bravo, anno. bravo!

>>279937062 (OP)
53 SECONDS OF PURE PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR

>>279937062 (OP)
>putting your foot on a wall
Who does that?

>>279937589
People who are not fat.

>>279937062 (OP)
Kaworu's wife | Kensuke's wife

>>279937942
>Kaworu's wife
>Kensuke's wife
Shinji? What does he have to do with this?

>>279937589
I do

>>279937990
Yeah that's exactly it, Shinji haven't gotten either of these chicks.

>>279937589
you don't?

>>279937990
>>279938011
>1 min apart
Classic Kensuke cuck

Kensuke won. Asuka won. Kenbros won.
Shinji lost. Asushintards lost.

>>279939190
Canon detector's results:

[X] CANON
[_] Non canon

>>279937942
>>279938011
>>279939190
>>279939436
samefag and brown

my name is jeff

>>279937589
best girl does
>>279939190
Is this the same guy from that other thread who was constantly shilling Kensuke and Asuka? Why? Kensuke is mid.

>>279943909
Accepting Kensuke is a well adjusted adult fit for Asuka is part of growing up, stop being 14.

mental illness.

>>279943909
If you mean the schizo Kensuke posting where it's constent /dbs/ tier bullshit and Kensuke spam. Yes, it is.

>>279944140
Is this stuff in the rebuild movies? i havent seen them. From what i could gather from the show hes simply a pervy nerd whos kind of a cunt. Nothing out of ordinary for middle schoolers.

>>279944569
Sorry in advance for being a newfag, but what is /dbs/?

>>279944571
Yes the movies are basically Anno simultaneously wanting to milk the franchise for all its worth while telling everyone to grow up and move on. It's a 90s anime meant to be mined for money, not part of your core identity

>>279944638
The Chads that conquered /a/.

>>279944638
The dragon ball threads which are a containment thread for the worst partsof /a/. Most of the posters are huge schizos which that guy is one of them

Only Rebuild 1 and 2 are canon
Except Mari scenes, those are deleted

>>279945036
It used to be a lot more fun when DBS was airing and the period right after when Jirenchads took over. The Goku vs Bejita wars that consumed the thread in the power vacuum Jirenchads left behind was the beginning of the end. Now its just schizos trying to relive the glory days

Now kiss

>>279937589
There's some old guy that does that I see when I leave the house in the morning.
He stared straight at a womans ass for like 5 minutes and then snapped his head straight back and pretended not to be looking when I said good morning to him.
Cool guy honestly.

>>279945365
The Rebuild is a schism, it is its own canon.

Oh no! A giant spide is about to kill Rei!
Do something!

>>279946593
Rei got it

>>279937062 (OP)
>bravo, anno. bravo!
You're still thinking anbout it aren't you? Anno has you by the balls.

>>279944140
>>279944571
Anno didn't want Asuka to even be in the rebuilds. One of the original NGE writers convinced him to include her. She doesn't really have anything to do in the rebuilds, honestly. She doesn't have any story impact whatsoever. Like every other Eva cast member she just exists in the rebuild films, and is a shadow/extremely watered down version of her NGE/EoE character, and if anything like Makinami Mari she exists for shallow, nonsensical fan service.

>>279948076
>You're still thinking anbout it
This.

>>279946593
Asuka you're gonna get a sandy gooch!

whats the best watch order for this

>>279939190
>Shinji lost

good, they can kill each other in the elevator, the superior secret hetero will swoop in and win

Why do people hate on Magma Diver? i thought it was pretty good

>>279951186
Main anime until episode 24. Then you decide if you want to watch first 25 and 26 and then EoE, or the opposite. Don't bother watching the rebuild.

>>279952245
I second this... don't bother with the rebuilds. They will just sour your taste and make you lose respect for Anno.

>>279952245
i read somewhere you are supposed to watch the first hour of the movie then 25-26 then the rest of the movie
would you reccomend this order?

The R*builds will never be canon you mentally ill freak

>>279953023
No that's fucking dumb. Always watch shit in the order it was released, there's no reason to complicate your viewing experience just because EVA nerds have been trying to force the two to work together through decades of obsessive analysis. At the end of the day the TV series ending and EoE are narratively distinct.

If watching EoE after the season finale was good enough for the audience of the time, it's good enough for you today. You're not gonna miss on anything.

>>279953023
No. They don't interlock or anything. Episodes 25 and 26 are non-narrative, and abstract. They were made within one work week. I see no reason to interrupt End of Evangelion to watch them. EoE is just outright better in every way.
So, what they would do back then is finish the episode and have a runner take the tape to the tv station and they would broadcast the tape. For most shows of the era it would often be done within an hour of the air time, which means the broadcasting network didn't have time to review the footage. Episode 24 was completed and rushed to the network within like 15 minutes of its schedule air slot. So the network didn't have time to review the episode before airing. After that episode aired the network complained about its violence, and thematic elements, so they demanded Gainax show them what they had planned for Episode 25 and 26 - which was a ton of material that would end up in EoE. They didn't like this, so Gainax had to start over on 25/26, and they had no schedule or budget left to do scheduling issues. Thats why some of the frames of 25/26 are just pictures of stuff they had around their office building with color grading.

>>279953023
End of Evangelion is the real ending of the series. Retarded fans have been trying to justify 25/26 for decades. Even if you skip 25/26 and just go from ep 24 to EoE you aren't missing much of anything.

>>279952245
Don't listen to this faggot, definitely watch Rebuild

>>279953982
embarrasing.

>>279953023
>would you reccomend this order?
Not on the first watch. Watch both EoE and 25/26. Then some time later on the re-watch you can try experimenting.

>>279953982
The rebuilds are cash grabs without any artistic intent behind it, contrarily to the original series. You can like them if you want but that doesn't change this truth.

>>279955125
I'm been around long enough to remember when Anno left Gainax to found Studio Khara and they announced the Rebuild series which was supposed to be shot-for-shot remakes of the original series up until the very end which would have a totally different ending and they original planned it to be completed in 2008 LOL. From day one the understanding was the rebuilds would fund other Studio Khara projects. Blatant cash grab.

>>279955125
>le everything I don't like is le Cashgrab

grow up

>>279955584
Prior to Rebuilds Anno admitted multiple times he felt nothing for those characters anymore and EVA as a whole. Him reviving the IP was the textbook definition of a cashgrab.

>>279955584
The Rebuilds do absolutely nothing better than the original series and EoE. They are a failure at every level. Their is no reason to watch them over the original.

>>279937062 (OP)
I thought my computer froze

>>279957123
Kek

>>279937589
I do. I also do the Mutt and Jeff stance sometimes.

i decided to watch evangelion after seeing all the memes about it on here, and it was the most boring trash ever. do you guys seriously like it or did i just get trolled?

>>279951550
no cool fight

>>279960231
>i watched eva becouse of memes and its trash

>>279960598
kek

>>279939190
Actually Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX confirmed that Asuka x Kaworu is endgame

>>279945702
Literally me.

>>279964029
Kek

*ahem* Asuka takes Kensuke dick