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Anonymous No.280069440 [Report] >>280069558 >>280069770 >>280069987 >>280071663 >>280072902 >>280073399 >>280073473 >>280073579 >>280075650 >>280078155
>The Walls of Jericho were destroyed in the Bible
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.280069558 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)

Literally asking to get railed
Anonymous No.280069635 [Report]
She's a Jericholic
Anonymous No.280069770 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)
Sex
Anonymous No.280069987 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)
Yeah it's very deliberately ironic if you know your Bible. Anno has that quote about putting Christian and Jewish stuff into Eva just because "it was cool," but clearly they knew enough to make references that were appropriate for certain circumstances.
Anonymous No.280071663 [Report] >>280071971
>>280069440 (OP)
it honestly feels out of character. there's no way Asuka is well-read, come on
Anonymous No.280071971 [Report] >>280072016 >>280072692
>>280071663
She's a college graduate at the age of 13
Anonymous No.280072016 [Report] >>280072056 >>280073402 >>280073627 >>280076559 >>280077975
>>280071971
>college graduate

so? since when do colleges teach the bible? lmao
Anonymous No.280072056 [Report] >>280076624
>>280072016
*tips fedora*
Anonymous No.280072085 [Report]
If you walk around and shout enough at the doors long enough they'll fall down so you can run in and rape everything inside.
Except for one particular house.
Anonymous No.280072692 [Report] >>280075229
>>280071971
She couldn't even do high school.
Anonymous No.280072902 [Report] >>280073277 >>280073355 >>280073376 >>280073777
>>280069440 (OP)
Seriously....would you lick her butthole?
Anonymous No.280073277 [Report]
>>280072902
Y
Anonymous No.280073355 [Report]
>>280072902
i would make Assuka lick my butthole
Anonymous No.280073376 [Report]
>>280072902
Aggressively.
Anonymous No.280073399 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)
>Christian allusion in NGE doesn't hold up to the slightest scrutiny
you don't say...
Anonymous No.280073402 [Report]
>>280072016
>since when do colleges teach the bible? lmao

Mythology and Theology are courses you can take at many colleges. It would also come up in history and anthropology courses.
Anonymous No.280073473 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)
That she never read the bible.
Anonymous No.280073579 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)
Should have gone for the Armbar instead.
Anonymous No.280073627 [Report] >>280075556 >>280076624
>>280072016
>why the fuck would college teach the most influential piece of human literature of all time what the heck
Anonymous No.280073641 [Report]
Didn't matter what she meant, he's a dweeb and was never going to go for it even with her express permission. He was too stupid to get it, though, which was funny at least.
Anonymous No.280073777 [Report]
>>280072902
Asuka? Yes
Misato? No fucking way, dirty old hag
Anonymous No.280075229 [Report] >>280077636
>>280072692
Because she can't read Kanji
Anonymous No.280075556 [Report] >>280076298 >>280077975 >>280078072
>>280073627
Separation of Church And State?
Anonymous No.280075650 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)
even better, the walls of jericho were brought down through the treachery of a prostitute
Anonymous No.280076298 [Report]
>>280075556
that doesn't even make sense
separation of church and state doesn't mean pretending religion doesn't exist or hasn't massively influenced western society
Anonymous No.280076559 [Report]
>>280072016
That was the original purpose of most early universities. Training people for ministry.
Anonymous No.280076624 [Report]
>>280072056
>>280073627
amerimuttians make me sick
Anonymous No.280077636 [Report]
>>280075229
Dumb bitch can't even read
Anonymous No.280077975 [Report] >>280078364
>>280072016
literally every college on earth prior to the 20th century, still widely available as an elective. and then ofc you have seminary colleges where that's the primary purpose.
>>280075556
there are private colleges, and publicly funded ones still teach about religion because simply teaching it doesn't imply promoting it.
Anonymous No.280078072 [Report]
>>280075556
do you have brain damage?
Anonymous No.280078155 [Report]
>>280069440 (OP)
It was a reference to an old movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zUaNKBQ04c
Anonymous No.280078364 [Report]
>>280077975
lmao christcuck