Sasuke Recovery Mission
Chapter 182: Assemble!!

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Late

>>279987627
Overslept

>>279987674
>>279987751
Just like Tsunade!

TWELVE YEARS AGO A NINE TAILED FOX SUDDENLY APPEARED...

IF YOU BELIEVE IT!

NARUTO! NARUTO!

BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT!

HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN!

NINJA CLAN, HERE WE STAND!

NARUTO, I'M ON MY WAY,

NARUTO, I'LL BE OKAY!

GETTING READY TO FIGHT ON SIGHT!

COME ON BEST FRIENDS BY MY SIDE!

SASUKE, IS REALLY COOL!

SAKURA, THE BEAUTIFUL!

KOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMORE

KOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMORE

>>279987674
Funny how they don't say this about the hyuuga.

>>279987789
>>279987830
SURELY this would be an occasion for Tsunade herself to make some heads roll instead of sending someone else on a mission, yeah?

>>279987789
>damn ms ninja president you're a fucking slob
>here's your menial paperwork that you, the top military and administrative figure, gotta handle personally
>oh by the way, we heard on the way here that sasuke deserted to ninja bin laden last night

>>279987715
>>279987751
PARALLELS!
>>279987830
>Blast

>>279987868
Why is Miss Nara balding?

>>279987987
Good catch.

>>279988021
Considering how little information gets spread around in the village, I'm surprised Shikamaru knows Orochimaru is at all.

>>279988021
WHY DIDN'T KAKASHI TELL ANYONE!?
Also, shouldn't Tsunade just KNOW that Oro is a jutsu fanatic?

>>279987944
? What do the Hyugas have to do with this?

>>279988048
If you're famous then the word spreads, but he probably doesn't know Oro specializes in snakes.

>>279988081
The whole mark thingy.

>>279988021
Tsunade... Nevermind Sasuke being everyone's nakamana or whatever, this is Orochimaru trying to steal the last pair of Sharingan from Konoha. Either you or Jiraiya should get off your asses and deal with this shit personally instead of sending a team of genins and 1 chunin after Orochimaru's goons.

>>279988181
>>279988215
>Shika didn't intend to bring in Naruto
You know the squad would he fucked if Naruto didn't come.
Kimimaro would bring Sasuke to Orochimaru before he body swaps.

>>279988089
What is Jiraiya doing right now? I guess Tsunade is too busy with her papers, but why wouldn't Jiraiya deal with this problem that involves Orochimaru?

Actually based of Naruto to consider Shino. Wish he were here.

Man, how far is Oto for the sound 4 to not have reached there with Sasuke during the night?

>>279988344
>Shika didn't want Naruto
>Kiba had to invite himself
>Lee most likely suggested Neji
What kind of team was Shikamaru originally intending to form???

>>279988335
Research

Chapter 182: Assemble!!

END
Tomorrow: The Promise

>>279988215
Ah right, Shikamaru has no idea about Naruto defeating Gaara/Shukaku

>>279988429
>Chudkamaru didn't bother to recruit Tenten, Hinata, Ino or Sakura

>>279988283
>even Nardo respects the bugman
What does Shikamaru have against Shino?

>>279988283
Don't like that Kishi made Naruto forget about Shino as a gag in Part 2.

>>279988429
More Lee suffering.
>>279988454
He knows Naruto beat up Kiba and Neji, that should be enough to add him in.

>>279988429
>Lee... Do what you must.
What was Neji talking about here?

>>279988472
Ino and Sakura would be dead weight and Shikamaru particularly doesn't like working with them, no excuse for Tenten and Hinata though.

>>279988429
Wtf is that Shikamaru pose? Is he trying to shit on the street or something?

But you already posted this yesterday.

>>279988396
I bet he saw the mission as suicidal or impossible since Sasuke left on his own free will, and Sauce alone is difficult to deal with. He would have his old team lounge for a day or two and come back saying mission failure.

>>279988514
Must be talking about the surgery.

>>279988572
OP didn't, that was someone else.
>>279988551
He ain't SHITkamaru for nothing

>>279988283
>he's been my teammate for ages
Why isn't he bringing Ino along too, then? Does he just hate her?

>>279988429
The Lee cuck jail never ends!

>>279988614
He's Kishi's self-insert after all.

>>279988614
>this just in
>kishis self insert hates women

>>279988656
>>279988657
Self-insert mind

>>279987789
Why do their take their time as if this wasn't a huge issue

>>279988344
>>279988429
I need a fucking "IF" timeline spinoff where Shino accompanied them and obliterated the sound jobbers with ease, and maybe a scratch.

>>279988748
>Gets eaten by Kido's spiders
Done.

>>279988613
>NOOOOOO MY BOYFRIEND DAILYRAMEN DIDN'T POST IT!!!!! I CAN'T READ IT OTHERWISE!!!!!!!!!

>>279988429
Thanks OP.

>>279988811
You said "you already posted this" not "this was already posted", I merely corrected you.

>>279988021
>>279988275
Why the fuck isn't Jiraiya on the job?

>This entire arc revolves around bringing Sasuke back
>Tsunade specifically recommends Naruto
>Shikamaru immediately wants to bring Choji
>Naruto is exasperated that he didn't bring think of Shino first, so Shino is at least considered in spirit
>Kiba & Akamaru come along
>Neji shows up to round out the group per Lee’s suggestion
>Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten are not even considered at all
>Ino especially egregious, really highlighting that Ino-Shika-Cho is a meme despite what Kishi tries to push
>Lee, fresh out of surgery makes a last-minute distraction so that Naruto can tail Sasuke
>At no point in the entire arc are any of the boys thinking "man, I REALLY wish Sakura/Ino/etc. were here to help", even posthumously
Fucking lmao, how are waifufags even still a thing after this arc? This is basically the most blatant admission that Kishimoto genuinely doesn't care to write any of the girls at all, and for all intents and purposes they're collectively the exact same shitters that we saw at the start of the Chunin Exams where as all of the dudes have made huge improvements since then.

>>279988429
Arigatou, OP
>>279988846
He's masturbating off-screen and he need like an hour before he's done.

>>279988841
>Damage control

>>279988846
Broken rib and leg, recuperating, sitting on water tank talking to Kakashi.

>>279988472
>Tenten, Hinata, Ino or Sakura
all except maybe hinata aould be dead weight
There is one (1) named female that could make a significant contribution to the team, besides tsunade, and she's on the other side of the fucking desert

>>279988874
Sakura and (probably) Ino didn't train at all while Sasuke was in coma.
Hinata only had a little over a month train due to her injuries in the previous arc, so she's probably still too weak for this.
Tenten not being invited or even suggested is weird, she didn't get any time to shine previously and has supposedly been training far more than all the other leaf Kunoichi so far.

>>279988934
That's not how damage control works.

>>279988089
Crazy how so many story stakes hinges on these Jonin being off on these incredibly important missions we never hear about. I like this arc, but the set up is a bit too contrived, no?

>>279988934
>He did this
>He didn't
>[INANE SCHIZO BABBLE]

>>279988874
They all know Sakura and Ino aren't serious about the job.

surely ONE (1) jonin-tier ninja must be available for such an important mission
even a shitter like kurenai could help

I'm ok with the girls not coming because Shika is an ass, but having the others not try to talk him out of it makes me question their established relationship with them.

>>279989000
Who cares about broken ribs? They're sending genins. He'd tear through the sound fags

>>279989151
Or Anko, Ebisu, Gemma, etc.
Hell, what about other chunin?

>>279988874
>all of the girls are considered less useful than A FUCKING DOG

>>279988429
>>279988344
>>279988283
>>279988251
>>279988215
Hell yeah, getting the squad together for the peak arc.
Apparently there's two threads and the other guy is a sperg? IDK about that, so I'm posting the same reply here.

>>279988429
How would Hiruzen feel about this mission?

>>279987928
Cute.

>>279989151
Truly the biggest flaw of the arc.
>the most important mission from a meta story perspective
>no Jonin available
>more important missions are happening in universe
>the readers aren't seeing them
With hindsight, this would be a great time to keep setting up the Akatsuki with how long they fuck off for.

>>279989013
Don't disqualify Ino, she would be useful because Choji is already there too.
Also
>Overweight sand cunt who killed Shikamaru's wife
Reeeeee

>>279989226
3/10 to few dead kids

>>279989151
Kurenai was praised by Solo KING, put some respect on her name, PLEB

>>279989294
>Overweight sand cunt who killed Shikamaru's wife
>Reeeeee
She won fair and square, seethe

>>279989294
Ah, because she was so useful against team dosu...
>>279989284
Also, if the leaf has no relevant fighters outside of the known genin, what stops any village from evading konoha and completely taking it?

>>279988344
Where did Lee come from, wasn't he struggling with his decision to let himself be healed by Tsunade (who we just saw is overworked, and can't even go foil Oro's plan)? Why is he here.

>>279988874
That's because the females roles are for the shipping wars.

>>279989186
We never saw what missions Tsunade "suddenly" sent ALL the jounins on with the birds so I have reasons to believe she sent everyone away to finally have some steam blowing off sex with Jiraiya.

It explains everything. I will hear no counterarguments.

>>279989399
...except if they aren't from konoha...or adults.

>>279988429
Thank you OP.

>>279989343
She's still fat.

>>279989401
No sex before marriage, this is the law.

>>279989284
I think the excuse of this being after Orochimaru's terrorist attack and all of the jounins being busy because of that works well enough.
But neither Jiraiya nor Tsunade bothering to deal with an issue that directly involves Orochimaru is straight up bullshit, though.

>>279989350
>Also, if the leaf has no relevant fighters outside of the known genin, what stops any village from evading konoha and completely taking it?
I guess that relates to what the jonins are currently doing?

>>279987627
The hero always arrives in the nick of time.

>>279989401
>Tsunade
Where's the pubes?
The unkempt pubes? THE THICK BLONDE PUBES?? Don't tell me you forgot the pubes!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT MY MEAT WITHOUT THE PUBES??
Don't you ever once think of the coomers?!
You call yourself a coomposter? WELL I AIN'T FAPPIN'!

>>279989226
Probably he would want to go to protect the kids and because he feels responsability for Oro, but would know he can't abandon his duties.

>>279989455
SHE IS THE LAW until the shogun says no

>>279989397
Looks like he was stalking Kiba

>>279989401
Imagine being Tsunade's aide...
And she's had too much to drink...

>>279988275
Iruka and Ebisu would trivialize the arc with his connections to Sasuke but can't make sense of the curse seal. Kakashi never bothered to tell them of the seal

>>279989539
Shizune suffers every day of her life.

>>279987868
Naramama is so hot.

>>279989437
shikamaru is an architect

They would have retrieved Sasuke if Ino was with them

>>279989588
Shikaku...

>>279987751
That's cum dripping from Tsunade's mouth btw.

>>279988055
>E?
Very questionable translation job in this chapter.

Yeah Kishi's excuse of there not being any higher level shinobi around is weak as fuck.
What if Sakura kept the information of Sasuke running away to herself because she doesn't want Sasuke to get in trouble and be locked up for trying to abandon the village? I could see her doing that

And instead she goes to Naruto who grabs whoever of the rookie 12 are around to move out QUICK before the leaf higher ups catch on / Sasuke gets away, while Sakura stays behind and covers for them

That just seems way more believable and adds a little extra layer to the story. Thoughts?

>>279989620
Better than pinkshit at least.
...Oh, you mean the mind transfer? Yeah that would've been useful.

>>279989638
yes, mine

>>279989558
One woman's suffering is another man's dream...

>>279988874
Kishimoto was not gonna write any woman in the arc and ruin the synergy of the BRO Team.

Why don't they pick Hinata at least?

>>279989613
She ate all of Gaara's rations growing up.

>>279989638
Who was the lucky shota?

>>279989682
Why do that when they already have the expert Neji?

>>279989682
Because if they do the Sound 5 are going to pick Hanabi

>>279989735
No! Not the perfect counter!

>>279988542
>Tenten
She got off-paneled by Temari. She's weak as fuck.

>Hinata
Never won a fight in her life. Weak as fuck.

Not a single one of their female peers are qualified for this mission.

>>279988614
Shikamaru and Choji seemed to have been legitimate friends even before they were paired into a squad. They only seemed to have known Ino because of the InoShikaCho tradition, but she did eventually become friends with them.

>Muh Hanabi!
I'm rolling my eyes. This forced meme will never be a thing, my dude.

>>279987647
Is Shikamaru really Kishi's self-insert?

>Kiba and Neji are good at tracking
>Shino is a tracker too, so Naruto was actually right to consider him
>Choji is Shikamaru's right hand
I think this really is the best team selection.

>>279989996
Is it really a good idea to put THREE trackers together in ONE team? With a sensei that """""specializes""""" in Genjutsu?

>>279990029
Imagine this happening while everyone is taking on sound 5 jonin tier foes, kek

>>279989437
and this is a problem?

>>279990029
damn that's a bad fall

>>279988846
too busy drinking and fucking prostitutes

>>279989295
considering the sound four are only 14 and almost all the leaf genin end up in intensive care after this mission i think this meets hiruzen's quota

>>279988283
I would never bring Choji to anything ngl

>>279988429
IT BEGINS

The best OP of Naruto!

https://youtu.be/lilv4MvBY6E?si=L3q_vzpIL_Izylhx

The arc is underwhelming

>>279962948
Sensor ninjas weren't a thing until late part 2. Kishi hadn't come up with the idea yet. When he did, the Yamanaka got a slight buff on their intelligence-centered ninjutsu by making them sensors.

>>279990333
It just started, nigga.

>>279990085
He could've just Architect'd Tayuya instead.

>>279990333
you are underwhelming

>>279990077
>Hinata heard about the Sasuke recovery mission and was training to beat the shit out of him herself (and then tell him to stay the fuck away from the village regardless)

>>279990388
she got natural selected

>>279990420
And she would've succeeded if not for another Hyuga gremlin...

>>279990452
One does what one has to do to protect their loved ones.

>>279987674
>sunrise at 4 fucking a.m.
are they that far away from their world's equator? Most maps show Konoha near the equator...

>>279990452
>le EPIK generic mary sue OC

>>279990495
OC?

The Architects of Konoha

>>279988429
Who is your favorite from this team? For me, it's Kiba.

>>279987974
Naruto should have optimized Konoha's burocratic work so he could spend more time with his family and defending the village...

>>279990495
>Hanabi is now OC
The distances motherfuckers will go just to spite one mentally ill guy

>>279987928
>is that all?
Prodding like this is how you find stuff out about what Mom and Dad like to do behind locked doors that you’ll wish you’d never known, Shika…

>>279990532
Which buildings did they design?

>>279987928
What his dad can't tell him and he wouldn't understand until years later: nagging wives fuck like beasts.

>>279990495
You can just see the sad attempt strong-arm Hanabi into the topic of discussion.

>Wow! She's so powerful! Hinata jobs to her everyday! And she also marries Naruto's gay Uchiha lover!
Not entertaining. Not funny. Just cringe, honestly.

>>279989735
Not funny, didn't laugh.
>>279989782
They would be better meatshields than Ino and Sakura at least.

>>279990563
Naruto. I'm a simple guy, just like MY HERO

>>279990620
>nagging wives fuck like beasts.
Someone tell Choji he got one letter wrong in there.

>>279989735
Funny. Did guffaw.

>>279988429
So begins the best arc in the series
Hype

>>279990647
>Hinata jobs to her everyday
She does, what's the issue?

Do people really believe five 1v1s in a row filled with 80% shitty flashbacks is the best arc in the series? Talk about nostalgia.

>>279990676

>>279988429
uhhh why no women though?

>>279990717
Yes. Shit is cash money.

>>279990577
Hanabi is an OC, Kishimoto's OC.

>>279990495
Whoever compared his version of Hanabi to DB Multiverse’s Bra was surprisingly spot on, arguably the funniest part of this corny shit is that it’s made by a white frenchie and not a beaner

>>279990707
They literally don't fight everyday.
>>279990676
You think Karui doesn't take that BAC like a champ?

>>279990752
Only Ino and Hinata were useful, but their priorities would've affected the mission negatively.

>>279990717
>five 1v1s in a row
peak shonen right there

>>279990793
Ino would offer nothing to this mission.

>>279990766
They're both hot and OP so I'm somewhat fine with it

>>279990793
What priorities?

>>279990790
>They literally don't fight everyday
Do you live in the Hyuga compound to confirm?

>>279990819
Hinata is not even at the hyuuga compound everyday you idiot.

>>279990816
>Kiss Sasuke
>Kill Sasuke

>>279990717
>getting to watch MEN slaughter each other in the forest for the honor of their villages
Fuck yeah, let's stack some bodies

>>279990839
They are never going to be near Sasuke anyway, so why does that matter?

>>279990838
Where does she sleep?

>>279990864
You think all of Hinata's missions were inside Konoha?

>>279988874
shillfic did it better
unironically

>>279990882
When she's in the village she's constantly getting obliterated during training, I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I don't like seeing her all beat up either.

This fag literally showed he bought multiple passes and still acts like we don't know he's replying to himself to gain traction.

>>279990062
Neji beat a spider monster by herself using pure schizophrenia. Having his brain fried made him more willing to kill a man with his bare hands.

>>279990864
Shares Hanabi's bed

>>279989782
Getting beat by the strongest genin women who intelligence is on a similar level to shika isn’t that bad. She’d still be useful just giving a hand against the sound 4.

>>279990408
Damn

>herself

>>279990864
She lives with Kurenai, remember?
I guess to be fair, Kishi forgot about that too

>>279990938
>Gets kicked even in their sleep
It's over....

>>279990927
First of all, it would be very stupid for them to fight whenever she has time for it.
Second, you claim to like her and yet you make her go through multiple humiliation rituals?

>>279990971
kek

>>279988429
ENTER the most iconic squad of the series aside from the original Team 7. We're eating good for awhile.
>>279988089
I mostly excuse it for the sake of drama/setting up an excuse for the genin to get some screentime, but it's pretty retarded Tsunade doesn't have a single jounin she could peel off to sure up Shikamaru's chances. Hell his dad hasn't even left the village yet, you'd think making sure the last living Uchiha in Konoha doesn't fall into Orochimaru's hands would be important enough to reassign him to the retrieval mission and fill his spot on whatever his original mission was with a genin or two.

>>279990563
Neji, I'm a Hyugafag.

>>279990972
>it would be very stupid for them to fight whenever she has time for it
Why? They both want to get stronger.
>and yet you make her go through multiple humiliation rituals?
Only when Hanabi breathes the same air.

>>279990931
Spent at least 60 dollarydoos despite having no job or any source of income btw, all just because Dailyramen split his asshole wide open

All Hinata needs to do is turn into a man to cheapshot this WHORE

>>279990717
Most of the sound four require multiple opponents to be defeated.

>>279990971
>Neji... Did I beat Hanabi?
>Hinata... That was Ino...

>>279991013
Shut up, she will wait until she's 17-18 like a proper lady.

>>279991008
>Why? They both want to get stronger.
Except, according to you, she's no challenge so there's no improvememt to be had.

>>279991054
It's honorable to keep trying.

You mean when Hanabi gobbles up Bort’s schlong like fresh sausage

>>279991050
>Love affairs
Nope, it's canon she's a SLUT

>>279990839
Hinata wouldn't really feel particularly about Sasuke, her problems are that putting her in the same team as Naruto risk slowing them down, and that they already have Neji who is simply better than her under every possible aspect.

>>279991070
According to who?

>>279991074
>Ban evasion

>>279991075
Takes one to know one, faggot. She is not.

>>279991099
Naruto? Lee?

>>279991099
Anon, why do you keep answering him, we all know he's here just to shitpost, don't aknowledge his headcanon.

>>279991142
I could always dump the next chapters if you don't want me to talk about anything.

>>279991042
Who would save Hinata then?

>>279991070
>>279991114
Hinata literally doesn't like conflict and Hiashi has no reason to keep making this matchup, only way this would make sense is if Hanabi was a bully, but at this rate you probably get off that concept.

>>279991114
>Takes one to know one, faggot. She is not.
The page literally says so?
>>279991142
He's already replying to himself, no replying won't do anything at this point.

>>279991191
>Hinata literally doesn't like conflict
>Training is "conflict"
You're doing a lot of mental gymnastics just to be a contrarian faggot. Think what you want.

The schizo is trying to derail the thread with his shitty "lore" again. When you see anything about Hanabi, Shino liking fat chicks, Hinata hating Sasuke/Uchiha clan, Sakura raping Sasuke and something about piss, and Tenten being invisible, it's him. And he's gonna reply to his own posts to do it. And don't fall for his astroturfs trying to defend his garbage. The guy really thinks he's quirky with this "lore" and "jokes".

>>279991236
It literally fucking is in the context.

>>279991246
Who being invisible? I must've missed something there.

All I know is that SAGEruto stomps MSsuke

>>279991167
>dump more chapters so they can get IP-wiped again
please do my man

>>279991270
>This drawing gets posted and I have no way to prove it was someone else and not me

You forgot to turn off your filename randomizer DUMBASS lmao

>>279991308
Then don't post it?

>>279991167
Your absolute refusal to talk about Naruti normally and would rather spam your shitty headcanon, screech about Boruto, attacking OP, or spam chapters really shows where you stand concerning this series. You want everything to center around you.

>>279991332
I never turn it off, why would I? It comes with 4chan X

>>279991270
>>279991308
>>279991332
holy kek

>>279991246
>anything about Hanabi
I like Hanabi, because I'm a Hyugafag, but yes, even I never talk about her because there is nothing to say, her entire role in the manga is representing Hinata's failure to measure up to her parent's expectation, complex she surpasses in the chunin exam by managing to fight Neji in front of Neji, and the rest of the plotline was memoryholed, then she's recycled in the movie as an excuse to give Toneri a power up.
>Shino liking fat chicks
Completely forgot that was him, thanks for the reminder.

Fun fact: I wasn't the first person to mention Hanabi in ITT. You're seething entirely for free.

So he really is the dumbass drawing his own chickenscratch requests in a desperate bid to cram his failed memes down everyone else’s throats and even after several years it literally hasn’t worked a bit

>>279991437
>in ITT
Shit I fucked that up.

Everyone else's dumps are going normal, but we have to deal with a chimp who has a parasocial relationship with threads and wants the dailies torn down because people refuse to participate in his troll threads where the topic is his fanfic and waifu wars and thinking Boruto will be cancelled by seething in every post.

>>279991437
Why should anyone believe you? You are proven to be a pathological liar.

>>279991392
I think kishimoto thought that having Hanabi not graduate early and become low k11 tier while Hinata becomes chunin like the rest was enough visual proof that Hinata far surpassed her sister and therefore he doesn't have any obligation to write more about this plot-line.
But of course, he probably just forgot about Hanabi if the chapter Naruto goes off with Jiraiya is anything to go by.

>>279991498
>But you can use inspect element!
You're always gonna find an excuse for everything, that's why I never bother denying any of the literally insane accusations thrown at me, it would be pointless.

>I BELIEVE YOUR PROMISE
>ITS TOO HARD TO GIVE ME COURAGE
>ALWAYS I FEEL IT
>THE PRECIOUS TIME WITH YOU

>>279991454
It's funny. Nobody ever talks about it unless he brings it up and starts spamming it. He desperately wants to be influential but none of his shit lands.

>>279991566
It was my post

>>279991544
Yes, I was more talking about the caged bird seal, rather than Hanabi, while I still think making Hinata and her bond could have been a good moment, giving Hinata something about her, rather than keeping her completely revolving around Naruto. Anyway yes, obviously the message was that Hinata surpassed Hanabi, as she found her will thanks to Naruto.

>>279991566
>>279991437
For good measure.

>>279991460
He would fuck off if people stopped giving him attention

>>279991566
Because you once impersonated OP and has multple times shown to use crafty tricks to gaslight everyone while feigning ignorance. Sorry, bub, you've lost any plausible deniability for your actions.

>>279991566
>>279991629
>the edit took that long
kekypow

>>279991566
>You're always gonna find an excuse for everything
You literally bought MULTIPLE passes and when your posts got deleted, you don't help your case.

>>279991680
>when your posts got deleted you went with a vpn*

>>279991646
That doesn't work because he'll just reply to himself and then claim that he isn't and theb use inspect elememt or clear cookies when he needs to show "proof" like he's doing now.

>>279991585
I earnestly believe the guy is autistic - not the meme insult that 4chan uses, but the actual honest to god lower-functioning type of dude on the spectrum that would probably be obsessed with trains if his life went even slightly a different path, and part of the reason why is because he has absolutely zero sense of humor; his "jokes" don't have any setup or punchline, he just flails around screaming that he's a horny retard and expects people to fall over laughing, and like a textbook autist he keeps going on and on about his hyperfixation 24/7 with no stopping point short of involuntary exhaustive collapse before waking up and doing the exact same thing again
Of course this is also just scratching the surface of the incoherent mess that is his deformed brain but I digress

>>279991659
>>279991680
Two other things that I'm not gonna bother with defending myself, you're just gonna find some schizo delusion to "prove I'm lying" anyways.

>>279991715
VPNs don't work here, retardo.

>>279991646
This guy admittedly had to TRAVEL just to post here when he was range banned and bought MULTIPLE passes.
He's not the kind of guy you deal by avoiding him unless everyone collectively stop posting the moment he arrives but then the dailies just become unusable (which is what he wants).

>>279991775
>Two other things that I'm not gonna bother with defending myself
Because you did it, that's why. You know you can't lie your way out of that since you were caught red handed.

>>279991759
Autism or at least very low emotional intelligence

Having once bought a pass years ago (very relevant to the current state of these threads) I actually know for a fact that you’re allowed to use a VPN if you log into your pass after turning it on

>>279991775
You were spamming multiple pages in less than a minute in the previous thread faggot, you won't bother because there's absolutely no way you disprove it was you.

>>279991830
>You know you can't lie your way out of that
Haha, no, it's not like that. The funny thing is I know I can't tell the TRUTH out of that, because you're so autistically fixated on it.

>>279991864
It's not a pass. And you will never know how I did it lol

>>279991899
>And you will never know how I did
You just admitted you did it you dumb fuck.

>it’s not a pass, somehow I was mysterious spamming b&w and colored pages with 30 seconds between them each time
uh huh

>>279991936
It was me, but it wasn't a pass. Why are you so dense?

>>279991937
There were some that had LESS than 30 seconds even.
>>279991953
Whatever you used literally doesn't matter.

>>279991899
Yes, it is like that. 100%. You can't tell the truth because you have been caught conducting lies and deceit multiple times. You can't weasel your way put of it because everyone has seen your deeds first hand explicitly.

>>279991937
30 seconds between each spammed page on 2 devices, in fact (because he really gave Gookmoot $60 and then quickly got his passes hit with a 3-day anyway)

>>279991981
I would never pay to post, it's actually offensive you think I would give money to Hiroshima.

Why does he larp as Sasuke when Sasuke isn't a pathetic coward?

>>279992008
Once again, we have no reason to believe you since you constantly lie through your teeth.

>>279992024
>Why does he larp as Sasuke when Sasuke isn't a pathetic coward?
For the same reason he tries to showboat as some emotionally-collected pillar of stoicism despite the fact that both he and his idol are irrational, immature sperglords with arrested development and insane tempers who fly off the handle at the drop of a hat

>>279988429
Neji aside, I'm surprised that the Sound Four didn't immediately plaster these guys

>>279987928
>high-string
It's high-strung.

>>279992060
Think what you want, we're clearly way past the point of me trying to defend myself. If you want to take that as an admittance of guilt (which it is not) or call this post a huge cope (which it isn't either), then go ahead.
The only people who know the truth is me and the people you accuse of being me, and it's really funny when someone else gets a (You) directed to me.

>>279992188
>"My discord friends helped in the bit"
You think this makes you seem better?

>>279992227
I have no relationships of that (or any) kind, and I don't communicate with anyone other than the people in these threads. You should know this by now if you're so insistent that 70% of posts are mine.

>>279989653
Sasuke makes too many bad decisions that his arc only makes sense if he's a jock taking drugs to boost his performance. He just becomes those homicidal jocks who murders the coach after putting up with the abuse. Sakura and Ino can't do anything aside from get knocked up, hope he doesnt beat her in front of the baby. The arc is carried by the fifth opening. Sakura and Sasuke doesn't have that ready to fuck look Inuyasha and Kagome have. I know it's schizo but the one who made Inuyasha should be in charge of directing Naruto.

>>279992295
>The arc is carried by the fifth opening
Yep, easily this

Truth is I wasn't even attempting to "derail" this thread, I was simply trying to post in it. I'm just gonna dump the following chapters tomorrow instead.

>>279992188
How come these multiple people who totally aren't you never show up to support you when you start spam dumping (which you complain nobody reads) or when you make your low quality shitpost threads? What a mystery!

>>279992227
He has no friends, allies, partners, or anyone. Like always, he's trying to smokescreen that there are these mysteries posters who post the exact same niche things as him.

>>279992273
70% of posts are yours since they always grind to a halt when you're distracted.

Just come clean.

>>279992273
You said
>The only people who know the truth is me and the people you accuse of being me
The only way this line would make sense with the previous thread would be if, for some reason, multiple anons were posting the same chapter in color and BW alongside you regardless of if you were in contact.
And even then, not a single mistake was made, which is oddly suspicious considering you just said you aren't in content with any of your "followers".

>>279992440
Heh

>>279992436
>"I wasn't attenpting to derail the thread!"
>States he's going to derail the thread
You're the least bright fucker on the planet.

>>279992440
>do not redeem the sharingan

>>279992552
Also, him going
>I wasn't going to derail the thread
But then doing so the moment he sees an opportunity, lmao.

Alright, that was enough dunking for me.
Now...do you think any good moment women had in this manga was due to editorial demand?

So much for "not defending myself".

>>279992468
>How come these multiple people who totally aren't you never show up to support you when you start spam dumping
Because they're not on my side, they're simply posting something that (You) assume was typed by me. Your brain is playing tricks on you, and I'm telling you this without a hint of irony or sarcasm. 40-60% of the people you call "sasukefag", aren't. But that doesn't mean they agree with me, they just made a post that, to you, sounded like me. If you ask them about loreposting chances are they'll tell you they don't care.
I am alone.
>70% of posts are yours since they always grind to a halt when you're distracted
Read above. Of course I'm gonna stop everything to tell some bortshitter to fuck off.

>>279992485
>Just come clean.
I was dumping both color and BW chapters. Me. All me. It was me. No one was helping me. I don't have "followers", it's all me. I dump all the chapters. I don't know how to be more honest than this.
>And even then, not a single mistake was made
Thank you for noticing.


>>279992603
I replied to one (1) Hanabi post. That was the "crime".

>>279992729
How many anons could he beat?

>>279992823
He could easily solo all the posters in this thread at once. All 6 of us.

>>279992729
Do you think he ever became chunin?

>>279988089
>actually Shikamaru we have tens of thousands of ninja that are at least chuunin level, as you know every major village does, so we can easily reassign a few of them, especially since this is a high priority mission. Meet up with the rest of your team asap

>>279991825
Isn't that a bit excessive?

>>279988089
This is her biggest fuck up.

>>279992892
Maybe, if the forrest of death didn't kill him.

>>279992892
After the war. They lowered the standards to replace their casualties.

>>279992882
>All 6 of us.
Sound Four (5 [Actually 6 people])...

>>279988089
>>279988429
Tsunade should've sent some Anbu members for this mission, it feels like they've been completely forgotten at this point of the story.

>>279988613
>that was someone else
Genuinely, why does it matter?

>>279993127
Because they are taking a specialized course in knob polishing specifically out of spite.

>>279993127
Are you fucking retarded?

>>279993185
Why are you so upset over a simple question?

>>279987830
>Tsunade didn’t just send these two guys to chase after Sasuke

>>279993495
They would've gotten washed

>>279988429
Iconic team.

>>279993127
Nobody said it mattered? He claimed OP already posted this chapter, and I said he didn't.

>>279987928
I know that the point was drama for the arc, to make the failure make sense, and also just to use established child characters, but there's no way that Shikamaru's dad shouldn't have been pulled from whatever stupid BS to deal with this instead.

>>279988429
so who's the strongest and weakest here

my friend's (peak shit) thoughts on the op/ed so far

OP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t__wczfpRI
>"meh"
OP 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRn99oN1p_c
>"atleast a good one, a very good one, too bad it lasted few episodes"
OP 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwJEFzsqNoY
>"dogshit"
OP 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjBTNbEXbAA
>a lil ok but WHEN WILL THERE BE AN ACTUAL DECENT ONE?"
OP 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lilv4MvBY6E
>"music is a little bit good, that's all....""
OP 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWyoHrMzAZQ
>no comment, retard just gave no shit
OP 7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY15k20Hqq0
>"FINALLY A GOOD ONE"


ED 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyhpwyrq1N0
>"there was an ending?? skipped all, trash lmao"
ED 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTIK1gBhzXk
>"NOO GET IT OFF"
ED 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaRs2bvy4U
>"....?"
ED 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGgOb61LP0
>"ok you told me to stop skipping so I'm gonna fucking do what you say for once and check it out..." "...this?" (just last 10 seconds, skipped it)
ED 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKd5C6w7UvA
>"lmao an anthem?
ED 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z5-Ly_VbXk
>"THE FUCK ARENT THEY LIKE 12 JESUS FUCK WHY SO DISGUSTING >:("
ED 7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kjd_3viXu0
>no comment
ED 8: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2rCblHEYZs
>"ok so naruto is running and... there are sasuke pics..."
ED 9: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPYBJUT3XNw
>no comment
ED 10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pi4-Et5lY
>"dogshit as usual, not a single good ending so far!"
ED 11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5DOukHM3WE
>no comment
ED 12: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfI6B1Auh-k
>"only the song is ok, but what the fuck are these furries!? disgusting furries"

he started watching naruto last month, he currently is at the filler episodes

>>279993961
Naruto
Kiba

>>279988396
It's all 4D chess, bro
Shika KNEW all the boys will be there at the right time & at the exact place

>>279988396
Shino
Just Shino

>>279991270
>meanwhile in reality

>muh jobber jounins
>doing jack shit on this mission
Maybe you all are forgetting, but OUR BOYS got it done and succeeded in their mission. All Sound Four but ESPECIALLY Tayuya are dead as fuck, like very extremely dead right now. Jobber trash like Kurenai couldn't have beaten a single one of the Sound Four but the boys against all odds pulled it out. It's not their fault that at the final hour Naruto was unwilling to go all out against Sasuke and bring back a pile of bones and flesh for Tsunade to shape back into the Whiniest Uchiha Ever. They all succeeded in their mission though and only Neji died.

>>279994624
Kurenai is literally stronger and faster than all of these kids.

>>279994624
It was Sasuke who spared Naruto, not the other way around

>>279994827
Because Naruto took it too easy on him

>>279993618
Ok. Why did OP repost the same chapter then?

>>279994884
He went all out. He didn't even have much self control in the one tail mode

>>279994907
>aimed for the headband
>didn't go fox from start
>just wanted to understand the sauce
>meanwhile sauce tries to kill from start

Naruto didn't even summon Gamabunta to just crush him underneath.

>>279994889
Because nobody read the spammed one?
Same reason why the schizo also spams the same chapter lmao.

>>279988429
Thanks OP

>>279994964
>Because nobody read the spammed one?
Proof? And what makes it spam?

Where's the B&W chapter? Is it linked to somewhere in the thread? Or was it spammed in the last thread?

>>279994927
He never had control over the fox to begin with. The real fight only started when Naruto went pseudo fox mode anyway. Everything prior is just glorified talking
>went for the headband
Lol. He went for the chest just like Sasuke. Look at the trajectories when they clash. He lost the beam struggle and had his hand deflected to the headband.

Naruto explicitly says he is willing to maim Sasuke if that's what it took to bring him back. Most of one tail mode's moves would have killed other ninjas

>>279995015
Reread
He even stops going feral on Sasuke to talk AGAIN because he doesn't want to kill, Sasuke does
In fact it's also the same during the final fight

>>279994889
>>279995006
just drop the act already, you fucking mongoloid

>>279994946
Because it's a grudge match, why get outside help?

>>279995044
What act? I'm not even the one who posted the chapter why are you so sensitive to simple questions? Lol

>>279995043
No he doesn't. He only stops once Sasuke goes CM2. And it's not like Sasuke isn't standing around reminiscing with him either (case in point: right before 3 tomoe upgrade). Sasuke made a genuine attempt at his life before pseudo fox mode and later with the neck breaking kick, which seems an accident given Sasuke's reaction.

>>279995069
Don't bother, see >>279992468
They're mindbroken.

>>279995110
I don't understand what that post is trying to say. I'm trying to understand why any OP would be upset over someone else posting chapters. It's very possessive behavior.

They think you're a certain shitposter who is at war with the OP precisely because the OP is possessive. And they'll think I'm the shitposter too for agreeing with it.

>>279995212
>>279995178

>>279995212
Oh...why does Naruto attract this type of fanbase?

>>279995069
>>279995110
>>279995178
>>279995212
could you be anymore fucking obvious?

>>279995237
I guess they're siding with the least autistic of the two autists but just because one looks like a saint in comparison doesn't mean he isn't playing dumb just to appear innocent, springramen often takes off his trip to talk shit, samefag and he used to necrobump his threads and he insists that only one chapter must be posted per day and when someone posts the next one he gets angry and reposts it the next day, he's a premium narcissist.

>>279995312
Why are you so sensitive? Do you feel like you're being called out for being a faggot?

>>279995331
You're not fooling anyone, holy shit.

>>279995331
Lol, Naruto threads are always filled with the dumbest drama.

>>279995385
And we haven't even told you about sasukefag

>>279992974
The main heiress to the most prestigious bloodline Konoha has must be strong.

>>279995435
Shut the fuck up sasukefag

>>279995407
I'm already aware of him.

>Schizo Retrieval Arc has begun
I'm putting together a team
>Tayuyafag
>The Psychoanalyst
>Hanabi-anon
>Drug abusing 4chan pass buying samefagging transparent posting style legitimate diagnosed schizophrenic psycho (Ban Seal 2 Activated)
Hmm... on second thought, let's not retrieve him.

>Shikamaru doesn’t want to bring Naruto because he doesn’t like him still
Petty fuck, a bit based though since he doesn’t care about Sasuke. But thinking you shouldn’t take a guy who is the strongest around is retarded.
This isn’t a bad team comp, they just need a few more people but I guess the squad is already sizeable enough. Neji is an all arounder for combat and tracking, and a level above the rest of the Konoha genin. Kiba jobbed but he’s not Sakura level or 1010 level bad. He has some utility with Akamaru. Shino is offscreen busy (bullshit) but it’s whatever. Choji is certainly the odd pick, but he’s the only strength based ninja. Shikamaru himself is the weak link though, he has no style to even eliminate those curse mark fags.

>>279995507
Which one are you?

>>279988429
Power rankings
1)nardo
2)neji
3)kiba
4)choji
5)shikamaru

>thread is a snoozefest when people trying forcing discussion about the chapter
>thread races to bump limit when all the in-drama flares up
Interesting...

>>279995507
3 of those are the same guy

>>279995624
This has been the case since like December or January. Further proof that a daily chapter is not needed but fags want to insist on it.

>>279988055
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>have casual conversation with family
>hokage calls, you're going on a suicide mission that's way above your level.
Just as the founding Hokages intended

>>279995646
I really think it's like 3 anons max that insist on having 1 chapter a day.

I'm convinced that sasukefag is dailyramen.

>>279995628
Well only one of those applies to me.
Actually, I sorta kinda think about psychoanalyzing characters sometimes, but I don't think I've posted it that much.

>>279995699
Wouldn't be surprising at this point

>>279995686
No one believes you sasuketard

Serious question, has there been a single day of peace since these dailies started?

>>279995646
fuck off

>>279995788
Hi dailyramen

>>279995742
The schizo bitched and moaned about it at first. Then he started posting the next chapter in the dailies and spamming images so he was rangebanned. And then he obviously bought a fucking 4chan pass. Look at the ridiculous obvious samefagging with the same exact post style.

>>279995742
Yeah. The few times they weren't necrobumped and died within 100 posts

>>279995742
That day you got banned was pretty cool

>Attacking OP
>Replying to himself
>Pretending to be different people
>Gaslighting
>Shitting on the dailiex
Does the schizo think everyone's brains just reset every hour and will fall for his tired old tactics?

>>279995834
Dailyfaggot is actually lame tho

>>279995822
>The few times they weren't necrobumped and died within 100 posts
Damn, got an archive link? That's pretty depressing if so

>>279995699
>>279995715
You have repeated this same bullshit before word for word and nobody belives your attempt to make everyone turn on OP.

>>279995868
I don't care enough to find them. It's happened at least twice from what I've seen. Does support the notion there are like less than 10 people reading these daily's

>>279995834
Has it ever occurred to you that a broken clock is right twice a day?
You don't have to reply to me, I'll do it for you
>Fuck off sasukefag
Glad we got that out of the way

>>279995892
>make everyone
The whole 3 of you?

>>279995894
I too remember, but the rest have been hitting bump limit just because the drama fuels it and you can't even point it out because "sasukefag"

Got a lore question. Maybe it was Neji or whoever, but someone mentioned that the Hyugas were one of the oldest and greatest families in the village. Given the whole thing about the Sharingan being related to the Byakugan, and later learning how the Senju and Uchiha establish Konoha, how exactly do the Hyuga tie into this history?

>>279995742
>Serious question, has there been a single day of peace since these dailies started?
The 8-9 days when 4chan came back and Sasukebrownclownpoojeetfuckshartredeemersaar (you) didn't realize it was back

>>279995849
>>279995907
>replying twice because every single tactic has been summed up

>>279995956
Kishi didn't think about it. Stop asking questions

>>279995964
Meds now

>>279990324
Last two openings are peak.

>>279995964
Lol

>>279995960
That was nice

>>279995956
They were probably the third clan to join the village.
Stop spoilering shit, dailyramen. The manga is done.

>>279995956
>oldest and greatest families
Doesn't mean much when the village is only like 60 years old

>>279995994
>>279995351
Changing your theme doesn't change the resolution or layout of the website, you absolute tard

>>279996040
You're actually mindbroken lol

>>279996040
Holy shit you unironically are schizophrenic lmao SCHIZO

Why is the schizo trying this again when he openly confesses to everything when he's raging or cornered?

>>279996073
Maybe because me and the other guy are not him

>>279996089
Yeah, sure. Lol.

>>279996073
>Why is the schizo
You're gonna have to be more specific in these threads lol

when it’s already been established that you use 2 devices you probably don’t wanna make those defense posts so close to each other in time broski

Dear mindbroken anon, we can't prove to you that we're not samefagging but just consider how actually schizophrenic you look in the small chance that you are wrong

>>279996127
What are you trying to accomplish here, exactly?

>>279996120
There is only one schizo and that's the Sasukefag who you wil claim you aren't despite whining about the same things like a broken record.

Hanabi sucking up Bort’s mayonnaise

>>279996174
>There is only one schizo
Evidently not

>>279996174
Why is it such a foreign concept to you that he could be right about the dailies while being wrong about everything else?

>>279996199
Why do you keep doing this when there is no subtlety with what you do?

>>279996203
>that he could be right about the dailies
Aaaand there it is again. No subtlety at all

>>279990919
I'll bite, is the shillfic worthwhile and if so what is it?

>>279996256
Underage premarital sex, it's not worth it

>>279996250
Your autism is what isn't subtle here

>>279996250
Alrighty. Guess we need a new nickname for this schizo. Are you the psychoautist one?

Here is a thought. If there is actually multiple people (lol) why don't all of you leave and make a regular Naruto thread instead pissing and moaning in here? Wouldn't that be more productive?

>>279996305
>THE DAILIES STEAL ALL MY POSTERS REEEEEEEEEE
paraphrased from a genius

>>279996305
There's like 6 people here, can you sustain your daily with 4? We surely can't sustain a Naruto thread with 2

>>279996290
You do know you're basically revealing you're using your phone with that filename, right?

>>279996305
I'm enjoying all the autism and schizophrenia completely unrelated to the chapter though?

>>279996336
Yeah I'm phoneposting at the moment, but I'm not your Boogeyman

>>279996336
hilarious part is that means he forgot to use his 4chanx filename randomizer

>>279996266
oh is it just time braid kek

>>279996336
You do know basically everyone phone posts now, right?

>>279996321
If you hate the dailies so much, you and your unnamed companion who talks the exact same way as you who is a completely different person can go and make a Naruto thread.

>>279995742
When the schizo was range banned or was too busy with his own threads before people stopped posting on them.

Amazing how unhinged some of you are lol

>>279996256
It is probably the best try at having Naruto take Sasuke's place and vice versa. Everyone went on the Naruto Retrieval arc. And Kimimaro showed up more than once. I think the make it or break it part is Naruto's personality changes, Anko getting a massive role than what she had in canon, and how its kind of time skip starts. One anon posted here how Uzushio is some weird bizarro land in it, and that was just the tip of that recent as fuck giant iceberg.

>Me and all these different people hate OP and the daily threads
>Stay in them and whine even when told to make a Naruto that's not daily related

>>279996419
Hi dailyramen

The highlight to me is when that poal was made and Sasukebrown whined that it was apparently all bots

>>279996365
>who talks the exact same way as you
Psychoanalyst-sama? This is a weak cope, many 4chan autists sound the same, we share the same website after all. And /dbs/ has damaged the communication abilities of too many anons to count.

Remember when all those people who "totally aren't the Sasukefag" or supported him completely disappeared when he was humiliating himself on /v/?

>>279996318
And then he'll also accuses OP of samefagging to keep the threads alive. Which is it with him? Is the OP stealing posters or is he pretending to be all the posters that were "stolen"?

>>279996419
Hi springramen

>>279996467
No because i have a life outside these threads. You should try it sometime, going outside. You're as bad as the sauskefaggot

...N-Naruto thread?

DailyGOD? Gets money.
SasukeSHART? Gave Gookmoot $60 just to have it robbed.

>>279996439
There was also that poll that had 11 votes that were on Sasukefag's side but are never seen in actual threads nor do they reply to his dumps. Hmmm.

>>279996467
Why would /v/ know about the dailies?

>>279996498
I don't remember asking to you specifically.
Also, the archives are a thing, anyone can look at it at any time.

>>279996522
Sasukefag is a /v/ermin

The first drawfag that shows up after the hack will save N/a/ruto threads.

>>279996525
Don't trust posts that claim someone is as bad or worse than the schizo. That's just him trying to gaslight.

>>279996467
>Naruto shaped my life
I still have no goddamn idea what the actual fuck he means by this, it's so impossible to get anything even remotely a vaguely coherent conversation with him that I legit can't discern what about this series that's impacted his retarded brain so much

>>279996525
>the archives are a thing
Funny you say that when the entirety of this series is available to read at anytime, but somehow the board is only allowed 1 chapter at a time lol

>>279996558
>Board wars
Spare me, schizo.

>>279996445
Evertyone can recognize your posting style, dude. You're very transparent.

what's the sorriest shit is shillfic anon probably is the most productive of any obvious regular we have, if he really is the author

>>279996595
Is that why you tell that to like 5 different people every thread?

>>279996562
You're even worse

>>279996586
That's literally common knowledge? It's been said since last year.
In that thread, people straight up posted that he was there.

>>279996574
>but somehow the board is only allowed 1 chapter at a time lol
WHO
FUCKING
SAID
THIS
>dureeeueyryrye le dailynigger
YOU DON’T HAVE TO USE THESE THREADS

>>279996595
ESL-kun...

>>279996574
What does this have to do with anything?

>>279996627
>b-b-but they steal my posters or something

>>279996627
>next chapter gets posted
>dailyfaggot ignores and reposts it
>series isn't allowed to progress unless he specifically posts the chapters
It's all so tiresome

>>279996607
So you're telling me there are 5 different people who agree with the Sasukefag but none of you want to reply to his dumps or post in his threads? Kek. Do you think we're that fucking stupid?

You say that he didn't kill Boruto threads because it imploded due to bad writing, but he definitely nuked Naruto threads.

>>279996660
I wonder why you don't complain when the spammer ignores the chapters they previously posted as well.

>>279996670
pretty much
>>279996663
it really is ridiculous

>>279996663
Are not allowed to call out what a faggot OP is without having to agree with everything else the sauskefaggot says? Just because you fanboy over OP doesn't mean everyone needs a dick to ride. Sauskefaggot and OP are both horrible.

>>279996660
>next chapter
*2 volumes (only physically stopped by image limit)

>>279996683
Daily insists in reposting his own chapters so they should be in order

>>279988429

>>279996696
If you think OP is a faggot, then why don't the "5" of you make a Naruto thread of your own? Surely that is enough people to discuss something.

>>279996696
>Sauskefaggot and OP are both horrible
Sasukefag post.
Sasukefag always says this.
Kys sasukefag.

>>279996696
OP is a fag for not bending the knee to his spam?
Funny enough, when he DOES acknowledge his spam by not posting the BW version the schizo STILL gets angry and spam again.
There's no compromise here.

>>279996467
The worst part is that thread confirmed that post-hack /v/ has better moderation than post-hack /a/ which would be unthinkable even a year ago

>>279996683
Probably because i don't care about the spam. I don't even read these chapters anymore since they get reposted too often and OP is too possessive of these threads. I just enjoy watching all the posts not talking about the chapter

>>279996707
But the people who supposedly read the previous spam have the chapters fresh in their memory.

>>279996696
How am I bad?

>>279996730
BASED RAMEN

>>279996734
isnt there like fucking three in the catalog?

>>279996734
Why do i need to make another Naruto thread? Your logic makes no sense, schizo

>>279996750
We know, since you constantly try to derail them.

>>279996750
>OP is too possessive
I forgot the time Ramen held me at gunpoint to post here.

>>279996736
The spam only started after OP ignored someone posting 1 additional chapter on a weekend. Newfag

In retrospect should we have just let him have his fanfic? This blatant samefagging is fucking unbearable.

>>279996774
yet you do it anyway

>>279996763
I know that there’s this one
>>279994213
But you’ll never see Sasukenigger actually use those threads because
>he hates Naruto
>he’s admitted to hating Naruto
>he straight up called it kusomanga
>he whines that there are any Naruto threads at all
From a grown man that still needs mommy to feed him every day

>>279996774
Because you clearly don't like this one?
Should Naruto threads be monopolized? People can just switch tabs anyway.

>>279996763
That means the Furious Five can go to those, not here. But "they" won't.

>>279996775
Schizo. I haven't been in these threads for a few weeks. I left after OP decided to repost the same chapters. Funny how shitty things still are though

>>279996801
No. He's fucking annoying. If it wasn't that, it would've just been something else that set him off.

>>279996814
>Should Naruto threads be monopolized?
I don't know let's ask dailyramen

>>279996801
I know that this is trying to be “subtle” but I’ve been mentally debating just unleashing an LLM on him just because the idea of him trying to wage war against a bot sounds funny.

>>279996800
The schizo also spammed when that same guy posted instead of Ramen, so he clearly doesn't give a fuck about that anon in the first place.

>>279996814
>Because you clearly don't like this one?
What are you talking about, I've repeatedly said I enjoy the trainwreck and all the schizophrenia.

>>279996843
Yeah, there was some other guy who didn’t even use a trip that would post an extra chapter, and then Sasukejeet IMMEDIATELY spammed those threads too

>>279996830
Ramen isn't stopping anyone from making nardo threads.

>>279996774
Because you said you hate these threads so... why stay in them? Your logic isn't adding up. You have 5 people. So go make a thread. Unless... these 5 people are nonexistent?! But perish that thought!

>>279996829
What is he angry about still?
Last I remember is
>People "backstabbed" him by not attacking Boruto anymore
>Daily threads annoyed him
>Everyone turned on the fanfic and he felt "it was taken from him" or something

>>279996843
Well, it was still dailyfaggot's actions the instigated the spam. So i see them as equally as bad.

Funny how "monopolizing Naruto threads" wasn't a problem when it was with his threads.

>>279996869
>Because you said you hate these threads
I've not once said that, quite the contrary, silly schizo

>By this time one year ago, we had 120+ unique IPs per thread
It's over...

>>279996876
>What is he angry about still?
dude I really don’t know
ever since the public breakdown thread he made where he tried to impersonate dailyfag I’ve just accepted that the dude is legitimately a gunshot away from a suicide incident

>>279996902
So do you like these threads?

>>279996876
abortion fags just gave up after a while
no one likes the joint threads
no one

He just started being a massive ass about his retarded "fanfic"

>>279996883
>Getting mad on the behalf of someone he doesn't even give a fuck about
If it wasn't that, it would've been for something else.

>>279996896
Back then it was everyone's thread, he probably was the OP for most of them but everyone posted there

>>279996915
I've said multiple times already
>>279996852
Try to keep up. I know it's hard with all the voices

>>279996909
The dude is still trying to walk away from that even though that solidified how much of a deceitful amd petty piece of shit he is.

>>279996925
>Getting mad on the behalf of someone he doesn't even give a fuck about
Weird projection

>>279996909
>impersonate dailyfag
Proof? I know someone made a fake dailyramen trip but it could be any of the fags that are complaining here.

>>279996806
And that thread is currently sitting on page 9, even
Dude seethes day in and day out it about the dailies but will literally not support any other thread in the catalog

>>279996932
>he probably was the OP for most of them but everyone posted there
Begrudgingly

>>279996961
It'll just get archived and he'd be talking to himself

>>279996934
You're literally stating you don't actually enjoy the threads for their intended purpose, you just enjoy shitting them up. So you don't like the threads by default

>>279996961
These are the Naruto generals, why wouldn't people post here?

Did he stop avatarfagging because Sasuke kept getting edited to be a pajeet

>>279996986
Lol. Hi dailyramen

>>279996967
Believe it or not I think even he actually enjoyed the threads back then, we all did, everything was so comfy man shit was cash and I wanna go back

>>279996957
>any of the fags that are complaining here
The so-called 5 people who for some reason can't make thier own Naruto thread? Lmao.

This is probably the fastest thread on /a/ right now you know? And no one is fucking talking about the chapter.

>>279997031
Nobody ever does

>>279997031
Talking about the chapter unfortunately gets in the way of crushing Hanabi’s throat into bloody chunks

>>279997031
Because the schizo is using his personas again. 5 people who agree with him but CAN'T sustain a thread because OP "steals" them, lol.

>>279997011
Maybe at first, when the bort separation was hot and New after that bortfag seethed like hell, but 5 days is was already tirering and that's already the time he got bullied for the first time.

>nooooo you can't post in this thread unless you talk about the chapter
>noooooo there's only 5 of you who hate these threads
>noooooo you have to go make your own thread if you want to talk about Naruto
This anon is completely mindbroken

>>279997045
Then what's the point of the Naruto Daily? I think Springramen should just do Part 1 and call it good, it's the only way to end this without taking everyone's sanity with it.

>>279997064
Why aren't you talking about Nardo right now?

And remember kids
>>279952683
The dude is GENUINELY fucking jealous of a tripfag and feels like he's in his shadow

>>279997062
>but 5 days is was already tirering
You see, ESL-kun, the Naruto general lasted about an entire year of bump limit threads every day and there was peace back then, shitposting yes but peaceful.

>>279997064
You hate these threads, you hate OP, and you hate everyone who enjoys the daily chapters and claims they are taking away from Naruto threads yet the 5 of you don't want to post in a Naruto thread because...?

>>279997067
>Then what's the point of the Naruto Daily?
Containment thread. It's basically just a Naruto general at this point. Nobody is reading Naruto for the first time. The daily's were a stupid concept to begin with and enough people said as much in the beginning

>>279997067
>I think Springramen should just do Part 1 and call it good, it's the only way to end this without taking everyone's sanity with it.
Personally I think that playing kick the autistic for 520 more days is kekaroo funnyroo and we should continue

>>279997083
Because nobody else is?

>>279997102
>Containment thread. It's basically just a Naruto general at this point.
THEN WHY MAKE IT A DAILY? The Naruto general was already a thing so why are these "containment"? I think the OP is just continuing this out of spite because clearly only like 3 people actually read his dumps.

>>279997101
>they are taking away from Naruto threads
Lmao

>>279997098
Because the schizo spammed most of them. Every time I look at those old thread it's just full of his shitty memrs and screeching about Boruto and you can also see a huge time gap between posts, showing they were necrobumped.

>>279997121
>kekaroo funnyroo
Go back. Just shut the fuck up and go back.

>>279997135
>out of spite
spite for what

>>279997153
Okay and why wasn't that a problem back then? If it's just as bad then as it is now then why did people tolerate it?

>>279997135
>THEN WHY MAKE IT A DAILY?
Bruh, i don't know and I don't care. The Naruto generals became just as bad, if not worse, than these daily's. Naruto is too long and too old of a manga. There's no new discussion. No new material. I have no idea why people insist on forcing a Naruto thread on here every day.

>>279997067
Why aren't the 5 of you leaving and making your REAL Naruto threads? I don't get it? Is 5 not enough?

>>279997154
Kekaroo nopearoo

>>279997186
Mindbroken lol

YOU JUST HAD TO IGNORE HIS FANFIC YOU STUPID FUCKS
THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IF YOU DIDNT ACKNOWLEDGE IT INSTEAD OF ATTACKING IT, HE WOULD'VE GOTTEN TIRED
HAVE YOU NEVER DEALT WITH RETARDED CHILDREN BEFORE?

>there is no discussion unless sakura is on panel then we get a wave of PINKSHITPINKSHITPINKSHIT
huh

>>279997212
Are you seriously trying to convince me that all the Sakura hate is Sasukefag too?

>>279997212
Kek this, she’s not a good character by any means but it’s funny how the “this is an old manga nobody talks about it” thing flies out the window whenever she does something retarded and he has to add his le witty commentary

>>279997174
Actually, if you look around last June, people were getting tired of it and slowly started to leave because the schizo, instead of being humble and displaying an ounce of charisma, doublef down and started attacking everyone and falseflagging with his personas that all agreed with him.

>>279997221
Always has been

>>279997248
>Sasukefag has been behind ALL Sakura hate for 25 years
Nigga

>>279997198
I don't get it. There is said to be 5, so why can't they make a thread? The story isn't adding up here... hmmm.

>>279997210
if mods stopped being retarded, we wouldn't have this issue at all

I think everyone's lives would improve if there were no Naruto threads at all.

>>279997210
He mass replies to himself when it's ignored to create artificial interest.

>>279997258
All the recent flooding of pinkshit and piss threads is not more than a few anons. We aren't talking about the long standing feud of waifufaggots and shitnata vs pinkshit. That's always been a thing.

>>279997248
Nah I wouldn’t actually go that far, it’s just really easy to notice his particular tics and separate “guy who dislikes sakura” vs. “guy who swears there’s nothing to talk about but can foam at the mouth over the girl whose onsen scene he whacked his brown thumbtack to for 500+ posts”

>>279997275
Mods can't ban an autist for making a fanfic dude

>>279997221
You can easily tell when he bashes Sakura with how personal and angry it sounds along with mentioning piss and rape from his fanfic.

>>279997266
>There is said to be 5
By who? You aren't really making the point you believe you are lol

>>279997303
To be fair why did Pierrot draw her like that

>>279997315
they can certainly ban him for being a spamming faggot

>>279997302
It's one anon, the Sasukefag. There is no "few", lol.

>>279997323
I’m still convinced he’s just mentally replacing sakura with someone he knew IRL

>>279997323
Why don't you just ignore all that, if you don't you're being just as retarded

>>279997357
Yeah, probably

>>279997327
Ahem >>279996607

>>279997360
>Sasukefag
>Talking to women
Choose one and only one.

>>279997387
Ok? And what point are you trying to make?

>540
Ah yes, another productive thread of... Talking about... Naruto.....

>>279997369
Ignore him mass replying ti himself and butting into conversations?

>>279997389
I mean there’s a coinflip’s chance that he’s still seething at someone from school unless he for real just sat at home all day his whole life (bear in mind he’s self-inserting as a 12-year-old so that pinpoints a few things)

>>279997409
Yes.

>>279997401
>What point are you trying to make?
Lol. You have no defense.

tayuyabro…
where art thou…

>>279997418
>he’s self-inserting as a 12-year-old
Is he?

>>279997453
What am I defending?

>>279997475
Tayuyafag thinks sasukefag is legit mentally ill but sasukefag likes Tayuyafag, it's a weird interaction between the two

stop being mean, every time you insult him his hairline recedes by a centimeter

>>279997512
Dailyfaggot?

>>279997512
Are you the same /pol/fag who can't stop bringing up skin color?

>/pol/GOD

The schizo rages about Boruto and calls Ikemoto a pedophile while shiping Sasuke with Hinata's younger sister and has made greentexts about mid-teen Hanabi falling for 19-20 year old Sasuke, his self-insert. More projection I guess, lol.

>>279997562
>Let's ignore the fanfic that has children straight up fucking

>>279997475
You mean me?

>>279997582
>Doesn't even attempt to deny it
Kek. Did you really think mentioning that fanfic would nullify you?

>>279997613
Your waifu is dead and irrelevant lol

>>279997613
Your waifu lives on in our hearts

>>279997619
>you
I was just saying but I see you're gonna call me sasukefag so I guess that's the end of this reply chain

I don't see one schizo, I see many schizos to varying degrees and I mean all of you.

>Who cares if I ship teen Hanabi with adult Sasuke! What about Ikemoto and that other fanfic?!
Lmao.

Such a great daily chapter thread discussing the chapter of a series nobody has ever read before!

>>279997661
No one is falling for this. Ever.

>>279997672
I take it you didn’t like me insinuating that a dog is more valuable than all the genin girls

Boy do I wonder what awaits us next thread for the next chapter

>>279997622
>>279997627
Which one do I shoot?

If Sasukefag starts memeing about Tayuya and Shikamaru will you hate that too?

>>279997729
>2 characters that people already meme about
Eh

>>279997694
Why insinuate when it's blatantly true? None of the girls are useful until part 2, and even then, only Sakura gets any real shining moments that get completely ruined by her obsession with Sauske

>>279997741
Just asking, Shino and Anko were posted like less than 10 times and people already fucking hate it lol

>>279997729
>>279997741
>>279997758
All fanfics are cringe and cancer

>>279997758
Why deny CHADno his slampig?

uhhh for my le ebin joke that i’ll spam every thread i’ll pick uh erm uh kiba and fubuki

>>279997813
Personally I'd like to see the adventures of Fuu and Hidan + Kakuzu

>>279997767
Explain why.
I assume you're saying there are no exceptions, so what's the reason for that?

>>279997839
He hates fun

These threads are so much more active than those forced shitty threads some guy makes it's hilarious.

>>279997850
I wasn't asking you. Unless you're also the same person I ask but you're talking about yourself in the third person, which makes your answer seem even less sincere.

>>279997839
>not creative enough to make your own story with characters
>expanding and self-inserting yourself into material that doesn't follow the canon material
>always forced relationship that make characters act out-of-character
>usually influenced by waifufaggotry or porn

>>279997871
But these are the forced shitty threads

>>279997887
>waifufaggotry
Oh, it's the same guy from fucking MONTHS ago lmao oh no no no no no....

>>279997890
If a thread is this active it can't possibly be forced.

The other threads die like 50 posts in. Nobody posts there.

>>279997871
It's hilarious these are only active because people aren't talking about Naruto lol

>>279997906
?

>>279997910
There's really no denying that these threads are extremely popular and the activity is proof.

>>279997906
>Concession: not needed.
All fanfiction is cancerous cringe

one would think that Rapeape would’ve hired a janny that gave Naruto special attention

>>279997933
That's like saying sasukefag is popular.

>>279997933
The Naruto generals were "popular" too. Didn't make them any less shit, what's your point?

>>279997962
The Naruto general were actually good

>>279997955
If that were true then his threads wouldn't die 50 posts in.

>>279997968
indeed, they were full of bort and hanabi sucky fuckies yumyum

What I learned today is that sasukefag is pathetic but there's also a bunch of people willing to jack off the OP constantly for some reason

>>279998005
Those are not Naruto generals

We always make it to 600 when we fight but we still haven't taken the crown from the 900 Sakura piss thread.

>>279997968
No

>>279998053
>SasukeJEET creaming himself over being bathed with the piss of a woman, as per his heritage

>>279998013
>bunch of people
It's more people just hate Sauskefaggot more than OP and some OP samefagging sucking himself off.

>>279998053
>the 900 Sakura piss thread.
The what now

>>279997887
So if I avoid doing those things (or at least keep one or two of them to a minimum while completely avoiding the others) in a fanfic, would you hate it as much as you hate all the others?
I don't expect you to automatically love it just because it doesn't have the same problems, I just want to know if a Naruto fanfic where most of the characters aren't canon characters, the author doesn't have a dedicated self-insert character, the characters aren't acting completely different for no reason, and it isn't super horny, since it could still just be badly written in other ways, but would you at least consider that it could be better than the stories you think of when you hear the word fanfiction?

>>279998089
Sauskefaggot really loves forcing his piss spam and overtook a thread forcing it

>>279998089
You don't wanna know

>>279998110
Is there anything that isn't forced by him according to you? Like damn nigga we can't have any (new) memes because you're gonna say that's all him too

Still quite a long time to go until WIFEmari chapter...

>>279998137
You mean the future homewrecker?

>>279998137
I advise all Tayuyabros to look away when that chapter drops.

Which thread are we going to after this one?

>>279998133
>he thinks piss is a meme
Are you 6 or something?

>>279998197
The next daily thread in the morning or afternoon.

>>279998218
Didn't she literally piss herself at some point?

>>279998233
No. Which is why it was a forced "meme"

>>279998269
Bro there's literally a panel of her doing that

>>279998149
My future housewife

>>279998278
Go ahead and post the original black and white scans.

>>279998297

>>279998319
Yeah those ain't tears

>>279998319
>Sasukebrown is now getting a stiffy

>>279998319
Like i said. Forced "meme" is forced. If you read the rest of the chapter, nothing indicates she pissed herself

>>279998341
No one cares about your /pol/ obsession dude, insult him normally like the rest of us

>>279998357
Lol. The sauskefaggot is actually a pajeet

>>279998351
>Heh post panel bet you can't
>OH um um.... Nothing about the rest of the chapter shows it h-heh (they changed locations)

>>279988396
I was going to say inoshikacho, but he didn't even bring Ino.
>>279988429
Thanks, OP.

>>279998376
Looks like crying to me.

>>279998364
/a/ is not a place like other boards, there's a reason why wojaks and frogs are actually ban worthy here and you know this, that's why you dare not post that like you would elsewhere (I know your hard drive is filled with them by the way you post)

>>279998357
>Sasukebrownshitpoopskinpajeetrajsaar

HIKARABITA

>>279998410
You literally can't cry a puddle, are you blind?

>>279998425
You seem very thin-skinned. Sorry for offending saar.

>>279998445
>You literally can't cry a puddle
Are you retarded?

>>279998319
It looks like just the ground to me.

>>279998472
You couldn't even fill a small glass with tears in the time they spent in front of Orochimaru.

>>279998319
>clear portrayal of liquid with Sauske's vomit in the previous panel
>the rest of the ground looks exactly like the "piss" under Sakura
You're REALLY trying to force something that isn't there. Why don't you post the episode since Kishi would have supervised it and told them to make sure it shows her pissing herself in this scene?

>Actually trying to deny a manga panel because something something le sasukefag
Alright you're all actually insane. Fuck this thread.

>>279998534
Scream LOUDER

>>279998524
You know damn well they would censor the piss, retard.

>>279998534
Saar. Please. Saar, not everything needs to have piss saar

>>279998552
>that filler with Naruto pissing as Ino
>Akumaru "marking" his territory
You're retarded

sasukepoojeets… we’re getting redeemed…

>>279998627
India gaining internet access has been a detriment to the world

Scariest part is the majority of India still doesn’t have internet access

>call out the piss fetish being from a pajeet
>thread suddenly becomes silent
Lol

>>279998319
There's no piss

>>279998804
Get your eyes checked

>>279998319
How is that supposed to be piss?

Hanabi is 2-0 against Hinata

>>279988429
Thank you for posting, OP. Bombshell chapter.