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Asuka or Rei ?

Marry Hikari
Adopt Maya
Impregnate Misato
Kill the rest of humanity

Rei Asuka from 1975's Brave Raideen

>>279777479 (OP)
I was always more of a Misato kind of guy

>>279777479 (OP)
But if you're talking about the young girls then my favorite is Mari

>>279777479 (OP)
Disregard hoes, acquire boywife

>>279777479 (OP)
Kaworu

>>279777479 (OP)
Hear me out...

>>279777479 (OP)
They're equal opposites.
>Fire vs Ice
>Day vs Night
>Extroverted vs Introverted
>Active vs Passive
>Yang vs Yin
>Dionysian vs Apollonian

>>279778620
Yes but Asuka is way better

>>279777479 (OP)
'Suka for casual fun
Rei for marriage and motherhood

>>279778620
As an introverted arsonist mainly active at night who loves Yang Wenli and alcohol, this post confuses me.
Clarify your stance.

>>279777479 (OP)
Asuka.

>>279778800
>Misato
I'm too old for her.

>>279777479 (OP)
>a sex doll
>vs a very mentally ill person
I choose hikari thanks

>>279778800
The true winning move is to cheat on Gendo with Yui, let naked Rei embrace you, become part of human instrumentality, and live eternally in angelic bliss as you cringewatch Shinji and Asuka be awkward at each other.

>>279778895
prprprprprprprpr

>>279779062
Is she trying to catch a white shark with such kind of fishing rod?

>>279779062
GIWTWM
But literally.
If I ever get the opportunity to reincarnate as any anime character, this will be the place, and this will be the time.
Eternal Summer? More like eternal Reifish universe.

>>279778620
Hi Richard

>>279779115
Evangelion but they are only fishing for whales.

>>279779306
Do the whales have cute haircuts and mental issues? This is important.

>>279777726
And the other girl is Mari.

Nami or Robin?

>>279779102
yes

>>279779422
they are lesbian

>>279779351
yes

Asuka #1

>>279779478
German hairbuns aren't true funs. Airbags displease architects.

>>279779424
GOD
Put a meme hat on that and I'd wife it.

>>279779780
psychology is gay

>>279779877
fucking animals is bestiality

>>279777479 (OP)
the one who got a giant slide

>>279779780
Asuka hate is literally NPC behaviour.

>>279779993
>doesn't start from her mouth
>doesn't start between her legs
>legs don't straddle the slide
>that escalator on the left
>those stairs on the right
So many missed opportunities.
Who got paid to approve this?

>>279779115
>If I ever get the opportunity to reincarnate as any anime character
You want to be Rei?

>>279778800
But Jimmy and his friend are younger than Rei and Asuka.

>>279777479 (OP)
I just like seeing girls in plugsuits.

>>279778620
>strong vs weak
>relevant vs irrelevant
>inner strength vs facade
>wisdow vs stupidity
>healthy vs toxic
>meaningful vs superficial
>composure vs anger

>>279780202
Truth
But that's why so many people like asuka. They want to "fix her"

>>279780362
>They want to "fix her"
Well, duh, nobody wants the actual Asuka, people want the headcanon/spinoff version that has nothing to do with the canon version.

Pen Pen is best girl.

>>279777726
>>279779379
Man Japanese are so blatant with their inspirations it borderlines on plagiarism.
I only watched the first few ep of Gundam 79 and was like "Holy shit Anno stole this entire fucking plot almost."
And western people chimp out over two characters having the same hair color or making the same pose one time.

>>279781191
>first few ep of Gundam 79
You should watch the Lalah episodes. They feel psyhcadellic and EVA like.They reminded me of the weirf episodes of EVA like when Shinji was trapped inside of EVA 01.

>>279780086
>YOU HAD ONE JOB, JAPAN

>>279777479 (OP)
I choose the maiden of light

>>279781284
It's OK, Gundum is getting even with their new series.

>>279781310
More like Taro-kun had five jobs and he chickened out of all of them and his supervisor-sama went "Otsukare-tan, Taro-kun!", and no one even considered the financial loss from all the bullet points they chose not to hit even though they were right in front of them with little crowdfunded post-it notes that said "Hit me to receive my family's life savings".

>>279777479 (OP)
>a 14 year old
>another 14 year old
No thanks I'm not a pervert. Would rather stay single.

>>279782311
This is why you're a single pervert.

>>279782345
how

>>279782416
>see two 14 year olds
>assume their very existence is sexual
>refuse to sex them
>be bitter enough to comment on the resulting tragic situation of your own making
It's ok. Take a deep breath. You'll get over this.

Rei

>>279783024
KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>279783024
-cist

>>279783368
How?

>>279783518
The correct answer is "You have the better suit, but Rei has the better body".

>>279783077
No.

>>279783622
Oh no a nipple is visible. I'll be banned

Asuka and Rei should just dyke out in a Shinji x Mari ending

>>279783683
Rei is for me

>>279780202
Yet she still lost her premium girl status to Asuka. How’d that happen?

>>279783657
It should be fine since it's official. It's fanart that is forbidden from showing explicit nudity on this board.

>>279783518
Why did they swap bodies?

>>279783749
Drugs.

>>279783709
lesbians

>>279783683
Hatesex isn't real sex.

>>279782513
pretty sure everyone who makes and replies in these types of threads is implicitly asking the question about which 14 year old they want to molest so I must stand out and say neither.

>>279783749
What?

>>279783945
Canon is that Rei is the curvier one between her and Asuka, and the SIRP manga artist clearly draws them the other way around.

>>279777479 (OP)
If I'm not Shinji, Rei. If I have to be him in this hypothetical Asuka. I don't want to be fucking my own mother.

>>279783938
There is a nice new site I've heard about called reddit. Maybe you should check it out?

>>279783989
Their sizes are inconsistent. In my opinion Asuka should be the boobs girl and Rei the butt girl.

>>279783938
I could never hurt Rei.
>>279784020

>>279784036
fuck that shit. I'm not making a reddit account and you won't silence me.

>>279783938
If your takeaway from the question "Asuka or Rei?" which lacks enough context for somebody not to project, is which do you want to fuck. I think that says more about you.

>>279783710
>to Asuka

>Asuka or Rei
the answer is always yuri

>>279784427
Oh, they wanted to push Mari but anymore they have her on the wings.

>>279784533
>Eva really did a collab with PSG out of all clubs

>>279784916
Looks to be about third if we go by hierarchy here .

>>279785099
That was while the movie was still out. They’ve kinda shuffled things since then.

>>279779062
How's she gonna cook a fish that size

>>279785489
It's not about eating the fish. It's about showing others online that you caught it.

>>279783024
Indeed

>>279785558
KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>279784139
Let's say the implied question is "Who would you adopt?"
The answer is Rei. Don't lie.

>>279783989
>Canon is
the show isn't consistent shot to shot let alone with its own model sheets. dudes just make up whatever they want

>>279778620
Forgot to add:
>Summer vs Winter
Even though they don't have seasons anymore...

>>279778717
Sounds to me like you're placed in the middle of the Rei-Asuka spectrum.

>>279777479 (OP)
I don't know how anybody could pick Rei. She barely has a character and her arc ends at ep 6. Anno straight up abandoned the character, and is on record saying he didn't much care about her after episode 6 was finished. She deserved better :(
The only option is Asuka.

>>279777479 (OP)
Asuka > Asuka's furniture

>>279783024
>>279785558
Mommy!

Rei butt

>>279786096
>Anno straight up abandoned the character, and is on record saying he didn't much care about her after episode 6 was finished. She deserved better :(
Fixed in Rebuild 2.0

>The only option is Asuka
Misato is the only option, Asuka is the one to avoid at all costs.

>>279786539
I know, shinji

>>279777479 (OP)
Asuka is hotter but her personality makes her as attractive as a blobfish out of the water

>>279787164
It's actually the opposite. Rei has the sexier body, but Asuka has the sexier behavior.

>>279786096
Nah that’s taking it too far. I prefer Asuka but Rei did nothing wrong.

>>279787496
cuck

lesbians

>>279777479 (OP)
Asuka for the day, Rei for the night.

long-haired Rei is to be impregnated

I wish Asuka was real so I could slowly and painfully murder that bitch

>>279785489
If NERV has a giant folding chair and tackle box, surely an Eva sized grill exists.

I want loli Asuka, Rei Six, loli Mari and Misato

If you could make an NGE doujin, what would it be?
I would make one about Gendo raping Rei in his subterranean rape chamber and then recycling her
Also, an out-of-character Shinji bossing around Misato and demanding she do all kinds of stuff

>>279777479 (OP)
Misato

>>279790076
Just Rei x Asuka stuff
They get married to each other and have lots of lesbian sex.

“Misato-san! Take off all your clothes!” >:|

>>279790076
Shinji in the new world goes into the office and hears everyone buzzing about the new production manager coming in and how she’s this total hardass but she’s super hot and from overseas. Turns out it’s Asuka.

>>279791367
Sweet

NOOOOOOOO STOP PICKING REI

>>279790076
a day at the lake
asuka tries to teach shinji to swim (unsuccessfully) while misato gets so drunk she falls out of the boat and nearly drowns

>>279792203
And then the power of level lets Shinji swim out to Misato and bring her to shore before he realizes what he's done... kino...

>>279788509
so true

>>279790076
anything involving Asuka being brutality murdered

>>279792311
no penpen drags her back in but no one else was watching so he gets no credit

>>279790076
The denouement of werewolf kino, when Shinji runs his Eva into the wastelands and gets out in just his mental contamination rig to wait for Asuka to hunt him, but with savage murderfucking.

>>279792457
Pretty one note aren’t you?
It’s actually starting to sound like you’re tsundere for her.

>>279793049
What

>>279777479 (OP)
Rei wife, Asuka mistress.