Original EVA ending:
>Life is hard but it must be lived.
Rebuilds:
>Yay! I'm a salaryman!

>>279899692 (OP)
It seems more you can't deal with not being special and having to work for live like everybody else

>>279899733
No, I'm praising a conclusion that embraces ambiguity and uncertainty and criticizing one that resolves everything in the most conventional, safe and corny way possible.

>>279899692 (OP)
its toothless, ugly and lazy

>an inconclusive conclusion
>you should do something wrong just to be unconventional
Enjoying your toilets at the gala, anon?

>>279900004
>>an inconclusive conclusion
Everything needs to be a Disney movie, huh anon?

>>279900321
The original Grimm tales were plenty conclusive.

>>279899733
This.

>>279900409
The original Grimm tales are not toothless like the Disney cartoons. A good conclusion doesn't have to make 1+1 equal 2 (these are the toothless conclusions).

>>279899692 (OP)
>>Life is hard but it must be lived.
>Mecha world
>A Tsudenre that likes you
>Teh REI
>Hard
lol LMAO even, EoEtards still LOOPING. It's like anon said it here. >>279899733 You are (not) special, there's no mecha world, there's no tsundere or kuudere cuties around you. Love can be found anywhere; you don't need a post-apocalyptic world to enjoy those. Stop LOOPING.

>Run away with the new girl that you barely know
>Be self-inserts for Anno and his wife

It feels like the ending of a bad shipping fanfic. Know how I would've done it?

>Shinji stays in the ruined world
>Whoever wins the Shinji bowl stays ambiguous

>>279900484
>A good conclusion doesn't have to make 1+1 equal 2 (these are the toothless conclusions)
So the Grimm tales are toothless, got it.

>>279899692 (OP)
>if you're gonna simplify Rebuilds' ending to just what you see on screen then you have to do that with EVA too, you don't get to pick and choose
>Original EVA ending
>>I'm too pussy to strangle a girl on a beach

>>279900533
>You are (not) special, there's no mecha world, there's no tsundere or kuudere cuties around you.
That's the EoE ending.
>Love can be found anywhere
Having a boy who could barely communicate suddenly get together with a hottie isn't "love", it's a lazy plot convenience. Rebuild is almost an isekai. Pure fanservice.

>>279900708
>>279900708
>That's the EoE ending.
>Asuka is lying over there
Anon pls.
>Having a boy who could barely communicate suddenly get together with a hottie isn't "love"
>Shinji
>barely communicate
We didn't watch the same show.
>get together with a hottie
He didn't he just gained self-confidence after confronting his demons with every character in the show, from Misato, Gendo, to Kaworu, Asuka, Rei. He became Kaiji, the best character in any media.
>Rebuild is almost an isekai.
lol no
>Pure fanservice.
As the TV show, watch again and turn off the 2x speed.

>>279899692 (OP)
From everything I've absorbed through /a/ it seems Shinji barely even interacts with Mari

>>279899692 (OP)
Salaryman life is hard but it must be lived.

>>279899692 (OP)
Rebuild might have been better had they gone with the original plansH for Mari.

>>279899692 (OP)
same ending desu

>>279903869
what plans

>>279903937
supposedly Mari was supposed to be a male pilot named Odis that was going to be like an anti-Shinji, who was more manic and anti-authority, like a delinquent that enjoyed to mess with people. It was also going to be revealed he killed his mother and repressed the memory, but her soul would be in his Eva. That got cut for time constraints.

>>279904197
this, also he was going to have a hard on for Misato like Asuka had with Kaji

>>279904407
Asuka didn't have a hard-on. She is a girl

>>279899692 (OP)
>escapism le bad but here's your dream gf from the sky and all your problems don't exist anymore lol

>>279899692 (OP)
Both endings are nonsensical.

>>279899692 (OP)
>toothless Evangelion
it's not even that. just a shameless cash grab

>>279899733
are you an imbecile
EoE and NGE is a normal traumatized kid, unlike of an immortal multiversal God from rebuild shit

>>279899692 (OP)
ya trouble finding tooth

>>279899692 (OP)
>Original EVA ending

>>279899692 (OP)
The rebuild had enough guts to make AsuKen canon and piss off the otaku shipfag fanbase, everything else bleaks in comparison.

>>279908963
The best post ITT

>>279907340
This

>>279911027
>>279909917
>>279908963
We get it Kencuck, you're camping the thread and samefag which is why you named the filename "blatant necobump".

Now that this has been said everyone is now aware of your retarded shit. Here's some Asushin so keep spamming

>>279908963
Your headcanon, stop samefagging already

>Jensuke
Kek, ESL

This is what he sees when he gets home.

>>279911610
Based Shinji, I'm glad he lets mw eatch while he fucks her

>>279911664
>ESL
I don't let you watch faggot. You sit outside the window.

Cute and canon

>>279911837

>>279912260
Not even a Evafag but this ship causes you so much ass hurt that it needs to be posted.

>>279912260
The funny thing is you're so asshurt over Asushin that you actually can't not seethe

Asushinfags aren't gonna like this.

>>279912601
K, b ,c

>>279912601
Asushinbros... how can this happen

>>279907340
>>279911027
Based, the grown man Kensuke is ideal for Asuka, as it should be.

>>279913121
>grown man Kensuk
Holy ESL

>>279913121
>>279913085
How are you ESL posting im two threads?

>>279913121
I haven't really been posting in Eva threads, just lurking but you have got to be the most schizo poster to show up. And I sat through the RDF

when you're actually necro bumping two different threads, making the same ESL posts and legit so stuck on shitposting that been not funny for like 5 years now. You really need to think about your life If it was funny I wouldn't say anything but you make the same Kensuke jokes over and over again You're like the main reason why I have to filter Kensuke and canon when I come into Eva threads because I don't want to deal with a 10 hours of "Kensuke fucked Asuka" and "Canon" spam

>>279913205
You know both those posts are min apart

>>279913369
Even worse then that Yume

>>279912260
>>279913121
>>279913121
Esl get Asushin

>>279913442
They shitpost the exact same way. The only difference is she posted her tits and at least tries to shitpost Rei and Kaworufags. This retard is so stuck on Kensuke spam that his just fucking annoying to even deal with. It's just so funny, "the grown man Kensuke" there wasn't a set up for that post and it makes no fucking sense even for shitposting

>>279913644
You don't think "generic image of Kensuke" is funny >>279913629

>>279899692 (OP)
Sarariiman is the hardest life.

>>279913666
When has it ever been funny? The only thing more unfunny then that is him flooding the thread and then going "I baited you." That's not bait, if you need to flood the fucking thread to get a (You) then you're truly off your meds

>>279899692 (OP)
Anno loathes eva fans, they're the people who buy rei toilet paper but he still despises them. Of course Shinji ending as a fucking slave worker is what he thinks his fans can aim to. Not an artist like him or a scientist, but a fucking salaryman.

>>279899733
There are thousands of job ocupations in the current world (for example, an anime director like certain nip), but no no no nohe chose slave desk worker for the viewer self-insert. I love it, it's real disdain lol I love it.

>>279914526
>>279913629
Why is this Art so dogshit? Why the really shit AI slop?

>>279899692 (OP)
Didn't you make this threads already?

>>279913873
Nobody thinks he's funny.

>>279899692 (OP)
Shinji:
> Say hi to Kensuke for me!

>>279915533
I like how you actually posted the exact text, stil fucked it up and to retarded to know that's not even the offical subs for it

>>279903740
Isekai where a knight dies and becomes a salaryman when

>>279915578
Post the "real" shit.
I. Challenge. You.

>>279916099
Okay, because you asked. This is exactly what Kensuke was thinking

>>279916158
>>279916099
I saw the movie and Kensuke did say that. It's canon

>>279916158
Kek

>>279916158
Asushinbros.... how can this happen

>>279916158
Not cute but is pure canon

>>279916158
Kensuke bros, do be liking that lol

>>279916158
Funny