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Anonymous No.279978912 [Report] >>279978962 >>279981946 >>279984759 >>279986882 >>279988108 >>279991847 >>279992527 >>279992909 >>279994187 >>280000541 >>280000692 >>280001214 >>280005900
Would you fertilize them?
Anonymous No.279978962 [Report]
>>279978912 (OP)
Only if by her giving me a tailjob/finjob
Anonymous No.279979271 [Report] >>279980840 >>279980984 >>279984732 >>279991694 >>279992356 >>280000542
Proof mermaid sex is boring.
Anonymous No.279980840 [Report]
>>279979271
Yeah dolphin sex is where it's at
Anonymous No.279980984 [Report] >>279983991
>>279979271
Not all fish do external fertilization, so that should hold for mermaids as well.
Anonymous No.279981946 [Report] >>279982043
>>279978912 (OP)
Get hundreds, perhaps thousands, of new dependents, no thanks.
Anonymous No.279982043 [Report] >>279982961
>>279981946
>dependents
Given the number of eggs she asked to fertilise(if you have enough semen), she is from a r-species which means that the time invested in taking care of their offspring is minimal to non-existence.
Anonymous No.279982162 [Report]
>free caviar
What's the catch?
Anonymous No.279982961 [Report]
>>279982043
99% of your kids die young, the rest don't know you from Adam; it doesn't look like an improvement to me.
Anonymous No.279983991 [Report] >>279984630
>>279980984
This gives me hope...
Anonymous No.279984630 [Report]
>>279983991
>This gives me hope...
Sorry about that.
Anonymous No.279984732 [Report]
>>279979271

https://youtu.be/UuMCoWGhsYI?si=nlKL6q-cMec8gEu8
Anonymous No.279984759 [Report] >>279987931
>>279978912 (OP)
>having to take care of 500 retarded half-muromi brats

Oh fuck no
Anonymous No.279986882 [Report]
>>279978912 (OP)
On the spot
*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.279987931 [Report] >>279989174
>>279984759
She's cute, but she's not the sharpest hook on the line.
Anonymous No.279988108 [Report] >>279988957
>>279978912 (OP)
Can I do Levia-san's instead?
Anonymous No.279988957 [Report] >>279991405
>>279988108
Can you handle her?
Anonymous No.279989174 [Report] >>279989623
>>279987931
What a dumb fish.
Anonymous No.279989623 [Report]
>>279989174
She's trying her best!
Anonymous No.279990220 [Report]
Does op happen to lurk threads for a certain breakwater club anime?
Anonymous No.279991405 [Report] >>279996596
>>279988957
If I can't, I'll gladly die trying.
Anonymous No.279991493 [Report]
Dolphins are alright
Anonymous No.279991694 [Report]
>>279979271
Sex with a seahorse girl is guaranteed not to be boring though.
Anonymous No.279991723 [Report] >>279992320 >>280002175
One cute brown mermaid, please.
Anonymous No.279991847 [Report]
>>279978912 (OP)
YES YES YES
Anonymous No.279992320 [Report] >>280002175
>>279991723
Anonymous No.279992356 [Report] >>279992403 >>279992617
>>279979271
It makes more sense for mermaids to be half dolphin or orca.
Anonymous No.279992403 [Report] >>279992442 >>279992617
>>279992356
manatee?
Anonymous No.279992442 [Report]
>>279992403
I mean sure, as long as it's a marine mammal to match the land mammal top half.
Anonymous No.279992527 [Report] >>280000541
>>279978912 (OP)
Futurama already did that joke.
Anonymous No.279992617 [Report] >>279997413 >>279999458
>>279992356
>>279992403
I'd rather a Selkie.
Anonymous No.279992909 [Report]
>>279978912 (OP)
I miss this show. Is the manga still going?
Anonymous No.279993927 [Report] >>280002175
Mermaid moments.
Anonymous No.279994187 [Report] >>279994448
>>279978912 (OP)
I think I'd have reproductive bits to be in the mammalian part with the fish transition starting at the back from the glutes and the pseudo thighs while being fused still retain some human shape leaving a sort of crotch pocket for the vagina in the front.
I think the lamia Miia from Monster Musume does a similar thing.
Anonymous No.279994448 [Report] >>279996810 >>279998205 >>280005764
>>279994187
>I think I'd have reproductive bits to be in the mammalian part
You're small minded, anon.
Anonymous No.279995278 [Report]
Anonymous No.279996596 [Report]
>>279991405
Based!
Anonymous No.279996810 [Report]
>>279994448
Snakes have cloacas.
Regular sex with her also counts as anal.
Anonymous No.279997413 [Report] >>279999458
>>279992617
This anon knows the good stuff.
Anonymous No.279998205 [Report] >>279999574
>>279994448
Would you, /a/?
Anonymous No.279999458 [Report]
>>279992617
>>279997413
Wish there would be more seal girls in anime, they're so cute and round and deserve more love.
Anonymous No.279999574 [Report] >>280000515
>>279998205
I wouldn't jack off to the concept but it wouldn't be deal breaker so if I was in love with a snake girl I'd be happy to fuck her tail pussy.
Anonymous No.280000515 [Report]
>>279999574
You're a true one, anon.
Anonymous No.280000541 [Report] >>280001476 >>280002900
>>279978912 (OP)
>>279992527
yeah, Futurama did it.

What are you even supposed to do? You just bust a nut on them? My load isn't big enough to inseminate a pile of fish eggs.
Anonymous No.280000542 [Report]
>>279979271
Sounds like you just lack creativity.
Anonymous No.280000564 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA
Anonymous No.280000692 [Report] >>280000806
>>279978912 (OP)
OK, but you will have to do all the work!
Anonymous No.280000806 [Report]
>>280000692
Especially orally.
Anonymous No.280001214 [Report] >>280002169
>>279978912 (OP)
Paizuri from Fuji-san!
Anonymous No.280001476 [Report]
>>280000541
>My load isn't big enough to inseminate a pile of fish eggs.
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.280002169 [Report] >>280002826 >>280006166
>>280001214
Anonymous No.280002175 [Report]
>>279991723
>>279992320
>>279993927
She's cute.
Anonymous No.280002826 [Report]
>>280002169
Fish tetas let's go!
Anonymous No.280002900 [Report] >>280004535
>>280000541
Fish nut blasts aren't that big either, and neither are frogs. You do it with a liquid medium so it's in a cloud. Use your head.
Anonymous No.280004535 [Report] >>280004777
>>280002900
>Fish nut blasts aren't that big either
They can literally fill up jars.
Anonymous No.280004777 [Report]
>>280004535
Speaking from experience?
Anonymous No.280005764 [Report]
>>279994448
Sauce?
Anonymous No.280005900 [Report] >>280006102 >>280006924
>>279978912 (OP)
Lewd mermaids: the show
Anonymous No.280006102 [Report] >>280006924
>>280005900
Anonymous No.280006166 [Report] >>280006924
>>280002169
Anonymous No.280006924 [Report]
>>280005900
>>280006102
>>280006166
Wasn't aware mermaids like cucumbers.