Thread 279719221

Have fun pooping Diarrhea , anons

>>279719221 (OP)
Japanese people don't get diarrhea from raw Japanese eggs, but feel free to continue coping and seething about it.

>>279719265
they do

>>279719221 (OP)
fucking gringo retard, eggs are safe raw, except in your dogshit 3rd world country

>>279719265
>>279719287
enjoy glazing those 4.3 inches lmfao

>>279719221 (OP)
Healthy chickens lay healthy eggs. Raise your livestock properly and this is a nonissue

>>279719221 (OP)
Sauce? I feel like this is from Kiyo in Kyoto without checking. SauceNao is giving me nothing aside from irrelevant panels from After School.

>>279719221 (OP)
You have to be really unlucky to get salmonella from raw eggs that came from trustworthy farms. Industry cutting corners and cramming up chickens in cages is what ruins them.

>>279719221 (OP)
What a coincidence.
I've just eaten pasta with white rice that I left on the fridge for more than a week and it kinda smelled like cheese.
I'm sure the heat took care of it though~~

The tl;dr of this is that:
>Japanese eggs and American eggs are washed differently and have different outer layers
>food sanitation between countries is different
>your chance of indigestion or sickness from raw eggs was statistically low to begin with
Straight-up you can crack an egg from your own hen in your beckyard onto some hot rice and you're probably fine. Even here.

Amazing how this topic is causes /a/ to shit itself every single time when it's reposted.

I think the odds of getting salmonella from a raw egg is like 1 in 20,000. I think I'll have some tamago kake gohan for lunch.

>>279719382
>pasta with white rice
wut

I hate the texture/consistency of even soft boiled eggs. So of course I would find raw egg the worst thing ever.

>>279719677
I cracked an egg into my smoothies every day in high school and never got sick once. I think they just have to err on the side of caution.

>>279719221 (OP)
i live in a 1st world country where you can eat eggs raw
that said, no thanks, it tastes disgusting

>>279719221 (OP)
Isn't Salmonella just a burger thing or at the very least, heavily skewed against them because of all the breeding fuckery they done to their chickens? People chug raw eggs already, why would this be an issue?

>>279719221 (OP)
salmonella has been completely eradicated from my country.

The raw egg cools the rice

>>279719858
It's heavily skewed against them, mostly cause they wash their eggs, destroying the natural membrane that would otherwise prevent stuff like salmonella from getting in.
But otherwise salmonella can appear anywhere in smaller frequency, with good control preventing widespread occurrence.

>>279719335
Per the Japanese Food Safety Commission, the rate of salmonella contamination in eggs is 0.003% in Japan, compared to 0.005% in the US.

Salmonella contamination in eggs isn't nearly as common as people think, most salmonella infections come from uncooked or undercooked meat, poultry, or seafood.

>>279719701
I mean, anon probably fucked up but still...

>>279720063
Cooking food solves most of the issues brought up by wrong upbringing in a farm. Organic, free range and clean environment further lowers that risk.

Fried egg with rice tastes much better than that crap

>>279719221 (OP)
You don't get diarrhea from raw eggs unless they are contaminated which only happens in large farms

>>279719221 (OP)
I love how Britfags are still absolutely SEETHING about shots being fired about their godawful food

>>279719221 (OP)
Cake glazing is literally raw egg.

>>279720402
Uh, no? Glazing made by beating egg whites (or sometimes yolks) with sugar needs to be baked in the oven to harden.

>>279719265
Fpbp

The force of the whisk cooks the egg in cake icing.

>>279720772
guaranteed_replies.webm

>>279719221 (OP)
What kind of inferior people get sick from fresh raw eggs?

>>279719858
It is just a burger thing, for example eggs in the UK which are stamped with the British Lion are 99.9% safe to eat raw.

>>279719221 (OP)
u can eat raw eggs

Egg rice with Japanese short grain rice, a freshly laid egg and real brewed onions sauce really is "that good".

>>279720772
>gaijin girl doesn't know what a fucking egg is
wat

Raw eggs are one thing, but raw fish? That's a big no for me.

>>279722261
>but raw fish? That's a big no for me.
good, you won't get the anisakis parasite the way the nips do

>>279719701
>>279719382
white *sauce*
Although I've eaten pasta with white rice before when I had both as left-overs.

>>279719221 (OP)

I cheat a little, and give it 20 seconds on High in the microwave, after stirring it around and adding the onions sauce.

>>279721765
I think she was more saying "what's this egg for?".

I don't understand the egg-in-rice thing. I thought the whole point of using short-grain rice was that it would be sticky and easy to eat with chopsticks. As soon as you stir the egg in it becomes slimy instead of sticky, and a pain to eat. The raw egg barely adds any flavor.

>>279722261
Sauce me up on this one please

the only thing raw i like is sex

>>279719221 (OP)
If you have diarrhea you are simply too weak. Lift weights and eat more raw eggs

>>279722261
cute girls going on a date with a salaryman?

>>279722261
fuck takeshi gon' do?

>>279719265
You sure showed us, Sasaki.

>>279722261
Most sushi is frozen for a short time to kill off parasites. Unless you live right next to the ocean you're probably not getting it right out of the sea anyways.

>>279724438
Japanese people like slimy shit a lot. Stuff like natto, or a few kinds of seaweed or that one kind of yam, they basically all turn to ectoplasm when mashed up and mixed around and they can't get enough of that shit.
Though honestly if you're not put off by the texture it's not bad at all. Not something like, say, fermented squid viscera.

>>279722261
She does have a point with the fish though. Last year I had bad sushi near kabukicho and afterwards I was fighting for my life on the shitter at the hotel, even standing up at times because I couldnt find a sitting position anymore to ease the pain
The best thing was that the toilet always played nature sounds when you took a dump so my hellscape shitharsis was accompanied with the sound of flowing water and birds chirping, which is fucking gruesome on an ironic level

>>279725181
Won't kill off the parasite eggs though

>>279719598
Any thread whose topic implies America is not the greatest country in the world is like this.

>>279719221 (OP)
Burger hands typed this. American food quality is atrocious, especially for things like poultry, eggs and rice.

>>279719221 (OP)
The warm pasta cooks the eggs whenever I make carbonara, is rice worse at this for some reason?

imagine being so weak you can’t even drinking a glass full of raw eggs

>>279720063
On top of that most salmonella outbreaks in USA don’t even involve eggs. It is usually some fucker who don’t wash their hands properly or food prepared in insanitary conditions with no eggs involved at all. So you can get salmonella outbreaks from melons, salad, bread, etc

>>279725387
I have been living in Japan for years and never had an issue with sushi or sashimi and I often eat discount sushi near expiry date. One thing Japan have is a virus that can be transmitted even by air that can give nausea, vomit and the runs like food poisoning so you might think it was the raw fish but actually was the packed train or not washing your hands well that did it.

>>279719221 (OP)
Please stop being an obese anglo on the internet.

>>279725387
White people say Japan is safe and then walk into the most backwoods fucking crime coverup restaurant in the middle of the poor homeless redlight capital of Japan

The sugar of the cookie dough kills the salmonella.

>>279725387
sorry to hear about your discomfort but this made me laugh

>>279727440
Nice laarp

>>279719265
toxoplasmosis, then.

>>279722261
Don't like gravlax?

>>279725387
i am sorry to read that happened to you anon, but i died from laughing forgive me please, i am very sorry

>>279725181
I don't trust my northern swedish city's restaurants to properly freeze the stuff.

>>279722261
I fucking love raw fish

>>279719221 (OP)
eggs can be eaten raw, you troglodyte retard

>>279725283
>fermented squid
That sounds like something I would eat.

>>279729548
they get it delivered frozen

>>279727266
All almonds grown in the U.S. are to be pasteurized because once upon a time there were some salmonella outbreaks linked to almonds. Meanwhile, the likelihood of getting salmonella from unpasteurized almonds is roughly the same as any other tree nut.

>>279730274
I prefer my almonds to be activated rather than pasteurized.

>>279728477
The egg isn't the issue with cookie dough, raw flour is nasty.

>>279719221 (OP)
No

You do you, but if I must have eggs in my rice, it's going to be fried.

>>279729548
anon you retard they have to freeze it on the SHIP

>>279721765
japanese people really act like this. It's amazing they ever got a chip on their shoulder over being treated as inferior by other cultures to shill the communist idea of the races all being equal. they treat strangers as stupid as toddlers. they will parade you around and clap if you say itadakimasu.

>>279721765
>>279736914
Stop being purposefully daft. The later dialogue clearly indicates that she knows what an egg is. She was asking what they're using the eggs for.

>>279720772
>she says as she drenches her rice with milk
is it good? What does it even taste like, rice pudding?

>americans can't understand different cultures have different cuisine
google "gulasz z serc" and come back here

>>279737052
Rice pudding is made by rice releasing starch into the milk, so it gets denser. One also adds sugar and other flavorings like cocoa or cinnamon in it.
Cooked rice already released starch into the water that was then drained, so what she is eating is literally just plain rice with faint aroma of milk.

>>279720772
but the egg isn't raw, it's cooked with the heat from the rice.
>>279737052
dunno about this one but in rice puddding you cook rice in milk. it's pretty great, i usually add some raisins, choc chips, nuts, cinnamon etc

>>279719221 (OP)
Have you tried not eating food covered in shit from industrial plants?

>>279719598
So you're saying raw egg threads makes people... shit themselves?

>>279719221 (OP)
You can crack an egg straight out of chicken's arse right into your mouth and have nothing happen to you for it.
>Nuh-uh, I can't!
Stop buying eggs from poison swamp raised chickens

>raw egg bag
>raw beef good

>>279720063
3 in 100000 raw eggs giving you salmonella is a lot considering how many eggs a year people consume and how contagious salmonella is when you get it and are shitting your guts out. that doesn't matter thought because raw egg whites taste bad and have a nasty texture

>>279737667
Fuck, my spelling mistake ruined the impact of my meme

I guess you don't want hollandaise sauce or creme brulee either. The egg yolk isn't cooked hot enough to kill salmonella

>>279737681
it's okay anon, you get points for effort
you're still a nigger though

>>279720772
>japanese_strawman.webm
you make fun of our raw, brand food? werr you put mirk in breakfast!

>>279737681
I'll show you my raw egg bag

>>279737764
Adding egg to rice won't impact flavor, but nutrition-wise is far superior than rice with nothing.
Adding milk to rice is an abongmination of highest caliber that you'd only consume to wash down your auntie's classic baked faggots & ostrich kidney shit worm mash combo

>>279719761
i realised this was less about english food being bad and more about japanese food being the best, they seem to have a complex about it
does anyone have that webm of the english anime character eating one of those generic panda biscuits and saying how amazing it is

>>279737881
most countries have spergouts like that anon

>>279737881
I don't have that webm, but here is a manga page of an italian eating spaghetti napolitan, like they don't have million recipes for pasta in Italy.

>>279737764
>>279737862
literally never heard of anyone adding milk to rice
is that a thing?

>>279728741
what is taxoplasmosis?

>>279737862
nobody puts milk in rice. some nip retard heard that muricans eat cereal with milk and the only cereal his tiny brain could think of is white rice

Hahahaha post-2020 newfag weebs don't know that in Japan eggs are produced, cared for, washed and prepared differently than their 3rd world shitty country. Japanese ones are much safer and you can it them raw

>>279727050
People forget that things like carbonara (made in a reasonably faithful way) or raw egg whites in things like cocktails or pastries exist.
>>279737999
Some Europeans do it. You can buy rice that is literally labeled "milk rice" in several countries, including in the country with the largest European economy.

>>279737999
Milk with some of other boiled grains is not unfamiliar to me, but I've never encountered an instance of milk-rice combination, nor can I imagine it being edible

>>279738047
Milk rice or rice pudding is cooked till it thickens, you don't just pour milk over rice and call it a day.

>>279737999
im pretty sure you're supposed to boil the rice in milk to get a more porridge/pudding like texture
never heard of anyone adding milk to already cooked rice

>>279719265
false

>>279737999
>literally never heard of anyone adding milk to rice
Rice porrige is a very common thing in many countries, yes. It is frequently turned into desserts as well.

Don't see why that is so strange. Rice is mostly tasteless, milk is milk and together they can result in a creamy texture that works well with strong, sour and sweet flavors like jams, cinnamon or fresh fruit.

>>279738071
True, true.

>>279737999
anon are you american?

>>279737999
Rice pudding is pretty common. Brits and Mexicans do it.

>>279738021
>>279737999
>>279737862

>>279738071
Eh, I do that sometimes when I have hot rice and can't be arsed to make it properly.

>>279737052
completely soggy rice krispies

>>279720772
Rice, fish and worcestershire for breakfast...

>>279738462
I'm more of a corn flakes type

>>279738614
better than all the sugary shit, fuck modern cereal

>>279738273
Caramel rice pudding is so fucking good. One of my favorites

>>279725387
Reminds me of the time I had some sports bar sushi and it absolutely destroyed my insides the next day.

I literally just ate rice with a raw egg on top mixed in as breakfast
I do add black pepper and parmesan cheese to it

>>279725387
Sushi bars and buffets are such a westoid travesty. The only real sushi is the stuff that the certified old guy with the funny hat cuts out of a fresh fish and plates in front of you.

>>279738273
that's not "adding milk to rice"
you cook the rice in milk, you dont add cold milk to rice cooked in water

>>279719598
So many people take the fucking bait too, especially when there are posts like >>279719318 >>279719278
and people somehow don't see that this thread was not made in good faith.

>>279725387
>near kabukicho
anon, of course a money laundering front won't have good fish, they aren't even expecting to serve any food to anyone
you only have yourself to blame

>>279719265
Japanese people lay eggs???????

Sure is /a/ - Anime & Manga

>>279720772
>only Japanese people eat eggs raw
not even remotely true, the British, the Italians and the French also do it a lot.

>>279737980
washoku is consistently awful and disgusting and any Italian would call Naporitan a disgrace.

>>279739407
sure is /a/ - Raw Eggs

>>279739049
>doesn't count the people seething at op like the first post as "taking the bait"
Lmao, disingenuous retard.

>>279737980
What the fuck I am reading

>>279739857
Zero's Tea Time manga, spin-off of Detective Conan focusing on undercover agent Amuro Tooru, for female enjoyment.
In this chapter an italian named Matteo travelled half across the world just to try napolitan, but doesn't get very far due to being your typical confused tourist that commits one cultural blunder after another. All the while people kept mistaking him for Amuro, who is a blonde hapa. So Matteo ended up at cafe where Amuro works, and apparently whatever Amuro cooks is better than sex.

To be fair, i like the taste of raw egg over rice, but i can't eat it, because the thought of getting less nutrients per gram due to lower bio availability (and how much of an empty calorie rice is) is killing me more than bacteria or whatever. Although, boiled eggs with buckwheat is good too.

>>279719221 (OP)
Never had any issues with them. Are raw eggs a toxic hazard in burgerland?

>>279741075
like most food

The heat from the CTE cooks the egg

>>279741117
Unhealthy food? In MY country??
Surely you jest.

>>279741146
this is even more funny when you remember that kinder eggs are illegal in the usa

The sperm from the weebs cooks the rice

>>279725387
>kabukicho

Deserved for trying to be Kiryu.

>>279738020
irrelevant meme disease that only affects pajeets (like anything) and old cat women who don't have any concept of cleanliness
>>279739049
>but jannies say that keeping memes and board "culture" is more important

>>279741146
How does one even take a bite out of quadruple bypass burger without dislocating their jaw?

>>279719221 (OP)
If you've ever eaten raw cookie/brownie dough you're in the same boat. Your raw egg consumption might be higher than you think. There's also the bit about this not being an issue because the salmonella is on the OUTSIDE of the egg, so don't be a moronic yank and "clean" the egg before it needs it.

>>279738052
It's somehow the poorer version of a rice pudding. I've always used coconut milk/cream not just cow milk. A little sugar (if using cow milk), cinnamon + nutmeg etc. Consistency varies, think as fuck, or more wet. It's something hot and carby for when sick or freezing to fucking death.

>>279719318
>glazing
You must be over 18 to post here

>>279737881
Here

>>279739453
not to mention, you'll find mayonaise pretty much everywhere in the world

>>279742200
Isn't mayo pasteurized nowadays?

>>279737881
>i realised this was less about english food being bad and more about japanese food being the best, they seem to have a complex about it
nah it's just British food lmao

Do Japanese people really eat salmon for breakfast every day? That sounds amazing but expensive.

>>279742911
just looked it up and salmon prices are as low as $4USD/lb there
probably the benefit of living on what's technically a large island

>>279742911
According to what I can find on the web, that traditional type of breakfast the Japanese have started to slowly abandon in favor of toast and other quick stuff. Those that still eat it also use mackerel instead of salmon. But overall, the amount of fish eaten doesn't seem big enough to put too heavy weight on the wallet.

>>279742681
I'm sick of pretending that meat, gravy, pastries, and potatoes don't taste good.

>>279743525
you hear it mostly from africans and african derivatives who never evolved the ability to extract flavor from natural food

>>279743556
Sorry I don't make the rules

>>279742175
EHHHHHH RANDOM FUCKING COOKIE??? SUGEEEE NAAAA.... UMEEEE

>>279743701
You're just butthurt because in the entirely of the British Islands you can't find anything nearly as tasty as the mighty Hello Panda.

I've drank 6 raw eggs everyday for a decade and only got the shits from it a few times.

>>279719265
yeah and they also die to common colds
nice diet retardos

>>279743701
It's not even a decent cookie, but the tiny stuff one gives to kids to shut them up.

>>279719812
I don't even know how raw eggs taste because the idea is kinda repulsive
But milkshake with raw egg is fantastic

>>279743662
Thanks for demonstrating my point anon

>>279742175
I've had those exact cookies. They're kinda disgusting. The chocolate doesn't taste like chocolate, the cookie part is like some sweet crumbly sawdust pressed into a cookie shape.

they're pretty gross.

>>279743646
>>279742681
You'd think a nation who, at one point, had an empire that spanned the entire globe, whose trade reached near every corner of earth, would have better cuisine and yet they choose to eat the blandest or grossest shit ever and want to pretend it's not.

>>279744411
Keep coping, britty boy.

Anime Food Thread

>>279742175
jesus, that's masturbatory

>>279743662
Chinese people don't like Japanese food much? I wonder why. According to this chart they don't seem to love anyone's cuisine except their own.

>>279741233
>sperm
Anon i'm Argentinian, we eat roasted animal entrails, brains and such, and even i think that's fucking disgusting. What the hell Japan
Lengua a la vinagreta is tasty as fuck though and i don't apologize

>saves your life during travels
>not having to eat inferior meals or grossly overpriced ripoff restaurants
APOLOGIZE

>>279719761
>>279737881

>>279744613
He can't be British, he said cookies instead of "biscuits."

Also despite the gross name Digestives are way better than those nasty koala cookies. Which are technically Korean anyway.

>>279744985
I have eaten worse things, heart, brains, testicles...but they were not cooked by the heat from raw eggs or sperm

>>279745170
>advertised by the infamous shinigami of Beika city and the shadow culprit
I ain't falling for that, that's how they get material for another 1000 chapters of Detective Conan.

Japan food is GOOD.

>>279744985
I could be wrong but I don't think that's sperm in that webm, maybe it's grated yam? But I have heard fish sperm/milt is eaten in Japan and apparently it's mild and velvety. You can even fry it in tempura batter.

>>279725407
Yes it will, eggs can survives acids and chemicals but they can't survive below freezing and above boiling temperatures.

>>279719221 (OP)
The acid from my stomach kills the bacteria

>>279744299
Oh I get it
>everyone is from africa

>>279719221 (OP)
Nippon cuisine is the best

>>279743525
The meat and pastries taste good, but the plain boiled vegetables are what drags British food down for me. You lose all of the texture and flavor in the process and they usually lacked seasonings as basic as salt and pepper.

>>279720063
Another issue is that american companies wash their eggs, which remove an antibacterial layer that protects the inside.

>>279720772
>>279722261
What anime?

What does takoyaki taste like, bros? I want to eat it really badly but I'm allergic...

>>279748520
Boku no Pico

>>279748800
What are you allergic to, octopus? You can make it without octopus you know, put whatever filling you want. They sell takoyaki machines for pretty cheap if you want to make your own.

>>279719701
When I was in Japan I got served spaghetti with a side of white rice once. Not unbelievable really.

>>279749585
I'm allergic to crab and shrimp. It isn't known for sure if I'm allergic to octopus, but people with allergies to what I have usually also are allergic to tako. Anime makes it look so good. I'm aware I don't have to eat it with octopus, but then it isn't takoyaki anymore

>>279745231
>vegemite toast and black pudding
Even for bong food this is particularly vile. No offense to my blutwurst bros, that shit is infinitely better.

>>279749721
The flavor of octopus isn't that strong anyway. I'm sure that sticking something else instead of tako is perfectly acceptable.

>>279749721
>>279749585
>>279748800
I hate sea food

>>279719221 (OP)
I respect if that's how they want to do it. But I can't eat anything slimy, and a raw egg is slimy.

>>279743896
They sell Hello Panda in Britain.

>>279719265
You are right, they get stomach cancer in their late years for eating raw food for decades.

The science prove it.

>>279719265
>can eat raw eggs
>will succumb to an illness if exposed to a few drops of rain water
Gaijins win again. Also they overrate their cuisine

>>279722261
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anisakis
>Anisakiasis is a human parasitic infection of the gastrointestinal tract caused by the consumption of raw or undercooked seafood containing larvae of the nematode Anisakis simplex.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/アニサキス
>Given the culture of eating raw fish, such as sashimi, the risk of infection is considered high. Until around 1965, parasites in marine fish and shellfish were considered harmless, and live parasites were considered proof of freshness. In 1999, Anisakis was designated a cause of food poisoning under the Food Sanitation Act, and since 2012, notification to health centers has been mandatory. Until fiscal year 2007, there were only a few cases per year, but since 2012, the number has increased sharply (124 cases in 2016). This is due to the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare's progress in understanding the actual situation, in addition to statistical items, and the development and complexity of distribution, which has increased the opportunities for Anisakis to reach the dinner table alive.
>However, this figure is based on a tally of reports and can only be considered the tip of the iceberg. A 1997 study by the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare also estimated that there were 7,147 cases per year and that the number of cases was more than 2,000 to 3,000.

>>279752669
>and live parasites were considered proof of freshness

>>279752018
Everything else looks fine, but here, are you supposed to eat a bowl of dried seaweed with two pieces of bacon?

>>279752828
VERY NAISU

>>279752920
Do amerimutts seriously eat like this?

>>279756201
No, they don't serve edamame and corn at American McDonald's.

>>279719221 (OP)
I tried this once and I can confidently say the heat from the rice does NOT cook the egg, and the resulting mixture tastes like eating cum and rice.

I'm not eating raw eggs, it's scrambled or nothing.
Also as a side note my Dad knew a guy who ate squirrel brains

>>279756730
Your dad knows RFK Jr?

>>279719221 (OP)
You people keep getting this wrong. You're not supposed to let the heat from the rice cook the egg.

>>279744487
Brits have co-opted Indian food to a large degree. Japanese curry is even based on British curry more than Indian curry.

>>279744487
>You'd think a nation who, at one point, had an empire that spanned the entire globe, whose trade reached near every corner of earth, would have better cuisine and yet they choose to eat the blandest or grossest shit ever and want to pretend it's not.

British food ranges from bad to tasteless.
Pub food is good though, but that is hard to fuck up. Butter biscuits are also good.
But overall british food really is trash. They even manage to fuck up restaurant food so it's tasteless. I thought "british food is bad" was just a meme until I lived there for a few years.

I don't get the hate for British food. Most of it's just a basic cut of cooked meat and some steamed vegetables with maybe some herbs for seasoning. It's inoffensive and tastes fine. Yeah there are sheep testacles stuffed with cow brain and marinated in blood type dishes, but it's not like that's common food. Plus every country has dishes like that. Japan also eats offal and stuff.

>>279759160
>steamed vegetables
You are literally agreeing British food is trash. Filthy Anglos need to learn how to fucking saute.

>>279759160
The problem is if you're used to foreign food that uses more spices, sauces and such british food ends up tasting very bland while the more traditional british food is a very aquired taste.

>>279759160
The problem is that Britain stands out among other Western European countries in a shitty way. France is literally the birthplace of high cuisine, Italian food is considered the best in the world, and other countries, like Spain and Germany, all have iconic tasty dishes. What does Britain have? Pretty much nothing worth mentioning.

>>279748800
It tastes like burnt mouth

Brit food is honestly decent if you confine them to using an oven (even stargazy tastes alright, albeit still ugly) they have nice roasts and some good savory pastries, if you let them grab a pan or a pot it's over though.

>>279728398
And it's still safe. Which is kinda the whole argument.
Try going to 'bad areas' in NA and see how things go.

>>279748800
Fishy, but like, in an octopus way.

>>279760464
the meat pies are mint

>>279725387
my fucking sides kek

Anytime anyone other than an Italian says they have the best food they need a bitchslap

>>279759015
This meme makes no sense

>>279719221 (OP)
sorry you have low quality eggs on your third world country (yes murrica is third world).

>>279760830
All good italian recipes are from america sadly

>>279759160
There's this pattern with Americans that whenever they have to talk about other cultures and countries they absolutely need to shit on them and invent things out of insecurity, because they know their country is a nigger infested shithole.
It makes sense because they're enslaved by Jews and it's very Jewish to act like this.
>American goes to French restaurant
>OUI OUI ESCARGOT MONSIEUR
>WHAT THE FUCK, ARE THESE SLUGS?! THEY EAT SLUGS?! AND FROGS?! OH GOD I AIN'T GON EAT THIS, ERMEGERD THIS COUNTRY IS AWFUL! LET'S GO TO MC FUCKING DONALD'S I'M LOVIN IT
They don't even order the fucking slugs. Restaurants in Europe just force food on you, of course. Poor Americans. They do this for every other country. When I see Americans in other countries when I travel they act like fucking pigs. The whole thing against the UK is literally just American seething cause I bet American food is fucking dogshit even compared to the UK. Then they start all this weird health shit about food like gluten free and alkaline water when they shit themselves dead at 50. Fucking sugar-addicted mongoloid cuckolds I HATE Americans.

>>279761292
i remember when i made the breakfast for murricans they went.
>This food is so bland
>This has no taste
>The scrambled eggs are bland.
And i just wondered if they even have taste buds.
>Scrambled eggs with umami, salt, pepper and butter.
>Sliced meat
And the meat preparation
>Chop some onions in cubes enough to cover the steak
>Press the chopped onion to release some juice, leave the steak with chopped onion at fridge for half an hour
>Once passed the 30 minutes take it out and put it on a frying pan with cooking oil (vegetable oil can ruin the flavor so days in advance you leave full garlic in the bottle and add pepper) season as you like.
>Once is cooked a bit at one side add some honey over the steak and let it cook, turn around a few rounds, add onions sauce while is cooking
>Remove the steak once is fully cooked add the chopped onions on the frying pan you used, add more onions sauce, while is cooking add some water and katakuriko (potato starch).
>You get steak with a sauce
And murricans said it was bland, if i was sanji i would have kicked their asses.
At least it wasn't as bad as anthony burdain when he ordered wagyu steak cooked at perfection and complained in hi show and saying "this burger is 100 times better then that wagyu steak" with the burger spilling blood and still raw.

>>279761292
i remember when i made the breakfast for murricans they went.
>This food is so bland
>This has no taste
>The scrambled eggs are bland.
And i just wondered if they even have taste buds.
>Scrambled eggs with umami, salt, pepper and butter.
>Sliced meat
And the meat preparation
>Chop some onions in cubes enough to cover the steak
>Press the chopped onion to release some juice, leave the steak with chopped onion at fridge for half an hour
>Once passed the 30 minutes take it out and put it on a frying pan with cooking oil (vegetable oil can ruin the flavor so days in advance you leave full garlic in the bottle and add pepper) season as you like.
>Once is cooked a bit at one side add some honey over the steak and let it cook, turn around a few rounds, add so-y sauce while is cooking
>Remove the steak once is fully cooked add the chopped onions on the frying pan you used, add more so-y sauce, while is cooking add some water and katakuriko (potato starch).
>You get steak with a sauce
And murricans said it was bland, if i was sanji i would have kicked their asses.
At least it wasn't as bad as anthony burdain when he ordered wagyu steak cooked at perfection and complained in hi show and saying "this burger is 100 times better then that wagyu steak" with the burger spilling blood and still raw.

>>279763867
Your posts are just like your steaks- overcooked.

>>279764162
your burgers are raw and your food is 10% shit (not joking).

>>279719221 (OP)
why would there be bacteria inside a raw egg?
the thing is basically designed to incubate cellular life with no immune system at body temperature and in it's own pool of liquid food. if bacteria managed to get in you would know by smell immediately.

You telling me you've never eaten raw cookie dough?
Those eggs aren't remotely cooked.

>>279725181
All aquatic animals are absolutely teeming with parasites.

I fucking love /ck/ threads so much, bros.

>>279719221 (OP)
i as an american eat tamagokakegohan several times a week with no issue and have done so for years. its yummy and i wont apologize for it.