Thread 279849664

Isn't it sad how Nadeko reached her peak at the age of 14?

Why would that be sad? Girls peak at that age.

>>279849664 (OP)
If that's actually her peak, it's truly sad that she will forever stay so inferior to other monogataris.

Nah, it's pretty normal.

>>279849664 (OP)
Short hair neetdeko is peak

>>279849974
She's unironically far more charming than her previous iterations

>>279849781
>>279849664 (OP)

was she nopan here ???

I don't want to fao again,please stop

>>279850114
no one knows what fao means zoomer

>>279849664 (OP)
>>279849781
Most reach it 2 years prior

>>279850138
if you don't recognize that o is right next to p on the keyboard and prone to typos, you're the zppmer

this slop deserves to be preserved
https://catbox.moe/c/sha15c

>>279851191
you deserve to die, in my opinion.

>>279850097
>surprise blacked shit
Hard pass.

>>279852669
this is why we need to execute slopjeets.

>>279850030
She definitely is, and has a strength to carry episodes the other dekos didn't, but her from the main series was far sexier

>>279852847
Are jeets really responsible for/consumers of blackedshit?

>>279853346
a huge number of them are. they think that just because their skins are also of a darker complexity, they are the same as nigs. so it's a self insert inferiority complex.

>>279850097
Jeet post

This thread could've been fun like the last one

>>279851191
I love the sexy Snail butt

>>279853435
Any thread where you can post Nadeko is a fun one

>>279855597
I like her shoulders

>>279855648
She was just talking to Yotsugi with her tits out...

>>279855648
Boy shoulders

>>279855775
Really sexy shoulders

>>279855832
I want to lick from her shoulders down to the tips of her buds

>>279855906
I think she was always presented as having a handful and not buds

>>279856025
Mating press
Next question

>>279856025
Buds because they are still budding. Nadeko will eventually reach Hanekawa size.

>>279856183
>Nadeko will eventually reach Hanekawa size
Ruined, I hate Nadeko now

>>279856051
How many children?
>>279856183
Nadeko is not that kind of sow

>>279850097
And a God Bless America to you too, brother

>>279856025
the perfect female form

>>279856386
This would not look so good on Tsukeehee

>>279856427
Tsukihi won't wear it now that it has Nadeko's boob juices all over it

It is funny to imagine Nadeko taking a shower. She just regularly gets naked and scrubs her body.

>>279857371
Imagine getting to scrub Nadeko's tummy and thighs with a sponge

>>279857850
That would be sweet, especially if she giggles and fidgets while you rub around on those open parts of her body. I'd make sure to scrub Nadeko really well because I care for her and don't want her dirty. Maybe she'd even let me scrub her butt, it'd be easy if she just got on all fours in a tub. I'd get the dirt off all the vast hard to reach places, it wouldn't be weird or anything because everyone has one.

>>279849664 (OP)
Am I late for the line?

>>279850065
Undoubtedly

>>279851191
>bat x snail double naizuri
>licking snail's flat chest
>Nadeko footjob
Hey, I requested those!

>>279858814
What is the purpose of a JC having cheeks like this?

>>279859340
To seduce onii-chans

>>279859363
My favorite part of Monogatari is when they do random sex poses while talking.

>>279859510
Hitagi does it best

>>279859561
Hitagi is pure sexo

>>279859667
Where is her crack???

>>279859693
That is why short hair is best

>>279859693
Her gorgeous long hair is covering it

>>279859738
What is with this psycho's obsession with cutting all of his girls' hair?
Put the scissors down, Nisio.

>>279859781
I'm into girls with short hair I wish I could find a wife like that for myself

>>279855775
Boy body

>>279859846
Sexy boy

>>279859846
I want to marry this boy

>>279859846
I want to touch this boy's butt

>>279860094
Surely there would be no harm in a little boyish joke (kancho)

>>279859846
This Nadeko is so ugly she killed the line!

It frustrates me how Nadeko's camisole is her most erotic outfit yet there are barely any doujins of her wearing it.

>>279859846
Gaysex is so fucking hot bros.

>>279860613
She just has to yank down those bloomers for a second and let everyone see her delicious ass. Then the line will reform.

I love her

>>279859846
fuck this boy in particular

>>279860881
Cute feet

>>279860881
Was this frame completely necessary?

>>279859955
>>279860014
>>279860094
>>279860816
>>279860951
certified homos

Do you think Nadeko knew Araragi was a lolicon and was using it to her advantage? I swear I do remember something with her giving him the swimsuit and realizing which made her very happy. I feel like no matter what she would of realized it at some point since she stalks him. I doubt the whole thing with Hachikuji was the first time Araragi approached an elementary schooler in the open.

>>279861213
Imagine how happy she'd be if you chose her out of a crowd of her 80% naked younger clones.

>>279861148
I don't think so. They should've removed it.

>>279861213
Pride month

What did Nadeko mean by this?

>>279849664 (OP)
dude I love cute anime girl threads

>>279862655
She thought she was simply flashing her butt at you. Stupid girl didn't realize that you could see a lot more than her butt while staring her down.

She's so fucking slutty, fucking begging for it.
Bitch needs to be inseminated.

>>279849974
>JUST

1st season Nadeko was peak Nadeko

>>279862871
She'd just be left with a shocked look on her face. Like her and her uterus finally get it and have calmed down. She would then drift off to sleep with a smile on her face. She'd immediately be back to the same old game the moment she woke up though.

What are the best Nadeko pixivs where you can see her slit?

>>279863049
s1 nadeko is her most fake persona.

>>279863049
She looks so chubby and cute in Cour 1

What a little vixen

>>279863608
Squishy

>>279863613
>The shutter is still on the camera but you take pictures of Nadeko anyway

>>279863648
Extremely female fat distribution

>>279849664 (OP)
I need to molest her.

>>279864011
Exclusively molest her butt

>>279864058
Cute lil' dumper

monke

>>279864400
I want to eat her up!

>>279864400
I like butt from this angle

It sure is summer.

>>279865206
Fun in the sun!

>>279865206
I feel like Hachikuji would strip down completely to cool off. Not many can see her after all.

>>279865295
>there could be a naked, sweaty Hachikuji sitting next to you RIGHT NOW

>>279865287
god i wish i was a watermelon

consider this caowt

>>279865360
Do you think her brother has ever made fun of her for having a small pussy?

>>279865360
Y-you want to be split in half?

>>279865412
built for the casting couch

Which Gatari sits on carrots?

>>279866095
Nadeko has experimented with putting every type of cylindrical household object up her vagina.

>>279866148
Fishy

I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES I WANT TO FUCK HEBES

>>279866148
Why is she such a horny degenerate?
I bet her room is stuffy as hell and smells like fish

>>279866562
Damn look at the ass on that girl

>>279866573
>Why is she such a horny degenerate?
She was a middle school hikkiNEET. She would've had like 16 hours a day where her parents were either at work or asleep. What do you even do with that much time if not jerk off?

I'm starting to think 14 might be peak

>>279859661
>>279859561
>>279859661
crab is walking garbage

>>279866701
14 is prime!

>>279866736
no u
she won

>>279866763
Kaiki's cum bucket.

>>279866738
The three body types...
Balanced, DFC, and Oppai

>>279866738
I love hebes so much it's insane

>>279866738
Out of ten!

>>279866848
This image annoys me because neither that graph nor that data was in the study but what WAS in the study was that 3/10 men consider themselves to be pedophiles

>>279866848
>1995
Outdated info.

>>279867176
Probably 5/10 at least nowadays
Rorikon World

>>279867176
>1995
What's the matter, the study too old for you?

>>279867472
That is too old for any self-respecting man

>>279866795
It's one of the best parts of 13/14 how girls that age are regularly any of those three

>>279866804
The sweet cheeks of cute loli girls heal my soul

>Nadeko playing with small dildo she obtained
>Parents suddenly come in so she throws a sheet over herself and pulls up her pants
>"Dinner time"
>They practically guide her out without her having anytime alone
>She has to waddle over to the table and sit down with the dildo still in her
>Has to make conversation with her pussy stuffed
>Extremely embarrassed, but it does give her a good idea for the next time she sees Koyomi Onii Chan
Just the daily life of Sengoku Nadeko.

>>279868522
Would be more realistic with a butt plug

AAAAAA ITS A G-G-G-G-GHOST

>>279869024
SHE'S LIFTING HER SHIRT?!???

>>279869024
Choking on Ougi's 8 inch cock while she pats my head and calls me names

I want to imagine Ougi as an actual futanari with the dick coming out of the pussy.

>>279869837
I imagine Ougi's genitals changing depending on how Ougi is perceived

>>279870151
I wonder if there is a way to use a rapid back and forth for a fun method of sex.

>>279869024
SPOOKY OUGI

>>279869765
Is it gay to give Ougi a handjob?

I literally did not watch the new show because her new design was so ugly, and all the girls just keep getting older and uglier.

>>279872121
After Ougi shoots the load everywhere, you'd look down, and she'd just have a pussy again. She'd then smirk and say something teasing to you.

>>279866736
Will Catfags ever stop fucking seething?

>>279871733
That makes me wonder if Ougi's gender is more dependent on the average perception of them or the most active perception. What I mean is that if you're having sex with Ougi, the average person thinks he's a boy, but you choose to believe she's a girl. Would Ougi be a boy or a girl?

>>279872161
The lorio is forever young. As for Nadeko, she really doesn't look that old in most shots. She also has the same cumbersome personality and many awkward moments. This all is on top of the fact that you get to enjoy her young form too through the 80% naked clones.

>>279872221
I think the more active is right. She insists she is a boy, but it is likely her trying to see if it makes a change. I'm pretty sure Araragi still keeps her a girl in the pants, because Araragi is neurotic with an overreactive mind. The Monogatari universe is literally ran by schizos, whoever is the most nutty wins. Maybe sex would be strong enough to override Araragi's mind though unless he was in the corner watching.

>>279872231
>>279872291
Good fucking God, I wish I could put my dick in Hachikuji while sucking Ougi's cock

>>279872596
Cute bisexual anon

consider 13

>>279872794
Need to see their butts to consider fully

The beginning of Stable Staple is the same as the beginning of Shiver by Coldplay

>>279873724
all music cords have been used up.

>>279873724
I don't really hear it. It is a similar sound though. I think Monogatari OPs use a lot of computer generated sounds, some of which mimic instruments.

Sex with Nadeko?

>>279874068
>I don't really hear it
Just the first two seconds or so

>>279867091
how did these 3/10 men define that? under 18? prepubescent?

>>279869024
GHOST BLOWJOB!
WOO WOO WOO!

>>279849664 (OP)
I want to peak inside her.

>>279874276
What would she be like once you actually got her to bed?

>>279874440
Giving Ougi a ghost blowjob while he gives anon a ghost blowjob!
WOO WOO WOO

>>279874520
She is prime and ready for it. I feel like she'd handle sex pretty well and be pretty energetic.

>>279874552
I want to pick Yotsugi's nose

>>279874520
>>279874276
>>279874756
Having sex would have fixed all her problems and sped up her character growth.

>>279874797
The good route (only accessible if you choose sex with Nadeko)

>>279874862
I can still go on, probably won't have anything of substance shoot out though.

Staring at Nadeko's hole and jerking off!

>>279872794
13 tummy

>>279866738
Ah, Kuroko...

>>279875026
Mutual masturbation with horny Nadeko

Does Nadeko, Holo, Kurisu, Illya, or Megumin get the horniest threads?

>>279875085
What a fearsome lineup!
Illya then Nadeko then Megumin
Haven't seen any horny Holo or Kurisu (or CC) threads in a long time

>>279875050
Imagine looking up through those huge windows her room has and seeing her naked.

>>279874783
it's full of cobwebs

>>279875085
Megumin threads can get pretty crazy with anons getting into a breeding frenzy fantasy.
Illya and the other cups have the most obvious and consistent lusting over them.
To me, Nadeko threads really embody "horny" the most though. It's like her representation acts as an aphrodisiac for some guys. Like it makes them NEED to do sexual stuff related to her sometimes even as tangential of a relation as another guy in her thread, judging by how gay those threads can get.

I need to stop posting in Monogatari threads. They make me way too fucking horny

>>279852669
thanks for the alert, fren