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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:21:40 AM No.279872127
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Disney. The anime. Yor and Loid don't even bang. Do they even think about it? This is where anime will go entirely now that the normfags have their way.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:28:24 AM No.279872250
>>279872127 (OP)
only women and queers like it. agreed
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:42:39 AM No.279872540
>>279872127 (OP)
Ironically the best part is the porn
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:43:28 AM No.279872558
>>279872127 (OP)
>Yor and Loid don't even bang.
i haven't seen this show, but i thought her name was becky? who tf is yor?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:47:16 AM No.279872631
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>>279872558
kek, you're thinking of the black haired little girl who is friends with anya (the pink haired little girl).
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:55:30 AM No.279872791
>>279872127 (OP)
>>279872250
It's comfy and funny.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:57:10 AM No.279872829
>characters were constantly having sex before those fucking normies invaded
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:05:55 AM No.279873030
>>279872127 (OP)
>Saying this retardation during the season when Takamine-san is airing
How about you watch more anime
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:09:11 AM No.279873090
>>279872127 (OP)
Spy x Family as a whole is nothing ever happens: the anime.
>no romance progression
>no plot progression
>never actually funny
>no real action ever
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:31:01 AM No.279873516
>>279872127 (OP)
Fuck off underage
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:54:39 AM No.279873989
I've never seen an anime with such a clear path forward in the story go absolutely nowhere
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:06:13 AM No.279874149
>>279873989
The new trend of "Anime I can watch with my parents in the room". No surprises, nothing flashy, non violent including slap shtick, nothing too funny or else someone could choke and die from laughter, nothing imitable, slow moving scenes and plot so that it doesn't hurt the brain and eyes. By doing nothing it doesn't offend anyone so it appeals to everyone.

Just safe anime or "Safeime".
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:06:56 AM No.279874159
>>279873030
I read the manga before the anime aired lmao. You're comparing a show the normalfags freaked out about because of b00bs vs. One of the more mainstream shows.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:20:43 AM No.279874330
>now that the normfags have their way

Anon....look around you, past and present. Shit like Sora no Otoshimono where nobody wins and is full of "ah ah domestic violence MC gets beat up by the girls that supposedly love him", Chobits from 2000 which ends with the girl having a "reset button" inside her vagina to ensure our MC can never ever lose his virgo card.
"Ah my goddess" 20 years to find out that the protagonist had been neutered to make sure he would not lust after the girl he is supposed to love and when he finds out he forgives her.


"Café Terrace and Its Goddesses" the MC is so inoffensive that multiple naked girls bathe with him because they know nothing will happen, Mato seihei no Slave where the point of the story is for sexual favors to happen to the protagonist and outside of groping and kissing nobody has touched the poor man's dick.
Look at Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, been going since 2012, other humans have been getting laid with monsters while the MC is still in virgin land.

A new Manga in the popular category called Osake to Senpai Kanojo to no Amaama Doukyo Lovecome wa Nijuusai ni Natte kara features a couple that has been together for a year and didn't even kiss. Hajimete no Gal starts with a guy getting a Girlfriend and has devolved into harems and supernatural sheninigans.
Meguro-san wa Hajimete ja Nai, features a guy getting with a GF who is ashamed of not being a virgin....guess what they never have sex in the series either, they even separate for a while and she even goes back to study with the guy with whom she lost said virginity back then in a power imbalance....althought they do only study.

My Dress-Up Darling, which has had sexual tension since the beginning and even had the MC get a boner that pushes the girl....well up to its last 3 chapter the guy even said he would not hold hands with her in public and even when the series showed a post-timeskip-post-wedding he was still awkward and skirmish with her in their own house.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:23:42 AM No.279874371
>>279874330
Every single one of those is full of fanservice and horniness. Spy X Family doesn't have that. Imagine just picking one part of a post to criticize. It's Disney anime.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:30:24 AM No.279874469
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>>279874330
Blue box, another big series, 160 chapters in features a date where the guy is incomfortable and has a panic attack about his GF wearing a swimsuit.
My charms are wasted on Medaka kun, nearing 200 chapters and bit over 4 years, despite its title still has its harem, features 2 character who after all this time still can't communicate, a girl who confessed and then chapters later said it was a prank.

>Rakujitsu no Pathos
109 chapter, 11 years, the whole point is the MC wants to bang the married girl, still hasn't happened, dunno why people buy it when the author has made the exact same kind of plot already, but in porn, while this is Manga which means even in the best case scenario this thin story would end up looking less detailed.
>>279874371
>Imagine just picking one part of a post to criticize. It's Disney anime
Wtf that is the entire fucking point of the post, then please elucidate me on which PARTS and POINTS make up the Manga.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:55:28 AM No.279874877
>>279874469
>features a date where the guy is incomfortable and has a panic attack about his GF wearing a swimsuit.
This is very obviously a joke you fucking sperg.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:59:19 AM No.279874943
>>279874877
I miss the part where that is funny, is just boring. Whatever, you don't seem keen on discussing anything.
What a waste of time.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:02:29 AM No.279874990
>>279874469

You missed this very important part.

>Do they even think about it?

There's nothing sexual about the series at all. Not getting laid isn't the important part. It's that the series is essentially so PG sex isn't brought up. Issei never gets laid in DXD. But you know what. Sex is on his mind 24/7
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:14:53 AM No.279875150
>>279874990
>But you know what. Sex is on his mind 24/7
I don't understand how it would make things better if they actually thought about the idea but never followed through, it would just be another series where people think about sex but never have it.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:19:40 AM No.279875211
>>279875150

Argumentative user for the sake of being argumentative. The point is spy x family is pg. The normalfags want PG anime. Or pg 13 at best.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:47:48 AM No.279875620
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>>279874330
>"Café Terrace and Its Goddesses" the MC is so inoffensive
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:03:08 AM No.279875852
>>279875620
that multiple naked girls bathe with him because they know nothing will happen.....and nothing indeed happens.
But sure, enjoy it when he picks the girl you don't like and it ends 1 chapter later.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:30:29 AM No.279877419
Execute all doomers. I'm tired of these fucking threads. Do them a solid, they hate life anyway.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:35:07 AM No.279877488
>>279872791
legit the main purpose. i personally had fun and enjoyed watching spy x family, also had devoloped a short hyperfixation on yor.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:05:24 AM No.279877822
>>279874149
yeah but I'm more talking about how the story is endlessly meandering. nobody's really getting closer to their goals and nothing really happens related to the overarching plot. they set up the story and now they're dragging it out indefinitely presumably intending to milk it for all it's worth, then they'll do a rushed unsatisfying ending when the popularity wears thin. I think this is a problem with a lot of manga but it's particularly noticeable in this one.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:24:46 PM No.279879243
>>279872127 (OP)
Normies hate this show because of the Yuri incest
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:59:04 PM No.279879635
>>279872127 (OP)
They wanted to make a comfy show that you can just consume anytime with anyone and with absolutely no need to binge to understand shit. So it is indeed a "safeime" to quote >>279874149 but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.

If you don't want to watch such shows, manga is where it's at. There are tons of obscure manga no one has ever heard of and yet have been scanlated to completion or at least have plenty enough chapters because the scannies were passionate enough about them. Not a shill for the scannies so I'm not going to drop any titles, but even a quick trip to aggregators will easily net you at least a couple of good reads for the weekend.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:04:52 PM No.279879725
>>279872127 (OP)
>Sexless marriage
It is really funny when you think about it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:10:56 PM No.279879825
>>279872127 (OP)
Aren't they both vicious murderers for the state?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:14:35 PM No.279880647
>>279872127 (OP)
Loid has definitely thought about it since he has done it before for his job.
Yor on the other hand spills her spaghetti over a mere kiss.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:18:39 PM No.279880699
>>279879243
>Yuri incest
I was confused until I remembered that Yor's brother's name is Yuri.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:20:30 PM No.279880721
latinx thread
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:22:33 PM No.279880750
>>279879825
Yes. We are introduced to Loid when he romances a girl solely to get close enough to blackmail her father for the sake of a foreign country's antiterrorism unit, and mercilessly breaks up with her without explanation as soon as he's got his in.

Yor slaughters people mindlessly not even for the state, but at the behest of a bloodthirsty RETURN TO MONARCHY imperial reunification faction that takes jobs from the current liberal government and their organized crime cronies in order for them to stay in power.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:54:32 PM No.279881221
New chapter today?