Yakub: The father of the white devil race storytime - /a/ (#279782732) [Archived: 936 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:44:47 PM No.279782732
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:45:09 PM No.279782743
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>>279782732 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:46:10 PM No.279782766
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>>279782743
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:47:12 PM No.279782795
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>>279782766
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:48:14 PM No.279782827
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>>279782795
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:48:27 PM No.279782834
>>279782732 (OP)
Huh. Time for some Yakub special.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:49:15 PM No.279782859
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>>279782827
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:49:48 PM No.279782877
Based thread
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:50:17 PM No.279782896
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>>279782859
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:51:20 PM No.279782928
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>>279782896
Yt devil
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:51:45 PM No.279782943
not /a/
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:52:23 PM No.279782963
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>>279782928
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:52:23 PM No.279782964
Probably a /co/ thread but whatever it's still funny
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:53:24 PM No.279782990
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>>279782963
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:54:26 PM No.279783017
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>>279782990
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:55:28 PM No.279783044
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>>279783017
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:56:30 PM No.279783082
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>>279783044
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:57:33 PM No.279783107
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>>279783082
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:58:21 PM No.279783122
>>279782732 (OP)
I love this comic, but it's/co/ fare.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:58:34 PM No.279783132
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>>279783107
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:58:59 PM No.279783141
>>279783044
There it is
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:59:21 PM No.279783156
>>279783082
Top left is literally me.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:59:36 PM No.279783167
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>>279783132
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:00:05 PM No.279783185
>>279783122
Storytimes were always /co/ rapefugee threads, lil bro. I can promise you the mods won't remove this thread for at least an hour because they want to shit up /a/ as much as possible
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:00:22 PM No.279783193
>>279782928
I have to admit, this whitoid girl is really cute.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:00:38 PM No.279783203
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>>279783167
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:00:46 PM No.279783208
>>279783044
I was so used to the >She looks like she fucks white men edits that I thought it was the original dialogue, but this is just as funny
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:01:31 PM No.279783227
>>279783185
I will literally post my full name and location if this this thread is still up 60 minutes from now.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:01:39 PM No.279783234
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>>279783203
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:02:41 PM No.279783255
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>>279783234
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:03:44 PM No.279783288
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>>279783255
The end. What did we learn from this story?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:03:59 PM No.279783293
>>279783234
>>279783044
For being so evil and chaotic, white men sure agree quickly on their course of action.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:04:54 PM No.279783321
maomao
maomao
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>>279783227
You're gunna regret that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:05:00 PM No.279783323
>>279783288
White people are the coolest.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:05:01 PM No.279783324
>>279783234
>LOL, said the white devil. LMAO.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:05:03 PM No.279783325
>>279783044
>The whites may fight amongst themselves constantly, but there's one thing they will always agree on
What can I say, this is completely true
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:05:23 PM No.279783335
>>279783288
that extremism looks the same no matter the side
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:06:01 PM No.279783349
>>279783185
/a/ and /co/ storytimes are very different, in culture, etiquette, and execution.
Also, /a/ has had storytimes for ages and ages.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:06:56 PM No.279783377
>>279782732 (OP)
sir sir sir, these images weren't created by glorious nipponese hands. It's insulting to my palate, please erase them from the board post haste
Ezeved !!tHTsj3Z2KJm
6/18/2025, 10:08:13 PM No.279783418
>>279782732 (OP)
Wait a minute...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:08:25 PM No.279783422
>>279783349
Nah, the pastebin goes back to 2018 and in those times you can see most threads were just bumping over and over. Storytimes are for newfags only.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:08:26 PM No.279783424
>>279783082
>Gorillas are white people that tried eugenics to become black
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:09:19 PM No.279783448
>>279782732 (OP)
Anime & Manga
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:09:31 PM No.279783454
>>279783203
>>279783234
skipped a page?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:10:07 PM No.279783473
>>279782928
ENTER
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:12:06 PM No.279783538
>>279783422
The pastebin (which I myself made, by the way) only lists single chapter storytimes (i.e. dailies) beginning with the anniversary yotsuba daily in 2018. If you check on desu, you'll see much earlier storytimes.
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Ezeved !!tHTsj3Z2KJm
6/18/2025, 10:12:17 PM No.279783545
>>279782928
History's biggest antagonist.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:15:01 PM No.279783633
>>279782963
>my boy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:15:04 PM No.279783637
>>279783538
>which I myself made, by the way
Yeah I know you made it, because it's a very small amount of people maintaining and defending storytimes. Storytimes on old /a/ were spontaneous, they weren't curated generals chained together that had to be bumped 24/7. And you misunderstand my point. If we look at a storytime for 2018 and it's mostly just someone posting bump over and over, well that's obviously not something /a/ wants. So good job ruining /a/, the only reason this site has to exist.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:17:30 PM No.279783711
dancing loli sluts
dancing loli sluts
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>>279783637
I ain't reading your life story, so keep seething.
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Ezeved !!tHTsj3Z2KJm
6/18/2025, 10:18:16 PM No.279783728
>>279783082
I knew it! My gorilla cousins :)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:19:08 PM No.279783746
>>279783711
You read the entire thing and you can't defend yourself. /a/ will not be here in 5 years, and you will try to pin the blame on others to cope, but it will be all your fault.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:21:55 PM No.279783828
>>279783227
23 minutes left.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:22:44 PM No.279783851
>>279783637
Storytimes on /a/ reminds me of when /v/ had speedrunning threads, then there was a speedrunning general that a mod got attached to, which then died and got turned into a weaponized shitposting thread on /v/ that no one uses any more because it's just some propaganda outrage thread that's ruled over with an ironfist and just has everyone updoot or downdoot runs. I don't even think /v/ has them any more it got so bad.
Ezeved !!tHTsj3Z2KJm
6/18/2025, 10:24:26 PM No.279783897
>>279783234
>the greatest betrayal
>>279783288
Some people make up strange narratives to make sense of their lives.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:25:29 PM No.279783925
>>279783288
Who made Asians?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:34:50 PM No.279784198
>>279783448
It will get an adaptation, mark my words
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:35:58 PM No.279784223
>>279782928
My ancestor :)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:36:02 PM No.279784228
>>279783288
I learned that /a/ will take any opportunity to doompost
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:36:38 PM No.279784248
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>>279783044
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:36:41 PM No.279784250
>>279784228
9 minutes to go
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:36:53 PM No.279784254
>>279783288
I love white people now
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
6/18/2025, 10:37:51 PM No.279784277
>>279782732 (OP)
what
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:37:53 PM No.279784278
>>279783925
Asians are just Mexicans from outer space