Kei or Yuri?

anal with Yuri

>>279948199 (OP)
Both

kei kei kei kei
inhaling floof
licking tanned skin
kei

Kei any day

Kei.

>>279948199 (OP)
Kei. Even though it would most likely turn into a package deal with Yuri.

>>279948272
Dirty Anal

In the immortal words of John F. Kennedy, I want to fuck Yuri because I am a Yuri man.
Crusher Joe is better

ROSHI-
RO
SHI
AH~

This scene lives rent free in my head. It shows ecchi potential if you really put your mind to it as a creator

>>279948199 (OP)
Kei began my love of Tomboys and Redheads

Is there a Yuri option?

>>279951032
>Kei
>Tomboy

I know I should expect better out of you retards but Kei most certainly NOT a tomboy. She's the most cock hungry one of the pair by a mile.

>>279952339
>Tomboy = doesn't like guys
Retard

>>279952339
What do you think a tomboy is, retard?

>Dirty Pair
Yuri
Dirty Pair Flash
Kei

>>279952715
>>279953116
What do you think a tomboy is. retard? Because it's not "GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR!" especially not in the fucking 80s. OG Kei is girl as hell.
>>279953280
Now Flash Kei is a tomboy

>>279949102
>>279953280
>>279953341
Oh god no these Kei's are getting me going already help me god

>>279953415

>>279953675
Not so much.

>>279948199 (OP)
Sandra

Yuri. I want to fuck her hair. Is that weird? I don't care. I want to fuck the hell out of that hair.

>>279953341
Yuri frequently makes fun of her for being a hotheated muscly gorilla. Yes, tomboys had femininity in the 80s because that was before templates took over archetypes.

>>279950696
The Crusher Joe film shits on pretty much everything in either franchise, ova or otherwise doesn't matter the other's aren't even close to its quality.

>>279955119
Back when Tomboy didn't automatically = Bulldyke

it comes in friday :)
I can't wait to build and paint it

>>279953675
All hail the hypno-butt!

>>279948199 (OP)
Yuri because Kei looks like a dyke

>>279950820
Same.

You're now aware that they made a cameo in the Crusher Joe movie, where they look like this.

>>279956985
Look like light Novel versions

>>279956985
Amuro Kei

Seeing as there's so many different versions, how long before we get a Studio Trigger version?

>>279955261
It is a pretty astonishing movie.
>>279956985
It's their first on-screen appearance, and they look just like they do in the novels. I wonder how the two universes intersect... was there ever a war between the Crushers and the WWWA... is Joe a yuri man (until Alfin smacks him upside the head)... did they star in a movie as part of an elaborate mission...

How do you feel about their designs in the manga from a few years back? Do you think people would be interested in a new DP anime, and what studio would be good to male it?

>>279948199 (OP)
I liked the FLASH versions better

>>279957550
The faces, hair, and clothes are fine, but the giant helium balloon boobs are off-putting.
While certain select groups (anime fans) would be interested in more Dirty Pair enough to make its production worthwhile, it feels pretty impossible that a new series would ever get made given how the industry is now set up and who it now caters to. And you'd have to change a lot, since everything about the show now feels dated (not in a bad way, just in an obvious way).

>>279958309
They got naked a lot more often if anything

>>279957550
They were alright. I liked that manga enough to buy a copy.

>>279957550
>a few
Try 15

>>279948199 (OP)
Yuri.
>>279948272
And a loaded D'Eagle for this anon.

>>279953280
Respectable.

>>279958309
My man

>>279962491
I really liked the endurance exercise episode. Probably my favorite of the third run.

>that one doujin where Kei gets kidnapped and Yuri saves her by hiding a gun up her ass, getting kidnapped then shitting it out and blasting everyone

>>279950764
This looks terrible.

>>279958309
Kimura was a GOD
But I think Flash can only really be justified by the originals existing alongside it.

>>279956985
Mugi was like a space panther in the old stuff. Why did they make him so big and goofy in the anime and ova? He looks more like a Newfoundland than a cat.

>>279957375
>It's their first on-screen appearance
They actually first appeared in some really obscure unofficial student animation that predates Crusher Joe.

>>279962491
I do not miss the narrow hips of the 90s.

>>279962810
Neat. Does it have a name?

>>279958309
Horny boys prefer Flash.
True MEN know the 80s version can't be beaten.

I'm so glad we can still have conversations about this on /a/. If /pol/ ever watched it they'd jump up and down screaming "TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY" to ep 7

>>279948199 (OP)
the Dirty Pair are like a package deal. if you fuck one you have to fuck the other

>>279964481

>>279963561
They're easy to shut up anyways

It’s a dirty pair

https://exhentai.org/g/1079057/a61bd6e808/
Best Dirty Pair H doujin?

How do the other series hold up I’ve only seen the original

>>279963561
Yeah, Dirty Pair is the kind of series that would be absolutely hated by the dumbest people on both extremes if it aired today.

>>279948199 (OP)
Yuri every time.

So where's that BD, Nozomi.

>>279965271
In 5 more years thanks for the money chump

I only watched the Halloween episode because someone said that was the best one and I liked it. Is this show worth watching? OG or remake?

>>279965039
>>279965616
There is no remake. Flash is essentially just another season with a different art style, split into 3 parts. All of it is good besides Nolandia and Flash 1, but Yuri and Kei are also OOC in 005 Flight Conspiracy.

>>279965544
I didn't donate a cent.

>>279965616
The rest of its more or less the same quality. But man that one episode sure was a hoot.

>>279952339
Being aggressively cock-hungry is seen as unladylike. Back in the 80s, only guys were supposed to want it, and girls were expected to play coy and chaste, but eventually give it up. Vulgarity is coded as macho and manly, and a tomboy is a girl who codes macho.

>>279964641
I love their buddy cop dynamic so much

Dirty Pair is arguably the most aggressively 1980's thing Japan has ever produced

>>279968083
Good point but if you use the word coded no one will believe your point its like saying woke even if you are correct people will dismiss what you have to say

I feel like Dirty Pair is one of those franchises were you wouldn't have to reboot or remake. Given it's generally episodic nature you could just, in effect, simply decide to make more without much explanation. Like if they just announced a movie or something.

>>279948199 (OP)
Kei no question

>>279968358
It feels prime for one of those remakes where it changes a bunch and the new audience isn’t clear at all just like the hell teacher reboot

>>279948199 (OP)
Both

>>279948199 (OP)

>>279968358
I concur. Actually I feel that quality of the series also makes fanfics for it relatively easy to write given the episodic nature. Shame there aren’t more Dirty Pair fanfics out there, though.

I’ve actually had this idea in my head for a dirty pair fanfic where Kei and Yuri are invited to a wedding by that Carson guy from the Dirty Pair movie, who is getting married to the daughter of a mafia family on a Mediterranean, Italy-inspired planet. The pair would accept, thinking “hey easy vacation” but quickly get entangled in an elaborate plot by the various mob factions on the planet, each jockeying for power after the death of the head of the biggest crime family, which subsequently collapsed. I feel like there’s a lot of comedic mileage you could get out of Kei and Yuri attending a wedding as regular guests and vacationing and trying desperately to not get mixed up in things only to get involved regardless. I could also see some gags about Kei and Yuri trying to flirt with various people at the wedding (to little avail), kei eating lots of food and Yuri getting on her case for it (only for Kei to have lost five pounds by the end of the trip and Yuri somehow gaining five), and Kei having to deal with her ex and all the awkwardness that entails plus maybe that Mafia guy Yuri almost eloped with that one time could show up for maximum comedic effect. Whaddaya guys think?

>>279958309

>>279963561
>>279965075
To be fair they're not ones to talk about tranny acceptance when they made fun of the buff lady for looking like a men and tried to fuck underage boys

>>279958309
>>279972974
Even the one off girls in Dirty Pair FLASH were fuckable

>>279963561
Ok tranny

>>279972974
>>279962491
>>279973243
Sexo

>>279973015
>when they made fun of the buff lady
When people talks about a tranny in relation to this series, I always think they mean the actual tranny, not Sandra (the steroid lady). But then I remember that /pol/fags don’t actually engage with the series they claim to be so passionate about.

>>279973556
Don't be dumb, anon
I'm saying that it is rather hypocritical to support a tranny like the one you posted, but then mock a woman for looking like a man like they did with Sandra, they also are not exactly people you should listen to since they committed multiple genocides and hit on underage boys
Their FLASH counterparts were better in that regard since they barely ever killed innocent people

It’s been countless eons since I watched Dirty Pair - but I don’t remember them doing anything dirty. They dressed like whores, but didn’t do anything with that except the odd reference to men. I think they were “dirty” due to their propensity for property damage?

>>279973603
>since they committed multiple genocides and hit on underage boys

I feel like one of these things is not nearly as bad as the other.

>>279973603

>>279973603
>Their FLASH counterparts were better in that regard since they barely ever killed innocent people
May as well call the series Lovely Angels.

>>279973556
Ok tranny

Ywnbaw

>>279973640
Remember to wash your pears before eating

>>279973776
>>4chan.org/pol/
You "people" already ruined /tv/ and /v/, fuck off and never come back to /a/. You don't belong here.

>>279973938
Cry more tranny

>faggots have to shit in everything

>>279968358
I have a vision for a 10 episode Netflix Science Saru series and the final episode is a multiverse parody that pairs the originals with their Flash counterparts, and then in the final minute they fuck up and dozens more pour through the portals including >>279956985 >>279957065 >>279957550 and the western comics etc and someone is all "oh fuck it's more dirty pairs" and you got a hundred women shrieking "lovely angels!" in response and it ends.

Throw in a "Die Hard but it's Kei and she's naked" too.

>>279974449
Then the universe explodes

>>279973938
Well said. Yuri and traps alone are why these tourists will never win.

Anyone else fap to the Dirty Pair Doujins by Johji Manabe back in the day?

>>279973938
Lol cry baby faggot went bawling to the mods because they will never be a women

>>279973938
They ruined /co/ as well. Gatekeep this board from these tourist fucks.

>>279974708
>NOOOOO U CAN'T REPORT MY SHITPOSTING UR BAWWING TO JANNIES
Every time. Kill yourself, retarded tourist.

>>279974449

>>279968358

Hell Science Saru could lean into the whole retro 1980's scifi aesthetic (similar to how they're doing the new GITS anime) for a retro style DP anime.

>>279974767
The exact hypocritical retards screaming about trannies at every opportunity do this in any yuri thread. Please help more with that.

>>279974875
>bwhaaaaaaaaaa

This is why people hate faggots and trannies. No one brought them up but faggots and trannies make scuffing about themselves. Then when called out they run away crying to the authorities.

Kys

>>279974767
Fuck /co/ they unironically like the books of Dan Slott.

We were having a good DP thread until this gay shit started up. Each and every one of you politispergs need to fuck off. Both sides. No exceptions.

>>279948199 (OP)
Imagine how their parents would feel about their outfits and jobs

>>279975710
>gay shit
Yah mean gay shit like this, anon?

Allow me to save the thread with lewd-ish obscure-ish official arts.

>>279977328
..and high-res recent stuff

>>279977328
Dirty girls and bathing. Is that a paradox or a perfect fit

>>279977520

>>279977415
Kimura rip

When are they going to do a soulless remake/reboot?

Chill shit like this makes me wish She-Hulk was a Japanese creation...

>>279956985
They were also in Patlabor.

>>279978928
They show up in the Early Days OVA as well, and in a lot of the background text in Star Trek. That reference went both ways. Fun to see that Japanese weirdos were also influenced by American media at the time.

>>279979881
Gene Roddenberry was a playboy who loved Asia and sleeping with women around the world. So the people who worked under him in the 80s on next gen were real horny guys too.

>>279957065
If it was novel-accurate the bloody card would have sliced people in half.

>>279979881
That's cute.

>>279971135

>>279978928
And city hunter

And Urusei Yatsura

They got around

>>279948199 (OP)
I feel like a lone wolf liking Yuri more

>>279983322
>Kei and Yuri serafuku

>>279983404
I've seen plenty of anons that prefer Yuri, I guess all of the Keifags just happen to be in this thread.

>>279983468
Several people have professed to prefer Yuri in this very thread

>>279948199 (OP)
sex

>>279983468
Kei feels like she has more mass appeals with the fetishes she appeals to

>>279984248
I notice that Kei fans will tend to be the most vocal anyways even when the choice isn't prompted

>>279956985
This looks better than 9X% of digital anime

>>279976331
Gay and Yuri?

>>279964800
Nobody really talks about flash. It just kind of came and went.