Yotsuba & Udon

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>>279921877

Done. No business is safe from a surprise Yotsuba inspection.
See you tomorrow!

>>279954993
>>279955012
>>279955026
cryptid behavior

>>279954912
>Yotsuba & ......
w-what does that mean??

>>279955149
I've always liked this page capturing the rapport between old man and little kid logic, you loop back to the same level of frankness.

>>279955063
>N'wah

>>279955240
>this is my (you)!
>you have your own (you)! My goodness

>>279955278
>gets alone for a moment
>already starts eating
bottomless stomach creature

>>279954929
>>279954952
>>279954972
Azuma's landscapes are beautiful

>>279955341
Thanks

>>279955091
My wife for the chapter

>>279955063
>>279956061
>N'wah
Is that an old people thing?

>>279957372
It's a racist slur, you do not have permission to use it!

>>279955063
Yotsuba is from the streets of morrowind

>>279955341
Thanks OP

I need to make a Yotsuba VS Calvin comic Hobbes knows Japanese, of course, so he's able to act as interpretor

>>279954993
peeksuba

>>279957259
>wife
>for the chapter
anon you filthy MANWHORE

>>279955240
Now let's see anon's card

>>279955091
=D

>>279955341
N'wah

>>279955149
Man had to speedwatch the last 50 years of his live to remember that he, in fact, likes Udon.

>>279955063
>FLETCHER

>>279955091
Cutie

>>279955240
she regressed one year...

>>279954912
Dayum, I don't see any highlights in this vol. Sigh, no chapter to look forward to for the next few days...

>>279955341
I haven't been doing my due diligence

Thank you for the storytime OP

>>279961624

>>279922079
..what? do you seriously not have buttons for opening and closing the elevator?

>>279922128
Miura looks like the kind of girl whose dad really likes taking pictures of her.

>>279955341
Thanks anon

>>279955215
When I was a kid, near where I lived, there was a guy who sold choripanes and asadito on the sidewalk. I liked to go watch him cook, and the guy would give me a piece of bread with chimichurri if he saw I was hungry so this chapter makes me feel a bit nostalgic.

>>279962964
Jeez man I already answered that question like 5 times in the last thread

I do not care for udon

>>279954993
jiiiii

>>279955063
You have startled the chef

>>279955063
Yotsuba looks so different from the adults sometimes its like they're from different mangas/artists

>>279965976
How does Azuma do it

>>279957372
Get a load of this fucking outlander.

>>279955044
Damnit, that looks good. Shouldn't have read this chapter while a bit peckish

>>279963011
dad always adore his daughter

I can't believe we're already on volume 11. Where has the time gone? Soon it will be all over...

>>279960046
for a simple crossover comic, I don't think you need to think that seriously about the language barrier

>>279955128
>no it's not
love her

>>279955278
>that face
>>279955341
Thanks OP

what the fuck is udon

Japanese spaghetti

>>279955240
Nice she carries information of where to send the ransom demand to

>>279956185

>>279960046
>>279967431

>>279960046
Youtsuba knows how to speak English though, so there is no need for an interpreter.

>>279970342
I don't think catchphrases and one-liners from action movies counts as "speaking english"

>>279970423
She's a foreigner and responds with "Hello" when someone says "Hello" to her in English. She hasn't been in Japan for that long of a period, so I think it's reasonable asumption to make that she spoke English before moving to Japan.

This slut needs rape correction.

>>279955044
Can someone please write what's on that sign in Japanese? That is entirely indecipherable to me.

>>279971686
mods, kill this man

>>279954872 (OP)
I've wondered for a long while why Azuma hasn't approved any Kodomo Usagi themed merch yet
He's sitting on a vein of gold

>>279971675
Knowing what "hello" means isn't rocket science, anon

>>279973678
You just missed out.
>In Japan, real-life Kodomo Usagi T-shirts were for sale at a Yotsuba&! art gallery celebrating the 10th anniversary of the concept, starting with the Try! Try! Try! one-shot from 2001. The exhibition ran from March 8th, 2011, to March 20th.[1]

>>279973867

>>279971757
商い中 (akinaichū) ?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%95%86%E3%81%84
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%96%B6%E6%A5%AD%E4%B8%AD

I swear every time I look at Asagi I see future Yotsuba.

>>279974332
ありがとう！

I love how everyone finds Fuuka legitimately annoying. I feel like /a/ doesn't get it cause they're too distracted by thighs/eyebrows but all her cliche sayings and that dumbass cutesy "FUU <3" stuff is so forced and cringey that's why mom's giving it the death stare and tears the tag off and offers it up as a sacrifice to Koiwai.

also sorry i'm catching up on a couple weeks of chapters I missed due to incident

>>279974694
Teenage girls get away with being annoying if they're hot
That part in the car where she offers up some trite platitude about photographs being labels for memories; acting if she's said something profound and the other two are having none of it was also a good one.

>>279974694
Her being a cringy dork only makes me more attracted to her. She's the kind of girl that's perfect for teasing.

>>279974694
She's a teenage girl in high school.

>>279974694
I like her because she has a cute and kind personality, wears tshirts, and isn't a "oh so perfect" cunt like her older sister

>>279973792
Smug Yomi makes me erect

>>279974694
I don't ignore her cringiness, I adore it.

>>279974976
>I like her because she has a cute and kind personality

>kind
fuuka when jumbo shave

>>279974976
Jealousy towards your siblings is wrong, Fuuka.

>>279971675
>>279970342
This schizophrenic headcanon again?
She's not Irish you retards, when she says she comes from "an island" and from the lefgt, it doesn't mean a litteral island west of Japan, when she says she came from teh left it's because her car arruved at the new house from the left. Do you retards think a 5yo kid can understand geography?

She's probably from thailand or some such place.

>>279967431
>>279969617
The crossover I didn't realize I desperately wanted.

>>279975598
I didn't say she was from Ireland, I said she can speak English at least to some degree, which is objectively true. That supports English being her original native language. If you have anything in the manga to show that her native language is something other than English, go ahead.

>>279975810
how about later on Koiwai saying that he had Yotsuba since she was a baby?

>>279975776
Both have creators that are vehemently against any animated adaptation ever existing, though Watterson is even more extreme and prevents all merchandising of his work, making him the most based cartoonist to ever exist.

>>279975848
I don't remember that at all, when was that? Regardless, even if that is the case, they would have lived abroad since the start established that Yotsuba has not lived in Japan for very long and is unfamiliar with basic Japanese things.

>>279975933
>and is unfamiliar with basic Japanese things.
she is very familiar with japanese things, for example she knows what Udon is, what she doesn't know is city life as she was raised on a farm(with with her grandmother/Koiwais mother)
>I don't remember that at all, when was that?
I don't remember what chapter exactly, I think it was some time after Grandma has visited

>>279975227
She was in an unusual mood that day.

>>279957372
>>279956061
nWAAAHAAAAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcdYB8vF_c

>>279975598
>no fun allowed
I bet you're just a SEA monkey yourself.

>>279976694
go back to whatever wretched shounen general you crawled out of

>>279974394
>every time I look at Asagi I see future Yotsuba.
They have the exact same personality.

>>279974394
Don't give Jumbo weird ideas

>>279975877
>making him the most based cartoonist to ever exist.
Checked.
Apparently he owns a bookstore now and used to sneak in autographed copies of Calvin and Hobbes into his stock, until he found out people were flipping them online for profit, so he stopped even that. Dude has an iron will when it comes to protecting his comics.

>>279973922
who TRACED who?

next is pizza time

>>279975227
it was funny asf tho

>>279960914
Fetcher. Fletcher is someone who makes bows and arrows

>>279975598
People can immediately tell she's a foreigner by looking at her.

>>279980902
Just because you can't tell Asian people apart doesn't mean the Japanese can't.

>>279980932
They can't either dude.

>>279975598
She probably looks European, considering when she went to Fuuka's school, one of the students said "Hello" to her in English. But yeah, she was adopted as a baby, so her appearance is about as far as it goes.

>>279975810
Yes, you're correct that if you can say one word in a foreign language you technically can speak that language, at least to some degree. Any other pedantic truisms you'd care to bless us with? Incidentally I can speak every language in the world, at least to some degree. Cool right?

>>279974976
Asagi can be such an evil bitch she's everything but perfect outside her looks.

>>279981924
I'm saying her speaking at least some English can be taken as an indication that she spoke English as her former native language, whereas there is zero implication that she knows any other language besides that and Japanese.

>>279960888
Did Yotsuba give him an existential crisis?

>>279975002
Yomi is probably bloated to hippopotamic proportions by now...

>>279974394
>>279978409
Who will be her Torako, Miura or Ena?

>>279974841
Out of 10!

>>279975810
Saying 'Hello' isn't 'speaking english to some degree'. I can say cyka blyat, does that mean I speak russian?

>>279975810
Also,
>If you have anything in the manga to show that her native language is something other than English, go ahead.
You just outed yourseld as non-white. White people understand that the burden of proof is on the accusation.

>>279975810
The irish don't speak english, thoughbeit

>>279983548
Okay Seamus O'ConnorIRAstein

>>279982705
mi-chan

>>279983874
This

>>279982396
Or it can be taken as an indication that she heard someone say "hello" once in a movie or as a loanword (which is quite common in Japan) and remembered it.

>>279983874
no thoughts
only candy

>>279983548
they sure as hell don't speak irish

>>279983548
>thoughbeit
Neither do you apparently.

>>279986131
lurk moar

>>279986451
Zoomspeak isn't english no cap fr.

>mfw i killed daily yotsuba anon

Yotsuba & Pizza

>>279987216
So they kept Fuuka's ball

>>279987311
>"Yotsuba gets (You)s sometimes too, you know!"

>>279984275
it's that easy

TL NOTE: Housewife mans Fuuka.

>>279987352
yots on the puter

>>279987417
BONK

>>279987339
>It's so western
How does she even realizes about that?

>>279987446
awww

>>279987503
>hawaiian

>>279987456
She used to live in the west so she has a good understanding of these things.

>>279987539
What kind of pizza do they even have in ireland?

>>279987311
>yotsuba as a housewife
I think my great grandchildren would die before azuma's children makes that chapter

>>279987417

>>279987665
fatsuba

Done. Nobody does it like the romans.
See you tomorrow!

>>279987696
Sankyuu

>>279987696
yotsuba has suddenly become american

>>279969549
nice job
>>279955341
thank you OP

>>279987777
quads dont lie

I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayd-a44Nca4&ab_channel=TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles-Topic

>>279987634
Pineapple pizza

Today's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bB0FNGlrEs

>>279987665
It's too much for a small kid, but yeah, pizza is just too much for a kid. They usually aren't able to stop eating it.

>>279987696
Thanks!
Of all the types of pizza I've tasted, I like my country's style way more than the rest but the original italian ones are quite good

>>279987777
Always has been

>>279987352
>we'll order it on the computer
does anyone have that one screenshot of some anon's word doc with a step by step guide ordering pizza through the phone?

>>279987216

>>279987626
>>279987650
Azuma is so good at depicting the mannerisms of children. It's hard to believe he's not a father himself.

>>279968360
It's a type of jerky

>>279967431
Nice work

>>279987696
Thanks. I've always said, if there's ever a unified humanity, it's flag has got to have a pizza somewhere on it.

fuck now i want pizza

>>279987485
What does she say in jap?

>>279988583
He's not? I thought he made the manga because he was.
>>279987675
i member this one

>>279987696
I suddenly feel like pizza for dinner tonight.

>>279987503
pineapplebros we won.

>>279987696
Thanks OP

>>279980932
there's a whole bunch of 1st generation Koreans living in Japan with Japanese names and nobody knows they're Korean.

>>279987634
Guinness, potato, and Jameson. They serve it in glasses.

>>279987329
its MUTZAREL

>>279989051
I picked up a frozen one today because I was lazy. Didn’t know what chapter it was.

>>279989543
mozaza?

>>279987503
>that brings your total to...
Ah yes, this is before smartphones and Paypay

wait til yotsuba hears that american children get pizza day once a week at school for lunch

>>279989659
gabagool?
ova here

>>279989659

>>279987696
>was in rome last year for a few days
>brother gets a pizza slice with all these green pasty looking stuff it on it as we head to the zoo
>decide i'll get one later
>brother says it's one of the tastiest pizzas he's ever had
>place was shut by the time we got back from the zoo
>couldn't even try it the next day because we had to leave rome for tivoli
I still wonder what it was, I suspect basil or something.

>>279987417
get bonked, doofus

>>279987650
nooo don't suck

>>279983874
I used to call her mini-Fuuka

>>279987216
Lose your humanity, Koiwai

>>279987417
No pizza = no manners

>>279987417
https://youtu.be/6TP0abZdRXg?si=4xPeLCZyAu6Pbe0I

>>279987536
Yotsuba has to learn how bad it is.

>>279987429
Oh yeah been there
The first time I ordered pizza by phone (not app btw, but with a phonebook) I was like this

>>279988583
If yotsuba were real all of the toppings would have slid off.

>>279987594
What a good chapter, it reminds me when fast food like pizza was only bought at special occasions so everytime time we bought one it felt AMAZING.

>>279987696
Thanks OP

>>279988885
Basically the same thing, translation is more or less 1:1.

>>279987329
Wait, Yotsuba can read katakanas well? Cool.

>>279990573
she's a surprisingly competent reader considering her disabilities

I'm going to get a pizza tomorrow.

>>279989995
Probably pesto. It is in fact fucking delicious.

>>279983407
Kek made me laugh

>>279982335
Oh relax anon she's just a little saucy

>>279990723
Yeah, that's probably it.
I'll have to look around and see if any local places do them.

>>279989051
Me too, but I already have something else for dinner.

>>279975933
Yotsuba & Backpacks

>>279983874
Mii-chan a cute

I always read yotsuba with a sliiiiiight grin

>>279987352
>Main screen turn on

>>279987382
Yotsuba's tiny fingernails are cute

>>279989237
>nobody knows they're Korean.
Except all the Japanese and Koreans who can tell the difference. Obviously you have some cross-breeding which might make it difficult just like it can sometimes be hard to tell if an American is black or just tanned, but overall you can tell the difference between a Korean and a Japanese person.

>>279989237
>1st generation Koreans living in Japan with Japanese names and nobody knows they're Korean
And you know this because?

>>279976160
She knows what udon is because she's had some since moving to town.

>>279991794
>Except all the Japanese and Koreans who can tell the difference.
So none? Genetically, the japanese aren't that different from koreans not counting mixing with ainu.

>>279987339
>Can't cook his own pizza
Laugh at the pizzalet!

>>279987576
>So this is pizza, huh? Not bad...

>>279992013
>I know this because I'm Japanese and Korean

>>279992067
No I know that genetic thing because I've looked it up. Also I knew that the yamato that that took over ancient japan all came from korea/china.

>>279991794
>>279991914
name one (1) thing that would give it away if they had a Japanese name and no Korean accent

>>279987417
Koiwai needs to step up his bonking game. I don't even see any spherical head bump there.

>>279987610
Little hamster nibbling

>>279987216
>PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>279987626
This is now a gourmet manga.

>>279987311
smug yotsu

>>279987535
too fucking cute

Koiwai is levitating.

I want blue cheese pizza

I hope the next chapter has Yanda. Been a while since we last saw him.

>>279989237
>and nobody knows they're Korean
This is the part where you're wrong.

>>279987446
Big crocs

>>279987675
I have done this before, but it was with noodles. How many of you anons have also overeaten to the point of throwing up as a child?

>>279993106
I think it does, actually.

>>279987696
Thanks anon

>>279993106
Apparently Azuma likes drawing Koi hanging with the bros, but refrains from doing it too often since they tend to shift the spotlight away from Yotsuba herself

>>279994156
eh, i'm bored of yotsuba. i'm ready for koiwai to become the protagonist. his daughter will make a great side character.

>>279987696
thanks, OP. I was given pizza last weekend for my volunteer work, and will be given pizza this upcoming weekend for more volunteer work.
And then, next week, I plan on making my own pie for 4th of July movie night

>>279988508
Yes.
A rat is also involved.

>>279994676
thanks, anon
completely forgot about the rat
what a classic screenshot

>>279994676
I love that he scripted the "ummmm"s

>>279994676
I laugh but the only difference between me and this guy is that I don't actually write any of it down.

>>279987610

>>279987279
the pure panic for a moment where he thinks she might have taken important mail

>>279994676
>two big pizzas, 30 wings
damn this guy must be fat

>>279996579
nah brah he's just bulkin'

>>279988758
>I've always said, if there's ever a unified humanity, it's flag has got to have a pizza somewhere on it.
I don't like Pizza

>>279987417
>all dailies are connected

>>279987461
>pizza tower

>>279987665
full of peetsa

>>279987417
Bonksuba

>>279987311
yotsuba is the zodiac killer....

>>279987339
Pizza is one of the easiest foods to make, Koiwai you melvin

>>279987610
>>279987626
This lacks realism. She should be getting grease everywhere

>>279987261
>Melu melu, melu melu
>>279987352
They are so cute
>>279987696
Thanks OP, I want peetza too now

Japan is crazy. The Domino's close to the Osaka AirBnB I stayed at had terrible ratings due to reports of dangerous driving.

>>279997988
Technique and ingredients aside, I don't think they have an oven, only a stove top.
Plus, the kitchen is tiny. Koiwai had to set his coffee grinder on top of his dinner table.

>>279993830
I don't remember, I don't think I ever did, my parents probably stopped me before that happen

>>279997988
Not if you don't have an oven, which many Japanese homes sadly lack. It's kind of annoying really. I got an overly expensive small electric oven and if I try to actually cook anything in it at serious temperatures, it trips the breaker.
The really nice restaurants we go to though that take pizzas seriously have custom stone ovens, they're great.

>>279998154
japanese houses are pathetic. my kitchen is probably bigger than koiwai's entire house. they should have learned their lesson back in 1945

>>279994156
But Yotsuba is one of the guys!

>>279994676
Genuinely asking, how do you deal with the rat

>>280000455
Call an exterminator, and I think you'll have to replace the oven if it has 2 weeks worth of rat shit in it.
He said it's an apartment, so that should be the landlord's problem.
Unless the lease specifically says that ovens are the tenant's responsibility, then it's the landlord's responsibility. Call code enforcement if the landlord doesn't. That usually scares them into actually doing something.
Assuming he lives in America, since I don't know how it works in other places.
That said, if he needs a script to order pizza, then there's no way he's making 3 phone calls to deal with his rat problem.

>>280000455
Whip it with a belt, buckle end out.

>>280000455
It's not ever just one rat
For every rat you see there are 10 you don't

>>279987446
kek

>>280000455

>>279992130
Their facial features looking different?

>>279987417
>mfw no pizza

>>279998275
>which many Japanese homes sadly lack.
What the fuck? The stove-top is going to take the same amount of room anyway, why wouldn't you have an oven considering how incredibly useful it is for cooking?

>>280000455
You buy a cat. It's the only thing those moochers are good for.

>>280001993
but they look the same?

>>279987675
>>279993830
Woah anon, you reminded me of something. One day I ate a bunch of stuff in a party in secret, then when we got home I asked mom to make me instant noodles. After a few minutes I was throwing up all over the room, and the noodles were barely disgested.

To this day, 19 years later, I still don't eat that type of instant noodle, because every time I look at it it reminds me of vomit lmao

>>279987696
Thanks OP! I might eat Pizza for Yotsuba today

>>280002066
>The stove-top is going to take the same amount of room anyway
A typical japanese stove-top looks like this. Whether small apartment or medium-sized house, there isn't much variation. The tray in the middle is for quickly broiling fish; it isn't good for much else. I've tried making toast in it numerous times, and it almost always ends in tears. It isn't even ideal for heating up other meats.

>why wouldn't you have an oven considering how incredibly useful it is for cooking
You would have to explain to the japanese how useful it is because the japanese do not habitually bake. When they do, it's usually something small that a microwave-sized electric oven can handle. I've never seen a japanese eat a casserole. When I made them roast potatoes and sausage rolls, they squealed in delight at the novelty. Most people, when not eating out, eat rice, fish, rice, vegetables, rice, miso, rice, curry, and rice. The japanese word for "meal" IS rice. Meat and vegetables are "side dishes". If they want "bread" they'll either buy something wrapped in plastic from the store, or make it in their rice cooker. There's a bakery in every decent-sized neighborhood... /maybe/. When covid hit, they all began wrapping their croissants in plastic. Consider that the japanese mindset does not find this a capital offense.

(Obviously, exceptions to this exist, like people with a professional interest in chefery, but they are comparatively rare).

>>280000106
Exactly.

Westoids are weird
>they arr rook same to me, so they must not be able to tell each other apart either!

>>280002672
One of my favorite chapters

>>279996746
then you're not human, sorry you had to find out this way

>>280002770
name a visible difference.

>>280000455
Just get thick leather gloves and fucking grab it. It's a fucking rat. If it can't bite or scratch you, it has to power.

>>280003748
>grab the rat
>it offers you treasures in exchange for its freedom
What do?

>>280003230
The face.

>>280003792
Never trust it, rats are notorious swindlers

>>280002519
Man that sounds awful. Even putting aside actual baking, it feels like half the meals I make involve the oven in some way.

>>280003819
what part of the face?

>>280003843
I'm more of a frying pan man personally

>>280003843
Just because you're used to it. NTA but I don't have an oven because the culinary culture of my country doesn't need it either. When I used to have one I barely used it a couple times a year even though I eat homemade food every day.

he lives...

>>279991225
If you go to any places that do real Neapolitan pizzas (the ones with the big flame-brick oven in the back) they almost certainly will sell a pesto pizza.
If you haven't ever had pesto, you're in for a treat, in my opinion. So good.

>>279987696
Thank you for posting.

>>279992199
plap yotsuba's dad!

>>280002519
>make it in their rice cooker.
Huh?

>>279990723
what's all this GREEN SHIT on my fucking PIZZA!?

>>280000455
You ever bricked a rat before? Well you're gonna learn how

>>280002519
>Meat and vegetables are "side dishes"
godless barbarians

>>280007057
>make it in their rice cooker
there's a manga about this coming out right now, I think it got daily'd or just tl released a little while back here

>>280000455
Shoot it.

>>280003985
THE JOMON/YAYOI PHENOTYPE SLPIT

>>279987329
>>279989543

>>280008019
my nigga most native japanese have yayoi looks

>>280008019
Why are you people so obsessed with Jomons?
It's like those spics that are obsessed with aryan shit

>>280002519
>The japanese word for "meal" IS rice
Fascinating.
I just checked if the English 'meal' (as in feast) comes from 'meal' (as in flour). It doesn't.
The first 'meal' comes from an old Germanic word that describes an appointed time - the second 'meal' comes from an old Germanic word for grinding.
And one doesn't seem to originate in the other. Their respective reconstructed roots in Proto-Indo-European apparently are meh₁- and melh₂-
Both senses of 'meal' also sound very similiar in modern German (Mahl; Mehl)

>>279955327
i think this is one of my top five chapters of the serie. Its peak yotsubato with all those panles without dialoge.

>>280008019
Few japanese are jomon.

>>279987446
She is so funny god damn it

>>279987311
>>279987320
>Yotsuba plays with garbage
I remember collecting laminated used-car-dealership advertisements from random people's windshields, for some reason. Those credit card sized WE BUY YOUR CAR NOW ones, printed on colorful cardboard.
Had a whole stack of them. Kids can be pretty retarded

>>280010902
You were doing them a favour by getting rid of them, lol.

What kinda shitty pizza leaves so many crumbs

>>279994676
>instead of starving, it's thriving
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his sauna. focused. flourishing.

>>280011318
I'll go ahead and guess the type that isn't drenched in wop sweat

>>279987461
>>279997462
>leaning tower of pizza

>>280000455
Call pest control. But we're talking about a guy who had to write down a step by step guide to order a pizza and whose first instinct when faced with the rat was call mom and dad. He lost before it even began.

>>279990256
>>279987536
fuck you, i like it

>>280011562
What a pathetic attempt at a comeback.
When was the last time you ate a crumbly pizza?

>>280011318
this one

>>280012230
>we taught japan how to make pizza wrong, as a joke

I've put corn on pizza few times after seeing japs do it, it can work pretty well

>>280010167
>It doesn't.
That is interesting, but I guess that even if they have different roots they ended up converging due to their similarity.

>>279987348

>>280012230
Do Americans really?
>>280012685
You mean corn isn't a standard topping in America?

>>280012772
No, in this case Americans don't really. It's a Japanese person's exaggerated fever dream of what an American pizza might look like.

>>280012022
I haven't eaten pizza in my life. I don't like any food with sauce. Cheese on a burger is my limit.

>>280014278
Congratulations on your autism.

>>280014278
Are you a fucking carthusian monk, or just extremely autistic?

>>279992845
>Me when my friend told me if I liked GTA, I should try Red Dead Redemption

>>280003843
It is awful. Japan is a complete shithole.

>>279987594
I eat pizza with a fork and knife. You know, like a White person.

>>279988583
I can only assume he has a niece or a nephew at least, that he sees often. It really is pretty accurate for the most part.

>>279991794
>it can sometimes be hard to tell if an American is black or just tanned
Lol.
Then again, I guess almost every maerican is mixed at this point, so a big, flat nose or nappy hair probably is standard for you guys.

But actual white people e.g. Europeans never look like a "lightskin" black, no matter how tan they are. The facial structure is just completely different.

Meanwhile Japs and Koreans look essentially identical.

>>280000455
Open teh oven and fight it like a man? It's a fucking rat, not a gorilla. Although any resonably fit adult male should be able to take down a gorillatiger too with proper technique and a bit of luck.

>>280000455
Wouldn't it eventually suffocate if the door is closed?

>>280014831
Lel I changed it from gorilla to tiger and forgit to remove 'tiger'

>>280014728
Actual Japanese people and actual Korean people look different. Though obviously the difference isn't as big as between Europeans and Africans, it's more like the difference between Nordics and Italians.

>>280014728
>Then again, I guess almost every maerican is mixed at this point, so a big, flat nose or nappy hair probably is standard for you guys.
You really need to get off the internet.

>>279987503
>>279987536
>>279990256
Nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza. Sweet acidity and salty savoriness go well together. It's not the best, but it's fine.
If you don't want fruit on your pizza, better scrape off the tomato sauce

>>280014278
It tastes like a dream.

>>280014625
https://youtu.be/9Z-vdx_PcgU

Yotsuba & Bubbles

>>280015032
I don't think ovens are 100% airtight. But given their function, maybe they are and I'm just dumb.

>>280015085
Look different in what ways?

>>280012230
Best to worst, go.
South's barbecue > West's Angus steak > North's fried fish > East's BLT

>>280016037
Jeez, Yots, FOUR pizzas?

>>280015354
>better scrape off the tomato sauce
Not a fair comparison. Tomato's literally have msg in them. They're more savoury than they are sweet. Not to mention the stuff added to the sauce to make it more so.

>>280016124
Chapter ruined

>>280016124
Where the fuck did Jumbo go?

>>280016226
holy shit Yanda did something cool

>>280016291
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>280016291
:O

>>280016264
Indirect Yanda kiss

>>280016341
\o/

>>280016372
now we're talking

>>280016372
なんだこれは!?

>>280015218
Read the post I was replying to. Aparently tanned american "Whites" look similar to blacks.

>>280016151
Legendary page.

>>280016466
ded

Done. Perhaps the wound will never heal.
See you tomorrow!

>>280016535
Sankyuu

>>280016430
>spends about 20 bucks in toys to mess with a kid
Yanda is a real dork

>>280016595
An inspiration to uncles everywhere

>>280016595
Money well spent

>>280016412
Get off the internet man. Go for a walk.

>>280016291
It this chavo del ocho reference?? Yanda is so Kiko

>>280016535
Thanks for posting!
It's adorable to think of a young guy like Yanda going to store, buying an entire basket of bubble toys, just so he can tease Yotsuba on his lunch break

>>280010902
You probably liked the fact they were minorly different form one another yet uniform in size.
You were just a proto Pokemon card collector

Why do we hate Yanda again?

Yanda's finest moment.

>>280016466
i can't believe Yotsuba is fucking dead

>>280016948
No. Azuma didn't reference your favorite mexican sitcom, Pedro. Stop asking.

Today, Yanda was a good guy

>>280016595
Jumbo spent a couple hundred to go to Hawaii for a few hours to mess with a kid.
Koiwai's friend group are all maniacs who beef with minors.

>>280016171
Kek Jumbo hasa a great sense of humor

>>280016037
those pancake batter boxes in the background lol
captcha S2P4P4

>>280016333
>keep it up.
lel

>>280016595
That's what uncles are supposed to do doofus

>>280016372
Yanda is so cool, I wanna grow up to be just like Yanda

>>280016948
your enthusiasm is a little embarrassing, hispabro

>>280016333
Sometime put (you)s on all the bubbles

>>280016037
nose spotted

>>280016051
full-tummy man is literally me

>>280016124
ENTER The Magic Hat Man

>>280016535
Thanks op

>>280016360
damn, he really went all in

>>280016493
>cry laughing
Almost as rough as cry eating.

>>280016444
SOFT & WET

>>280016430
How long was he planning to keep up this bit

>>280016535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D16mcfdP38&ab_channel=NoBullshitClips

>>280016191
>Might get sick
>Might get bored
A true dad

>>280016316
>We only have one tent
>Let's invite Miura and Ena
What did Jumbo mean by this

>>280016444
>La La Land (2016)

>>280017760
Speaking of, it definitely seems like Miura's interaction with Jumbo really peters out in the later chapters even over the camping arc

>>280016124
CHAPTER SAVED!

>>280000455
There's always a way.

>>280016333
Perspective is a bit wonky in the first panel.

>>279996579
Some are for the rat

>>280016522
Fun times.
>>280016535
Thx mate.

>>280016326
Cute couple.

>>279997988
I suck at making dough

>>280019572
Looks fine to me

>>280014728
I work in turism and I think I've started to tell the difference
If they are round they might be Chinese
If they are thin they might be japanese
If they are square they might be korean
If their skin is very tanned they might be SEA

>>280016251
Tsun

>>280016316
Ena and Miura? Yotsuba's tard wranglers

Yanda improved this chapter

>>280016535
Thanks OP

>>280014728
>Meanwhile Japs and Koreans look essentially identical.
They don't, at all. They're easy to differentiate once you spend a few years (or decades) in the east.

>>279994676
My cat brought in mice all the time. At first I didn't see the harm but if she kills theme there's blood and guts everywhere, if the mice escape they can become hugely annoying because they hide super well and eat food and reach places you thought were impossible. And the cat doesn't find out about it because it's sleeping 23 hours a day. My cat is STILL disappointed I grab the mice and kill them with a hammer

>>280016466
NOOOO!

>>280016928
Tell that to the guy i was replying to, retard. Alternatively, seethe and dilate harder.

>>280016316
>>280019246
Reading this in Japanese, I surely thought I was missing something due to my limited translation ability. Turns out Jumbo is just a freak.

>>280020574
They don't have room for yotsuba in their one tent is what he means.

>>280019541
my sidelined HERO

>>280002519
>>280010167
Interestingly, in Ancient Greek they had a similar phenomenon where the word for “grain” (σῖτος) became the general word for food/meal. Just like how rice was so fundamental to the Japanese diet that the word for the grain itself (米) evolved into the broader concept of a meal (飯)
There are even theories that civilization could not exist without grain agriculture, as the surplus food production allowed for specialization of labor, cities, writing systems, etc. So it makes sense that these staple grains would become so linguistically dominant that they subsume the entire concept of “food” itself.

>>280016476
I've seen this irl! Sometimes it just doesn't hurt that much, but kids will still scream from the top of their lungs until they receive that attention, they know very well what their cries and screams can achieve

>>280019541
thats not how binoculars work

>>280016466
>>280016476
Yanda's fault btw
>>280016535
Thanks you for posting.

>>280000455
Use the 'spin'

>>279955012
>>279987404
I feel like these guys' faces are too realistic-ally drawn. Like Yotsuba's obviously a cartoon character but even compared to Kowai these guys don't match.

>>280016360
Yanda should be voiced by Tomokazu Zeki

>>280016466
>Ack!
>I violated myself

>>279987461
>Juralumin memory loss arc.

>>280020336
What you're doing is basically the cat equivalent of taking cookies out of the cupboard and then throwing them in the toilet.
He was gonna eat them later!

>>280016124
is yanda a cat?

>>279987201
la creatura

>>280021189
>surplus food production allowed for specialization of labor, cities, writing systems
And booze

>>280012230
the fuck is this shit

>>280016466
Yanda planned this.

>>280012000
Great digits
Sweet and savory is a cornerstone flavor combo and it only gets crap cause Hawaiian is standout unique pizza in an otherwise competitive market, so it gets attacked
Stay strong

>>280016948
I really doubt that Azuma would see that

>>280016303
>Wood
Of course I'd say that too
Fucking hell, I feel like an old mom saying that

>>280022474
kek i never noticed that. Why I like these threads, other anons point out details I miss

>>280022931
yanda is a kon lookalike

>>280016405
>>280016430
kek

>>280016466
It was >>280019008 using plunder!

>>280016466
off

>>280017016
cuz he's going bald
also, he ate yotsuba's ice cream

>>280016493
>>280016509
>>280016522
kek
>>280016535
thanks
maybe it kinda rearranged her neurons

>>280016316
>Miura's mom let her daughter go with a stranger
>TWICE

>>280024175
The only time they didn't have Fuuka as chaperone was during the fishing excursion, which was during the day.
She was there when they went stargazing and camping.

>>280016068
>>280016095
God why didn't I think of doing dumb shit like this when my nephews were younger?

>Fuuka appears
>instant best chapter
>Yanda appears
>instant best chapter
>lesbos appear
>instant worst chapter

>>280024430
>She was there when they went stargazing and camping
Stargazing yes, camping no.

>>280024787
What about Mii-chan

>>280024817
instant mid chapter

>>280024891
Well screw you too

>>280014278
You're like me bro

>>280014278
How are picky eaters like you not outrageously fat?
Also cheese isn't a sauce what the fuck

>>280024787
>Yotsuba appears
>greatest chapter ever

>>280025010
>not eating sauce and even cheese is barely okay
>means you become fat
what? It's the opposite. Do you know how many calories most sauces have?

>frogpost still up
/a/ has fallen

>>280024175
>stranger
Jumbo is fucking her, don't tell Miura though

>>280025091
Do you even understand just what actually classifies as a sauce?

>>280025673
do YOU?
The fact that you think eating ANYthing less means you becomes fat already shows your mind is somehow screwed up with basic logic.

good night yotsuba thread

>>280016291
Small children fucking love bubbles. My niece would spend hours playing with a simple bubble wand. My heart broke when my parents got her an automatic bubble making toy for her birthday, because I saw the look in her eyes when she pressed the button and a million bubbles flooded out. Like I'd just seen someone's brain raped clean by dopamine. Something nice and innocent weaponized into... that.

Well, we all have to put up with far more intense sensations before we can finally die.

Yanda doesn't know it, but he peaked here. This was it. This was his 4 touchdowns in a single game.

>>280026430
>ahma firan mah bubbleees

>>280021455
Babies when they're first born have no ability to "self-soothe", they have to get soothing from a external source. They gradually learn to do it themselves over the next year or so. But children still have that overwhelming urge to seek soothing from someone else, they've just been repressing it and self-soothing. When they act like this it's because they're succumbing to that urge, either because they're sick and tired of repressing it or because they're just happy to have an excuse.

This urge never really goes away, we as adults have just become so calcified and afraid of embarrassment that the instinct to seek soothing from someone else barely registers as an option.