Thread 279796816

me on the right (I am unironically 5'5)

Based short king

She's in a great position to sling him over her shoulder and carry him back to her cave

nothing wrong with that
move to a mediterranean country and become a gigachad

Damn and I thought I was short
Is it too hard too live like that OP?

>>279796816 (OP)
I guess personality makes up for everything

>>279796816 (OP)
I am only 2 inches shorter.
Bastard...

The only problem is dancing. It's impossible to dance when you are shorter than or same height as the woman. Makes me wanna kys just thinking about it.

>>279796822
>short king
Most hilarious way of showing literal condescension ever.

>>279796816 (OP)
tall girls liking short guys is a meme right? I've never seen it irl

>>279797296
Maybe not in your Scandinavian/Euro shithole where everyone obsesses over height

>>279796816 (OP)
>tfw i am 4'9 manlet

>>279797296
I imagine you dont get out much then. Known plenty of short, fat, married guys at work.

>>279797887
I hope you find your lanky gf who forces you to dress up as a middle schooler while she has her way with you

>>279797989
>lanky
At his height, a normal sized girl is enough.

>>279797315
Usually tall people do not in fact "obsess over height" but okay.

>>279797296
I've never seen a very tall girl with a short guy, but I've seen girls in relationships with guys a little bit shorter than them.

>>279797315
Cap. Height is an American obsession. And Northern euros are too whipped to be condescending about anything

>>279798054
This entire site is a statement to the contrary.

>>279798104
What a stupid thing to say. Do you have secret knowledge about every 4chan poster's height?

>>279798104
>taking 4chan posts as real life advice

my condolences

>>279797315
americans are the ones obsessed with height lol, genuinely never seen it irl

>>279799088
Curiously, americans are also shrinking by the generation even putting racial differences aside

>>279796816 (OP)
The greatest lie anime and manga ever brought is the idea that a tall woman can like a man shorter than them

>>279799740
This only happens in Japan, they're a weird country.

>>279796816 (OP)
The only reason to care about height is if you have a size difference fetish. A 150cm womanlet might look small when you're 180cm but she looks even tinier when you're 200cm. At that might she looks like your little daughter instead of girlfriend. Isn't that hot?

>>279798104
Literally every post about height on 4chan is a manlet saying height doesnt matter or else a manlet pretending to be tall.

>>279802003
Huh? It's the complete opposite, tall people are the ones saying height don't matter, because they're tall.

>>279796816 (OP)
more women should be into femdom

>>279796816 (OP)
Hallo kleiner Mann!

how do i find true love as a manlet

>>279802141
You'll have a chance if her father is also a manlet and she has a good relationship with him.

>>279802172
you know that if she's tall then don't you think that her father is also tall because of genetics. if not then what are you implying ???

>>279802207
Her mom could be the tall one.

how do I find a gf to tower over me when I'm a 6'1" manlet king?

>>279802275
WNBA

>>279802215
then we have a conundrum on our hands.
tell me how did the mom and dad got together.

>>279802297
Her mom was a princess, her dad was a plumber.

>>279802324
so daisy and luigi ok wow.

>>279798057
Hey that's me. I'm 5"7

>>279802275
in the same boat, am 6'4" and everyday I'm envious of shortkings.

what I wouldn't give to be with a woman thats like 2ft taller than me

>>279796854
>become a gigachad
>recoils the first time a woman tries to kiss him as a way to say hello

>>279796816 (OP)
>>279802141
>>279802523
I bet he sqeals like a pig.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POD9Hq0EqXA

>like taller women
>6'3"
It's just never happening. At least I can probably get the second best thing, which is someone who's short enough to have to tip-toe to kiss, which is cute as fuck

>>279802981
I am going to kill God for being this cruel to us

>>279803011
bro just 2 more weeks before your growth spurt developed.

>>279802740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE

>>279796816 (OP)
worry not short king. best MMA fighters are of that height or a bit taller.

>>279802467
>I'm envious of shortkings
no you are not,most women don't like men shorter than them and you know it. I wish I was taller. You were blessed genetically speaking
enjoy it

>>279803243
shut the fuck up, you know for a fact our entire society is literally centered around shorties.
seats in public transport, bathrooms, sitting areas in dining, clothes.

>>279803377
Nice problem to have.

>>279797955
>married
So lots of tall men fucked her senseless for about 15 years then she hooked some beta bux loser lmao

>>279803377
>you know for a fact our entire society is literally centered around shorties.
around 5'10s
not 5'3 actual shorties

>>279803501
But enough about your mom.

>>279803501
And the husband being taller would've stopped the woman going through her hoe phase before they even met...how exactly?

>>279803501
Mental illness

>>279803766
yes, that is what your transgenderism is

So funny seeing manlet cope here
Irl women don't like manlet and never will
At best you'll catch a 2 that'll constantly cuck you but you will never know true love, faggots

>>279803945
Not interested in your cuck projections.

>>279803945
Oh no! Anyway.

Tall Girls that pounce on you

>>279803377
>you know for a fact our entire society is literally centered around shorties
In this case shorties being 5f8 to 6f.
Taking crowded public transport as less than 5f8 is basically asking to get killed.
t. 5f6

>manlet cucks still thinking they have a chance even though they're ugly and losers in their 30+
Kek

I'm tall but that doesn't mean shit if I still drop spaghetti talking to women.

>>279804184
>He doesn't know

It's all about charisma baby. Being confident is infinitely more sexy than a few more inches.

>>279803243
I don't need most women, I just need one that's taller than me but that's fucking hard while also being tall.

>>279804331
Why are you still virgin if it's all that matters? Manlet cope is so funny lmao

>>279802437
Same. I dated a few girls a couple inches taller than me, but nothing long term. Short men are only fucking themselves over with their loser mentality.
How tall is your gf?

>>279803377
they are made for guys around 180cm. Unless you are 200cm and more you won't even notice it.

I just realized schools are closed today in the US. No wonder we're seeing even more retardation than usual.

>>279804458
another shooting? bomb threat?

>>279804391
>Why are you still virgin if it's all that matters?

ZEHAHAHAHAHA

>>279804479
No it's Juneteenth, some retarded negro holiday that's federal now.
Fine with me since nobody on the public sector is working anyway

>>279804491
Cope and cry manlet loser

>>279804433
She's 5'9". We're having a blast, I don't really notice the height difference most of the time. Now, it's gonna sound like I'm bragging and making shit up, but there was also another girl who said I was perfect and she was full on 6 feet tall. I didn't get the hint because I was a bit of an autist back then.

>>279804184
Being socially awkward and in your 30s isn't exactly something being a lanklet will erase.

>>279804517
don't they have whole month dedicated to them or something?

>>279796816 (OP)
>I am unironically 5'5
Me too, I'm also into giantess/shrink
GIWTWM

>>279804643
Being a lanklet IS the reason you're socially awkward at 30+.

>>279804458
It's summer you retard
They've been closed all month and will be for the next few months

I'm 5'7" and I'm dutch, it's fucking over for me. Good thing I don't have an adult woman fetish.

>>279802141
I feel attacked and aroused.

>>279804713
based taste

>>279806832
Summer doesn't even officially start until tomorrow and it depends entirely on location, retard. Schools don't close until mid/late June for a lot of the country.

>>279802141
You find womanlets or women your height

>>279803243
>don't like men shorter than them
Exactly so you look for women close to your height or shorter (try 4" shorter)

>>279809402
Why don't you find a sturdy branch and a nice ladder and some rope and test Newton's theory of gravity for me you fucking nigger

>>279796816 (OP)
Hang it together shortbro.

>>279796816 (OP)
it would take weeks to climb that mountain

>>279809907
>Seething so hard over being corrected
KWAB. I hope you're one of those kids out on break. God help you if you're an adult.

>>279796816 (OP)
I'll never understand why male weebs love self-inserting as emasculated little fags. They're always short, ugly, wimpy, unpopular, scrawny, awkward, emotional, or any combination or permutation of these qualities. Women have no problem self-inserting as gigastacies. I think the male audience should grow up and do the same.

>>279797315
>t. manletrican
Do you use ladder when using public wc?

>>279810448
I just like taller women alright? Submissive or dominant, it don't matter

>>279805601
I can't tell whether she's a giantess or that's a shota or a short adult dude

>>279810448
/ss/ self inserts =/= average mc self inserts

>>279797296
No women likes short guys, not even midget women

>>279804086
Stop, I can only get so erect

>>279796816 (OP)
>>279802523
>Short guy and tall girl
Why is this paring always kino?

>>279812978
It's a mix of rarity making it more unique and that their love overcomes traditional gender norms for me.

>>279812978
>>279813423
My intro to this trope still one of my favs

>2.5 meter tall
'm a simple man

The only thing I don't like about this trope is that unless they are the lead characters this pairing just won't show up in regular romcom manga.
I mean, it would be cool if the whole short guy/tall girl trope would just show up as supporting characters and not be a big deal, same goes for the Gyaru/Otaku one.

>>279812978
It's contrast, that's acceptable levels in most people's minds.

>>279796816 (OP)
I've done this on escalators
It's pretty fun. You should try it.
Think ahead before you do the kabe-don though.

>>279797315
then how come it's always 6 feet this 6 feet that and almost never cm???

>>279815000
because 179cm vs 180cm is not as funny as 5'11" vs 6'0"

>>279804086
Not this Clara bros...

>>279796854
Some medchads are tall. He should just go to Thailand.

>>279815228
It was over a long time ago
Don't get me wrong, I love the little gremlin, but she is like a small boat vs an aircraft carrier

>>279796816 (OP)
You're still not getting you dick wet no matter your size. If you're here you'll stay a virgin like us.

>>279810292
Do it faggot

>>279816572
I like this manga but fuck it is a pain finding threads

>>279812344
giantess and short adult
If I remember right she's like 6'8"+ and he's barely 5'

>>279802518
Gave it a read this afternoon, it was pretty fun.

>>279799740
>>279800175
>>279803945

>Short kings
You've gotta stop using that phrase, it sounds like you're compensating hard.

>>279817752
Doesn't just sound like compensation, it is.

>>279817858
It gives the same tone as obese women saying every size is beautiful.

>>279812978
Definitely my favorite pairing, even though there aren't many. Norio is based, though, she draws and writes everything well, even loli.

>>279817912
Same

>>279817752
>>279817858
>>279817905
It's the seething tallfags ITT who will never get a taller girlfriend that are saying that, niggers

>3dpd talk
I hate nu-/a/ so much.

>>279818019
Whiter than you, monkey.

>>279816993
They are on Tuesday.

>>279818019
I am a seething tallfag, but part of the appeal of tallgf hug is her sincerely caring for you and holding you close out of love. I know now that women are not capable of such a thing.

>>279817752
I think only women and virtue signallers say that.

>>279818402
Also women saying that is a really ignorant back-handed compliment or maliciously veiled putdown.

>>279802207
Sometimes both the parents are short. My cousin is over 6 feet tall but my aunt/uncle are only around 5'5".

>>279818510
that's probably like a genetic potential thing caused by lack of nutrition
a lot of japanese people became giraffes once their kids got access to beef

>>279796816 (OP)
this would be a lot better if she had high heels and he was up higher

>>279818712
the kind of high heels gooners like are really ugly

>Look for the official heights for some tall girls to make a chart
>Half of them don't have it
How will I know how much they tower over others?

>>279796816 (OP)
How can one ironically be 5'5?
t. 5'6 manlet

>>279818881
fashion-wise?

>>279819214
yes

Manlets should at least work out for their Amazons

>>279816572
really need more hot fem MCs like this being actually over 2m tall and OP

>>279796816 (OP)
>5'4
at least you are taller than me..

>>279819583
imagine

>was the shortest kid in class back in school
>had a massive crush on the tallest girl in my class
>never dared to even approach her
Doubt I had much of a chance anyway, but it still hurts.

>>279819715
You miss every shot you don't take

>>279819765
Sometimes it would be better to pass.

>>279797171
There are slow dances made for people of the same height.

>>279796816 (OP)
Sauce, please.

>>279820632
https://mangadex.org/title/b5351a0c-96af-49f7-898e-17914a082561/boku-no-kanojo-wa-dekkawaii

>>279820138
>181cm
I’ve read this one (and I liked it btw) but I remembered she was taller because Fujiyama looks like a giant compared to other students.

>>279822808
>Fujiyama looks like a giant compared to other students.
The other students are normal Japanese middle schoolers.

>>279797296
Literally me, my girl is 180cm and I'm 165cm.

>>279797296
It happens. My Aunt is taller than my Uncle. It's just much less common these days because height of the only quantifiable feature to judge people by on dating apps which builds an obsession with it in women's minds. Given humans are also obsessed with symmetry it results in them going for the arbitrary marker of 6 feet (in Europe it's 180cm instead, which is like 5'10.5 or something).
Wammin have deffo always preferred height but never to this extent

>>279818256
>is her sincerely caring for you and holding you close out of love
I get that every night, my girl is great, she supported me when I was doing like shit and now that I'm better we're both very happy and we're move in together this year.

>>279818019
>It's the seething tallfags ITT who will never get a taller girlfriend that are saying that, niggers
I am unironically a seething tallfag. I wish I was in Denmark or something so I at least had a chance at a taller wife. In Australia it's just not happening

Y'all are virgin at 30+ losers with no jobs or crappy jobs, don't know why you still think you have any chance at getting girls, manlet or not

>>279823561
Speak for yourself

>>279797296
I live in a heavily Hispanic area, so I see married 5'6" guys on a daily basis. A fair number of them are with women a bit taller than them, though I can't recall seeing a couple where the girl was significantly taller.

>>279820138
See, I like this. This is what can be considered tall when it comes to official heights. Then you have high schoolers like Sakaki and Risa Koizumi whose height is always made as a point of emphasis but never have the number to reflect that.
It's like authors take the bare minimum of what can be considered tall and just add a cm or two and call it a day.

>>279797296
I have. Many times even.

>>279797171
Maybe I'm just too much of an incel to know but are couples dancing one on one like that? I feel like that would be the last thing to find to mind about a significant height difference.

>>279815000
Americans are so degenerate that even their measurement have feet.

>>279796816 (OP)
lol