Thread 279761923

Good Sibling Sex Evening /a/.
Just a reminder that it still cannot be stopped.

What the hell? THIS is where this song comes from?

>>279762881
What? Where would it come from?

>>279763152
Idk, just have heard remixes, samples and dank weed edits way back, but am just now getting to the series. I've been nicely surprised twice now from hearing OPs I already know.

Fuck your sister.

>>279761923 (OP)
Tsukihi is underrated she's like the 2nd funniest character in the entire show. Her screentime is limited but whenever she shows up she is consistently funny

>>279761923 (OP)
>boy: dark yellow skin
>female sibling: white skin
why are nips like this?

>>279764032
she is not just funny but cute and funny

>>279764038
First of all, they aren't blood related, but secondly, it makes sense. Man/boys grow up playing outside more so they get more of a tan, whereas girls who stay inside stay more pale.

>>279764038
Spic here, My sister and me are like that. It's like >>279764126 said, I go out a lot and got a tan while my sister mostly stayed inside. In fact, when younger I was more 'white' than my sister.

doubt that anyone from the last thread will read this, but i continued reading pic related.
>stopped right before the "parents spill the beans" bit
was the funniest thing ive read in a while, the manga taking everything super serious even tho we only had 5 chapter to get to know literally anyone
what a stupid manga holy shit lmao. stopped reading (for now) after that and went for greener pastures that night.

>>279764032
Whos the funniest?
In reality all the girls are really great, I can't hate a single one.

Is this a Monogatari thread, an incest thread, or a hybrid?

>>279765025
looking at the oreimo based incest threads... a hybrid, i'd guess

>>279765025
I don't get him at times. He's always perving on the doll but when the doll starts sexually harassing him he gets upset.
He's complete avoidance of adult snail girl is super sus too. I know most characters on the show look better younger but Adult Snail arguable has the best transformation.

>>279764038
Because Japanese men are yellowish brown and they want to self insert. Women are fair skinned because that’s the beauty standard, for men and women, across the world but they don’t want to acknowledge that too directly.

>>279765131
Adult Snail goes full rape mode on him. Araragi is completely "rules for thee, not for me".

>>279762881
lurk for 100 years before posting again

I like how most gataris are bottom heavy

>>279764126
I'm willing to accept her as BR because she came out of the same vagina.

birb best girl

>>279764038
>anon learns people can come in all shades of color
they probably made rararagi darker to contrast the sexy fair skin of the female characters

>oldest son is a bronze manlet
>oldest daughter is a tall amazonian
>youngest daughter isn't like either of her siblings

let's face it, mamaragi's childeren probably all have different fathers.

>>279769274
I like eggs.

>>279764126
If you take it on face value they're 100% BR, but they're not soul related, which is a weird thing that also comes up in things like OnK and most people disregard it, but I have to say for me personally it does put a bit of distance between the characters, like Karen is more or a legit imouto than Tsukihi because of it.

If you assume it's a metaphor for a child born from an affair, that would make Tsukihi Koyomi's half sister, which weirdly enough feels more legit.

Bee best imouto btw.

>>279770877
We already know what bird's deal is and RRRgay and bee look like they could be twins. Moma RRRgay isn't into your ntr cuckshit.

>>279771534
The situation is the opposite, if anything they're only soul related because Tsukihi is not and never was a human. But since she was still pushed out of the same vagina, what does it matter. To everyone involved except for Koyomi after learning the truth, they're blood related siblings.

>>279765131
Araragi does it in jest because he is, of course, not a pedophile

>>279764038
Testosterone produces melanin. This also why your benis is a darker shade than the rest of your body

>>279764038
Why are (You) like this, /pol/tard?

>>279765131
He's so saucy with them because he assumes nothing will happen, it's not "real" just fun. The moment things start to get real, like they might lead somewhere and he swerves.

>>279771564
She might as well be BR because she mimics the "original" Tsukihi's body anyway.

Walking incarnation of sex appeal.

>>279771656
Why are little sisters like this?

Are you guys ready for a new peak?

>>279771678
She uploaded a paywalled preview.

>>279771678
>>279771696
Will there be imoutos?

>>279771671
Engineered by nature to seduce their older brothers.

>>279771678
...who?

What collective noun do you use here?
A den of Nadekos?

>>279771929
>post in the incest thread
>doesn't know Hano Haruka - one of the last BR incest prophets we have left in this dark age.
How did we get here?

>>279772122
I thought this was a monogatari thread. I'll see myself out.

>>279772122
Everyone starts somewhere anon and there are many steps on the stairs to enlightenment.

>>279772150
You gotta be at least a bit of a siscon if you've watched Monogatari.

>>279772295
I don't mind incest but it also doesn't make anything necessarily hotter for me. Negative attraction to my own little sister if we are talking real life too.

>>279771971
Orgy

>>279761923 (OP)
Balls deep in sister pussy.

>>279762881
moron retard idiot

>>279771971
Gaggle

Yotsugi 12

>>279761923 (OP)
If my sister acted like that I would give her a spanking that might teach her some manners

>>279761923 (OP)
ENTER

>>279762881
Retard

>>279773390
I like well animated bath scenes

Karen is the superior sister

>>279773390
>siblings bathing together aint so weird
>parents bathing with their (young) off spring isnt too weird
will never not be funny how upset americans get over scenes like this

>>279764938
>Whos the funniest?
Monkey or Snail

>>279764038
Have you seen asian people in real life before?

>>279774062
Americans are the main lovers of scenes like that.

>>279761923 (OP)
There honestly should be a sibling bath scene in every season of this.

>>279764126
No it doesn't make sense you fucking moron

>>279774773
I almost was about to say that there is only that one in final season. But there is also technically the one in second season where Karen and Tsukihi bathe together with Hanekawa. Maybe Nisio will give us something good for FAMILY season if he continues it. Sibling content would make sense there, not to mention, the next book is very likely going to be about Yotsugi and Tsukihi is in Yotsugi's sphere of influence.

>>279774794
It doesn't make sense because Araragi, like many modern males, doesn't spend a lot of time outside. He is antisocial, at most he takes his lonely walks through town. But he does stuff like that more at night. If anyone would be tan, Karen would make the most sense. She isn't really sporty outside her martial arts, fooling around, and running for basic health. But she still seems most likely to be the type who'd desire a tan and try to get one. I could even see Karen sunbathing nude on the roof.

Post siblings please. None of that nbr shit if possible.

>>279774944
you will accept nbr and you will love it you giant faggot

>>279771971
yamata no orochi.

>>279775090
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oroch_people

>>279775121
Thanks chatgpt.

I just watched the Mustard version of the ED and it was very sex. What was the narrative purpose behind Shaft making Shinobu and Suicide-Master nude the entire time?

>>279775514
gently kill yourself zoomer grok fag

>>279775571
>he didn't like my obscure reference
>must be a zoomer

>>279775514
Live yourself because (you) gave me a (you) and learned something new

>>279764038
Accross all populations, men have a darker skin shade than women.

That said, me personally I was born with a lighter skin than my sister

>>279775961
people always talk about shunning nbr fags yet they constantly talk about oreimo... CURIOUS!

>>279771656
animooted for your viewing pleasure

>>279776036
Working at Shaft must be so fun...

>>279776072
Someone got to wake up one morning and draw the bird bath all day

>>279773313
That looks like it was drawn by Douman

Why doesn't the tall little sister ever get any love?

>>279762881
>posts that only a newfag could make

>>279776581
>what are false flags
the thread is shit to begin with since its about early season monogatari and nothing else

>>279776519
It is by akableak and on his pixiv. The doujin is very good and feels like it could be an official story so I'd recommend it.

Tsukihi sex!

>>279777285
AI VS original

>>279777315
AI forgot that the soap bottles are cgi
Very sex because the original cel probably showed Tsukihi's buds

>>279777810
Plus the bottle head's direction is supposed to imply nipple direction

>>279777879
I didn't realize that until now. I love Shaft.

>>279776972
>akableak
Got a link? Not finding that name.

>slop thread
aaaaaaand thats where i nope out

>>279764038
Anon... testosterone naturally gives you a darker skin pigmentation.

>>279778165
Only (You) can stop the slop

>>279771678
>>279771696
The mad woman is about to do it again.

>>279778273
Just jerked off to this bird

>>279778767
Understandable
You might have to do it again

>>279777285
>>279777315
This isn't AI, though.
https://x.com/kakukakusan_01/status/1897245958767043024

>>279765271
>Adult Snail goes full rape mode on him
giwtwm

>>279777979
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/84751215
You might also want to check out his tag on gelbooru or whatever because he goes a bit overboard with genital censorship sometimes (likely trying to shill his Mastodon or whatever but I don't like that site as it feels weird).

>>279778863
I apologize, then. The shading looks AI-like, as does the general style around the hip area.

>>279778988
How does Araragi resist this every single day

>>279779082
I'm guessing he had an obvious, unavoidable, raging erection throughout this scene, too.

>>279779082
After he rubbed it across her crotch a couple times, maybe it is simply less thrilling. There is always the temptation of sticking it in though that can make his thing shoot up. Amongst the Araragi's, penetration is the last boundary where both are unsure what the other would think.

>>279771656
>>279776036
>>279778804
>>279778273
I want Tsukihi to milk me senseless daily

>>279776814
It's going to take me a month to get through all these seasons, why not post about wherever I'm at at the time? Not like I can go back and enjoy whatever the discussion was when airing.

>>279779441
So you're saying they've performed outercourse

It is sad that there is like no good Monogatari incest art

>>279779630
There are a couple of gatari incest doujins.

>>279764038
Men are naturally darker, hence "tall, dark, and handsome." They spend more time outside, leading to even further darker skin. And they don't wear makeup or skin bleacher which makes women paler. The latter is particularly popular in east asia.

>>279779668
Shaft was really nice for letting us see Karen cheeks here. It makes me wonder which characters we have left that we need to see the cheeks of. I can think of Sodachi, Ougi, Partially Mayoi. Is there any point where Shaft could cram cheek shots into current future stories? Reminder that they added a full on original Nadeko bath scene in Zoku.

I liked when they talked for 20 minutes straight I find it enthralling and I'm being honest with that, the episode of Crab and Kaiki talking in a McDonald's is my favorite

>>279781047
Bake Episode 3 park scene remains my favorite, but I look forward to that. Kaiki is amazing.

>>279764038
Because men like fair skin on women, and need to self insert into the MC. In shojo, the Chads have probably white skin unless they are explicitly brown

For me, it's when Araragi and Kanbaru team up. I think they should always be a oddity busting duo.

>>279781047
>>279781446
Liking any scene with Kaiki is literally cheating, who wouldn't

>>279769274
They were supposed to be twins before NisiOisin changed his mind.

Reading the novels right now, I'm on the second part of Nise

>>279781819
Official translations? Japanese?

>>279781767
I feel like twins would've messed it up. It feels nice having them be similar looking but regular siblings. It helps build them as a family. Plus, Japanese siblings likely wouldn't look that different from each other due to less variety in hair color and such. The only way I could see them looking very different is if a jomon mixed with a yay*i.

>>279781907
Official, the paperback editions. English isn't even my first language.

>>279782246
In regards to appearance they are plenty similar already, Araragi notes many times that everyone has black hair in his town (except Shinobu). Except for thay time that Karen dyed her hair pink.

>>279782375
I see, I started reading too but I got mad because a ton of jokes were not really explained.

>>279782422
Doesn't Shaft giving Nadeko natural brown hair mess with this? I feel like she has been turned into a brownhead in the novel arts too by now. It isn't terribly uncommon in Japan, but it would feel more significant for Araragi to live in a town where everyone looks the same.

>>279781446
I remember skipping out on class in college to watch that episode

>>279782484
I kind of just go with the flow. I could use some footnotes but the jokes still land most of the time.

>>279782595
And Senjogahara is given purple hair for the anime too. Shaft's adaptations are so expressive that you just accept that it comes with the territory.

>>279782422
>that time that Karen dyed her hair pink
I want to see this

shoot, in a year or less, I'll be able to just ask an AI "draw me Karen Araragi from Bakemonogatari with pink hair" and bam it'll do it

>>279782700
I wish I could anon. I don't remember which fan-translation it was but it had like 50 TL notes. I wish they continued desu, even if the official ones are higher quality.

>>279782742
Her hair is a reddish brown when not purple in the anime, so they technically changed her natural color too.

>>279782881
You can do that now already. Or just use a painting tool in photoshop

>>279782946
I attribute it to Araragi being an unreliable narrator.

>>279782916
If I wanna read them that's my best choice, so I accept it. You don't need to take it as an absolute, just remember that you'll have plenty of time in life to go back to them, specially if you learn Japanese. You can just read them as is in translation knowing it's just your first reading and that there will be more.

>>279778926
Gracias

>>279783028
Araragi is pretty reliable as a narrator unless it comes to his personal feelings. Then again, I'm pretty sure his constant denial is supposed to represent his lingering self loathing. He could be telling his feelings as he actually perceives them instead of just lying to seem more "moral".

Karen seems like the type who'd attempt to pee standing up, using her fingers to make the pee go forwards. Once she feels that she has gotten good enough, she'd then promptly drop her pants in front of Koyomi and show him how she can pee on the side of the house. It probably wouldn't work and her brother would just give her a slap on the butt and walk off, while she sits there with wet pants around her ankles.

>>279784858
Karen is very very elegant smart and paafecto!

>>279785149
She'd have a uniform and nicely arced stream, Araragi would be left in awe while staring between her legs

>>279785149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u86Dr4mO8eY
Deckamaster!

>>279779720
The dark in tall dark and handsome refers to hair

>>279785451
What do tall and handsome refer to?

>>279785637
Hitagi, but only when she has short hair and is naked

>>279785690
I don't want to be banned...

>>279785149
Tsukihi is kanpeki!

>>279785777
Just post screencaps from the anime

>>279764847
Can you tell me what the manga is about, anon? I don't mind spoilers.

>>279785848
This outfit on Tsukihi and how they displayed her was very sexy. You could see a lot of her thighs and just how loose her skirt was.

Hot Monkey Sex!

>>279787114
Messy sex with lots of giggling and moaning

>>279761923 (OP)
anime is turning an entire generation of zoomers into tranny pedos and inbreeders, but hey at least siblings is better than that daughterwife raising crap, now that incest fetish is REALLY degenerate.

>>279787206
She would wear your ass out in more ways than one.

>>279787221
Luckily for you, Monogatari does have the beautiful daughterwife fetish

>>279787289
She's mostly talk. Self admitted virgin.

>>279787114
Bee and Monkey tomboy overload

>>279787334
Luckily Texas and the rest of the U.S. under based Trump will be banning this shit soon. Reminder that Japan is still the only developed country under the U.N.’s watchlist, and it’s exactly because of shit like this. Embarrassing…

>>279788114
America is a contender for the most trash culture in the world. Nothing would surprise me.

>>279788114
Trump loves lolis because they are based and personally sent me one. Japan also kicked the UN out, or at least the feminist branch that was starting shit since they attacked the emperor. Face it, anti loli fags are losing on all fronts. The golden age of loli is coming rapidly and loudly. Nintendo will soon release a lolicon game, as will Sony next year. Many loli anime have had sequels announced and many new adaptations have been announced. Lolicons are in control. Suck loli toes or get cunny rubbed on your face.

>>279788179
>America is a contender for the most trash culture in the world.
Not the culture that unironically promotes and exports pedophilia and incest to the rest of the world?

>>279771696
She didn't. Well, it was just some random windows and a backgorund. The announcement will be later this month.

>>279773390
holy fuckin shit... now i'm hard and mad

Tsukihi is more popular because she is more imouto. She is short, snippy, and waddles around the house all day in informal clothes or half naked. Karen is very nice and sex, but she is more like a brother.

>>279788612
How come she's so perfect

>>279788612
I appreciate this response

>>279788500
>exports pedophilia and incest to the rest of the world?
Which one is that?

>>279771971
A pit of Nadekos

>>279788701
Every one, it is a loli world

>>279788701
>Which one is that?
Don’t play dumb, (you) know it’s Japan and East Asia in general.

>>279788847
I want to fall into that pit

>>279788939
I didn't know my love for Japan could grow stronger!

>>279788939
I don't. Is it?
I keep reading about how Japan is so safe all the time and how kids are left alone to go to the store.

>>279788847
A Nadeko pit

>>279788995
No way you have 10 snake pits

>>279788988
>I keep reading about how Japan is so safe all the time and how kids are left alone to go to the store.
I meant the stuff they put in their media dumbass, also clearly you haven’t heard of child prostitution being on the down-low there with compensated dating and underage idols and gravure.

>>279789047
>I meant the stuff they put in their media dumbass
Like what? Am I supposed to be mad about fictional simplified children drawings?

>>279789047
They let the guys buy DVDs of girls in swimsuits and in return, the guys don't go out and do anything as they can safely pleasure themselves indoors. Having some guy draw on your swimsuit butt with a marker is a lot better than getting raped by some apeman in the bathroom.

>>279789120
>Am I supposed to be mad about fictional simplified children drawings?
Yes, because it promotes the IDEA of pedophilia retard.

>>279771678
Let's FUCKING go!!!!

>>279775090
Funny and underrated post.

>>279789149
I don't see it. Should we stop violent movies that also promote the idea of violence?

>>279785848
Kissing Tsukihi's soft lips

>>279789235
Nta but I do kind desire this when I hear of some of the disgusting shit in horror movies. My hatred of censorship overrides this though, censorshits deserve no ground at all.

>>279789149
>the IDEA of pedophilia

>>279789008
Not with that attitude

>>279789134
>raped by some apeman in the bathroom.
Most troons are zoomer weebs who got groomed into being trannies by anime in the first place. They are failed males who want to become the kawaii catgirl lolis on their screen, Japan is directly promoting the tranny agenda. America didn’t used to be this way, it was a good Christian country until the degenerate Nips sank their teeth into it.

>>279789276
Nice pits and that red dress looks great on her

>>279771971
Hyperbolic Boner Chamber

>>279789276
Anyone have a cap of even a gif of the scene where her dress kicks up and Kaiki is given a face full of her cunny?

>>279789514
This?

>>279789636
Yes and sex
You can even see IT minimalistically depicted when she crouches

>>279789636
>>279789673
Where are her panties? What a slut.

>>279789689
In all her teenage angst and hormones, she probably decided to go bare in the process. She brokenly lied to herself that it was to make her more like some wacky goddess. But really, she just wanted the opportunity to have people see her slit.

>see incest thread
>open it
>realise it's a bakemonogatari thread in disguise
>close thread

>>279790140
It is a hybrid thread. Post cest if you think it's best.

what's the ideal age for an imouto?

>>279790475
imouto for what?

>>279764126
She's BR NBR
Not related but at the same time came from the same mother

>>279790475
Fighting words.

>>279790547
i thought was the soul and not the body that was different? not that it matters she still his sister.

>>279790518
you know, imouto things

>>279774944
Fuck of genshiter

>>279771971
a Bloom

>>279790617
I don't...
Anyway a rough estimate that will cover most of your needs is 13-16.

>>279790642
Its crazy that there's still people who hate Nadeko.

>>279790700
Eh people that will fail to empathize with the struggles of a character will always be hateful. They will simply reduce everything to something akin to "she should have touched grass" and continue on.
I was cheering for her even in Koi to get a good ending and was happy for her by the end. Nadeko Draw made me like her even more.

>>279790475
14

>>279790666
13 sounds good, right before they start to get all bratty

>>279790642
I forgot just how sex this whole ordeal was. Shaft is super based for this.

>>279790475
JC!

>>279791129
>go to the bookstore to pick up a new book
>assaulted by a gaggle of half-naked Nadekos

>>279791170
I'd try to look and see if any has her butt crack showing

>>279771678
Please don't be /u/shit, Hank

>>279771971
rape

>>279787699
There isn't NEARLY enough of the two tomboys without Koyomi showing up. Hell, there's not enough of the Fire Sisters without big brother tagging along, either. Just give us yuri, you fools.
>>279790475
You're not looking for an absolute number, but a differential from your own. Who wants to be a 57-year-old with a 13-year-old little sister?
I'd say about 3-4 years younger is ideal. Long enough to lord it over her,close enough that you're in your prime to enjoy her cuteness.

>>279791752
Give us Fire Sister scissoring! It's even in the show!

>>279791752
>Who wants to be a 57-year-old with a 13-year-old little sister?

me

>>279791752
3 years younger so she can have all her JC years while you have your JK years, then she's a JC when you're in college. She's basically always one school level below you and that's when a little sister is cutest.

>>279791954
This is reasonable.

Anon, please be gentle when gripping your imouto's tits

>>279791910
Wait this real?

So this the incest thread or the monogatari thread?

>>279786243
It's a manga about a guy who is a giant siscon towards his nbr imouto who sleeps with a bunch of other women one of them who is his half BR imouto[ from his father's affair/spoiler] to get over it.

>>279792729
Both

>>279790475
5 years age difference is the ideal. It's far enough that you can be baffled by her gen z mannerisms while also close enough that you don't feel like talking to a boomer as a zillenial.

>>279792081
I remember someone in reddit posting their credit card with this image a long time ago.

>>279792081
Glitch number 298:
Imouto flies back when player hands collide with chest. Sometimes may also make her freeze.

>>279793073
Dev notes: physics engine still buggy

>>279793317
Now I'm imagining Karen flailing around on the bed like a bugging Gmod ragdoll.

All Monogatari JCs should do a breast line up

Finally started my OreImo rewatch

>>279794660
It's surprising how well those character design's have aged.

>>279794660
Oreimo just makes me feel nostalgia for the golden age of otakudom that doesn't exist anymore.

>>279795214
It makes me nauseous to know it's a time I missed