Thread 280069440

>The Walls of Jericho were destroyed in the Bible
What did she mean by this?

>>280069440 (OP)

Literally asking to get railed

She's a Jericholic

>>280069440 (OP)
Sex

>>280069440 (OP)
Yeah it's very deliberately ironic if you know your Bible. Anno has that quote about putting Christian and Jewish stuff into Eva just because "it was cool," but clearly they knew enough to make references that were appropriate for certain circumstances.

>>280069440 (OP)
it honestly feels out of character. there's no way Asuka is well-read, come on

>>280071663
She's a college graduate at the age of 13

>>280071971
>college graduate

so? since when do colleges teach the bible? lmao

>>280072016
*tips fedora*

If you walk around and shout enough at the doors long enough they'll fall down so you can run in and rape everything inside.
Except for one particular house.

>>280071971
She couldn't even do high school.

>>280069440 (OP)
Seriously....would you lick her butthole?

>>280072902
Y

>>280072902
i would make Assuka lick my butthole

>>280072902
Aggressively.

>>280069440 (OP)
>Christian allusion in NGE doesn't hold up to the slightest scrutiny
you don't say...

>>280072016
>since when do colleges teach the bible? lmao

Mythology and Theology are courses you can take at many colleges. It would also come up in history and anthropology courses.

>>280069440 (OP)
That she never read the bible.

>>280069440 (OP)
Should have gone for the Armbar instead.

>>280072016
>why the fuck would college teach the most influential piece of human literature of all time what the heck

Didn't matter what she meant, he's a dweeb and was never going to go for it even with her express permission. He was too stupid to get it, though, which was funny at least.

>>280072902
Asuka? Yes
Misato? No fucking way, dirty old hag

>>280072692
Because she can't read Kanji

>>280073627
Separation of Church And State?

>>280069440 (OP)
even better, the walls of jericho were brought down through the treachery of a prostitute

>>280075556
that doesn't even make sense
separation of church and state doesn't mean pretending religion doesn't exist or hasn't massively influenced western society

>>280072016
That was the original purpose of most early universities. Training people for ministry.

>>280072056
>>280073627
amerimuttians make me sick

>>280075229
Dumb bitch can't even read

>>280072016
literally every college on earth prior to the 20th century, still widely available as an elective. and then ofc you have seminary colleges where that's the primary purpose.
>>280075556
there are private colleges, and publicly funded ones still teach about religion because simply teaching it doesn't imply promoting it.

>>280075556
do you have brain damage?

>>280069440 (OP)
It was a reference to an old movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zUaNKBQ04c

>>280077975
lmao christcuck