Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the perfect woman

She’s a midget

I.sgine the smell of her unwashed cunt.

>>279862760
>I.sgine

Look at your fucking flat she is.
Goddamn that's hot.

>>279862653 (OP)
Sojiro...

La horny creatura de la estrella afortunada

>>279862702
fun-size

>>279863377
KEK

>>279862973
What one gets for not proofreading.

I want her to devour me

>>279862702
That just makes it easier to pick her up, pin her against a wall, and fuck her until she can't remember her own name.

>>279862653 (OP)
Her only purpose in life is to birth my childfu

incorrect

>>279865046
you vastly underestimate her
she goons to h-games and buys doujinshi at comiket
she would completely outfuck you and still want more

You just know she sprays like a fucking faucet

>>279865494
>she goons to h-games and buys doujinshi at comiket
She's just like me!

>>279865404
This man gets it.

>>279865404
>>279865648
tsukasa is not for lewd you sick fucks

>>279865697
I'd post her brapping if I wanted to lewd her

>>279865697
that's why she's perfect

>>279862653 (OP)
Mogged by most of the girls in the show.

How would you handle your fapping hand transforming into Konata?

>Men would fuck this gremlin.

two weeks

I want to be Tsukasa.

Konata is now in her 30s, single, virgin and loves V-tubers.

>>279862653 (OP)
holy shit she's FLAT

>>279866675
>and loves V-tubers.
I still don't know why people say that Konata would love vtubers. Or that she would be a vtuber.

>>279865784
Whose are the loudest? Misao has to be a contender.

>>279862653 (OP)
Not even remotely. But we like her anyway!

>>279862653 (OP)
Not even the prettiest girl in her own show, which is my love Kagami.

>>279866032
you're goddamned right I would

>>279866675
>And loves v-tubers
She's also a streamer herself.
>Virgin
I took care of that already.

>>279867931
Kagami not having a perfect bishie husband by 30 is hard for me to imagine. She's so beautiful...

kogomi

>>279868006
Even fat she should have an athletic bishie bf help her get into shape with how gorgeous and amazing she is

>>279868071
Kagami WILL end up as a lonely xmas cake lawyer that schlicks to yaoi.

>>279867997

>>279868185
>>279868217
>most beautiful girl ever somehow not finding a top tier husband
What genre of tragedy is this?

>>279868362
It's unknown if the drug abuse started before or after that realization

>>279868753
ANON PLEASE STOP

Which Lucky wud u fug

>>279868799
Kagami getting home from work late and flopping to bed still half dressed!
Kagami eating cup ramen and drinking bottom shelf wine out of the bottle during her time off!
Kagami getting scolded by her boss! Kagami showing up late to a meeting! Kagami staying after hours to fix a product for the third time! Kagami missing the last train and sleeping in her cubicle!
Kagamin noticing crows' feet on her face!
Kagami looking at pictures from her high school years!
Kagami getting stood up on a date!
Kagami getting rejected for being a Christmas cake!
Kagamin who never checks her phone because no one ever calls her!
Kagami huddled under the covers crying herself to sleep quietly!
Kagami with no friends! Friendless Kagami! Kagami all alone!

>>279869034
then one day konata calls her up out of the blue and they chat for a few hours.
they make a plan to meet up for lunch the following week.
their friendship rekindles and kagami's depression improves over time.
eventually she meets a nice salaryman who treats her well.
years later, konata comes over to play with their kids now and then.

Are the Radio Kansai New Lucky Channel recordings worth listening to?

>>279866086
Can we do smaller batches of episodes this time? 3 would be perfect.

>>279869988
it was 2 last time

>>279870099
Was it? Felt like more. Maybe not do the 5 episode marathon to start and do 3 to kick it off then or something?

>>279870337
It's two eps a week with the previous week's two an hour before for people who missed them.

>>279866890
The official Konata-in-her-30s spinoff has her loving VTubers.

But also she's that combination of
>terminally online
>comedian
>good with her voice and playing a character (see the maid cafe)
etc. that makes for prime VTuber material

>>279869972
and then she wakes up

>>279871105
to find konata snuggling her

>>279864874
fuck this pic is hot

>>279869002
Tsukasa

>>279867069
I NEEDED THAT

I want to ************* with Konata

>>279873168
How can I have this? I really deserve it.

>>279873313
I'd have it myself if I knew

How do I stop hiding my interest in this show from people out of fear they might assume from looks that it's a show for little girls and I would have to try to explain that it isn't and that I am not a weirdo for watching it as a 20 year old man

>>279873333
I should have been Japanese... It's not fair...

>>279873364
Be manly enough, get ripped, show interest in some mainstream or at least "manly" shit (movies, series). Now you have enough social credit to show quirkiness without it being dismissed at retarded pedo shit

>>279873366
Oh I thought you meant having a Konata wife. If you meant being a scene girl in Japan then you just need a passport. Also you need to be a cute girl, if you're not a girl you'll have to settle for twink emo boy.

>>279873446
I want the Konata wife, in slightly idealized Japan. I'm greedy so I want the whole thing

>>279862653 (OP)
imagining konata little soft lips makes me hard

female neckbeards make my dick hard

>>279873364
why do you give a fuck what anyone else thinks? other people's opinions are worthless. like what you like.

>>279873670
my queen.
i'd play 3rd Strike on fightcade with her all night every night

>>279862653 (OP)
I really wish there was a Konata pregnant-sex doujin with this position specifically: https://exhentai.org/s/e534e5fe28/3351844-2

>>279873736
NTA but you live with other people and so in some way what they see from you has consequences on you. So you might as well curate a little the way you present yourself.
Ultimately I do agree, at the end of the day social pressure shouldn't win over you, but it makes sense to adjust a little depending on context.

>>279874077
The fuck? You still living with mommy and daddy or some shit?

>>279873364
>revealing your powerlevel to normalfags
you deserve it

>>279874154
lol

>>279873812
Misaoposter's harem.

>>279869972
Thank you, anon.

>>279866032
Post more edits if you dare

>>279862653 (OP)
unprotected sex with konata
balls deep inside her, she has her legs wrapped around your hips like a boa constrictor
she whispers in your ear, "go on, anon, cum, let it out inside me"
she rhythmically pulses her PC muscles, squeezing your cock as you desperately try to hold back, sweating, gasping, desperate not to blow yet

>>279875258
hot

Tsukasa is thinking.

>>279875945
do you prefer tsukasa hug or konata hug

>>279876020
Tsukasa hug and cuddle

>>279864874
Konata is a shitposting otaku. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing.

>>279869571
Cute

Densetsu no Shōjo A

>>279867931
I suppose it's better a v-tumor than an e-girl.

>>279876099
what's happening in this picture? is that me in the video or some other man and she's showing me this video to make me a cvck?

>>279877842
It’s like a Rorschach test, your interpretation of it reveals your deepest insecurities

>>279877842
It's supposed to be (You). She's teasing you with what you did to her last night.

>>279879419
This artist’s got some pretty good lewds ngl

>>279862702
OUT OF TEN!!!

>literally only one hetero doujin where konata not acting out of character and wholesome overall
Shame.

>>279879419
this joke doesn't even make any fucking sense, depending on the prefecture most Lawsons sell skinmags

>>279873364
westoids think all anime is for pedos period, doesn't matter what it is
get used to it, you got a looooooong time left

>>279873364
Just stop caring. So what if you're weird? You like what you like.

>>279879927
Their Konata lewds are really hot yeah. They really understand how erotic Konata's petite body is.

>>279874883
>kagami likes FMP and reads Kashim yaoi
the only boy Kagami would ever have any interest in is a gaijin /k/fag
which are more and more common by the year so fuck I guess she has a shot

>>279862653 (OP)
Misao is better

>>279865046
i attended comiket once, but i was too much of a pussy to buy anything ;_;
i did, however, snap pictures of some of the cosplayers

>>279880884
>too much of a pussy to buy anything
mfw, being a poorfag is a status symbol, you don't need to lie about it

>>279880982
sorry, what?

>>279881039
well, a coping smybol for the heart, anyway...

>>279881109
i'm still not picking up what you're putting down exactly

>>279874603
>>279880306
These. You zoomers have a lot to learn,

are people excited for the summer stream

>>279880982
>>279881109
ESL

Could there be any way for me to marry both Kagami AND Tsukasa?

>>279865928
by tapping
what kinda dumb question is that

>>279866086
>Saturday
>website says 7/4 (Friday)
So which one is it?

>>279876099
>both of the guy's hands are holding her hair
Uh... who took the video?

>>279880884
>i attended comiket once, but i was too much of a pussy to buy anything ;_;
That's a shame. There's no feeling quite like barely speaking the language and asking someone to buy their stuff. All the physical doujinshi/porn manga I might have wanted was sold out by the time I made my way around, but I bought some other comics and art.

>>279883717
It's a go pro body cam video.

>>279884231
>There's no feeling quite like barely speaking the language and asking someone to buy their stuff.
well, i've done that many times, just not at comiket. i dont think it's anything special, just awkward. at comiket i asked the cosplayers whether i could take pictures, though, which was also plenty awkward.

>>279883717
Tomo Takino from Azumanga Daioh that discovered her talent as AV actress and director after the High School.
In truth the next part of the video is the threesome.

>>279883274
first stream will be friday all others will be saturday

>>279873364
Who are these people and why is your interest in Lucky Star a relevant topic when amongst them? Are you in some new age anime club or something?

>>279885199
ok

Sweaty Kagami at the onsen in the summertime

>>279873364
>30yo trying to enjoy this show
>this is always creeping in the back of my mind
>this is maybe the third or fourth anime I've ever watched
This feels like an important chapter of my life I missed during my youth and am just now discovering it.

>>279873364
>>279886607
Just don't be a fucking weirdo about it. Don't let anime be your only hobby or thing you talk about. While revealing your power level is always a bad idea, you can talk to friends (long term ones) about anime if they also watch anime.

>>279873364
normies should be embarrassed to watch half the slop they consume, whereas you are a cultured gentleman and a scholar

>>279886812
Being weird about it isn't the problem. Its how to handle it knowing the social stigma behind it.
>yeah dude I like lucky star
>yeah dude I like cbt
Same stigma where no matter your power level, it is guaranteed social suicide.

>>279887111
Chekt.

>>279888659
everyone has shit they don't tell others they watch/do/fap to. just dont talk about those things.
talk about normal over-the-covers anime.

>>279888659
I've talked about Lucky Star with multiple friend groups that don't know each other. All it takes is actually being friends and those people also being into anime. I also didn't lead with:
>UOOOHHH, KONATA'S FLAT CHEST IS SO EROTIC
Which is generally helpful when talking with normalfags.

>>279888875
>I also didn't lead with:
>UOOOHHH, KONATA'S FLAT CHEST IS SO EROTIC
I don't understand? Isn't that the main appeal of the show?
>yeah bro i love the walking dead but hate zombies

>>279886331
Stay away, vile seductress.

Superior and more realistic portrayal of otaku.

>>279890020
Not anymore. She has more friends than Konata.

>>279866086
we are so back

>>279869046

>>279890554
I wanna get high with the Luckies!

>>279873993
good shit

>>279864874
20 children, 30 even

What is it about matted girl and unkept girl hair that looks so good? It looks like it has sweet smelling oils and stale sweat.
>>279890167
I stopped that one with the anime. Watamote is basically the One Punch Man of its genre. An inversion of "the manga is better" where the one anime season is all you need and the themes of the story are wrapped up nicely, before the manga can ruin them.

2007 is eternal

>>279862653 (OP)

>>279889792
the main appeal of the show is cute schoolgirls involved in lighthearted gags

>>279873364
What? I wouldn't give a fuck. This is Lucky Star we're talking about, not fucking MLP or something. Especially in 2025 this isn't an issue. Just don't be a perv about it.

>>279873364
im 25 and its been my fav anime for years. let the haters yap. chimps will act like chimps its only natural.

>>279873366
Nothing is fair in life, but everything is fair in death. Live a good life and you may reincarnate into a well-off Japanese family.

>>279889792
>I don't understand? Isn't that the main appeal of the show?
>yeah bro i love the walking dead but hate zombies
I genuinely love Full Metal Panic!, Gunbuster, Giant Robo, and Code Geass but hate mecha

>>279889792
There are zombies in the walking dead?
I thought it was just melodrama and retardation

>>279892075
>I thought it was just melodrama and retardation
It mostly is. The zombies just show up occasionally when the writers remember there's supposed to be a zombie outbreak going on.

>>279892166
Actually rewatched YMS's videos on season 2 a couple days ago, are they even still making it?
I know that comic a couple years ago.

Me and Konata (unwashed): https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4

>>279893994
that's not konata thoughever

>>279893994
I see this video posted all the time on this board. Not that I'm complaining.

>>279862653 (OP)
No one wanted to fuck her more than her dad.

>>279894439
All me

>>279894492
Hero

>>279894139
Abstraction my friend

>>279894525
still disappointed desu

>>279864874
>>279893994
Swimsuit Konata is pure sex

Look at how petite and frail she looks. That's so hot

>>279895100
Imagine picking her up and hugging her in that sweater.

>>279890008

>>279895100
panda

>>279895100
Look at her hold that little controller like it's a dildo!
She's gonna play the warioware game where she shoves it up her ass!

>>279888875
I can't afford to move out yet so it's mainly a worry of how to explain it if my mom walked in (especially on certain scenes like the bathhouse)
Don't think explaining that it's a Shōnen series and explaining what that means would work
This is assuming the probably 10% chance she even gives a shit

>>279895721
Unless you're like 13 or something just tell her to knock before entering your room. If you're that worried about your mom coming in and seeing this scene maybe watch it at night or something.

>>279895858
Kyoani never does things like this anymore

>>279895858
It's mostly just the idea she'd make fun of it and tell others about it and have to hear others say shit like "Anon's watching little girls' shows lol"
Not like she'd actually do anything drastic especially since I pay half the rent

>>279896030
>especially since I pay half the rent
Get one over on her if she makes fun of you by making fun of her for having a son that "watches little girl shows". That should end that real quick.
Or just stop being a pussy and watch whatever you want. If anyone says shit about it tell them to suck your nuts and you'll watch whatever you want.

>>279895353
It would be extremely warm and soft

>>279896342
for you

>>279896468

ok, now realistically speaking, how can you make konata fall in love with you?

>>279896201
Or at least I assume the majority/all female cast of both this as well as other things like Bocchi the Rock and Touhou would give people the wrong idea. I don't know if they could possibly understand the idea that all three of those are made for guys and two of them by guys.

>>279894728
As am I friend, as am I

>>279896741

>>279895721
>>279896030
Tell her you watch the shows because you want to love, marry, and fuck the little girls not because you want to be one. That should set her right.

>>279896882
I don't want to either of those

>>279896933
if you don't want to love and snuggle at least one of the girls why the fuck do you watch Lucky Star?

>>279896872
she has many options similar to him...

>>279897190
You mean That Man?
Also he has really bad luck with his career, I dunno if you wanna be him.

>>279897166
Suppose the teacher's kinda hot

My Kagami and Kanata look different today.

>>279897656
>kinda
>did NOT mention Yui
ACAB cuck

>>279898748
But she isn't single

>>279898852
Neither is Kuroi-Sensei!

>>279899221
Who do I have better chances with
Watashi wa Nihongo o hasanai if that matters

>>279899319
kuroi-sensei probably because you can pretend to be an idiot who needs help with things and she'd get off on the power trip of explaining them to you
but also yui is cuter and sexier and probably has stronger vaginal muscles

>>279873364
you don't belong here

>>279865404
>>279865697
She's made for deers.