Thread 279782732

>>279782732 (OP)
Huh. Time for some Yakub special.

Based thread

>>279782896
Yt devil

not /a/

Probably a /co/ thread but whatever it's still funny

>>279782732 (OP)
I love this comic, but it's/co/ fare.

>>279783044
There it is

>>279783082
Top left is literally me.

>>279783122
Storytimes were always /co/ rapefugee threads, lil bro. I can promise you the mods won't remove this thread for at least an hour because they want to shit up /a/ as much as possible

>>279782928
I have to admit, this whitoid girl is really cute.

>>279783044
I was so used to the >She looks like she fucks white men edits that I thought it was the original dialogue, but this is just as funny

>>279783185
I will literally post my full name and location if this this thread is still up 60 minutes from now.

>>279783255
The end. What did we learn from this story?

>>279783234
>>279783044
For being so evil and chaotic, white men sure agree quickly on their course of action.

>>279783227
You're gunna regret that

>>279783288
White people are the coolest.

>>279783234
>LOL, said the white devil. LMAO.

>>279783044
>The whites may fight amongst themselves constantly, but there's one thing they will always agree on
What can I say, this is completely true

>>279783288
that extremism looks the same no matter the side

>>279783185
/a/ and /co/ storytimes are very different, in culture, etiquette, and execution.
Also, /a/ has had storytimes for ages and ages.

>>279782732 (OP)
sir sir sir, these images weren't created by glorious nipponese hands. It's insulting to my palate, please erase them from the board post haste

>>279782732 (OP)
Wait a minute...

>>279783349
Nah, the pastebin goes back to 2018 and in those times you can see most threads were just bumping over and over. Storytimes are for newfags only.

>>279783082
>Gorillas are white people that tried eugenics to become black

>>279782732 (OP)
Anime & Manga

>>279783203
>>279783234
skipped a page?

>>279782928
ENTER

>>279783422
The pastebin (which I myself made, by the way) only lists single chapter storytimes (i.e. dailies) beginning with the anniversary yotsuba daily in 2018. If you check on desu, you'll see much earlier storytimes.

>>279782928
History's biggest antagonist.

>>279782963
>my boy

>>279783538
>which I myself made, by the way
Yeah I know you made it, because it's a very small amount of people maintaining and defending storytimes. Storytimes on old /a/ were spontaneous, they weren't curated generals chained together that had to be bumped 24/7. And you misunderstand my point. If we look at a storytime for 2018 and it's mostly just someone posting bump over and over, well that's obviously not something /a/ wants. So good job ruining /a/, the only reason this site has to exist.

>>279783637
I ain't reading your life story, so keep seething.

>>279783082
I knew it! My gorilla cousins :)

>>279783711
You read the entire thing and you can't defend yourself. /a/ will not be here in 5 years, and you will try to pin the blame on others to cope, but it will be all your fault.

>>279783227
23 minutes left.

>>279783637
Storytimes on /a/ reminds me of when /v/ had speedrunning threads, then there was a speedrunning general that a mod got attached to, which then died and got turned into a weaponized shitposting thread on /v/ that no one uses any more because it's just some propaganda outrage thread that's ruled over with an ironfist and just has everyone updoot or downdoot runs. I don't even think /v/ has them any more it got so bad.

>>279783234
>the greatest betrayal
>>279783288
Some people make up strange narratives to make sense of their lives.

>>279783288
Who made Asians?

>>279783448
It will get an adaptation, mark my words

>>279782928
My ancestor :)

>>279783288
I learned that /a/ will take any opportunity to doompost

>>279784228
9 minutes to go

>>279783288
I love white people now

>>279782732 (OP)
what

>>279783925
Asians are just Mexicans from outer space