Thread 279984520

2D girls don't pee and poo but they menstruate

>>279984520 (OP)
They pee a lot

Take care of what?
Users of what?
Why would you think that whatever they use imply virginity or lack thereof?
Downvoted because shitty thread.

>>279984715
Incels think only non-virgins have periods.

>>279984520 (OP)
>>279984715
The author's note confuses me too.
Do people seriously think that only used goods keep track of when they menstruate? I had no idea that was some sort of common belief. Unless it's purely japanese thing

What is this some of that horoscope shit women like? Bitch get a fucking job

>>279984991
It's common. A lot of men think the hymen keeps the period blood from flowing through normally.

>>279984940
>>279985139
t. whore

virgin women exist only in 2d. they don't menstruate. they don't poop either. pee can go either way.

>>279985301
You're mentally ill

Who the fuck made this retard looney tunes species called women? Yes hello for my next invention I will create a mammal that is uhhh only able to create offspring few days a month and the number gets lower with age, the rest of the times she frontshits blood and her internal organs are useless, brilliant!

>>279984520 (OP)
Kinda wish this twitter fag would draw more, ITS(fuck you) humor is really great

i dont want to see cute 2D girls pooing bro

>>279985139
...that's for real?
Anyone living on this planet knows at least one story of either a relative, friend, or acquaitance, who as a young girl menstruated for the first time in a public setting and it was an awkward experience.
What do these anons think about it? Do they believe these little girls are already sexually active or were raped or something ....?

People with no sense of humor shouldn't be allowed on /a/. Imagine taking this seriously. Protip: anons play a persona for funposting reasons.

>>279985139
>>279986275
I'm aware that a ton of mangaka/writer are sexless teens but jesus christ

>>279985301
You are mentally sane.

>>279986275
I got 4 girls menstruating in my class. Very very hard to think that 4 11-13yo got sex back in my time. These days I see 14yo dressed like whores(the other day I saw a 14-15yo tops that was wearing shorts so tight and a thong that her vulva and asscrack was clearly marked, dunno how parents leave their children dress like that), so dunno if they get boned that young or not.

>>279986458
>in my class
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moooooooooods

>>279986474
My due, I'm 32yo.
I would give anything to be 12 again.

>>279986323
No, it must be real. People must be that stupid. Don't get in the way of my righteous anger.

>>279986458
>dunno how parents leave their children dress like that
1. Some don't know.
2. Some straight up don't care.
3. Some couldn't stop them if they tried.
4. Some unironically encourage it.
5. A mix of these things.
The shit my my mother sees on facebook these days and tells me about is insane, you have no idea.

>>279986524
A classic. Thank you

>>279986559
>I would give anything to be 12 again.
wold you suck a dick for that

>>279986582
>The shit my my mother sees on facebook these days and tells me about is insane, you have no idea.
I don't use Facebook but isn't that place like super modded and for older people? What kind of shit does she see?

>>279985396
Humans in general have fairly shitty anatomy, most species don't really have a "baby" stage, newborns are already at the equivalent of what we'd consider a toddler. This happens because human skulls are too big compared to the human pelvis, so if the baby didn't come out early, birth would go from the most painful experience a woman can go through, to just outright impossible.
If you also look at other species, the spine is designed to support weight horizontally, the human spine is just rotated 90°, so you get excessive weight on the bottom vertebrae

>>279984520 (OP)
Actually 2d girls take big fat guy dumps and piss like draft horses.

>>279986736
>What kind of shit does she see?
The thing I mentioned, plus huge amounts of propaganda aimed at old people that will fall for it one way or another.
>4. Some unironically encourage it.
This part here especially. People are literally being encouraged to just let their kids do fuckever they want, praising them for whatever dumb bullshit they do, the complete opposite of how we used to raise children.

>>279986978
Oh right, there is also the thing about having to ask your little baby for literal permission before you can change their diaper or shit like that. You get the idea, it's shit post type behavior but some of them actually fucking mean it.

>>279984520 (OP)
Is that Osadu Pakore telling me to track women's periods? Cause this has come up and women think it's about the creepiest thing possible.

>>279986736
Damn, hearing someone say a social media is for older people, imply it is old and outdated and the kids dont use it, makes me feel old. I dont even know how other social media is used, and my knowledge of faceshit comes from before I deleted it 11 years ago.

>not enjoying watersports, scat and menses

Absolutely plebeian

>not jumping on your GF's stomach to push it all out at once and getting it over with right away
plebs

>>279987223
It is creepy as fuck.
Author is fucking autistic.
The maximum you can do for a gf in that situation is simply be available if she needs stuff for he menstruation an feels too like shit to go out herself.
...actually tracking it for her sounds like what a psychopath would do

>>279987498
>Author is fucking autistic.
It's likely(100%) a woman, one of the rare ones with some humor. Plus the images "of her" are all photoshopped and its obv as fuck yet gooner will deny this

>>279987498
only BDSM themed slutboy kpop idols may track a mi'lady's time of the month

>>279987223
>Is that Osadu Pakore telling me to track women's periods?
You reminded me that a /v/ideogame company (Blizzard I think) made.female employees use an app to track their cycles, I assume so they couldn't lie about it to get free days or so they could know almost immediately if they got preggo.
I wonder if any anime company would do something simmilar

>>279987712
>made female employees use an app to track their cycles
Was going to say how hilarious that sounds, then a quick google told me that (apparently) multiple companies are pulling that creepy shit.

>>279987223
No, retard. It's telling you to be aware of such things in general.

>>279987824
>geez, you're all bitchy and irritable, you on the rag
Yea, women LOVE hearing that

>>279987989
You don't have to say it

>>279985139
That's not a thing

>>279984940
Mindbroken

>>279985139
Nobody believes that you fucking retard. Japs think women use those apps to keep track of their fertile window in order to know when they can safely get creampied.

>>279985139
>a lot of men
No. Go outside, imbecile

>>279984520 (OP)
Yes, anime/manga girls do menstruate

>>279984520 (OP)
>>279985301
Yes, anime/manga girls do menstruate

>>279989217
It can even create super cute and romantic moments too

>>279989334
is this age gap, height faggotry or incest? im confused but would like to know if this is a longer manga or porn doujin

>>279989466
She is just a star athlete and taller than her boyfriend.

>>279989549
so the 2nd, go it. might look into this, given it isnt already on my list, becuase the art and writing seem cute. thanks!

>>279989549
>star athlete
>12 ft tall
She must weigh a ton

>>279986275
>Anyone living on this planet knows at least one story of either a relative, friend, or acquaitance, who as a young girl menstruated for the first time in a public setting and it was an awkward experience.
lol no.

>>279984991
Women only keep track if they are planning to have sex to avoid pregnancy.

>>279990672
Aka all the time

>>279985139
This
Look through /a/ and you see this all the time

>>279984991
>>279984715
women are insecure, more news at all 11

>>279984520 (OP)
killyourself disgusting fetishfaggot

>>279987223
A girlfriend would probably appreciate it, or a very very close female friend.

>>279990672
If I could randomly start bleeding out from my dick consistently once a month I would keep track of it, not only if I were trying to get someone pregnant

>>279991492
These days almost all young women have seen and enjoyed at leas one anime in their lives

>>279992567
prooves!?

>>279990672
I can't predict when it'll happen, it's not something that's even trackable, happens at random times. Could be every 26 days or every 40 days. Tracking periods is a meme and it's always a surprise.

>>279992952
YWNBAW

>>279992897
Trust me
Talk with women.
Most women in their 20s or early 30s these days know anime exist at the least.
I literally went from being bullied about anime on highschool to having everyone in college being kinda huge otakus

>>279994006
Thanks for the hopium. I'm ftm

>>279984520 (OP)
>They menstruate
Not when I'm done with them.

>>279995696
YWNBAM even moreso I fear. Welcome to Nightmare mode.

>>279995763
That's fine, I'm also nonbinary

>>279994407
>everyone in college being kinda huge otakus
What a pitiful cope. Time and time again it has to be explained to nimrods like you that anime at large isn't mainstream. The only things that are mainstream is your FOTM brainless action made for mass appeal and your sterile safe sludge.

>>279986275
Only Americans loudly talk about their periods.....and Japanese people literally think boys have their own dick virginity where the foreskin becomes permanently loose and peels back.

>>279994407
Different Anon, but the territory comes with the issue of dealing with "fake fans" who just want attention, though they can be filtered pretty damn fast.

>>279996037
>where the foreskin becomes permanently loose and peels back.
lmao

>>279996666
Witnessed

Why are periods such a weird topic for both men and women? I've dated a few girls who didn't care and were fine with period sex. Ate one out too on a heavy flow day. Wouldn't do that again but it wasn't really that horrible.

>>279997214
It's free lube!
More girls than not thought it was weird that I was fine with it though. They really underestimate man's horniness.

>>279990672
>going on vacation
>do I need to bring pads
>check calendar

>>279985139
I've never heard of this notion until now. And I frequent the circles that despise women in almost every way.

>>279998873
Do other people really have such reliable periods that they can predict them with a calendar?

>>279999647
Put down the fork, take birth control and exercise regularly.

>>279984520 (OP)
She's doing the rhythm method and tracking her period so she can have sex on a safe day

>>279999675
Er, I'm not overweight at all, birth control periods aren't even real periods and I go to the gym 4x a week and am more toned than most guys I know.

>>279999726
Congrats, you gymratted yourself halfway to the brotherhood.

>>279985301
You've transceded this mortal realm.

>>279999750
>first obesity and no exercise
>now "excessive exercise"
I'm a healthy weight and exercise a healthy amount, sedentary fluffed up birth control fatty with fake chemical "periods." No shit they're trackable because you can literally choose when to bleed.

Pinty...

>>279999774
I'm just a guy who paid attention in health class and knew this stuff about body dictating a woman's cycles. Fatties and overly athletic people commonly have these issues due to it fucking with regular hormone production and birth control pills are a source of them.

>>279999845
Yet you told me to take birth control dumbass. You don't know anything about how periods work. I didn't even say I was missing periods, I said my cycle lengths are irregular.

human female biology is such a fucking shitshow

>>279999870
Retard, birth control helps stabilize your cycles by giving you a smooth consistent source of hormones. Fatties and fit people don't produce them regularly since the body falls outside normal. Every woman I've known has had an OBGYN, talk to them about this stuff.

>>279999903
Birth control "periods" aren't actual periods. Holy shit you are dumb. A period is a menstrual cycle. Menstrual cycles are the whole cycle, which birth control stops to supplement with artificial hormones. That's the difference between a period and a withdrawal bleed which is a faux-period (which most women on birth control avoid anyway because it's biologically meaningless/unnecessary). This is common knowledge amongst everyone but you. So cool it with the google AI search and 8th grade health class anecdotes and start reading the websites that actually promote this shit
https://thelowdown.com/blog/periods-pill-real-fake

Yup I'm thinking stacies won against chuds yet again. Preach sister.

>>279999991
You're promoting birth control (hormone therapy that causes infertility) so you really aren't that much of a chud

>>280000015
Yeah I'm a trans person sorry. I will never be a woman

>>279997214
>Why are periods such a weird topic for both men and women?
It's kinda a mix of everything people consider to be taboo:
1) Blood. People generally don't like to talk about it or look at it.
2) It is a bodily waste. Not in a same way as shit, but still perceived in a similar way.
3) Work of internal organs. No one just sits down and casually talks about it. You might occasionally discuss small stuff like your brain being foggy or guts pulling a trick on you after 2 huge steaks, but not constantly. It's ICKY, NIGGA, ORGANS ARE INSIDE YOU.
4) Cultural taboo because of reasons mentioned above. "It is a weird topic, because it is a weird topic" might sound retarded, but that's just how half of traditions and norms roll around.
5) Half of the human population doesn't have periods. It is generally harder to relate to someone, if you have never experienced it. Not impossible, but hard. Kinda like trying to explain to your wife that boners happen automatically.

>>279987223
You are allowed to track a women's period if you look like this. Its literally a game feature.

>>279999675
>>279999750
>>279999903
Using AI doesn't make you look more credible

Yes it's true being over or underweight can mess with your period cycle, but realize birth control drugs can have severe implications down the line. Infertility is one thing (and relatively imperminent at that), but they are risk of certain cancers (breast, endometrial, even some liver adenoma). It's a meme sometimes but often times nature really knows best.

>>280001464
>It's a meme sometimes but often times nature really knows best.
That's because your hormone levels are already fluctuating. Adding a fucking bomb of a hormone (pills) fucks up homeostasis and forces the body to deal with it. Quick changes are cancer.

>>279999726
>>279999647
Mine weren’t reliable until I started using birth control. If you stopped using your birth control chances are you might finally have a predictable schedule that is worth charting. Some women just can’t get consistent without some help for whatever reason.

>>279984991
It's a direct reference to when people actually freaked out at Pekora having a period tracking app on her phone, hence the legally distinct catgirl that ends her sentences with Pako.

>>280001620
I recommend impregnation.
Women evolved to be pregnant all the time, periods are unnatural.