Thread 279870233

Why can't yuri win?

What does Meg Raspberry have to do with yuri?

Yuri is just a phase, has always been

>>279870233 (OP)
Why can't you stop having a melty about yuri across the board?

>>279870388
Based

>>279870233 (OP)
>yuri is uhhh... basically literally anything!!
>gets anything instead of gay girls

>>279870433
OP's anime has a girl who likes other girls though?

Why is the subject of this week's discord raid what is and is not yuri? Was there nothing that happened in the world of anime and manga in the past few weeks that could at least be astroturfed into appearing controversial?

>>279870233 (OP)
>>279870472
Meg was bisexual leaning straight since the beginning. The yuribait jokes weren't even treated in a serious matter like her moments with Jack

>>279870472
And this thread has someone who can't tell what a joke is (you)
Common symptom of autism

>>279870499
We have yuri generals up 24/7 that only exist because a few discord troons necrobump them all day and night. Welcome to /a/

>>279870649
You mean a character whom she never interacts with again after that episode? Sounds like straightbait.

>>279870649
Your "joke" doesn't work in this instance, seeing as how you didn't watch the show itself.

>>279870709
>necrobump them all day and night.
You can see that the time between most posts is less than ten minutes, meaning they have enough activity to be popular. And the threads aren't really tranny-infested either.

>>279870750
She only ever got flustered by him. Meanwhile you can only post jokes. Also she dropped the girls from her imagined harem by the end

>>279870750
You fucked up your reply kek. But since autistic people need help with discerning what is a joke or not, let's take a look.
>1. Meg said "Will you marry me" (paraphrasing) 2-3 times in the show to Fine
>2. Meg referred to girls as her "wives"
For 1, how did Meg react when they said no, clearly not taking her seriously? She had no reaction and it was completely forgotten. This strongly suggests it was a joke.
For 2, Meg is not married to anyone, and thus it could only be a joke, since it would otherwise be a lie.
Always glad to help the autistic!

>>279870472
Oh cool I'll ignore the gallons of semen she eats on a daily basis

>>279870840
>she only ever got flustered by him
That's wrong.

>>279870907
Normal moment between girls

>>279870499
>this week
The tranny schizo that spams these bait threads has been melting down for a lot longer, apparently they got buck broken about y/u/rifags not thinking onimai is Yuri and schizos out over it, they've been having a lot more meltdowns recently

>>279870885
She clearly showed sexual attraction to girls though. Like when she washed that one witch's feet or tried to kiss Sophie. They were comedic moments, but she still expressed desire towards them. More so than any guys on screen.

>>279870987
>I know who this anonymous poster is, trust me!
You're the schizo lmfao

S2 when?

>>279870980
It's normal for girls to try and pick up other girls?

>>279871005
She wanted to ride that old doctor's dick

>>279871068
Another irrelevant joke since Fine never saw Meg that way so she doesn't care

>>279871106
She didn't, but it's not like he's in her life anymore, while Fine still is. Guess she wins by default.

>>279871150
True, the real pairing was Sophie and Fine, which is naturally going to lead to a pity threesome with Meg.

>>279871167
OP's scene trumps your argument. Yuri lost.

>>279870987
nah, there's enough simultaneous threads that make it look like a lackluster raid like the hebinuma kiss one that mostly got driven off by the sexy rekopon counteroffensive

>>279871227
If one day you say that you like tomboys and gyaru, while the next day, you say like tomboys, does that mean you stopped liking gyaru?

>>279871200
>more yuribait jokes
Meh. Not even /u/ or Japan gave a fuck about this show. Why do you care so much about "winning" these worthless scraps

>>279870907
In that screencap you posted Meg was touched that she was making friends with Sophie and that Sophie just asked her to call her by her first name.
You are comparing that one out of context frame to a whole sequence about how Jack touched Meg without her permission resulting in Meg going crazy and getting hypnosis eyes.
Typical disingenuous, desperate yuritroon fighting a losing battle in a series with a confirmed straight MC. Why do they hurt themselves this way?

>>279871238
>hebinuma kiss
I'm vaguely positive the christschizo was a part of that, the fact that bait thread turned into an unironic fag thread making fun of OP being a newfag is still funny to me

>>279871282
>>279871284
It doesn't matter. Everyone knows that the best yuri is yuri comedy while the girls are actually straight and love dicks. Anyone who disagrees is a falseflag.

>>279871272
In this context, yes. Yuri being a phase has been the default state for decades, nothing has changed

>>279871327
I'm talking about where they tried to frame hebinuma kiss-raping reiko somehow as ntr against kudo even though they weren't dating; the gwen sex scene response was just so pitiful since everyone had already dropped the show by that point

>>279871282
Why do you care so much about yurifags losing? Enough to lie about what happens in the show.

>>279871284
She's happy Sophie is holding her hand in that image. She's not confirmed straight either. She's bisexual.

>>279871437
You are only hurting your argument by posting all the gay jokes as if we are supposed to take them seriously (Meg didn't, as proven by her not caring what the response was to any of them, without exception)

>>279871437
I've browsed /u/ enough to know they hate bisluts. I don't know why you're so adamant about this knowing Meg will inevitably take big bishounen dick while the yuribait won't stop being a joke

>>279871392
Oh yeah the ntr reaction there was pretty forced. I've seen a schizo admit to trolling and spamming anything that has ntr in it, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a few schizos spamming bait that time
I just associate most of the turbo bait threads about yuri with the tranny majimafag schizo losing their mind about /u/

>>279871489
>as proven by her not caring what the response was to any of them, without exception)
Meg never said she was joking, and she did freak out when Sophie tried to send the pictures to Fine. What's the big deal if it's a joke?

>>279871509
Are you really asking me why I don't agree with other yurifags? Why do you want to me a sheep that follows the herd? I also notice that most straight romance fans didn't enjoy this show either yet you are still here.

>>279871800
I have no problem with bi characters like Meg, I am just stating what happens in the show: the yuribait is never not a joke while her attraction to an old guy is treated differently and she clearly leans straight. You're trying to spin this as a "yuri win"

>>279871864
I'm not trying to spin this as a yuri win at all. But it wasn't a yuri loss either as you're trying to claim. Nobody won/loss in the end.

>>279871800
>she did freak out when Sophie tried to send the pictures to Fine. What's the big deal if it's a joke?
You literally posted a screencap attached to your post where she's a fucking chibi. It's a joke, as sequences in chibi usually are

>>279871905
The situation is a joke, but Meg is clearly being serious. That's where the humor comes from. She's being serious about something so silly.

>>279870233 (OP)
Huh, isn't this anime about a witch who collects tears or something like that? Why is everyone talking about her liking girls or boys?

>>279871924
>but Meg is clearly being serious
Serious about what? What are you even arguing at this point?

>>279871931
Because the anime added all those yuribait jokes. In the source material Meg is 100% straight.

>>279871954
She's serious in her desire to marry Fine. You can have a character make a joke about how much their yuri-ness. For example, pic related.

>>279871976
>lying again
She proposes multiple times to Fine in the novels.

>>279872025
>She's serious in her desire to marry Fine
As we've already covered, Meg has no reaction when Fine says no and the topic is never brought up other than as a punchline. So there is no evidence she is serious, and that is obvious to everyone except a yuritroon who wishes otherwise.
>>279872025
>She proposes multiple times to Fine in the novels
Yes, this joke is repeated multiple times and is then ignored. Running out of ideas yuritroon?

>>279870233 (OP)
>Maleshit and hetshit
I wonder why

>>279872131
what's wrong? the best yuri girls love dicks, we're here for the flippant marriage comments

>>279872118
>Meg has no reaction when Fine says no
Meg is not happy when Fine pushes her away one time.

>yes, this joke is repeated multiple times and is then ignored
Can you not read posts? The claim was that they didn't exist in novels but that wasn't true.

>>279870233 (OP)
>>279872187
See? This is how a yuri anime dies: having maleshit and hetshit

>>279872131
>>279872222
>this is how a yuri anime dies: having maleshit and hetshit
This is the best selling yuri manga of all time.

>>279872222
Actually we true yurifags love men and het girls

>>279872252
Citrus was also a best-selling yuri manga and look what happened to its anime
Also your green manga isn't even yuri to begin with

>>279872131
>>279872222
Didn't get it out of your system tranny, you already had your bait thread earlier

See? This is how a y-ACK

>>279872309
YJK he fucked those tight virgin pussies raw

>>279872268
No wonder you're called yuriFAGs

>>279872323
We're in a bait thread, you know

>>279872309
>your green manga isn't even yuri to begin with
This is how crazy non-yurifags are. Go on a car-ride means they aren't gay for each other.

>>279872354
Narita's wives are kissing

>>279872339
What if she harvested you

>>279872252
>>279872309
>>279872354
>Green FFM
>Majimafag's beloved boy also has green hair
Oh boy he's going to have a field day with this. This iss literally color-coded for him

>>279872403
That's chartreuse though

>>279872370
>>279872403
Just proving my point more. He didn't even like it.

>>279872434
>Male
Eeewww

>>279872434
>lesbians slobbered over every inch of him including his penis
Lucky green

>>279870987
Kek the tranny really is having another meltdown, they really can't go half a day without spazing out

Damn, if it wasn't for Ninkoro, we would have had a whole year without yuri in anime. Thank god next season has two real yuri shows slotted in.

>>279872461
>>279872452
If you really want to shitpost more, I would recommend trying to claim that the protagonist is a tranny rather than this retarded idea that the girls are into a random guy.

>>279872518
You mean non-binary because westoids are pushing for Mitsuki to be one

It was platonic ffm sex

This guy really loves talking to himself. Meanwhile in real world yuri series are top sellers every year for many years now.

>>279872541
I don't know what the fucking difference is.

Solo Leveling won

>>279870233 (OP)
Romance needs that masculine fire. Even a moderately masculine man fills the role better than any woman (generic harem leads are giant vaginas and don't count as "moderately masculine"). When you try to play girl-on-girl romance straight, it feels hollow, fake, melodramatic, frigid, and generally just ugly.

Yuri baiting and sexual yuri are both threesome baiting for men, which is perfectly natural, and subsequently, feels natural to the audience. That's why they succeed while romantic yuri fails.

>>279872576
>>279872518
>>279872434
>>279872354
We get it fag. Your green FFM is yuri just like Idolmaster and Uma Musume

>>279872566
There has never been yuri in the top selling manga of all time

>>279872622
Homosexuality is just mental illness, there is no such thing as sexual orientation.
Being gay is no more real than becoming a different gender.

>>279872644
You have no fucking idea what the fuck you're talking about you god damn dumb fucking retarded schizo moron. It is CLEARLY chartreuse FFM.

>>279872660
>that's why they succeed while romantic yuri fails
Almost all of the best selling yuri manga of all time are romantic yuri.

The fuck is a chartreuse? Another Majimafag buzzword?

>>279872622
>that's why they succeed while romantic yuri fails
Almost all of the best selling yuri manga of all time are romantic yuri.

>>279872681
Men are such sexual creatures that when there's a prolonged absence of women (who they naturally prefer when given the option), they will turn to fucking anything, including animals and each other.
When that "anything" is a young boy, that's when the cycle of abuse starts.

>>279872644
>non-yurifags in charge of not being delusional

>>279870233 (OP)
I love the yuriturd tears, they are quite refreshing now that is summer

>>279872660
Also, that fag thinks popular all-girl series must automatically mean yuri. When in reality anime adaptations of yuri manga or LNs flop hard as always.

>>279872798
Naritawives!

>>279872798
How can anyone call this green, it's basically yellow

>>279872821
>When in reality anime adaptations of yuri manga or LNs flop hard as always.
TenTen was one of the most popular anime during its season.

>>279872867
It was literally the only anime that aired that season

>>279872882
>https://anichart.net/Winter-2023
What the hell are you talking about?

>>279872867
>Another male/het shitfest
Yikes

>>279872867
Was still outsold by a QUALITY adaptation of an average het romcom, kek. It really puts things into perspective.

>>279872948
In terms of streaming views, it beat it quite handily.

>>279872915
Literally jobbed

>>279872969
In terms of boosting LN sales, which is what adaptations are made for, it destroyed Tenten. And it's getting another season as well.

>>279872915
Holy shit, look at all these losers that lost to cuck farm life

>>279873017
>In terms of boosting LN sales
TenTen is still going. And it was so popular it launched and became one of the flagship title's for a whole line of yuri LNs.

>>279873024
yaoilords won, sasuga

>>279873056
Yeah, your best-selling yuri LN performs worse than your average het romcom in both novel and BD sales, merch sales, and doesn't get more seasons either
It is truly a feat

>>279873103
You said it flopped, but it's still clearly popular enough to still get merch as well. I never said they weren't things that were more popular than it. Battle shounen almost always sells more than romcoms; does that mean all of those are flops too?

>>279873164
You're still comparing niche popularity. 99% of yuri adaptations never get another season, and you never see a yuri manga/LN topping sales charts. A mildly popular romcom can accomplish those with ease.

>>279872735
Most of those are sexual or yuri baiting, though. Proving my point. Romantic yuri manga that succeed are outliers. Even the industry has acknowledged that they have trouble selling yuri manga. Which is why we're having this thread.

Also, I'll bet anything that the yaoi crowd would be happy to count a manga that has a female lead as the centerpiece but has reoccurring suggestive interactions between the male characters. If you were to apply those same rules to harem, it would completely change the discussion and almost everything on that list would get buried right along with yaoi manga. Picrel will probably run laps around 4M copies before its run is over. The gynocentric crowd wants to put an arbitrary box around this discussion that excludes important context that they don't like. The key to selling yuri is to minimize the romantic element (should never go beyond a "girl crush"; at the very least, there should be ambiguity that could potentially squeeze a guy in there) and focus on fanservice.

>>279873368
>you never see a yuri manga/LN topping sales charts
Shuukura got 4th place in a general LN popularity poll (including 4th place with girls, and 2nd place in the tens category). It's even funnier because the LN that beat it featured a heterosexual series for with male yurifag self-insert. Is that the kind of thing you guys are into these days?

>>279873419
Almost none of are bait, even by the strictest definitions. You even have stuff like citrus which turned down the fanservice over time (and never had any nipples or on-screen sex) but is still one the top selling. Same for Green Manga, YagaKimi, and Tsukuritai Onna to Tabetai Onna. Even more so if you include TenTen, Sasakoi, Watayuri vs Dragon Maid/MahoAko/Murciélago (the smut entries).

>I'll bet anything that the yaoi crowd would be happy to count a manga that has a female lead as the centerpiece but has reoccurring suggestive interactions between the male characters
Can you name one BL manga like this? If not, then why does the fujo response even matter? Harem series with threesome endings involving a quasi yuri couple are probably even rarer than yuri.

>>279873669
> Even more so if you include TenTen, Sasakoi, Watayuri vs Dragon Maid/MahoAko/Murciélago (the smut entries).
Cross reference this list with the entries in your earlier list that crossed 1M copies. Also, out of the ones that I've read, there's definitely ambiguity and room for heterosexuality, if not explicit heterosexuality.

>Why does a potential double standard between defining yaoi and yuri that could drastically boost the numbers of one side matter when discussing the success of each genre?
I don't keep track of yaoi manga because I'm a heterosexual man, but when I've glanced at them when checking magazines/websites at random or running across discussions, girls being present is fairly common.

>>279873925
And by girls, I mean the types of girls that are standard protagonists in otome/shoujo manga. The female self-insert.

>>279873505
>LN that beat it featured a heterosexual series for with male yurifag self-insert. Is that the kind of thing you guys are into these days?
As long as he slays the yuri in the end with his meat sword, yes

>>279873925
Your comment was about the protagonist of a BL manga being a female self-insert, which almost never happens.

>Cross reference this list with the entries in your earlier list that crossed 1M copies
I did:

Citrus (400k) - Primarily Romantic / Little Fanservice
Yuru Yuri (400k) - Primarily Comedic (but has couples) / Little Fanservice
Dragon Maid (390k) - Primarily Comedic (but has romantic feelings) / Lots of Fanservice
Murciélago (190k) - Primarily Action / Lots of Fanservice
YagaKimi (170k) - Primarily Romantic / Little Fanservice
TenTen (100k) - Primarily Romantic / Little Fanservice
MahoAko (100k) - Primarily Action / Lots of Fanservice
Sasakoi (100k) - Primarily Romantic / Little Fanservice
Watayuri (100k) - Primarily Romantic / Some Fanservice
KiniOto (950k) - Primarily Romantic / Little Fanservice

As you can see, most romantic and series with little fanservice dominate the top 10 best selling yuri manga.

>>279874096
If that's who you want to self-insert as.

WTF THAT WAS THE LAST EPISODE?
WHAT ABOUT VISITING HER HOME TOWN IN UKRAINE?

>>279875116
She sexed 1 trillion men when she got home

>>279874134
>Dragon Maid
>Yuri
Lmfao

>>279871282
I'm completely lost kyoukonigger. I just save cute images. That's what most people do actually. I like to save and post cute images straight or Yuri.