How do you respond to this without sounding like an incel?

>*inaudible*Y-you too...

>>280006339 (OP)
Assuming I'm a beta cuck japanese salaryman at risk of losing my job I'd probably do a naked dogeza as an apology or something

>>280006339 (OP)
>check source
>second page is the guy fucking her
Predictable.

>>280006339 (OP)
Immediately drop to my knees and start masturbating while she sits and glares at me while crossing her legs and pointing her high heel towards me while apologizing and dribbling out a pathetic drop of cum at her feet.

>>280006339 (OP)
Start crying, call her mommy and dive into her breasts

>>280006339 (OP)
>I don't know what you mean, ma'am
>sorry ma'am
>I apologize ma'am
>I'll do better next time ma'am
>*clocks off and goes home*
>"haaaa~~ another day, another dollar"

>>280006339 (OP)
That's what was written in the ticket. The team reviewed it in planning and the stakeholder gave the acceptance check. If you have an issue with the result, write a new ticket. Also, talk to HR about getting anger management sessions.

>>280006991
Yeah, bro. Been there.

>>280006991
too real

>>280006817
>not recognizing the artist from the OP pic alone

>>280006339 (OP)
Die instantly. I collapse dead on the spot.

>>280006991
Hey anon, lets take this offline, circle back, and
streamline operational workflows next time. We need to keep our core competency in mind as we synergize across departments.

>>280006339 (OP)
>bluuurgh… *rubs belly* uhhhhh *fart*
>ermm like well uhhhh… buuuurp
>i was thinking about cheeseburgers

>>280006339 (OP)
I would simply not respond, I would listen because nobody else did.

>>280007099
Only works with doujins for me, Im not much for artist cg's and the like.

>>280006339 (OP)
Yes madame... The pact has been struck.

>>280006339 (OP)
Invite her out for drinks as an apology.

>>280007523
Where can I find the full version translated? I can only come up with the danbooru/gelbooru version in original.

>>280006339 (OP)
i'M SORRY mommy

>>280006339 (OP)
I just say: Ma bad and leave while she is yelling.
I usually fully ignore when someone yells. Too incoherent and a waste of my time.

>>280006339 (OP)
I've never understood what Japanese salarymen actually do. I just seeing them typing on a computer at 7 PM and writing "reports"

>>280006339 (OP)
>sorry I was distracted by your breasts can you repeat?

>>280006339 (OP)
>incel
Go back

>>280006339 (OP)
>understood
>yes
>i agree
>i will take note of it
The objective here is to shut down the conversation as quickly as possible. If she realizes that she's practically speaking to a wall, she's immediate end her talking.

>she's saying hurtful things now
One ear in and out the other. You do now dwell on other remarks she's saying. Just filter her bitching and go.

And lastly, just clock out on time. Her bitching is temporary but wagie work is eternal.

>this is a sixteenth version of the layout, maam
>I can reproduce it with few clicks in just a minute, with all suggestions included, but I need you by my side, emails are not going to cut it
>we can go on after hours, I know a nice anticafe two blocks down

>>280006339 (OP)
I. AM. ATOMIC

>>280010628
Good answer. Sasuga Grace-sama