You have been summoned as Louise's familiar instead of Saito. What do you do?

>>279969100 (OP)
I fuck the princess.

>>279969100 (OP)
Marry Louise.

>>279969100 (OP)
Marry Eleonore.

>>279969100 (OP)
Marry Tabitha.

>>279969100 (OP)
After the end of season 2, I do what Saito did and sacrifice myself to fight the army, except instead of going back to Louise right away, I change my name, don black armour, learn black magic and wield an edgy looking sword and just follow her around to see how she reacts to my "death".

>>279969264
My man LOVES tsunderes.

>>279969100 (OP)
Marry Tiffania

>>279969100 (OP)
rape the tsun

>>279969411
With all my heart.

>>279969100 (OP)
Discard her entirely and proceed to pump hot iron into Kirsche every day

>>279969100 (OP)
Marry Montmorency.

>>279969100 (OP)
Make Louise fall deeply in love with me then fuck Henrietta.

>>279969100 (OP)
fuck Louise's mother

>>279969803
I'd go back in time then fuck Louise's mother.

>>279969100 (OP)
I love Emilia.

>>279969100 (OP)
don't put up with any of that tsundere shit, and demand a wage

>>279969812
I'd go back in time with Louise's mother and then have a threesome with both young and old versions of her.

Make sweet love to her

>>279969100 (OP)
Sex, intense sex with Louise every single day.

>>279969100 (OP)
We are immediately beginning research on how to have Louise summon the rest of the tsundeRies so I can have a harem of them.

>>279970706
Aren't they all too jealous and angry to be part of a harem?

>>279970706
>>279971178
Cheating on Tsunderies!

>>279969188
>>279969566
>>279970541
>>279970636
This
Louise is love.

>>279971178
>Aren't they all too jealous and angry
That's the best fucking part!

>>279971344
They'll murder you.

>>279971397
>>279971178
Depends on how dere they get.
Super-dere tsunderie would most likely see other girls love as confirmation of her man's superiority.

>>279971397
They would never.

How does /a/ feel about discount Dragon Louise? Her show triggered my brother, so I'll never not find it funny.

>>279969100 (OP)
[x] genuflect.

>>279969100 (OP)
Make love to Louise.

>>279970706
Living the dream.

>>279969100 (OP)
I ask her to tie me up and whip me harder

>>279971178
They secretly like it. Louise is almost openly OK with it

>>279974785
I love tsunderies.

>>279969163
>>279969188
>>279969264
>>279969281
>>279969556
>>279969677
>>279969708
>>279969786

Amazing how contested was the harem in a show with Louise on the title

>>279977096
That's why it's a good harem

>>279969100 (OP)
Make fun of her foot odor repeatedly until she punishes me by making me smell her feet.

>>279977096
Louise is still the cutest.

>>279977096
Louise is so fucking cute when she's angry or pouting. And her flatness makes her all the more charming!

>>279979232
I love Louise so much.

>>279969100 (OP)
Meet Henrietta

>>279977096
Louise ain't bad, but I prefer other girls. I would have made that elf into a mother of three

>>279969100 (OP)
I serve my lady. I always dreamed of being the butler/slave/lover/friend/guardian of an aristocratic brat.

>>279969100 (OP)
Yamaguchi needs to come the fuck back

I've been told there'd be a reboot/continuation. Was it a fucking lie?

>>279981302
Every ten years they literally float the same lie, and people believe it.

>>279981302
>>279981468
I don't know how it could possibly work unless it was a passion project. Louise alone would repulse many as contemporary audiences aren't fond of girls like her anymore. That and fantasy isekai harems are everywhere, so it would come off as an imitation rather than one of the inspirations.

>>279981125
Anon....
>>279981302
I don't think there's been any word on a reboot. And there's pretty much no reason for a continuation

>>279981302
Supposedly there was going to be a sequel, but the author died so they just finished the original story based on his notes and called it a day

>>279981701
On things that will never happen this one probably will not happen the least but here we go:


The world of zero no tsukaima is fairly rich and versatile, at least most new fans are left wanting more. The anime itself had a golden brochure so there isn't a good rationale for a 5th season.
However the possibilities are endless and there is enough slack to put side dish OVAs anywhen.

Even better would be a Fate style retellings with different shifts, Drama Henrietta route, Slice of Life Siesta Route, real world does a special military operation on halkeginia. The actual Light Novel climax was amazing despite having an inferior epilogue to the anime, it's left to adapt in theory.


Ultimately the biggest barrier is philosophical, Do we really need more? How ethical is to reanimate a series posthumously, is there even a point to redo products-of-its-time

>>279982044
>is there even a point to redo products-of-its-time
Excellent question, and for me, absolutely not; it's not a timeless work. Unless utmost care was used, it'd lose its meaning and "soul," so to speak.

>>279983595
>AIslop
*retching sounds*

>>279969100 (OP)
Ask her to step on my face

OTP

>>279977755

>>279983823
>Luddites
*retching sounds*
But it's not very good - the eyes are typically awful.

>>279969100 (OP)
befriend her but marry another girl, for me Louise was always the girl I liked the least

>>279984586
What a powerful midriff this cat has.

>>279982044
>real world does a special military operation on halkeginia
They made that and called it GATE

>>279969100 (OP)
>>279977096
never interact with her, she's terrible.

She's waiting for you, anon. Always.

You guys are retarded. She would be the sweetest housewife ever if you showed her, like, the bare minimum of loyalty. Just don't do any of Saito's retarded antics and she'll cave within a month.

>>279989931
This is correct. I wonder if they're legitimately on the spectrum.

>>279976737
Fake breasts. FAKE

>>279977391

>>279969100 (OP)
engage in my femdom fetish with Louise

>>279979232

>>279969100 (OP)
louise is my favorite kugimiya. glad the show had some progress at least.

>>279974785
sex with every kugyuu

>>279989931
>Just don't do any of Saito's retarded antics and she'll cave within a month.
She secretly likes his antics.

>>279991919
But that is a vagina, not a foot, anon.

>>279977755
aaaaaaaaaaaaa my heart
louise-tan!

>>279971178
Only at first

>>279993804
You wouldn't survive. Taiga alone would shred your back.

>>279989931
It's not that Louise is bad, it's that the competition is loaded

>>279994690
I will die for the cause

>>279994690
If there's a will there's a way. I will have my way with all 6 tsunderies.

Big talk coming from a bunch of anonymous posters

>>279996844
Nice ZR

>>279993871
> cucked again award

>>279996304
Louise looking plump today

>>279969100 (OP)
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Louise. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Louise as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>279998650
>lactation inducing biscuits
Wait, that's a thing?
I uh need to go to the store for some things

>>279969100 (OP)
Force character development and get Louise the harem of girls she deserves, starting with worst

I still read FoZ fanfics.

>>279979232
surely there are other small, petite girls in the world.

Such a lovely flat girl

>>279979232
>>279999782
surely there are other flat, petite girls in the world.

>>279969362
kek.

>>279999437
Who the fuck is writing them

>>279999437
post a good one. other than listening to the shitty halkagenia online one and imagining it's abridged sao instead of the boring slop it is, I cant think of a single good znt fic. they're basically all
>no Louise doesn't get to do anything cool anyway my edgelord VIDEO GAME chad is going to be in the spotlight for the next 500k words.

Imagining the various scenarios in something wittys format was wonderful though.

>>279977096
There was no contest louise was the only option and it was good

>>279998309
The safest way is to do it with someone flat and with her knowledge, maybe including her.

>>279969100 (OP)
360° and fuck her

>>280000915
Tappei Nagatsuki

>>280000941
https://syosetu.org/novel/222119/
japanese one

>>280003868
r-18
fucking boring

Anime design Louise or LN design Louise?

Please give me another feisty petite tsundere (or any tsundere really).

>>280004958
>tsundere
You'll get one in a blue moon.
>petite
That's not allowed anymore. You're not allowed to be attracted to small, adult women anymore.

Yamaguchi was one of the biggest loss of the industry

>>280004958
>>280005089
I missed Tsunderie and all the petite characters she voiced with otakucore designs.

>>280005089
This might come off as hyperbolic, but both of those are why I've mostly retreated from new anime and manga; it's devoid of what made me enjoy otaku media in the first place. Visuals novels are in better shape because of their niche but only slightly so.
I pray for a rebirth, a renaissance.

>>280000941
been binging syosetu recently
https://syosetu.org/novel/376295/

>>280006815
Honestly I'd feel bad for Louise if she summoned Frieren as a familiar, imagine summoning a mage who's better than you at magic.

>>280006968
Yeah but hot flat chested petit teenager + hot flat chested petite elf

>>280000941
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/familiar-evil-znt-resident-evil.896808/

>>279969100 (OP)
Fuck her till I die

>>279969100 (OP)
Having sex with the princess

S Agnes
A Henrietta Eleonor
B Tabitha Louise
C Kirche Tiffania
D Sylpheed Cattleya

>>279969100 (OP)
Have her step on me.

>>279969100 (OP)
Thank her for bringing me home. Whatever she wants as gratitude. Time for yet another re-watch

>>279969100 (OP)
Piss her off and have her stomp on my balls!

>>279994110
Paizuri

>>280008379
this one is really bad too, I did read some of it.

>>279969100 (OP)
I slap that whore princess for trying to steal me from Louise, her best friend. Conniving bitches must be corrected, yes I'm still fucking mad.

>>280003997
Is it even a debate, Yamaguchi and Usatsuka may have created the idea but the anime gave it a soul

>>280014497
One of the problems with the anime ending was not getting any more images like those.

A great thing about Louise is that she doubles as a cutting board.

>>280016259

I want to make out with Louise's cute delicious pink asshole!

>>280018423
>could just as easily make out with her pussy
>chooses her asshole (where shit comes from) instead
what the fuck is wrong with you?

For me it's Louise (red ver)

>>280018423

>>280018686
You don't truly love her if you aren't making out with her ass (after she properly cleaned it)

>>280020433
>>280018423
All tsundere, and especially tsunderie, have sensitive bumholes. We would be derelict in our duty to not thoroughly attend to them.

>>280021220
Are tsunderes unusually weak to anal?

>>280021220
>>280021333
Can confirm from personal experience that they all get meek and tame once you tease their anus

>>280021333
They tend to be quite prideful and sometimes wound-up. And so their bumhole is the bodily counterpart to that: the tsundere's vulnerability. To partake in their most sensitive spot is both accepting their true feelings and declaring your dominion over them. If you love your tsun, you'll love her butthole.

Less common but better than a tsunderie is a yui whore

>>280022052
Slighty angry but erotic tsunderies are the best

>>280022088
>erotic tsunderies
A bit redundant

>>279969100 (OP)
Do I look like Saito or myself?
Do I get Saito gandalfr powers or not?

>>280022382
>>279969100 (OP)
Can you read? Louise summons (you)!

by znt lore gandalfr is bound to Louise so as long as you kiss her once you get it. znt was always Teleport based intead of reincarnation based so you'll have to make it work I guess

>>280022562
I was asking whether it's like a Rudeus situation.
If I'm my ugly self then I don't see myself doing much. No chance that Siesta, Kirche, Henrietta, etc are going to be interested in me.
Maybe I'll try to form a contract, runs away, be a mercenary with my weapon god skills and rape girls during wartime or something.

>>280022941
Every girl in Halkeginia is a slut, you'll figure it out

>>279970706
who is your favorite tsundeRie

>>280024590
Shana.

>>280024590
Louise. But they are all amazing and I want them all

>>279969100 (OP)
Rape the maid

>>280022941
>runs away
No can do that, not with how this one works bro

>>280024590
Taiga or Nagi, maybe. But I concur with >>280024897: need 'em all.

>>280024590
Louise is the best character but Iori is the sexiest ngl... Shana needs her black spandex to be competitive. Taiga, Nagi and Aria can be stocked inside Alphonse for all I care

>Iori is the sexiest

STAY WITH ME thread kimi o mamoritai yo

>>280003868
Actually seems interesting but only 19 chapters.

>>280018686
It's the equivalent of waiting in line at the concession stand of a fair for some delicious cake, only to say " finally" and open up that manhole cover it happened to be right next to.

>>280026771
talk about fanfics then

>>280024590
Shana is easily the best of them all. She's the coolest, the cutest, and the sexiest.

>>280024590
Taiga. I was crushing on her so hard when I was a teenager. I'm pretty sure she's the reason why I'm so horny for tiny petite flat chested girls to this day.

I've only got two and it's already heating up!

>>280032320
heated

>>280032320
Goodness, now there are three of them!

>>280034220
what would happen if you temporarily favor one of them more than the other 2? will they tear each other apart or will they gang up on you?

>>280034255
Plug their butts to appease them

>>280034319
No! I want them tight

>>280034339
Then take your tsunrape like a man

>>279969100 (OP)
>What do you do?
Anal sex. Right in the butthole!