Thread 279829819

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>>279830252
here they are

>>279830195
Some reference to the seven samurai / the magnificent seven?

>>279829821
cow hooves or horse hooves?
>>279830041
lmao

You cannot deny us forever.

>>279829989
Bottom left very important panel

>>279830599
And that's the chapter.

>>279830456
The axe head.... covered the most important view....

>>279829868
>>279830361
>>279830456
Why isn't this cow being bred 24/7?

>>279829819 (OP)
Thanks for the update anon kun. Waiting for next chapter.

>>279830567
what did he throw?

>>279830843
This but sharp

>>279830843
Looks like a caltrop.

>>279830766
Because she hasn't been captured by goblins.

>>279830870
>>279830903
that's what i thought but why would he use bolts as shitty caltrops before using the actual caltrops he brought? put the halfling to work reloading your crossbow.
>but she's a passenger or she'll get shot or it's too hard
>>279829924
this is starting to sound like crossbow slander, mr. gygax isn't gonna like this...

>>279831290
>that's what i thought but why would he use bolts as shitty caltrops before using the actual caltrops he brought?
Because they were right to hand, and the low fire rate crossbow was going to be next to useless against a large group.

>>279830630
Thanks

>>279830085
Fucking dork.

>>279830766
She's not a dairy cow yet

>>279830458
Those are the horse's hooves. She has cow hooves like you can see in >>279830085

>>279830630
Awesome as always, anon.

>>279830012
I wonder if she'll apologize for this after the goblin attack. Seeing as if she'd carried through with the threat just because he was interested in guarding not chatting, the carriage would probably have to stop to wait for her, and probably would have gotten surrounded by goblins while waiting for her to get her ass back to the carriage.

>>279832076
>I wonder if she'll apologize for this after the goblin attack
She's too self-centered to even consider that there's anything to apologize for, anon.

>>279830223
High impact sexual violence?

>>279832119
Not unless the goblins win.

>>279832113
That's why I'm wondering. As it stands she seems too self-absorbed to even project how things could have gone wrong in hindsight. Her actually apologizing for it would show she's not quite as airheaded as she seems.

Why are you guys portraying the bard girl negatively? Year One is where GS learn from people around him, GS might be tsun tsun for the bard girl right now but by the end of the arc he will learn of her values and accept her.

>>279832749
>Why are you guys portraying the bard girl negatively?
Because she's wasting precious panels that could be used on Minotaur Girl instead.

>>279832749
>Why are you guys portraying the bard girl negatively?
Because she threatened to do something particularly dumb this chapter, and she's kind of tactless. She's treating this all like one of the tales she tells, in seeming ignorance of the very real dangers that underlie those tales. She herself needs to learn on this trip some of the less glamorous aspects of adventures, like having to actually keep watch for ambushes while traveling poorly protected roads.

>>279830041
>>279830066
>"GOBLINS could be here", he thought

>>279830766
I was waiting for the punchline of her party dissolving being every male member wanting to breed the cow and the female members being jealous of her but it never came.

>>279830456
>driver more tired than the horses
So, summoned horses? Or otherwise magically enhanced horses that the driver needs to maintain the enhancement?

>>279830252
>"GOBLINS could be here" thinks Goblin Slayer
>There were, in fact, goblins
A literary masterpiece

>>279829969
GS halflings are the sexiest in all fantasy universes.

>>279832749
She's a self-absorbed meddling twit who's likely to get other folks in that group killed with her bullshit.

>>279829821
Those are some big bazongas.

>>279834322
Imagine them in moo-tion in S3 or s4 of a Year One anime.

>>279834354
Imagine...

>>279829989
>"There could be footfags reading," he thought.
Are there?

>>279830483
>>279830512
Would the anvil approve of this?

>>279834886
She's probably be mildly disapproving, but it's not like its her arrows and she wasn't there to shoot them. So she probably wouldn't be too bothered.

>>279832749
Nu/a/ can't handle female characters who aren't squeaky clean mary sues with 0 flaws.

>>279835684
What are you talking about? We're handling her just fine. Part of a character being flawed is people being down on the character for those flaws until they learn better.

>"there could be goblins"
>there were goblins

>>279834011
What makes you think that?

>>279834886
>Would the anvil approve of this?
None of those crossbow bolts were burning or carrying explosives, so she might.
Besides, elves can be stuckup; she probably thinks crossbows are for people who have no skill with a longbow.

>>279836327
>crossbows are for people who have no skill with a longbow
They aren't?

>>279829969
She is literally asking for some heavy rape correction

>>279830041
Based

>>279836556
They're also for cheapskate bosses, anon. Good bowmen are expensive in time and money to have; and it's an ongoing expense if you want them always available.
Crossbows can be used both with very little training time and without costing much between campaigns.

>>279836241
WB might be the luckiest bastard in the series, or at least near the top of the list.

>>279836802
IIRC, it's not so much the ongoing expense as it is the long training time. Expense for long bows is easy, just require able-bodied men to regularly practice with the longbow. Then summon them for military duty in times of war. The problem is that getting the necessary skill and musculature for longbows are one of those 'takes years and best started when they're a child' things. Whereas crossbows had much lower demands on the muscles, plus the short training times you mention. Makes for quick replacement of loses.

>>279831290
>this is starting to sound like crossbow slander, mr. gygax isn't gonna like this...
C'mon, it's not like it's pole arms being disparaged.

>>279829843
Women chattering along the way

GS just wishing he was in a dirty cave killing goblins

>>279829868
>I might as well go home
Death flag

>>279837658
Honestly the story would be better without Goblin Slayer.
He's such a boring one note character. The side characters all mog the fuck out of him.

>>279832749
Because she wants to be an onahole.

>>279830162
Cowgirl's Uncle?

>>279830223
HOBBIT SEXO!!!!!

>>279838360
He's not old enough to be in an old ballad, anon.

>>279829969
God she acts like an extrovert girlfriend pocking around her introvert boyfriend

>>279838360
Nah, he was a soldier, not an adventurer.

>>279830284
It's over, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Tell the rest of the girls that GS prefers pressure over size.

>>279833817
>>279835961
You have to admit, that's a good method.

>>279829924
>automatic crossbow are illegal
Where in america are we exactly?

>>279830041
>"goblins could be he- >>279833356

FUCK, I WAS LATE.

>>279830361
>>279830391
Protect your cow, because that's what a man does!

>>279830361
>bullshit
good TL joke

>>279830599
Year One had more excitement than the current Goblin Slayer protecting a wagon with his entire party.

Which makes sense; the veteran, thanks to his experience, avoids unnecessary dangers and knows better how to use his resources.

On the other hand, the rookie is full of energy and mistakes. For example, here GS makes the mistake of wanting to do it all. He should use the minotaur girl to throw spears at one of the flanks, while using the Rhea as a lookout, informing him of the rest of the blind spots. They are passengers; the Goblins aren't going to ask that when they torture, rape, and devour them alive, and not exactly in that order.

>>279830630
Thanks anon

>>279839272
>Year One had more excitement than the current Goblin Slayer protecting a wagon with his entire party.
It really helps that you know GS is the only one with plot armour.

>>279838428
and Goblin Slayer?

>>279829819 (OP)
I thought that was Priestess.

>>279839303
Don't do this to me, man, don't kill my cow!

The bard girl also has her life guaranteed because she composed the song about the autistic ma, the slut princess, and the goblin king.

>>279839642
This is how GS began to get used to having a little girl by his side.

Think of she as a practice sidekick.

>>279839824
>the slut princess
What?

>>279832749
>Girl
She's a hag passing herself off as a child.

>>279833665
The driver isn't real. The carriage is an undead carriage.

>>279839542
That's not an old ballad.

>>279839824
The slut princess was the cow all along. She saw him solo a goblin horde and tried to take him to snu snu.

>>279829843
>waving their word

Sword.

>>279840034
ooooh lolibaba feet erotic!
bratty hag hobbit !!
oooooooooooooo !!!

>>279839920
I assume he's talking about how the song about GS had a princess vaguely implied to be attracted to GS.

In other news, FaNeMa is releasing more Goblin Slayer dakimakuras.

>>279830361
>>279838913
on one hand lol, but it does go all the way back to the Champion fight. For some reason when he forces himself upright they went with some overly flowery THIS MUST NOT STAND when others had him say "bullshit." I recall a bit of back and forth about how bullshit "didn't feel right" but I do think it fits better. He's doesn't have the time or patience to be eloquent, he's bone tired and miserable but refuses to take the easy/coward's way out

>>279830361
Are mintaur girl's books bigger this chapter?

>>279840658
I'd have to check the raws to be sure, but I'd wager both are him saying ふざけんな. Which roughly means 'quit joking' and can be used in ways that reasonably translate to saying 'nonsense' or 'bullshit'.

>>279840424
Why GS is a slut princess magnet?

Just look at this indecent girl showing herself almost naked on their first date

>>279833665
>>279830456
Vampire confirmed

>>279838216
He became better in the later volume.

>>279829924
Just get a gaffle, loser

>>279830483
>>279830512
I don't think crossbow bolts can be use as caltrops.

>>279842039
Well for what it's worth the tips look like they'd be unpleasant to step on even sideways.

>>279832749
>/a/ missed the point so hard on the wizard boy
>spreading hoaxes on monk girl being pregnant to the point of being screenshotted by twittard and making it viral once
>used to spread misinformation on early tl with GS being lonely being left by Priestess and how Priestess mocks Sword Maiden during dungeon of the dead volume, which turn out to be wrong in all direction

>>279842110
What I know about bolts is that usually the tip is just straight, like a pencils. Unless there's other variety, but I don't think that's the point of crossbows.

>>279841955
is that contraption easily accessible for everyone?

>>279829897
>GS complaining on how they talk too much
Just like any other man

>>279842220
About as accessible as a crossbow itself would be. It's just a metal lever with hooks. Any half decent smith could probably make one, if it didn't come with the crossbow to start with. People also made wooden levers for the same purpose.

>>279830041
kek

>>279830085
oof

>>279842169
You can see what the bolt tips look like on the page. They're not the standard simple point, but flare out. Presumably it's so that they're difficult to remove, at the expense of raw penetration.

>>279841286
It's just her boobs bouncing while running.

>>279830138
>>279830162
That's Uncle from the farm

>>279830085
Ouch this hobbit is dangerous.
Is that voice comment a spoof of the dramatic VA that GS gets in the anime?

Thanks for delivering as always

>>279830112
Funny that the setting is kinda euro, the hobbit is dressed kinda fantasy whoriental, but she plays the instrument shamisen-style.

Do any non-japanese instruments use a plectrum like that?

>>279830361
Leave no (wo)man behind!

>>279842494
Perfect for goblins.

>>279830138
Shane?

>>279830456
Gotta protect the cow waifu

>>279830630
thanks

>>279829924
>walking around as a fully kitted out warrior with swords, spears, fireball wands, lamp oil, rope, BOMBS: perfectly fine
>a crossbow that shoots more than once every 10 seconds? OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT
man what

>>279838562
CG and GG would love to be in that pose with him

>>279842717
I wouldn't be surprised if the GS world has some organization akin to the Harpers that goes around fucking with anyone who invents anything they deem too dangerous.

>>279830195
>Seven Adventurers
noice

>>279842851
>the Harpers
Thanks for reminding me of these assholes, still remember a DM that used them as the fun police in one campaign.

>>279829969
>>279830012
>>279830041
>>279830085
>>279830112
She’s so damn cute.

>>279830483
>>279830512
that is... interesting nonsense

>>279830391
>>279830419
>>279830456
Protect the cow, Do it now!
>>279841767
I'm calling it now, the Cow is the princess in this story.

>>279831290
You have a point

>>279830223
>HOW DARE YOU INSULT ‘THE SEVEN ADVENTURERS’ THAT IS A LITERARY MASTERPIECE YOU

>>279841286
No chance to be milked since leaving town.

>>279842039
yeah, it wouldn't work. and even if the tip was miraculosly left facing up dangerously, there chance a pursuing enemy steps on it is quite small if the cover of the caltrops isn't fairly thick.

He wasted ammo he could use more efficiently as long as he had opportunities to shoot (one of the girls reloads, though the hobbit may be too small and weak for it - the pull of crossbows is no joke).

>>279829821
>party didnt want a disgusting fat cow in group eating all the rations
>personal preferences

>>279829969
should of shot her in the face

>>279830567
>>279830870
Wait, he uses caltrops as projectiles and projectiles as caltrops? The series really likes its gimmicks that happen to work because plot competence

Why not? Wolves have paws, they can be easily damaged.
Also, GS himself said that as much he would realistically use one shot of the crossbow as much, so he bought too many. Still, it's a bad move, but he just started doing this kind of things

>>279841286
>no pubes
based

>>279843108
That's when the real fun begins, killing the fun feds and God-niggers.

>>279840665
>>279840642
It's funny because lorewise, after you stripped HEA you'd have had to put the underwear on her. Hence her discomfort.
>>279840622

Real question: Which girl does it best?

>>279843331
>Wolves have paws, they can be easily damaged.
Not by stepping on stick that lies flat.
And certainly not by stepping anywhere but on the stick.>>279843202

>>279843155
>I'm calling it now, the Cow is the princess in this story.
Nah, my money's on the vampire inside the wagon.

The Japanese have a big boner about their princesses being ladylike, and they try to ignore the Amazon stereotype. I'd like to be wrong, but it's more likely that the minotaur is a minion.

>>279833037
Stop being gay

>>279829819 (OP)
>no more rape scenes
>the goblins' rapey fantasies in the novel are all skipped
>no more sexually explicit scenes
>even the sexually suggestive scenes are no more
>even Sword Maiden's erected nipples are totally retconned
Man, this series is dissapointing.

Do you have all chapters stashed somewhere? I have not read this since chapter 90

>>279844274
Sorry this is a foot series faggot.

>>279844274
>Sword Maiden's erected nipples
hidden from view, but unpossible to be undone

>>279844274
I really really wish they could at least bring back the sexual explicit scenes like how they did during the earlier chapters. It doesn't have to be goblin rape scenes. And I'm still giving my stink eye to the publisher for prohibiting the prominent girls to show off their nipples.

>>279843202
>>279842039
Look close, it's a four pronged bolt head. It's going to seat on the ground and two edges will be facing up at 45 degrees.

>>279844274
>the goblins' rapey fantasies in the novel are all skipped
Post ‘em.

>>279844274
It transitioned from Goblin Rape to mediocre fantasy shockingly quick.

>>279844650
I'll keep mine.

>>279844650
it's dissapointing how the mangaka weren't allowed to draw witch and hea getting gobbed, even if it's just a fantasy

>>279844516
>It doesn't have to be goblin rape scenes
That's kinda my thing too, it's weird we don't have any normal sex scenes. Literally nothing but goblin rape.

>>279844274
Yeah, what happened, really?
It's like the publishers want to completely detoxify this IP from the controversial content that made it famous at the first place.
Rape aside, I'm really upset to see how they have massacred my sexy Sword Maiden, she's completely desexualized now.

>>279842385
In his defense he is actually trying to be a lookout, hard to do with the chatter and then music in his ear

The goblin rape’s supposed to be horrific, yet all you hear people saying about it is that it’s really hot. Maybe that’s why they don’t show it anymore.

>>279842717
It's a series with an adventure guild. Don't think too hard.

>>279844966
Fuck the publishers.

>>279845237
At least she still commando under that incredibly slutty holy vestment

>>279837658
What did WB stand for? All I can think of is Whiny Bitch.

>collaborated with a gooner game
>the canonically gobbed character doesn't get a gobbed scene
Fucking cowards.

>>279845237
The idea that Sword Maiden's eyes are beyond healing because Goblin semen is just that fucked up is a little far fetched

>>279844339
I'm not entirely sure anything's happened since chapter 60

>>279845433
You’re joking, right?

>>279845292
Wizard Boy, I think.

>>279845433
They burned them.

>>279829843
Ah, so this is how goblin slayer learns how to lead a party

>>279838657
I like that tidbit since the pope himself banned crossbows back in 1139 because he deemed them too evil.

>>279844274
its based though
all girls must heal and be happy

>>279829989
Yeah this artist has trouble drawing feet. Not as bad as Kurose but the problems are there. Hopefully it's better in the LN (as usual).

>>279838216
Hell no. You can find every other character in a random isekai light novel that's in a pile of isekais stacked on each other

>>279830312
>That wouldn't have hit us
That's right, GS just need an excuse to push the hobbit down and stay on top of her

>>279843263
More like he's spamming "random bullshit go" and seeing what sticks. Waste of resources but this is a dude who is protecting all 3 passengers by himself. Also the whole party drama the minotaur was mentioning at the start, probably will lead to goblin slayer relying on them through this arc

>>279845292
>Whiny Bitch.
Not that that's entirely wrong.

>>279845612
>banned
Only if they were to be used against Christians, anon.
Anyone else was fair game.

>>279845490
With semen

It has "Property of Gattsu" written on it

>>279846087
Great now I want to see this little Rhea moonwalk.
There was a time when those hee hee shamone were more popular than other singers entire careers.

>>279843407
It's even funnier when you consider that Priestess isn't wearing that underwear in her festival outfit either given it's designed as a dancer outfit, and they've opened the front of HEA's shorts to show she isn't wearing underwear their either. So for both Priestess and HEA, the second one is just an alternative version with them in their underwear, not them having just stripped down to their underwear from what they were wearing in the first one.

>>279844009
Seems unlikely the minotaur girl is a minion given her casually giving Minstrel a reasonable backstory for herself, and she hasn't been acting particularly miniony. Based on what we've seen so far, I think she's exactly what she's said, an adventurer who decided to return home after her party fell apart. I think the only catch will be that she didn't really want to give up adventuring, but was at a loss as to what to do for another party.

>>279845433
We've seen that DnD style magical healing exists considering Priestess got her shoulder back to 100% when that should have been a career ending injury. My current headcannon is it's entirely possible to heal her eyes but she has so far refused for fear of clearly seeing a goblin's visage ever again

>>279844966
lol anon she's still walking around half naked with her tits and hips half out, you can't seriously tell me this has been "desexualized"

>>279846896
Ooh that's good

>>279846917
If we can't see the outline of her erect nipples, she might as well be in a burka.

>>279845712
We don't even get to see if the girls Goblin Slayer rescues get to heal, though! I would love to see what some of them are up to now.

>>279845433
>>279846896
I don't think Sword Maiden's eyes can be fixed now, but I suspect they could have in the past. My guess is that fixing Sword Maiden's eyes would have required using Resurrection or some other high level healing miracles. But when Sword Maiden's original party rescued her, their priestess only had the regular low level heal available, and due to how troubled the times were even the local temple they took her to didn't have anyone with higher level healing miracles available. So they cast the base healing miracle on her, and it fixed her face, minimized scaring, but wasn't able to fix her eyes beyond some light/dark perception. And since she's now healed, there are no "wounds" left for a higher level healing spell to fix.

>>279847520
We've only seen one get back in the saddle.

>>279844516
Right scene was still the best

>>279847661
Didn't even get to "see" it, though. Just one comment after the fact. What if a future volume showed a few people that Goblin Slayer saved and what they're doing now? I think it would be cool.

>>279847675
For me, it's the aryan big sister.
Even AI agrees.
Seriously, Year One anime when?
I would cum bucket if the three sisters' rape scene is animated.

>>279847867
Link for this? It looks fun lol

>>279847961
have fun my fellow gobs
https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279708390/

>>279847699
>Didn't even get to "see" it,
Sure we did. Did you expect an entire chapter dedicated to her decision?

>>279848026
He has good taste, I won't lie.

>>279848026
https://files.catbox.moe/2vmmqj.png

This thing might be a goblin. Looking rather suspicious.

>>279848153
>>279848167

>>279848287
Nice edit, but we have the real thing in the chapter, no?

>>279829989
Love her feet. Blessed artist.

>>279845202
But the adventure guild exist for a reason. Surely there's also a reason for the automatic crossbow to be illegal.

>>279848334
>the real thing in the chapter
But not with a smile, anon.

>>279845292
>>279845490
>>279846043
He's manned up. Have you guys not even read the LNs?

>>279830085
Goblinbros, say it ain't so.

>>279848439
>He's manned up.
True, but he still can't acknowledge what GS taught him.

>>279848524
It's just him being tsundere. Besides it was mostly burglar who teached him.

Does GS ever lose his temper when people feel the need to approach him relentlessly about everything BESIDES goblins? Like this Bard Bitch trying to flirt with him, instead of talking about goblins like he clearly indicates to her she’s like fuck that pay attention to ME. Couldn’t she sing him a song about goblins at least?

>>279848563
He still can't admit that he always grabs sling fodder whenever he sees some.

>>279848563
NotBilbo may have taught hm a
lot, but it's still GS that he rebels against, anon.

>>279848656
He wouldn't be The Frontier's Kindest if he did things like that.

>>279848656
Nah. That's why it's ironic how tolerant GS is as opposed to his readers.

>>279848656
GS is obsessed with destroying all the goblins. That said, even he understands that saving people is more important that efficiently killing goblins.

>>279842663
The last page >>279830195 makes it kind of obvious. Interesting to see it referenced.

>>279830284
>half a chapter of GS spergging out and worrying about how to defend a carriage from Goblins
>lol he was fucking right
Damn, no wonder it takes until the present day to begin unfucking his shit.

What would GS think of the Goblin Town song? https://youtu.be/ogTDa-vG2MQ?si=a93wwFwIQtHhVZrh
Would he autistically criticize the innacuracies?

>>279849039
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you.

>>279849039
Wasn't that the point of taking him, though?

>>279830456
Holy... He can pull her to the top of carriage. GS is fucking strong.

>>279829819 (OP)
In bards we thrust.

>>279838360
its not so much that thats cowgirl's uncle, but thats the image GS gets in his head to fill in when hearing the song
thats what these songs are for after all