Would Jiren make a good shitposter?

>>279846440 (OP)
Jiren is too boring. Toppo would.

>Soon...

GODren dominates in everything if he puts his mind into it.

Gigi winny.

>>279846440 (OP)
Jiren wouldn't. He would be focused on self-improvement.

>>279846440 (OP)
Oy vey, you vant to know if Jiren from Dragon Ball Super vould make a good shitposter? Listen, bubbela, dis Jiren, he’s a serious fella, a real shtarker from Universe 11, all about strength and justice, like my uncle Moishe vith his butcher shop, always so serious about de chops. Shitposting, it’s all about de chaos, de sarcasm, de meshugas, but Jiren? He’s got de personality of a brick wall, maybe stiffer! He’d probably tink dis whole internet business is narishkeit, a waste of time, unless he could flex his muscles or save de universe vith it.
Now, if Jiren, God forbid, decided to try his hand at dis shitposting, it vould be a real hoot, but not on purpose, you see. He’d be droppin’ dese deadpan lines, like he’s givin’ a sermon at de synagogue, sayin’ somethin’ like, “Your memes, dey lack de strength of a true warrior,” or maybe he posts a blurry picture of dat Goku fella vith a caption, “Dis is vhy I meditate, oy, such a shanda.” It’d be funny, but not because he’s tryin’—it’s because he’s so serious, like my cousin Schlomo vhen he tries to tell a joke and forgets de punchline.
Could he be good at it? Eh, maybe in a vay, like a shtick dat’s so bad it’s good, you know? His posts vould either be de talk of de town for bein’ so awkward or dey’d sink like a lead matzo ball because he’s too busy meditatin’ to keep up vith de bit. Jiren’s better off fightin’ dem big battles dan tryin’ to tussle vith de internet meshugenahs.

>>279846455
>>279846518
Did you really need to reply twice?

Wait.
So no Manga coming back?
Just a Figure? A fucking toy?
Who the fuck is managing this franchise?

>>279843967
>Not unless Toriyama says so, Sandland and Go Go Hackman, clearly don't belong in the DB universe.
What did he say about Neko Majin?
>Hmm, what about WEBM related?
The fight with Ledgic was better..
>Hmm, did he really say it like that?
100%
>He obviously is, and it is understandable why he is.
Gohan never wanted to be a scholar, but his mother forced him to study for hours..
>He doesn't have that ability, his intention was to absorb Vegito's fusion power and not separate them.
Wait.... That means Buu never knew about the ability to seperate the people he absorbed?
>He left everything to the anime staff, story and all...
That's correct.
>Okay.
Next post.
>THat's because he got rid of his evil side, that took all his power away from him...
What about the milk scene?
>Because they needed clothes and other personal objects...
And they need some time to pack those things, right?
>How can we be sure it's morning?
Because it was daylight during the launch.
>I thought we agreed that Rildo allowed her to do that?
I don't remember agreeing to that? Rilldo wanted to know how strong Pan was.
>Why wasn't Pan capable of seeing him get away???
Because no one could see him.
>We saw Goten heading for the ship, right? He was going to get on board.
Only because he had no other choice..
>How much time was it. Pan caused that part to fall from the ship...
It was two weeks and the ships launch was faultless.

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