Thread 279777352

You will never go on a night walk with a cute-but-homely vampire that has banana tits

>>279777352 (OP)
this is eminently achievable even for an /a/non
wouldn't recommend it though

>>279777352 (OP)
>girl dresses like a whore and takes strangers home at night and gives them private massages as a way to feed
>no sex was ever had
I couldn't suspend disbelief, sorry. It's just too much when the girl is obviously a whore. No matter how hot she is, I can't lust.

>>279777352 (OP)
Her tits are fine

>>279777352 (OP)
>banana tits

>>279777352 (OP)
Call Me at the Yofukashi when a cute-but-homely flat vampire is ready to walk and literally fucking kill me.

>>279777352 (OP)
I like that she looks like Pochi sensei it makes her hotter

>>279777352 (OP)
Should I give it a go to the manga? In one of the last bananna tit threads, I read that the manga had a rather bad ending.

>>279777669
being fanged by a vampire is essentially having sex anyway

>>279778009
Natsuki never got fanged because she is for me.

>>279777669
I can suspend disbelief by assuming most humans have a natural aversion to the undead.
It takes a special kind of horny sheltered middle schooler to override that instinct.

>>279778001
Its not that it was "rather bad" but more of a classic japanese unsatisfying ending

>>279778282
>classic japanese unsatisfying ending
Look up kishoutenketsu.
That shit is so ketsu.

>>279777685
This look fine to (You)?

>>279778358
Yeah they look worse in some other shots but that's ok imo

>>279778282
The new upcoming arc will save it.

>>279778282
So like with the candy manga. Aight, gonna give it a try.
Althou the sagging banana titis kinda puts me off.

>>279777352 (OP)
Is this anime all vibes? What is the main attractions?

>>279779357
>Is this anime all vibes?
yes
>What is the main attractions?
vibes

>>279779357
As a certified vibe hater, I can assure you the appeal is all based on Nazuna's ability to attract vibelords like yourself and turn their brains into mush
>>279779390
>What is the main attractions?
vamps

>>279779357
>What is the main attractions?
banana tits

>>279779357
Nazuna

>>279779357
It's like watching bakemonogatari all over again.

>>279779863
Picked the FUCK up

>>279779863
Doesn't come even close

>>279780652
Dropped the FUCK down

>>279780697
I liked this hag more than Tooe

>>279780836
>smoking in a 1,000 dollar trench coat
feels nouveau riche.

>>279778237
Still can't suspend disbelief.
And my biggest dream is the premise of that anime: meeting a young looking vampire and becoming a vampire to spend eternity with her. But I couldn't handle her being a slut. A murderer, yes, but not a massage slut. It's painfully obvious that she fucked other men at some point. I can't become immortal for that.

>>279781042
>he couldn't find a trench coat like that for less than 100 dollarydoos
This is why the vampire underground doesn't invite you.

>>279781183
>But I couldn't handle her being a slut. A murderer, yes, but not a massage slut. It's painfully obvious that she fucked other men at some point. I can't become immortal for that.
If you dream that small, you can't expect your life to be grand and dramatic.

>>279781196
you can get a air force trench coat at a surplus store for like 40 bucks.

Osananajimi

>>279781415
But how much does it cost to get the smell out?

>>279777352 (OP)
I do it all the time.

Git gud

>>279781455
Unissued surplus - two proper washes at most
Used - depends on what was spilled on it

>>279781659
How many surplus stores even tell you the difference?

>>279778358
yes, that's hot

>>279781238
>If you dream that small
How the fuck is wishing for a virgin bride in 2025 dreaming small?

>>279781196
it looks like a burberry homage, so 1000 USD is probably a lowball estimate

>>279781976
>implying a chainsmoking vampire-hunting reject would earn the kind of money to buy actual Burberry
>implying that basic design hasn't been copied by fast fashion outlets at 1/10th the price
>implying her target audience could tell the difference

>>279782106
>implying a chainsmoking vampire-hunting reject would earn the kind of money to buy actual Burberry
i didn't comment on whether it's realistic for her to buy it
>implying that basic design hasn't been copied by fast fashion outlets at 1/10th the price
irrelevant to whether it's a burberry homage or not
>implying her target audience could tell the difference
i didn't comment on this at all either
my guess is just that it's an homage to burberry because they are well known for making trench coats and are famous for their check pattern, which the inside of her coat also has
so my best guess is they probably used a burberry trench coat for reference