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Anonymous No.280070952 [Report] >>280070989 >>280071474 >>280071527
Naruto ist actually GOAT
Zoomer here, I am still watching Naruto. I like it more and more. It is really brilliant on different levels. It has probably the most interesting visual character design for a show with so many different characters. I just crossed the 100 episode mark and they probably introduced like 100 different characters already. But I have no problem with remembering their names, their appearance and their personality. That's another interesting fact about Naruto. You can do this character test, where you remove a person's apperance and parts of the story and just describe their personality and have another person guess them. I think Naruto would very easily pass this test.

Like just look at Sakura. She is the only character in the anime/manga, who is shown to have this visual alter ego, this kinda inner tomboy, which she is supressing to be more ladylike. Tsunade isn't just a big boobed milf, but a powerful ninja with a very big heart and soft side, which was almost shattered due to trauma. Her assistent and her pet pig are also funny and cute. I was never able to remember all of the names from MHA. It also had horrible pacing with way too many fights happening right after one another. Naruto on the other hand is comfy as fuck to watch, very enjoyable pacing. And I have only watched one really retarded filter episode by now.

So as a Zoomer I really do not understand this intense hatred for Naruto. I don't know what he fuck is wrong with yall.
Anonymous No.280070989 [Report] >>280071430
>>280070952 (OP)
Did you mean it is actually GOAT?

And yeah, wait for Shippuden bro, the lore gets so deep.
Anonymous No.280071430 [Report] >>280071465 >>280071518
>>280070989
He's a kraut so you can safely disregard his opinion.
Anonymous No.280071465 [Report]
>>280071430
I thought he said isn't at first
Anonymous No.280071474 [Report] >>280071487 >>280071518
>>280070952 (OP)
Shizune is a underrated girl
Anonymous No.280071487 [Report] >>280071518
>>280071474
She licks Tsunades asshole for sure
Anonymous No.280071518 [Report] >>280071658 >>280071745
>>280071430
How did you know though?

>>280071474
yes, she funny
hehe

>>280071487
No, they are not Lesbians. She is just her loyal assistant. Also you are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.280071527 [Report]
>>280070952 (OP)
>I just crossed the 100 episode mark
Make sure you check in again a few hundred episodes from now...
Anonymous No.280071658 [Report] >>280071877 >>280071952 >>280072220
>>280071518
>No, they are not Lesbians. She is just her loyal assistant. Also you are mentally ill.
Bro all of the characters in Naruto literally have sex with eachother offscreen. Jariya has sex with Tsunade, Konan has sex with Yahiko, Sasuke has sex with Karin, and Shikamaru had sex with Choji (only hand stuff tho).
Anonymous No.280071745 [Report] >>280071952
>>280071518
>How did you know though?
The "ist" gave it away.
Anonymous No.280071877 [Report] >>280071891 >>280071943 >>280071952
>>280071658
meanwhile Naruto is fucking his clones. that degenerate most likely turns his clones into females and fucks them, sometimes he does it with several other male clones, sometimes he has several female clones. sometimes he turns into female himself...
Anonymous No.280071891 [Report]
>>280071877
Find a single panel where it is implied he does this. Go ahead, I will wait.
Anonymous No.280071943 [Report]
>>280071877
I feel like Naruto is too canonically homophobic to do this
Anonymous No.280071952 [Report] >>280072019
>>280071658
I agree in principle, but the characters you paired up together make no sense. Also anilingus is disgusting honestly.

>>280071745
haha wow, it's even in the title
yes, you got me
I am German

>>280071877
that runs completely counter to his character
>sometimes he turns into female himself...
Where he exposes other people like Jariya as hopeless perverts. He always keeps a calm head, while perfectly roleplaying as a female.

No ninja would amount to anything, if they didn't have the discipline to not fuck their own shadow clones. It's actually very mentally freeing to hold yourself to a higher standard and not be a massive simp to women in the hopes of getting sex.
Anonymous No.280072019 [Report]
>>280071952
The first two are practically canon
Anonymous No.280072058 [Report] >>280072120
>1 minute apart
jeez god forbid someone makes a joke post on shartruto thread..
Anonymous No.280072120 [Report]
>>280072058
Not funny. We don't tolerate homos in the CHADruto thread.
Anonymous No.280072220 [Report]
>>280071658
porn brain
Anonymous No.280073387 [Report]