Would you fertilize them?

>>279978912 (OP)
Only if by her giving me a tailjob/finjob

Proof mermaid sex is boring.

>>279979271
Yeah dolphin sex is where it's at

>>279979271
Not all fish do external fertilization, so that should hold for mermaids as well.

>>279978912 (OP)
Get hundreds, perhaps thousands, of new dependents, no thanks.

>>279981946
>dependents
Given the number of eggs she asked to fertilise(if you have enough semen), she is from a r-species which means that the time invested in taking care of their offspring is minimal to non-existence.

>free caviar
What's the catch?

>>279982043
99% of your kids die young, the rest don't know you from Adam; it doesn't look like an improvement to me.

>>279980984
This gives me hope...

>>279983991
>This gives me hope...
Sorry about that.

>>279979271

https://youtu.be/UuMCoWGhsYI?si=nlKL6q-cMec8gEu8

>>279978912 (OP)
>having to take care of 500 retarded half-muromi brats

Oh fuck no

>>279978912 (OP)
On the spot
*unzips dick*

>>279984759
She's cute, but she's not the sharpest hook on the line.

>>279978912 (OP)
Can I do Levia-san's instead?

>>279988108
Can you handle her?

>>279987931
What a dumb fish.

>>279989174
She's trying her best!

Does op happen to lurk threads for a certain breakwater club anime?

>>279988957
If I can't, I'll gladly die trying.

Dolphins are alright

>>279979271
Sex with a seahorse girl is guaranteed not to be boring though.

One cute brown mermaid, please.

>>279978912 (OP)
YES YES YES

>>279991723

>>279979271
It makes more sense for mermaids to be half dolphin or orca.

>>279992356
manatee?

>>279992403
I mean sure, as long as it's a marine mammal to match the land mammal top half.

>>279978912 (OP)
Futurama already did that joke.

>>279992356
>>279992403
I'd rather a Selkie.

>>279978912 (OP)
I miss this show. Is the manga still going?

Mermaid moments.

>>279978912 (OP)
I think I'd have reproductive bits to be in the mammalian part with the fish transition starting at the back from the glutes and the pseudo thighs while being fused still retain some human shape leaving a sort of crotch pocket for the vagina in the front.
I think the lamia Miia from Monster Musume does a similar thing.

>>279994187
>I think I'd have reproductive bits to be in the mammalian part
You're small minded, anon.

>>279991405
Based!

>>279994448
Snakes have cloacas.
Regular sex with her also counts as anal.

>>279992617
This anon knows the good stuff.

>>279994448
Would you, /a/?

>>279992617
>>279997413
Wish there would be more seal girls in anime, they're so cute and round and deserve more love.

>>279998205
I wouldn't jack off to the concept but it wouldn't be deal breaker so if I was in love with a snake girl I'd be happy to fuck her tail pussy.

>>279999574
You're a true one, anon.

>>279978912 (OP)
>>279992527
yeah, Futurama did it.

What are you even supposed to do? You just bust a nut on them? My load isn't big enough to inseminate a pile of fish eggs.

>>279979271
Sounds like you just lack creativity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA

>>279978912 (OP)
OK, but you will have to do all the work!

>>280000692
Especially orally.

>>279978912 (OP)
Paizuri from Fuji-san!

>>280000541
>My load isn't big enough to inseminate a pile of fish eggs.
Skill issue.

>>280001214

>>279991723
>>279992320
>>279993927
She's cute.

>>280002169
Fish tetas let's go!

>>280000541
Fish nut blasts aren't that big either, and neither are frogs. You do it with a liquid medium so it's in a cloud. Use your head.

>>280002900
>Fish nut blasts aren't that big either
They can literally fill up jars.

>>280004535
Speaking from experience?

>>279994448
Sauce?

>>279978912 (OP)
Lewd mermaids: the show

>>280005900

>>280002169

>>280005900
>>280006102
>>280006166
Wasn't aware mermaids like cucumbers.