Thread 280042987

>Be Regulus
>Literally fucking Invincible and immortal
>Can kill people without moving.
>Doesnt breathe, cum, eat, shit, drink, and piss.
>gets ora ora'd by an albino ice witch 53 times.
>Drowns to death by an austistic ginger sword saint.

Wtf? How the fuck did he lose?

Being OP doesn't matter if you're retarded, which is why every shonenslop character would job to an intelligently-written smart character, like the old man from Shoujo Ramune

As retarded as he is he caused Rem to lose to Gluttony so Rem is a more bigger of an idiot

>>280043333
Listen here... aren't you violating the rights of anonymity...

>>280042987 (OP)
Turns out narcissistic schizophrenia isn't a super power.

He sure looks dumb.

Was checked from the beginning. In the hands of any other person, that authority would easily make them top 3 considering Regulus sandbagging everything still landed him a firm 6th or 7th place, and a wildcard status in which ranks 1, 4, 5 and possibly 6 can't effectively deal with him. However, his power would only manifest with him and him alone. Such is the nature of an Authority.

>>280043234
Gr8 b8 m8

>>280043234
>a more bigger of an idiot
Calling you an idiot is an insult to idiots. Learn grammar next time you fucking retard.

ninibros...

>>280047344
https://youtu.be/E_51cahT1NY?t=123
>bait

>>280047913
Wtf are you trying to say? Did I refute that Rem lost to those fuckers?

I just got around to finally watching the 3rd season, this was hot

>>280042987 (OP)
He lost to plot

Sex with Emilia's feet
Also, how the fuck did the last thread die?
We were going well, I took a nap and then it was gone

>>280048857
Cause moblia niggers started flapping their mouths

>>280048857
I made the thread and bumped it myself. Emiliafags didn't contribute shit and let it die when they showed up.

>>280048849
I want to be Capella's foot so I can feel Crusch's soft boobas
I want to be Crusch's titties so I can be stepped on by Capella's grippers

>>280042987 (OP)
why is gluttony so op compared to the others? not only are there 3 of them they get to control witchbeasts, erase people from existence, are the most intelligent and the best fighters

>>280047762
No

>>280049144
Regulus and Capella are leagues above them, wtf are you talking about?

>>280048849
She deserve this for getting too close to EMT's property

I think Petra deserves to die.

>>280042987 (OP)
regulus isn't invincible or immortal, he just has a gimmick to hold off the inevitable for a little while. did you even watch the show?

>>280049197
NTA but they affect the story more

>>280050106
He is immortal if nothing runs off the track. Its not "a little while". Its literally immortality.

>>280043234
Rem is awake?

>>280049968
I think everyone in that shit world deserves to die. Subaru should have never isekaied.

>>280050106
did YOU?

I think I deserve Petra's fertile pussy

>>280050106
>regulus isn't invincible or immortal
He is literally both

>>280050106
I don't blame you for not understanding his power. The anime turned his water bomb from an attack that annihilated something like 10% of the entire city to an attack that Emilia blocked with an ice shield. It also removed him annihilating entire buildings with every wave of his hand and breath and whatever. It's a shit adaptation by every measure

Funny how the moblia thread instantly died. Truly a R/æ/ board.

>>280051309
I mean R/æ/m.
Fuck.

This morning in Japan. This ad has been up for months it seems.

>>280042987 (OP)
I dropped this anime, explain this retard's powers to me.

>>280051349
Everything he touches gets timestopped

>>280051349
he can freeze the time of things making unstoppable projectiles or himself invincible

>>280051348
>clown wearing uncle sam hat
what did they mean by this

>>280051348
are japs really that conscious of skin cancer that they use umbrellas when its sunny

>>280051348
>This ad has been up for months it seems.
For what reason do they waste money on a mob character?

>>280051848
Yes. They are smarter than amerimutts for that actually.

STEM professors love Rem. Moblia could never.

>>280051848
This is why they're so weak and cucked, they have no vitamin D

>>280053061
>STEM professors love Rem
Why should we care?

>>280042987 (OP)
Why are these character drawn like frogs

>>280053463
>Why are these character drawn like frogs
Why not?

>>280053463
Because frogs are the cutest.

>>280053116
>We
>Just moblianiggers and closted moblianiggers

>>280053718
Yeah, with retarded frog eyes

>>280054071
>Just the majority of the fanbase

>>280042987 (OP)
This is the lamest way to handle an OP character. I get when Reinhardt was around to stall him, but even faggot mc + retard elf teamup alone managed not to be damaged at all. In the flashbacks he was just a ruthless sadist but here he was plain retarded.

>>280054402
>Majority
Uhmm moblia is not that popular moblianigger. She has been botted on any site imaginable just so moblianiggers could brag about it lmao

>>280050478
This but Felt

>>280052477
But Emilia isn't there.

Why is there a new emiliafag here? Thought we got over it's baiting already baka.

>>280054800
Eh, probably just a discordtard, the usual one hasn't been here in some time and they were always here even when the anime wasn't airing so they probably ACK'd

>>280054800
Emiliafags don't exist, Anon. They're like Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy. It's time to grow up and stop believing in nonsense.

>>280042987 (OP)
Because he is a narcissist retard. No skills, no strategy, underestimating everyone including Reinhard that is one of the most broken Re:Zero characters.
Guy is also insanely emotional and easy to provoke.
He 100% relies on his authority and once you find way to bypass it, he's cooked.

I care about Rem.
I am in love with Emilia.

>>280055061
Well somebody has to love Emilia I guess, but I'm not going to praise you for it.

>>280055061
We know, Subaru.

>>280042987 (OP)
Read the webnovel version of the fight, its completely different.

>>280055381
Yeah the LN fucking sucks and should be disregarded

>>280055381
Stop reading the novel.

>>280047106
this
Anyone who is smarter than him would not get Lion's heart

>>280055061
Shut the fuck up, Puck.
>>280055358
Nice try faker.

>>280055457
I agree.

>>280055590
Regulus in the anime was done so poorly that it actually sold me on reading the webnovel.

why is satella so inconsistent when nuking the tower in arc 6?

>>280055853
>it actually sold me on reading the webnovel.
It is shit. So stop reading it for your own good.

Chances Subaru will die inside Al's anus?

>>280057061
Al was last seen eating enchiladas, I'm afraid its too late for Subaru.

>>280055870
Satella has always been inconsistent
There is no reason for her not to kill Roswaal on the spot the moment he hinted that he knew about Return by Death
Seemingly, Satella's only ways to act whenever she escapes from the seal is either let loose and destroy the world (or whatever she can destroy before Reinhard no-diffs her) and squeezing Subaru's heart with her bluetooth Unseen Hand

Moblia sucks ass and bumps it

Rem loves it thick, long and black.

>>280058147
Eating ehomaki is a setsubun tradition

>>280058246
Tappei wrote a lengthy Rem IF chapter where Subaru and Rem do an ehomaki eating competition.

>>280058246
>fangs

>>280058246
Why is her horn out-
She is horny.

Older Petra

Petra is fucking Rem and Emilia right now.

>>280059630
I feel like Petra should be taller than Subaru

>>280059810
>Petra is fucking Rem

>>280061053
>only Rem
Why aren't you interested in fucking Emilia?

>>280061087
Gross

>>280061087
Emilia a shit

>>280059810
As long as they consent...

>>280061087
I don't stick my dick in retards. Makes me feel guilty of animal abuse.

>>280061087
Rem is a town bicycle.
Emilia is for Subaru use only.

>>280062683
Other way around, Rem has made it clear that she only wants Subaru but any guy could come along and take Emilia.

>>280043061
He literally can shoot things at infinite speed, he should never have lost

>>280047106
>>280055619
>what is the other authority's being the same
The next user would have the same powers and they wouldn't handicap themselves by killing their own heart.
Lion heart would be good at close combat or just touching someone and timestopping them.
Even shaking hands is a death sentence.

>>280042987 (OP)
THIS is what made you realize rezero fucking sucks?

>>280042987 (OP)
>Has a hundred women
>Never scored once
I he... dare i say... one of us?

>>280062948
>Us
Yes, bitchless dicklet emiliafags. Us.

>>280062812
>what is the other authority’s being the same
non-canon if you actually bother to compare the witches and archbishops

>discount palette-swapped Kirito
LN writers are such geniuses lol

>>280063823
>Kirito’s imouto hates him
>Reinfag’s family hates him
Hmmmmmm

>>280062793
God powerscalers are retarded
Regulus had to blackmail Reinhard for him to stop dodging his attacks
We also know that Reinhard is slower than lightning, so him dodging Regulus' light speed attacks is dumb

> 1 day
> 100 posts
5 day thread, again...

>>280065879
>> 1 day
>> 100 posts
Too fast. Needs to be slower.

>>280065879
>again
It was 4 days :^)

>>280065879
what's your problem? can you stop complaining?

just read the prologue
Aldebaran is Echidna's student, but it doesn't implicate that she created him. Given his powerful Authority I think he was created or summoned by Satella.

>>280068247
Echidna already has a history of creating clones (Dreamdona, Sphinx, Scarfdona), she had previous relations with Flugel, and she gave Aldebaran his name with clear reference to his role as the Following Star. It's not a stretch to think she's most likely the one who created Aldebaran as a Flugel/Subaru clone. Otherwise Al was "created" by Satella, then sent off to Echidna, and Echidna's friends and "those guys" agreed that Echidna should be the one to teach him to seal/kill Natsuki Subaru. Seems more convoluted than it needs to be.

>>280068626
Erasing Subaru from the world would affect Satella the most, so either Aldebaran is doing it because
1) Al was created/summoned by Satella and have a lot of knowledge about her
2) Al was created by Echidna and she taught him about Satella or he learn by himself, but why don't other Echidnas artificial spirits posses same knowledge about Satella?

>>280053027
Utterly obsessed

>>280050770
To be fair emilia permanently froze an entire forest.

why does every plot point revolve around echidna this fucking bitch give some other characters some relevance

>>280070770
There would be no "re:zero" without her.

>>280070770
Because this is Re:Chidna, getting my four-headed dick sucked off from zero
Actually, between her, Dream Dona, Omega, and Sphinx Dona, there has been four of her

>>280070770
No.

>mess around the wiki
>echidna took over the shima clone body and is out of the sanctuary
>entire story with her and a new party was in vol 15 already
The fuck.