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Anonymous No.279801710 [Report] >>279802887 >>279803172 >>279803258 >>279803388 >>279803756 >>279804837 >>279805719 >>279807132 >>279807427 >>279809064 >>279815633
Meanwhile at the /a/ student council meeting
Welcome anons, let's us begins our meeting. Who want to start first?
Anonymous No.279802887 [Report] >>279803035
>>279801710 (OP)
What's the budget for the cultural festival?
Anonymous No.279803035 [Report] >>279812234
>>279802887
Uh...I don't know, but I spent it all on anime DVDs and candy. Did we need that?
Anonymous No.279803157 [Report] >>279806089
I think we have too much unmitigated power. We've become corrupt. President Hinamori literally has student slaves she's using as a chair right now, and daisuke is blackmailing the chief of police to keep cops from doing anything about our crimes.
To combat this, I am forming the Shadow Student Council, and transforming this school into a proxy war battlefield between our two factions. Any of you who wish to join me are welcome to do so. Even your spies, who will see how much better I am than Hinamori than start spying on you on my behalf. Thank you. To preserve anonymity, I will now leave, and ask that all of you wishing to join me wait until after this council meeting and don't leave in a single mob. I'll be waiting in the abandoned tool shed I have permission to use for some reason.
Anonymous No.279803172 [Report]
>>279801710 (OP)
Which forum will provide the foods?
And which one the Maid or Butler cafe?
I propose /fit/ for the food (I don't trust those fuckers of ck I'm sure they'll just grab som mcdonald and sell it as their own cooking) and for the Maid Cafe I would suggest CGL.
Who's With me?
Still open to advice, mine is just a proposal.
Anonymous No.279803258 [Report] >>279806454
>>279801710 (OP)
Thank you President. The matter is urgent and I'll keep it brief. The length of our girls' miniskirts is too long and it has caused morale among the male students to plummet. Something needs to be done immediately.
Anonymous No.279803388 [Report] >>279805069
>>279801710 (OP)
I need to speak about the main character syndrome situation within the first year students. It seems like the students are revolting against their planned seating arrangement and fighting over the corner seat by the window. Do you have any suggestion how we could resolve this issues?
Anonymous No.279803756 [Report] >>279804730
>>279801710 (OP)
>stands up and slams desk
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Anonymous No.279804730 [Report]
>>279803756
Anon, this is the fourth time you have done this today. Shut the fuck up or you will be demoted to chair as well.
Anonymous No.279804837 [Report] >>279804986
>>279801710 (OP)
Do student councils allow Russian? I know a good candidate
Anonymous No.279804986 [Report]
>>279804837
No Russian
Anonymous No.279805069 [Report]
>>279803388
Remove the corner seat. Simple
Anonymous No.279805719 [Report]
>>279801710 (OP)
It has come to *that*. The world may face an unprecedented crisis and our transfer student is in on it.
Anonymous No.279806089 [Report]
>>279803157
100% agreed, it's time we rebel against the wrath of Hinamori. I'm grateful we have someone as smart as you, Morihina, on on side. I've also got some secrets I want to spill to new members. Our old student council president said she might fake a rebellion to catch dissenters, so we have to be careful to not fall any of her traps. She'll probably use some dumbass fake name like "Hinamaru" to try and trick us.
Anonymous No.279806454 [Report]
>>279803258
It is simply unacceptable to try and change the length of the girls' skirts. We need to maintain modesty amongst our student body.

I propose an alternative solution. Poorly performing female students will have to alleviate any urges that the male student have. Not not will this solution satisfy the greatest number of people, but it will also motivate girls to achieve higher grades.
Anonymous No.279807132 [Report]
>>279801710 (OP)
Replace this ugly trash 3d classroom with a 2d one! NOW!
Anonymous No.279807427 [Report]
>>279801710 (OP)
Panty Inspection report for the last week:
15 white or white with stripes
9 blue
7 black
4 red
4 pink
1 commando
Anonymous No.279807755 [Report] >>279807868
Hear me now, student council.

Somewhere in that room I have placed a command-detonated explosive with enough bang to send every single one of you to hell.

My terms are simple: the return of buruma and sukimizu, both of which were ingloriously cast away under your corrupt administration.

Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to Kami-sama.
Anonymous No.279807868 [Report] >>279808165
>>279807755
umm...I think I ated it
Anonymous No.279807955 [Report]
I think we should disband Shujinko-kun's club because I hate him.
Anonymous No.279808165 [Report]
>>279807868
Goddamit peace officer, I thought I'd told you not to eat whatever gets caught on the glue traps!
Anonymous No.279809064 [Report]
>>279801710 (OP)
We have received complains from the music club about finding cum in their music instruments.
Anonymous No.279809566 [Report]
I heard rumors there is an implicit student teacher relationship
Anonymous No.279812234 [Report]
>>279803035
DVDs? In 2025? I call fraud.
Anonymous No.279812696 [Report]
Guys, I think the public morals comittee is slacking
Anonymous No.279812751 [Report] >>279813537
We need to address the elephant in the room.
We need to talk about Mechazawa.
Anonymous No.279812767 [Report]
I propose that we expell all the niggers, jews, faggots, and foreigners from the school.

I call it the based initiative
Anonymous No.279813537 [Report] >>279813945
>>279812751
What about him? He's a cool guy.
Anonymous No.279813945 [Report] >>279815468
>>279813537
It's obvious! Just look at him. He's clearly selling drugs
Anonymous No.279815468 [Report]
>>279813945
But he looks so nice! Everyone speaks fondly of him, how could he be doing something like that?..
Anonymous No.279815633 [Report] >>279815921
>>279801710 (OP)
Guys, what should we do about teacher/student relationship?
Anonymous No.279815921 [Report]
>>279815633
Yes, there aren't enough of them