Yotsuba & Lies

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>>279863462

>>279894838
I do NOT want to fuck skinny Fuuka

>>279894924
bonk

>>279895131
/fit/izen cameo incoming

>>279894838
BASED Asagi, a world where there is a fuuka with less fat is a world I don't want to live in

>>279895221
>>279895166
I don't think taking Yotsuba to see a semi-nude muscular man lifting tombstones would help.

>>279894987
>嘘の虫 ENTERS

Bye now.

>>279894867
>>279894895
>>279894907
no way... Yotsuba knows the spin!?

>>279895064
we selling out yotsuba

Done. Dammit Koiwai, you could have gotten Yotsuba killed out there!
See you tomorrow!

>>279895393
Sankyuu

Koiwai is such a great dad.

Would Koiwai be culpable for child abuse if the Diva had eaten her?

>>279895211
>>279895221
fate worse than death

>>279895348
>Bare socks in a kitchen with broken plate
Ah yes, '90 dad energy

>>279894953
Koiwai is my spirit animal

>>279895538
A man can't be culpable for the actions of a god.

>>279895301
My fucking hero Hiddy teaching little girls some good values

>>279895301
I've never noticed him waving bye until now

Asagi subtle cleavage and boobs physics sexo

>>279894999
*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel kid

>>279895393
many thanks anon, this is my favourite chapter for showing Koiwai being a truly amazing father for Yotsuba

>>279895393
thanks OP

>>279895185
>Circle eyes
No wonder she got so scared. Its the true form of the round scarecrow

>>279894823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWE9w_pAX0
>>279894838
Asagi is just super pretty
>>279894895
my parents had one of these and some kind of round thing got inside of it and it was the coolest shit ever because it would make zooming noises anytime it was spun/thrown around
>>279895393
thanks, OP

>>279863875
There was a panel displaying a PANEL of DELICIOUS RECLINED FUUKA BREASTS with no (0, ZERO)c anons replying?
What are you? A LOAD OF GAY BASTARSD!?

>>279894823
Asagi doesn't have boobs like that wtf

>>279895081
who the fuck is that following them

>>279897156
the lying bug

>>279895030
The lying bug represents the jungian archetype of the shadow.

>>279895015
It was a magic man

>>279895148
>lies back to her

>>279897156
the magic trick person

>>279895301
He actually IS in a different pose than when we first saw him.

>>279897029
difficult to type with one hand

>>279897378
Nah he doesn't have a hat.

>>279895367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTpp8PQSog&ab_channel=Vyrium

>>279895015
that pesky mischievous magic man

>>279895336
>lies to her

>>279895211
I feel like I'd be a weak-ass parent. I don't think I could do this.

>>279895393
Good chapter
Thanks OP

>>279895301
Is this a different statue or did the statue fucking move??

>>279898022
He wasn't lying when he said his eyes glow.

>>279898022
Nioh are usually in pairs.

>>279894987
BROKEsuba the POOR

>>279895015
must be Yanda in disguise

>>279897426
>>279898022
Those are Nio, they protect the gates of Buddhist temples in pairs.
Azuma has cleverly used paneling to imply a single statue waving goodbye.

>>279898374
Either the statue moves and koiwai isn't a hypocrite or the statue moves and he is.

>>279897660
parents can do a little lying, as a trick

>>279895131
This page out of context is disturbing.

>>279894987
Asagi did this

>>279895081
>>279897156
JFC is this /a/ or /x/
I didn't need to see this shit.

>>279898022
We Gantz now

>>279895185
>>279895301
Chotto matte!

>>279895393
thanks!

>>279894823
>>279894838
Asagi is so hot

>>279897497
he used his powers to make his hat invisible so he would blend in better while following them

>>279897660
That's the joke anon...

>>279895112
I'm on the edge of my seat, please don't kill Yotsuba ;_;

>>279899297
It's not a joke because actual parents do it all the time because its easier than scaring your kids in line with real shit.
See german fairy tales et al

>>279898710
It's supposed to be disturbing

>>279899357
It is a joke, because it's Koiwai telling a white parenting lie to Yotsuba after the entire chapter was all about how Yotsuba shouldn't lie. This isn't very complicated anon, you should be able to get it.

>>279898662
treat*

>>279895015
Somebody should draw that fake scenario happening of the magic trick person.

>>279895393
Thanks OP. A very poignant chapter where Koiwai teaches Yotsuba a very important lesson. This is my favourite chapter because in my youth, punishments for lying were very harsh (usually involving caning), so it's nice to see a better, gentler approach.

>>279899387
But he lied before that as well. So its not like this lie is a special.

>>279894823
breasts

>>279895318
>>279895336
God this chapter was so cute. I'd kill to live a comfy life like Yousuke.

>>279895221
>Yanda is very good at removing lying bugs

>>279894895
I did this exact shit with a ball (not an exercise ball, just a regular dodgeball) in my house up until I was like 12. Good lord, I made a racket and I'm not sure how I managed to not break anything.

>>279895211
>>279895221
Koiwai is just observing the time-honored tradition of dads terrorizing their children with threats of divine retribution.

Asagi has big boobs

Yotsuba is the bubble boy

>>279898662
I don't know about that, man. I feel like we should be able to raise our children without having to lie to them.

But then there's also stuff like Santa and the Easter Bunny, which I don't know what to think about.

this is a controversial statement but i would like to see yotsuba grown up

>>279900421
My brother tells his kids that santa is just a fun story. They still love christmas and stuff. And they think its fun when a present says its from santa.

>>279900239
he's so cool bros

Is it possible to raise a child without lying to them?
I'd like to have kids someday but I think I would find it very difficult to lie to them.

>>279897156
The voices were a warning, "they" are invading the manga for Yotsubas transgressions

>>279894838
>asagi
>medium boobs
RUINED

>>279895318
This is one of my favorite pages

>>279895015

>>279895318
At which point should you go from gentle parenting to throwing sandals at them? After they listen for the 3rd time and ignore it or something?

>inb4 le you should never beat your children
Yeah, good luck with that in 20 years

>>279903059
My dad always told me that the only time he would beat us up was if we outright disrespected our mother, but only after we were 9yo, till them it would just a light slap on the wrist or ass. We didn't even consider the possibility of disrespecting him, but my brother told him to go fuck himself at 10 and got the biggest beating I've ever seen to this day. We were straight as an arrow after that kek

>>279898374
>Azuma has cleverly used paneling to imply a single statue waving goodbye.
Also... The Nio statues of East Asian Buddhism consist of a pair of A- and Hum-forms. The A-Hum is like the Sanskrit equivalent of the Greek Alpha-Omega. For example, the A-form Nio symbolizes a strong mind that seeks truth, while the Hum-form represents enlightenment and freedom from any lusts.

>>279903059
theres usually something that'll be more effective than hitting. taking something away or not allowing them to do something they like. ideally it's somehow connected to the transgression.
for example, if they eat sweets without asking, all the sweets are gone for a while.

>>279901419
There's a difference between not lying to your children and being a dry stuck up freak. Case in point >>279900584. There's a difference between a parent dressing up the truth as a fun story and another telling them straight up that it's not real. You can tell them that if they leave their tooth under their pillow a surprise might arrive or you could tell them the tooth fairy doesn't exist and they shouldn't expect anything in return because it's your money, etc. Having come from a parent B situation, it's not worth it, I would've rather been lied to if it was for my sake or for the sake of wonder, than have my imagination squashed under the guise of 'fairness' and 'truth'.

>>279903124
Your dad sounds like a jackass who thinks he's clever. Who comes up with an arbitrary number like 9? What was his logic there, thst it felt too icky before that?

>>279900336
>>279902756
Asagi's boobs fall into the Goldilocks zone

>>279904161
Idk, half of 18 maybe?

>>279902899
kek

>>279894823
the first I actually consider Asagi really attractive. Ponytail plus that shirt especially, super cute

Ena is the most attractive of the sisters

>>279901419
I would assume though. I don't believe kids are as stupid as we think they are, they are just uneducated. Meaning, if he had told Yotsuba a real reason why she shouldn't lie, it might have worked just as well as the "Nino will eat you" excuse.
Of course, I don't have any children nor anyone in my vicinity has children, so I wouldn't be able to proof my hypothesis.

>>279894823
>>279894838
suddenly sexy Asagi

>>279894823
>>279894838
Azuma was horny when drawing this

>>279895164
REPENT BEFORE GOD(s)

>>279901419
In my personal experience, yes absolutely - but why would you?
Like >>279903671 says, using "fun" lies to give them a more imaginative and magical world is so much fun for everyone involved. Just do it in moderation, don't double-down on a lie if you notice that they're sceptical or worried about it, and of course don't continue lying when they're older

im not gay but koiwai is kinda cute ngl

>>279895042
I know this look of disappointment. It's the look of a man who's felt this disappointment before, and he hoped that he never would feel it again, but now he has. And now not only is he once again disappointed, but his hope for a better future has been shattered. It's a tiring sort of feeling.

>>279894953
Working hard, just like me

>>279895097
I love how ominious the setup is

>>279895211
I love this chapter so much

>>279895393
Thank you for posting.

>>279894823
glorious lounging asagi

>>279894987
Time for the PUNISHMENT BOX

>>279895064
We're going to the Yotsuba store. They're all out of you.

>>279901419
Autistic people shouldn't.

>>279903671
You are fixating too much on this NO YOU CAN'T LIE ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY/SANTA nonsense.

Every single healthy emotionally balanced person did not get traumatized or become a pathological liar because of Santa Claus. It is not an "assault" to tell them these childhood stories. Only autistic aberrations who aren't likely to reproduce themselves have a "problem" with that. Stop trying to raise a robot.

Never lying at all is not a realistic human endeavor. There is a border area between DECEIT and imagination that was (and is) an essential component of humanity's social, cultural, and psychological growth. In short, being able to "lie" (separate from instinctive food hiding/predatory/prey evasion behavior) is one of the major psychological steps that elevated mankind above animals, and a necessary step that allows them to reject the input of their senses to adapt the environment to their needs and create a better world. It is also a massively important, deeply nuanced layer of social interaction. Again, not every "lie" is an intent to deceive. A society that strains to be 100% robotically truthful would not be a healthy or functioning one.

>>279903059
You don't need to beat your kids, you just need to not half-ass the punishments. Our mom would constantly cancel out or forget about our punishments and that basically ingrained the idea that we can get away with a lot of things. Now my sister raises her kids the same way. I can't see that ending well but she also gets angry and defensive if its pointed out. Nobody likes being told how they should raise their kids.

>>279895131
kek

>>279903059
>hurr durr beat your child
it shows how at immature retard you are

>>279908442
Beating your child regularly is terrible, but I do think that you should use some form of (light) physical punishment when they do something especially fucked up. It teaches them that if they really fuck around, they will eventually find out, and imparts the important lesson that all authority is ultimately derived from violence.

>>279908529
You are retarded and you have never dealt with children. Simple as that.

>>279894838
Yes, bully Fuuka more!

>>279895185
I think this is the least threatening Nio statue I've seen in a manga.

>>279908529
Meh, I got spanked a couple times as a kid, I don't think it really taught me any lesson beyond the immediate "I need to shut up now or dad is going to get even madder"
It's not really about education (but I don't think a slap on the butt is domestic violence either, though that depends on the force used), it's just a shocking tactic to keep your kid in line.

>>279895221
What if Yotsuba was BETRAYED by his father and TRAPPED in the Niō temple?

>>279903059
when they start imitating Frieza

>>279897497
That's the trick.

>>279900340
>stop lying yotsuba, it says moops

>>279894810 (OP)
Yotsuba!

>>279909262
but it's so satisfying!

>>279908442
Sometimes they deserve a beating, yes, faggot

>>279908863
So you weren't beaten enough, ok

I have never met someone who was well adjusted and also advocates for/was beaten as a child

>>279908863
>taught me any lesson beyond the immediate "I need to shut up now or dad is going to get even madder"
that is already smarter than 90% of the youth nowadays

>>279895097
>who's gonna beat it up
She was actually hoping for a cure... Yotsuba is a good girl.

>>279909775
go out and beat your children then

>>279898374
These guys can be huge and no kidding, they're scary as fuck.

>>279908529
School shooter spotted.

>>279903059
Got scolded by my mom a many times, dad never beat me, or is it because he never considered my existence in the first place

>>279908442
Giving your kid a tablet so he shuts up is worse than hitting him

>>279894823
>>279894838
>Asagi boobs
>Asagi ponytail with bangs

>>279894823
>>279894838
>Asagi's boobs
Wasn't she flat as board?

>>279914564
you're thinking of Torako

>>279910523
She's just doubling down on the lie to avoid getting in trouble

>>279895393
Yotsuba is hard to kill.

>>279895393
Interesting contrast with how Koiwai treats Yotsuba's breaking the cup and lying here with the 4-koma where she breaks a window with that soccer ball and he immediately resorts to spanking her instead. I get you can't tell much of a story in a 4-koma, but still.

>>279909195
Heh, I've never seen anything shin-chan related that isn't from the anime

>>279894823
>>279894838
Ponytail asagi seeex

>>279894976
Been there

>>279895064
When your parents were silent you know you fucked up

>>279916689

I think it's easiest to just consider the 4-komas non-canon.

>>279895301
WHAT THE FUCK

>>279895393
Thanks OP

>>279895301

which do u like more? early yotsuba or regular yotsuba

I like all subas

>>279921007
I'm not autistic so I don't notice any difference between them unless it's expressly pointed out to me.

>>279895211
Shit, I think I got the wrong chapter

Yotsuba & Reunion

>>279895185
Does he do all that cross-hatching by hand or is there like a button you can push to fill it in on an app?

I've been struggling to catch up and have been perpetually a few chapters behind for the past couple weeks so I havent been posting or joining discussions
Just wanted to say "Koiwai and Tora sexually dominating Asagi in a threesome while fuuka watches from the corner"
That is all
I will continue reading now

>>279921919
>Asagi
>Getting dommed
Even if it's 2 on 1, the reverse is far more likely.

>>279921941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGXjqERpM0E

>>279922064
is that button real in japan?

>>279921961
Is the giant monster comment a reference that I'm too westerner to get, or is it just Yotsuba being Yotsuba?

>>279922079
They have those in apartment elevators here in Finland, so I would assume it is.

>>279922130
Well in America, the "Close Door" button usually doesn't do anything unless you have the service/emergency key in

>>279922046
ena pressed the elevator button extremely cutely

>>279922161
hawaiisuba

>>279922190
OH NO

>>279922239
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>279921961
is Ena's friend called Hiroko?

>>279921961
I remember that dog from chapter 5

>>279922329
nice doyers duffel bag, Miura

>>279922239
>>279922270
AAAAAAAH

>>279922079
Where I'm living right now have those. For closing and opening

>>279922407
...

>>279840644
>>279895336

Yotsuba is getting big. Soon she can't be carried around...

>>279922036
>it wasn't
The shortest route was a detour...
It was the detour that was our shortest path...

>>279922464
milf spotted

>>279922190
>>279922197
Uh oh

>>279922464
sex

>>279922239
Oh fucj

>>279922128
she is so cute....

>>279921877
>It's an Ena episode
Meh.

>>279921917
>Psych, it's actually a Miura episode
Nice. Now we're talking.

>>279922569
ENTER

>>279922464
>>279922481
Milf.
If Miura will get like this when she'll grow up, then Jumbo is a lucky guy

>>279922175
I forgot too, to be honest.

>>279922464
>>279922481
Miura Mom.
The final form in the evolutionary line of Miura > Hiwatari > MiuraMom

Done. Danbo died for our our sins.
See you tomorrow!

>>279922720
Sankyuu

>>279922720
Thanks

>>279922356
He's one of the worst villains in all of manga, these chapters are merely foreshadowing his presence before he takes the center stage.

>>279921916

That's something you usually have assistants do.

>>279922674
>>279922692
When a chapter has Mii-chan it's a good chapter

Miura mom is pure sex

>>279922111
send Miura to Niou-sama now

>>279922147
are you thinking of the door lock button for maintenance? there are separate buttons for opening and closing the doors that don't require a key and worked in every elevator i've ever been in

>>279922352
Great page. I love when stories or dreams allow us to see little bits of the supernatural/sci-fi in otherwise ordinary media.

>>279922464
>>279922481
>MIURA'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>279922329
>>279922352
>hello everynyan

>>279922618
It would be cool if Azuma gave us a sketch of what the cast will all look like when they're older

>>279922096
Have you not heard of Giant space hamsters?

Baldur's gate has a surprising cult following in Japan

>>279923296
I would unironically cry

>>279923118
No, I mean the button to close the doors. Most of the time, it doesn't do anything. The doors will close on their own after the timer, but you can't speed them up and close them sooner... unless you have the service/maintenance key in.

>>279922459
;_;

>>279923373
They close faster.
I use it when I'm in a hurry

>>279922128
what the FUCK did she mean by this

>>279922618
where does tora fall in this

>>279921941
>In Japan, you can just let two little girls walk in the street unaccompanied
Must be nice to have almost 0 immigration.

>>279922501
So what did Miura say about Yotsuba to her parents since it appears MIuraLF has heard of Yotsuba beforehand?

"yotsuba..."
even you haven't "noticed it" yet...
but "in your neighbors' house," there's an "invisible exercise ball...!"
an "exercise ball" that fuuka can't "make use of!"
but it's because fuuka can "do nothing" with it...
...that others can "do anything" with it - even "fit it" through those "tiny windows" in your "kitchen..."

>>279922128
Jumbo just can't compete.

>>279923423
cowabunga

>>279922464
>c069
ENTER

>>279922046

>>279922036
>>279922046
I like when Ena has bead eyes

I should really make a yotsuba pages and reaction folder I'm saving a ton of these from the threads and they're just shitting up my download folder. This is truly the best manga

>>279921895
chavo del ocho tier joke, I love it

>>279923510
Japan's about the size of California. California has about 10 million immigrants, Japan has about 4 million. It's lower but it's only a factor of 2.

Clearly they just live in a really safe neighbourhood, to contrast all the really dangerous neighbourhoods you always see in manga where you can't walk five feet without getting accosted by some delinquent.

>>279922128
ATSUKU NARE
MY FRENS

>>279923925
It's not just about raw numbers, the kind of immigration is what actually matters. Until recently Japan only took in educated, well-off people who are a net positive to society and thus there weren't any issues with it. It's only when you start taking in retarded third worlders with barbaric cultures you start getting "immigration" problems. You can take a jeet from the designated shitting street but you can't take the designated shitting street from a jeet.

>>279922239
NO
NO NO NO
YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

>>279922128
In the end, she's just a kid.

>>279923296
>Yanda is shown now clearly balding
top kek would read

>>279922082
Yotsuba's surrounded by liars.

>>279924138
iuamr

>>279923642
STFUUUUUUUUU YOU FUCKING SCHIZOOOOOOO

>>279922563
Double psych. It's a danbo episode

>>279922522
Someone acknowledges yotsuba's hairstyle

Soundtrack for this chapter
https://youtu.be/Xg3iUla11I4?si=aN4Q1l5arV3sH87X

>>279922569
I KNEW IT
DANBO IS
INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>279924064
No, they've been taking in random thai and indian people forever.

>>279922708
Thank you, OP.
Miura's a good kid, and a good friend.

>>279922239
>>279922270
You heartless harpie Miura

>>279921877
Cute Ena

>>279922111
Damn, bitch, you live like this?

>>279922464
I suddenly want to give Miura a sibling

>>279922643
The kid looks like a mini Osaka

>>279922329
Imagine a cardboard box robot just flies towards you T-posing.
That's a power play right there.

>>279922128
Shes so cute

>>279895131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0a07kGmhE

>>279924461
FASTER

>>279923482
on my dick

>>279923347
>Hinamatsuri timeskip

>>279923925
>Clearly they just live in a really safe neighbourhood, to contrast all the really dangerous neighbourhoods you always see in manga where you can't walk five feet without getting accosted by some delinquent.
>Meanwhile some poor smuck is getting shanked by a gang of elementary schoolers in Domino citiy, two hours in train from here

>>279922197

>>279922079
The elevators in Japan don't fuck around. The buttons work and people use them regularly. While I was there I saw there was a sort of public elevator etiquette where whoever was closest to the buttons would hold the door either until everyone got on or the elevator was full, in which case they'd immediately slam the door in your face if you didn't make the cut. The elevators also seemed to lack sensors to prevent them from closing on you. Pic related, a sign in the building I stayed warning you that the elevator doors are more than willing to accept your finger as sacrifice (I can't actually read it but the elevator it was next to was pretty vicious).

>>279925403
you mean lime skip

>>279922692
Miura puts up with a lot of shit, and she doesnt even looks like she likes Yotsuba that much.

>>279925968
It just says to be careful of the door.

>>279923925
>California has about 10 million immigrants, Japan has about 4 million. It's lower but it's only a factor of 2.
It's less than half. It's about 60% less.
>Japan's about the size of California
With about 3 times the population. 10 Million out of 40 Million is 1/4, 4 million out out of 120 million is 1/30.

>>279926089
>she doesn't even look like she likes Yotsuba that much
I think she likes Yotsuba, she's just not as hyper as the Ayase sisters.

>>279922920
Is there anyone in the Yotsuverse that isn't at least distilled sex?

>>279922096
No idea what Yotsuba is thinking of, but in Japanese, hamster sounds a lot like monster when read in English, in my honest opinion.
>>279922046
>sfx in bubble
>katakana
>TL note below
huh, that's a strange editorial decision, I guess.

>>279895030
I looked this up recently, the japanese have a lot of idioms related to bugs influence your feelings, and the belief that there is "a bug" inside you that's controlling you.
虫の知らせ (bug's information) gut feeling
腹の虫がおさまらない (bug is unsatisfied) you can't control your anger
塞ぎの虫 (bug of depression) bad case of the blues
虫の息 (bug's breath) dying breath
蓼食う虫も好き好き (bugs like nettles) different strokes for different folks
虫の居所が悪い (bug's in a bad place) something's bugging you
虫が起こる (bug has awoken) love affair
虫が付く (bug is attached) bad company
虫が殺す (kill the bug) control your temper

>>279925968
I guess in America all of the elevator operators and manufacturers and building owners have been sued so that could never happen again

>>279926485
Osaka.

>>279922239
I can't believe Danbo is fucking dead...

>>279923423
thats called a Shaka, it's a hawaiian thing

>>279927009
trvke

>>279922481
>most average looking woman in existence
>HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA BOWAAA AWOOGA AWOOGA BOWAAAA
come on guys, really?

>>279927265
it's hard out here man...

>>279922082
>girls riding elevators
>secret combination
>/x/ appearance in chapter before
Ena saved your life Yotsuba, the "Other Side" is a scary place

>>279922522
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A 4chan REFERENCE?

>>279922481
Calpis is fucking delicious, I fucking love those things

>>279926680
mushi

>>279922073
I love it when kids start randomly jumping from joy. It's cute.

>>279927540
what did you mean by that

>>279927137
It the rest of the states it means "call me"

>>279927265
>not fat
>large breasts
>modest clothes
Note: 99/100 women fail these three requirements

>>279924064
I live in Aurora CO and we are fucking SWARMED with Morocan muzzies. Nigger and Arab

>>279927835
that's only if you put it up against your head, otherwise it's culturally appropriating a shaka and you owe me $5

>>279927858
kek

>>279927855
>normal weight
>normal breasts
>normal clothing
a completely normal japanese woman

>>279922128
I love how cunny lust is fine in yotsuba threads as long as it's Ena or Miura

>>279927884
>normal breasts
She has large breasts
>normal weight
>normal clothing
In America, women are heavy weight and slutty clothing

>>279927916
>in america
ok, so?

>>279926309
The proportion of the population is not what matters here, dude. It's the concentration of immigrants in the geographic region.

>>279927938
they also all show up in tokyo, none of them are going to whatever hole in the mountain kansai town Yotsuba lives in

>>279927937
Most of us live in America, so Normal means something different for us.

>>279922239
Yanda did it

>>279926485
Yotsuba

>>279922197
This page made me think of a Third Impact poster edit of Danbo being Rei's giant head and Yotsuba being Shinji

>>279922720
Thanks man

>>279926485
Yanda. I hate Yanda. I hope he dies and goes bald.

>>279895211
>>279895198
>>279895185

Is this actual good parenting ? seems like he could end traumatizing Yotsuba

>>279928228
>seems like he could end up traumatizing Yotsuba
good

>>279922239
DANBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>279925193

>>279922294
Ena kawaii

>>279921877
>Ena chapter
Good

>>279922128
There was no reason to draw Miura this sexy

>>279921961
>Hamsters
Refer to >>4968264

>>279928564
>>>/an/4968264

>>279922128
legs

>>279922239
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>279895318
>>279895393
Still get chocked up when reading this, belated thanks OP

>>279922464
Momiura

>>279922464
>>279922481
I'm starting to think Azuma has a type

>>279926680
Helpful list
Thanks

>>279928196
Nah, Yanda is really cute.

>>279922720
Thanks OP

>>279926680
mush->>279927540 HEY

>>279927540
The mushi caused Yotsuba to lie

>>279927265
>

How does /a/ feel knowing Japanese girls can no longer safely walk around because of blacks and jeets?

>>279929121
>>>/int/

>>279924138
Why did she do it in english

>>279922464
SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

>>279922128
Wait a minute, that's a girl?????

>>279922111
imagine the smell

>>279929285
Anon...

>>279924429
>>279927351
remind me, have we literally ever seen yotsuba with her hair not up in those before? we haven't ever seen her hair down, right?

>>279929315
....b-b-b-but shes so athletic and rides a unicycle.... I thought she was a boy this whole time

>>279929285
Supposedly

>>279928564
>>279928584
>posted 2 months ago
holy shit, way to go slow boards

>>279921417
I heh'd

>>279927165
gave me an idea

>>279927916
>In California (Communist-Mexican Colony), women are heavy weight and wear slutty clothing
fify

>>279922481
>top right
Perfect shape, size and angle. Azuma is too good at this.

>>279895081

>>279929478
Anon, I...

>>279922079
It's not normal to have open and close buttons on elevators?

>>279930865
It's normal to have them, but in most cases, at least in the US, the close button doesn't do anything (unless the service/maintenance key is in).

>>279922464
>>279922481
>>279922501
>>279922522
>>279922552
short hair milf...my only weakness

>>279922481
Did she moon Yotsuba in the top left panel? Where did the pockets on her pants go?

>>279922046
I'm shocked Yotsuba spelled that right.

>>279923423
GIRUGAMESH

>>279926680
>名無しの虫 (bug of Anonymous) desire to shitpost

>>279927509
Describe the flavor

>>279922464
They're in the middle of some occult shit, ma'am.

>>279931166
Yogurt-flavored water

>>279931306
But I can just drink kefir if I want that.

>>279929285
sometimes

>>279927265
men are simple creatures in reality. When some say they want big titty catgirl girlfriends, thats just their penis talking because they haven't jerked off in a while, in reality they just want to settle down with a nice girl

>>279927265
I'm a kind and gentle soul with simple tastes, you little shit

Yotsuba GET

>>279931074
>double whammy
Jumbo is so lucky

>>279922720
Thanks op

>>279895318
I have a feeling that the line about breaking his computer will be payed off one day.

>>279903059
children are stupid, they will always have problems and won't know how to solve their own problems yet, and naturally they will act out and lose control
understand that the point of punishment is for the parent to regain control, so the child is in a position to learn and the parent is in a position to teach them how to deal with a problem
gentle parenting and throwing sandals, these are all different ways to try regain control
beating your child is an simple, easy, blunt tool for punishment that can be used in any situation by any adult that is stronger than their child, but it can only really teach how to use fear and violence
apply it in every situation and your child will learn to associate fear and violence as a means of solving their problems

>>279896418
We truly are the Nioh 2™, eh Hidenoji?

>>279927265

>>279923925
>Japan's about the size of California
WTF

>>279922720
Post these too, idiot

These leaflets came with this volume

>>279933849
NTA, but he is right, Cali is only slightly larger

>>279933907
>march and november are sex month
what did azuma mean by this

why doesn't this have an anime?

>>279934517
Azuma hated the Azumanga Daioh anime adaptation and will never let any of his works be animated again. I wonder at what price he'd let it happen

>>279934603
>hated the Azumanga Daioh anime adaptation
how come?

>>279922094
miura is really cute

>>279922144
that may be the cutest ena

>>279934750
It's been talked about before in these threads earlier on
I think "hate" might be too strong of a word, but idk, im not azuma and am not clear on everything he's ever said about it
But he was apparently dissapointed with the tone of the adaption and how it significantly alters the pacing of most of the jokes. The issue is that you cant just adapt a 4koma directly. If you do that it will just end up being a shitty anime and a waste of animation. Their decision to turn it into a more SoL type cgdct was correct and they did they best they could. It's similar to how kyoani adapted k-on, I think. They're not alike in tone and pacing at all because 4komas dont fucking have any pacing. It's literally just a joke each page, there really isnt much room for creativity there. Where I think azuma is a little up his own ass is not realizing that even azumanga diaoh itself started breaking away from the 4koma and turned into 8koma, 16koma, THIRTYTWO BIT KOMA, later on as he wanted to tell longer story beats and jokes. The second half of the manga is better for it and the anime itself reflected that as it also gets better in the second half because it naturally comes more in line with the source. Yotsuba would fit perfectly as an anime because it's already in a format that allows for direct and easy translation into movement. There's no need to think about the moments inbetween each panel or how the jokes connect to eachother to make a longer story for a 20m ep, it's already ready to be animated. All that being said, I would ONLY accept a yotusba anime if it was made by a titan in the industry like Kyoani or Madhouse and I would rather yotsuba end first so that it can be a complete adaption from start to finish (this also means that I hope there never is an adaption because I hope yotsuba never ends)

>>279934944
>>279934968
all Azuma girls are cute

>>279928770
WELL I HAVE A TYPE NOW FUCK

>>279922464
this is like the first time i saw faye wong

>>279928770
>short
>some kind of fat
>short to medium black hair
This description fits several characters

>>279922128
>>279922144
>>279922161
Hawaii is a beautiful place
I went there about 10 years ago
Holy fuck im old
My cousin lived there at the time
Then he moved back here
Then he moved back there
Then he moved back here
Then he got married and moved back there
He's saying he's gonna move back here
But he's not
He's gonna stay there and I'm almost never gonna see him again
He is one of my only friends and the only person I would hang out with in irl life
He barely even texts me anymore
Just a message once a week to say hi, but not any real conversation
Idk why I wrote this post
Hawaii is pretty cool
I want to see fuukas fat fucking thighs in a grass skirt, coconut bra, and lei doing the hawaiian dance they do

>>279922584
why is miura so cruel...?

>>279935134
what? anon that's Danbo

>>279931074
https://files.catbox.moe/mzn83c.jpg

>>279921983
>that specific number
she did some research and gave up on her own

>>279933916
>>279933930
>2011
I feel old now

>>279935106
>I want to see fuukas fat fucking thighs in a grass skirt, coconut bra, and lei doing the hawaiian dance they do
how's "fuuka's fat calves and feet in a lei playing the ukelele"

>>279931384
Dilute kefir nearly to the consistency of water, add like a tbsp or three of sugar, and maybe a squeeze of lemon juice to add a bit of tartness back. I think that would make some kind of approximation of original calpis/calpico. But they have flavors like honeydew, lychee, etc that kefir doesn't have. I really like calpis though and would get it regularly if it wasn't over US$3 my local Asian market sells a standard bottle for

>>279936013
Not lewd enough desu

>>279935452
nice

>>279934995
I think the pacing issue has nothing to do with the 4koma style, rather, with the lack of budget and content. They stretch out a joke that can be perfectly told in 10 seconds without rushing anything into an entire minute, sometimes even two.
People complain about the pacing of One Piece, but Azumanga Daioh is ten times worse.

>>279922602
Just noticed the bottom right panel. Very cute panelling, Azuma

>>279922270

>>279927938
>The proportion of the population is not what matters here, DUDE.
Yes, it is.
>It's the concentration of immigrants in the geographic region.
You contradict yourself.

>>279935452
Delicious

>>279934517
I'm pretty sure he also doesn't trust a studio to get the soul of kid yotsuba right and not fuck it up

>>279934995
Are you stating his opinion or your own? Azuma ultimately had no issues with the Azumanga anime. The cited reason for why Yotsubato doesn't have an adaptation is because it simply doesn't work in that format. Here's a blog post by Azuma himself from 2008 addressing this very rumour that's still peddled to this day:
https://web.archive.org/web/20081218012634/https://azumakiyohiko.com/archives/2008/12/05_0932.php

>>279934517
For your perusal >>279938066

>>279938066
I'm stating what I have heard another anon say about the issue once as fact
I do not care if it is not true
I will continue to state it as fact because it is more intresting and funny to me to do so
I will not read that post
Also azuma is wrong btw. It absolutely would work in anime format. All manga would work in anime format because all manga is a storyboard for anime. The only thing about it that wouldnt work is the sliding timeline or whatever
On a page by page, panel by panel basis, it could easily be adapted and work perfectly well

>279938290

>>279863772

>>279927509
Can confirm, it's a good substitute for other milk based drinks.

>>279924521
Thais and jeets are docile and low test. Meanwhile the kind of migrants the West takes in are extremely violent and aggressive.

>>279939286
>jeets are docile and low test
Lmao, gang-rape is the most common past-time in India. Indians are physically weak (hence they have to gang up to rape) but they certainly aren't docile. And even ignoring that, you would still have the street-shitting and body odor issues even if they were docile. Not to mention the blatant nepotism and favoritism towards other Indians they practice whenever they manage to get a foothold, it's why big "American" tech companies are starting to collapse from the inside.

>>279939591
Oh yeah, I'm not denying that they are a scourge, just not the "pillage and murder" kind.

>>279924064
Does japan give endless welfare to random immigrants?

>>279922720
Thank you for posting.

>>279933916
I've been in a gap year since I finished highschool in 2011

>>279938066
>it simply doesn't work in that format
NTA but that's complete bullshit and everyone knows it. Yotsuba is a unique manga but it's not so unique as to be unadaptable.

>>279943061
I think people are just afraid some studio is gonna blow it.

>>279943061
It's what the author thinks. You may have other opinions but it's his work and thus his say.

>>279939286
Can we not bring these topics here?

>>279935452
Based

>>279933907
>Dem oni and voleyball Fuuka
muh

>>279942428
thank u for making me feel better about my situation

>>279896418
>>279932922
niohbros