Thread 279976849 - /a/ [Archived: 850 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:32:29 PM No.279976849
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The series REALLY wanted you to forget that Sausage tried to kill Nachos here.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:35:03 PM No.279976926
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>>279976849 (OP)
sasuke tried to kill naruto a bunch of times. This isnt even the first time.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:46:50 PM No.279977305
man i really miss the days when naruto was a hot topic on /a/.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:26 PM No.279977429
>>279977305
It was no different from Franxx or AoT spam.
Oh boy, 5 billion Hinata confession threads, such joy.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:51:02 PM No.279977450
>>279977429
it sounds nice actually
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:52:06 PM No.279977482
>>279977429
Franxx was good fun.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:57:47 PM No.279977647
>>279977429
>>279977482
/a/ will never have these levels of sincerity ever again.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:01:42 PM No.279977776
>>279976849 (OP)
he was just pretending
>>279976926
here he was just catching a sniff
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:04:32 PM No.279977857
>>279977429
I unironically enjoy those kinds of threads. What's so great about the current content? It's nothing but waifu posting.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:05:09 PM No.279977875
Orochimaru went from evil incarnate to a wedding attendant btw atleast itachi had the foresight to die
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:06:31 PM No.279977922
>>279977857
I think you might be actually retarded.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:07:08 PM No.279977941
>>279977776
>he was just pretending
No he wasn't.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:08:19 PM No.279977985
Yeah, sorry.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:08:41 PM No.279977996
>>279977941
proof? Sauce is a very smart boy, he was playing the long game. He was so far ahead of Nart here that if he wanted to kill he could without any effort
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:10:19 PM No.279978051
>>279977922
no u
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:12:53 PM No.279978137
>>279976849 (OP)
kill yourself narutard
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:14:46 PM No.279978200
>>279977429
Pinkshitter seethe is eternal.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:18:45 PM No.279978307
>>279977996
He had to be stopped by Orochimaru, and even after that, he had to have Kabuto tell him how Naruto should be kept alive for the Akatsuki.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:21:00 PM No.279978371
>>279976849 (OP)
this pic is the only time sausage was stronger than nachos
after this, I don't get why sausage don't spam chidori around his body like in the last chapters
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:21:17 PM No.279978381
>>279978307
no he was stopped by Sai
>who his far ahead of as well
and then he was stopped by Orochi. If he wanted to kill he could without any effort
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:21:58 PM No.279978395
>>279978371
Because itโ€™s called Naruto not Sasuke Shippuden
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:27:07 PM No.279978528
>>279976849 (OP)
He wasn't going to and never planned to. Naruto saw right through his bullshit.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:50:51 PM No.279979170
>>279978528
He had to stopped by Oro and Kabuto. "he was only bluffing" is the most retarded and embarrassing cope you could make, lmao.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:45 PM No.279979198
>>279979170
you are wrong and probably stink real bad
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:52:06 PM No.279979211
>>279978381
>If he wanted to kill he could without any effort
He wanted and tried to kill them and was stopped by Orochimaru.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:55:02 PM No.279979302
>>279976926
Didn't Naruto have to use a rasengan to not be burned alive during the rooftop match?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:57:52 PM No.279979387
>>279979302
i doubt the fire ball jutsu would even burn a ninja muggle alive. it's not like sasuke had a choice when naruto threw 100 kage bunshins at him from the start
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:02:39 PM No.279979524
>>279979211
?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:07:18 PM No.279979671
>>279979198
You better stop trash talking me or I'll start sucking your dick harder than your dad does. You'll die nutting. I'm warning you.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:08:57 PM No.279979722
>>279977305
It still seems to be one of the most frequent and fastest type of topic to me
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:09:59 PM No.279979757
>>279976849 (OP)
At least he tried to do it sensually
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:22:14 PM No.279980114
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>>279976849 (OP)
Then Naruto had a sissy panic attack when people wanted Sasuke dead for all the terrible things he's done.
The series will always be tarnished because of it.
Once Jariya dies and Naruto "defeats" Pain, that's a good time to end the series, everything after that is unmitigated trash.
Sasuke could have raped, tortured, killed and eaten a thousand children and Naruto would still try to protect him from his consequences while having a panic attack over the fact that people want vengeance.
Naruto has one of the most unsatisfying final series of arcs of anything I've ever seen.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:42:23 PM No.279980629
>>279980114
>sissy panic attack
kek
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:46:48 PM No.279980735
>>279980114
Yeah.... sorry
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:48:53 PM No.279980784
>>279977647
zoomers hate sincerity
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:49:36 PM No.279980805
>>279977429
People getting so excited or pissed they flood the entire fucking board is a hilarious experience and if you dislike like it because it disrupt your shitty general of choice then you're genuinely a spiritual redditor
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:52:42 PM No.279980883
>>279980805
>it's so great when the hundred tourists who never post here beyond their designated shitting street spam the board en masse
Yeah, sure buddy.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:28:17 PM No.279981839
>>279980114
>Then Naruto had a sissy panic attack when people wanted Sasuke dead for all the terrible things he's done
Lmao, I didn't watch Shippuden. When did this happened?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:29:56 PM No.279981869
>>279981839
During the Five Kage Summit Arc after Naruto defeats Pain.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:31:04 PM No.279981898
>>279976849 (OP)
Why did they start Shippuden with this? It was weird as fuck.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:46:37 PM No.279982329
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>>279980114
>Naruto has one of the most unsatisfying final series of arcs of anything I've ever seen.
As much as I love Naruto, this is kinda undeniable. We don't even get to see him marry Hinata or become hokage in the series. Iirc the final episode of Shittuden ends with the camera panning up to the sky and going black at the start of his wedding and then he becomes hokage at the start of Boruturd. Like what the fuck dude.

The problem with everything post-Pain is that Naruto's TRUE goal was always to be respected by everybody in the village, he only ever wanted to be hokage because he believed that was the only way they'd ever see him as more than just a nuisance kid with a monster locked inside of him. After he defeated Pain the village acknowledges him as a hero and everybody loves him, so there's really nowhere left for Naruto's story to go, he already achieved his main goal that he set out to achieve at the start of the story. I think Madara was a fantastic villain with amazing build-up, but overall the war arc is retarded, way too long and drawn out, and Kaguya is an objectively trash villain and a LITERAL ass pull. Madara's appearance should have been more closely tied to Sasuke's character arc specifically instead of to the overall plot of the show, but I guess I can't really think of a much better direction to take things that still incorporates Madara after Sasuke achieves his main goal of "killing" Itachi. I think the war arc's main issue is how long it was and maybe even how grand in scale it was, even though the scale of the war is a big reason for why Madara seemed so badass. Idk, Kishimoto kinda wrote himself into a hole with the Pain arc tbdesu.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:50:31 PM No.279982441
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I was heartbroken as a kid when Sasuke punched a chidori straight through him.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:51:35 PM No.279982468
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>>279976926
Me when I fight diamond gief
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:59:05 PM No.279982698
>>279979524
He tried to kill them but could because both Sai and Yamato got in the way. What's so hard to understand about that?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:00:40 PM No.279982744
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>>279982441
I get that feel.
He should've punched a hole through his ass, if you know what I mean.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:16:46 PM No.279983230
>>279980114
I haven't watched/read that part. Is the panic attack in part due to him not wanting to accept that Sasuke really is a shitter? Love is blind, I get it.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:59 PM No.279983603
kishimoto wrote naruto thinking only in the weekly audience, every week there had to be a GOTCHA moment. and not as a serialized with volumes where everything connects and makes sense story.
I liked it due to how many friends I managed to make as a kid and teen thanks to it, following it weekly was fun. but the story was not well thought at all, the war arc was so bad that even when it was ongoing people noticed the issues. there was no more gotcha moments to pull out, then kaguya was made
kishimoto also had no fucking idea on how to deal with sasuke, specially because he became the main character half way through the time skip. sasuke's action had more impacts on the world than naruto. shit got bad
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:14:31 PM No.279984871
>>279977875
Part I and even early Part II Shippuuden Naruto really seemed to be building him up to be the ultimate villain, with Naruto constantly proclaiming he will get at Oro and bring Sasuke back from him and Oro also having been established as having certain limitations, hence his desire to acquire Sasuke's body and the Uchiha powers. He was incredibly powerful, but not quite invincible. Then Part II happened, and while we had some peak moments with Pain vs Jiraiya and Naruto, Orochimaru, and even Itachi, were absolutely turned into something they were not: morally grey or even good guys (the latter being the case with Itachi).
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:30:00 PM No.279985279
>>279982744
He did. If you want to know spoilers for the boruto leak sarada's sussanoo has whiskers becsuse Sakura was infertile and Naruto in harem jutsu served as the surrogate.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:30:15 PM No.279985283
>>279983230
There is a bit more context to that, he has to handle other villages putting a hit on Sasuke's head, the knowledge that Sasuke didn't come back after killing Itachi and even apparently abducted the Raikage's brother for the Akatsuki. Actually, didn't he learn that Itachi was also a good guy at that point?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:50:03 PM No.279985772
>>279980114
>or all the terrible things he's done
...like what, exaclty?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:05:48 PM No.279986152
>>279985772
Stabbed his friend to death in part 1
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:26:27 PM No.279986652
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>>279976849 (OP)
Sausage was a lost cause the moment he decided to join with the enemy that just decimated his village and killed its leader.
Basically only Nachos still wanted him back, and mostly because he felt guilty after promising Suckula.
Suckula was ready to suck Nachos' dick just to get him to stop.