what if you woke up one day and you were an autistic chinese girl?
>>279870762 (OP)Sweet Guard and Hella Maomao
>Can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and cook all these potions>FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THESE PALACE STAIRS>I WARNED YOU ABOUT POISONS BRO. I TOLD YOU DOG.>IT KEEPS HAPPENING>I TOLD YOU MAN. I TOLD YOU ABOUT POISONS.
>>279870762 (OP)I would live between Pairin's milkers
>>279870762 (OP)well i'm already autistic and a girl, so just turn chinese?
Maomao is probably in the best position anyone in that setting could be in. Poison taster for one of the top 4 concubines. The love interest of the actual emporeor. The prized daughter of a general too powerful that not even the emporoer wants to antagonize. Also a very compatant doctor.
Maomao is fucking lucky.