sitting down to watch for the first time, what am I in for? also what do i need to know? spinoffs good? best character?

i don't care about spoilers, i've had almost two decades to watch this shit.

>>280104356 (OP)
Lesbianism

>>280104356 (OP)
>what am I in for?
pantsu and aliens

>>280104527
>>280104555
>yuri
>pantsu
>ayylmao
sounds great so far

>>280104600
Oh yea the witches are based off of real ww11 pilots, with startling accuracy. They did a good amount of research

>>280104356 (OP)
>also what do i need to know
You need a deep knowledge of WW2 aviation in order to watch this

>>280104711
hmm are you sure? laymans won't do?

>>280104356 (OP)
The Take-off spin-offs are honestly better than the mainline series in some aspects.

It's all good, though, there's not a bad entry in this whole franchise. Give the mangas a go too, they're great.

>>280104722
Listen to >>280104711, otherwise you won't be able to fully appreciate Strike Witches.

>>280104825
Imagine being the janitor and having to clean up girl juice off of everything.

>>280104861
my tongue would be raw

i'll bump the thread with screenshots attesting to the historical accuracy of this show while i watch.

>>280105329
That would actually be nice, all I know is the story with Hitler's hat.

>>280105354
>hitler's hat
he only had one?

>>280105450
He probably had more at home, but if he lost the one he had with him, he'd have to go around all naked for the rest of the day.

and first episode ends, thanks for this historically informative shot in the outro

>>280105500
Yes, this bit of historical knowledge will be important later on.

>>280105450
Hartman and a bunch of other german aces were waiting in a confrence room to be given metals by hitler. They had all been drinking prior, so most were hungover/still kind of drunk. Hartmann ended up trying on hitlers hat while making a goofy impression of him.

>>280105354
Read the german aces speak

why have i never been interested in aviation combat history before?

>it was normal for pilots to embrace like this after a heated combat

i'm off to Touch grass and get food but I will return. interest seems low anyway.

>>280106629
The interest is alive and well.

>>280104356 (OP)
top tier anime girls especially the german ones

>>280104356 (OP)
>what am I in for
Nudity
Plane legs
Pantsu. LOTS AND LOTS OF PANSTU
Beam span aliens
Magic

>what do i need to know
WWII Aces on all sides.
General WWII knowledge mostly the European Theater.
From season 1 - Battle of Brittan
Season 2 - Italy Campaign
Movie - Battle of the Bulge
Season 3 - Battle for Berlin (sort of)

>spinoffs good?
OVAs are a fun watch.
Brave Witches - Not as good as Strike Witches, but still a fun watch.
Luminous Witches - Complete pile of hog, dog, bull, and horse shit all mixed together. By far the worst of the "Witches" franchise. Best to skip this one.

>>280108126
FUCK! MISSED ONE!

best character?
Tie between Charlotte (Shirley) E. Yeager, and Francesca Lucchini.

I love Trude

That is all

>>280108126
>Best to skip this one
Fucking spot on! This one was a complete mess.

>>280104356 (OP)
>what am I in for?
2 seasons with lots of nudity and nipples and then a bunch of censored follow ups and spin offs that refuse to show nipples or even bare asses and killed the franchise

>>280108382
This

>>280108382
>>280108418

>>280108126
>>280108362
Meh, it wasn't very good, but it wasn't unwatchable.

>>280108462
it WAS unwatchable. I hated the damn show.

>>280108382
I've seen this said before but season 3 still has lots of fanservice and still had nudity as well. I wonder if it was just more censored on TV and people never watched the uncensored bluray release. The third season also seemed to have overall the best visuals and animation imo. Better CGI but also seemed like less CGI.

>>280108462
You must be a saint to have been able to watch it. SHAFT shat all over the franchise with this.

>>280108441

>>280108418
>>280108441

>>280108788
>>280108824
I like this shot

Best breasts: Trude, Nipa, or Marsielle
Best ass: Perrine

>>280108841

>>280108913
What ass?

>>280108126
What's the watch order for this with the OVAs included?

>>280104356 (OP)
>what am I in for
An autistic janny who rage-deletes every uicchi thread he sees, enjoy this while you can :/

>>280108126
well said /thread
>>280109077
the release order, just look at wikipedia or mal

>>280104683

>>280104356 (OP)
obligatory reply

>>280104356 (OP)
While watching it, you will be so into the plot that your mind ignores the SEX that is constantly being thrown in your face.
But your body will react subconsciously with the most intense erections you have felt in years. Be prepared after watching.

>>280108931

>>280107714

Honk! Honk!

>>280109077
The OVAs are literally called

Operation Victory Arrow (OVA) of which there are 3. Just watch them in order

>>280109354
Good ol Chuck, last one still alive at the time of that graphic. Sadly no more :'(

>>280109612
His actual response is bot officially known. I like to think it went:
"They made me a WHAT?"
"Damn, I'm fucking STACKED."
"If anybody bitches, I'm kicking their ass into next week."

Fumikane (series main artist/director/creator) is drawing """"official"""" porn of the witches now btw.

We're not talking about the usual softcore stuff. We're talking about literal cocksucking and whatnot.

>>280110096
This shows you that the franchise is dead.

Yoshika is a great MC

>>280110229

Many faps.

>>280110170
Phases of anime/manga degeneracy:
1. Pointless canon spinoffs
2. Pointless off-brand spinoffs with new (worse) animation studio (chibi, moe, shorts, etc.)
3. Legit game / mobage
4. Gacha mobage
5. Pachinko and/or mahjong
6. Official porn
7. Zombie anniversary reboot / remake of series with new VAs because the original studio is out of ideas.
8. AI?

>>280110392
Luchinni butt best butt.

>>280110274
>>280110644
Sexo

>>280110392
>>280110644
Semen demon

>>280104356 (OP)
>best character?
Minna
Perrine is the worst and shit

>>280111365
>Minna
My bother from another mother.

>>280108441
BUDS ToT

>>280109377
very true and isn't it based. isn't it amazing? we were so innocent.
personally i love the concept of the show.

>>280109432
i watched two episodes and really all i thought about was SEXO
but i will watch more! i came for the sexo. and the military history, OF COURSE. i am such a historian. now.

i am also allergic to pants.

>>280111818
i love history so much...

>*truck sounds*

>>280104356 (OP)
Is the love alive and well?

first nude i have seen

Goddamn the italian is flat as a panini
And delicious as one too

if i made a post every time there was nice pantsu, i'd never finish an episode. this show is a treasure.

i guess it takes a while to catch your breath

>>280110349
a show is usually dead for me with 2, always dead by 4. If it reaches 6 it's an improvement.

>tactics

>>280112369
>tactical reasons

>>280109462
Cute butt

>>280112386
i am ROCK SOLID thanks for asking

>>280112428

Never forget.
Boobs aren't scary.

i will waifu lynette right now honestly.

what a great episode! i feel like i learned a lot about world war 2 combat pilots. always an informative watch.

this is, you will see, 3 seconds into the next episode, already loli pantsu and oppai redhead. sugoi.

things got dark

Miyafugi is dead, again.

getting psychotic lesbian vibes

>>280112793
Yeah she has more than a few loose screws

impromptu bath scene
why can't anime still be like this?
this is peak.

>>280112861
>why can't anime still be like this?
You clearly don't watch much anime anymore. Or haven't in the first place given you type and behave like 9th grader.

interesting factoid. i wonder if that's in 1940s yen.

>>280112915
You should have watched the full decensored versions. Has slits in this scene and everything

>tfw official witch porn and such
Thank you for reminding me of this

>>280113018
Fugg

>>280113018
kek, this is the one that's too lewd for /a/?

always dangerous to go in too hard by yourself

>>280113090
Because it had a cock in it

>>280113090
It's not even archived ao I can't check what it was

>>280113118
it was gone very fast. almost as fast this this girl late for work.

>>280113056
>>280113090
Fan decensored =/= official, anon.

Suck my clit jannies

Test

>>280108317

i've been waiting for this *unzips*

Suck it jannie

>>280113244
the sex happened off-camera i guess

>>280113250
dude he is way too fast. he's like a ninja.

>>280113267
There are tits posted itt why delet?

>>280113281
No ponos or vagoo.

a n a l

>>280113315
God dayumm that's hot

Last test since jannie quickshotting like the fag he is

Ok one more because jannie shitting himself for stealing his thunder here. Sex with Erica btw
>>280112861
>>280112888
>>280112948

>>280113412
Delicious asshole

>>280113412
>mod protected posts
So he DOES watch witches

guys can you not post porn. the show is pretty pornographic already!
these voices are very erotic. screenshot does not do it justice.

>>280113478

>>280113499

>>280113526

>>280113499
WEW

>>280113560
i guess this was the "big"

>>280113573
indeed

>>280113588
way to bury the lede

>>280113606
forgot image baka

lynnette-chan is very fertile

>>280113648
oh my
MIYAFUJI NO

>>280113669
she is too horny

oh man a beach episode. i am not prepared for this.

>>280113756

>>280113756

>>280113859
stacked

italian loli has arrived

>>280113859
Major asspull.

borgar

>>280113943
kek

>>280113968
maybe she is best character

>>280113968
Shirley knows just how important Erika is to Barkholm.; she gives Trude the little extra she needs to prevail.

>>280114018
and so it begins

>>280113315
How is this official?

>>280114116
i don't know how to make a stitch, gomen

SO MUCH
forgive me anons i must watch the episode

>>280114084
>>280114171
butte

>>280114183

hrrrng

they embarrassin

I still have some of the manga spinoffs in my backlog.

>>280114335
major, she's a ruthless pervert

i can confidently say i enjoy this show. it's stimulating.

HENSHIN

>>280114659
this loli does things to me

>>280114844
Lynette SEXO
Luchinni SEXO

Cameltoe. That’s basically the show.

>>280104356 (OP)
I'm in the middle of rewatching the series, and it's been a good time so far.

Reading the spin-off manga about Eila before The 501st and it's pretty cute so far. I love how fucking CHONKY the Buffalo strikers are. It also made me excited to see Nipa in Brave Witches.

>What am I in for?
It's a silly WW2 magical girl show about girls with planes for legs, gratuitous panty shots, and lots of casual nudity.
>What do I need to know?
Brave Witches is chronologically set in between Seasons 1 & 2, and Road To Berlin takes place after the movie. Luminous Witches is a pseudo-prequel idol show? I haven't watched any of that one. 501st JFW Take Off! is just kind of a chibi slice-of-life shitpost series full of in-jokes from Seasons 1 & 2, but it's pretty fun.
>Best character?
Eila > Shirley > Perrine

>>280108317
I wish she got to try out the Me262 again. I loved it's design in the show.

>>280108537
Isn't season 3 the one with the cursed breast expansion idol in it? I'm not caught up yet, but I've seen footage.

>>280110170
I saw the Lynette stuff last night. Good shit.

>>280114950
Yeah, isn't that great?

I like the OPs and EDs and the show between them

>>280115697
safe to say you like the whole episodes

>>280115741
I guess that means he's not that into next episode previews.

love my wife lots!

>>280104356 (OP)
jokes

>>280104356 (OP)
To step frame by frame use < and >
You will know why this is so important as you watch, especially the first season.

>>280104527
>he hasn't been keeping up with fumikane's fantia

Bro....

>>280108317
She has my second favorite episode. Her getting ultra fit to rescue her wife but still be able to take a chocolate bar with was fucking cute. First favorite was Lucchini when she takes a day off and has fun with the town girl.

>>280113648
>>280113669
>>280113703
The titty hunter strikes

>>280104356 (OP)
>also what do i need to know?
The strongest witches have the biggest breasts.

>annoying
>bitchy
>French
>sawashiro
Perrine belongs in the trash

>>280118933
no jews
They were killed in the first 1st century.

Psychoanalyze me based on my favourite witches

>>280117452
>>280117827

Yoshika is a much better written character as a massive pervert than she is as Witch Jesus

>>280119892
Common Hasshin W.

>>280118933
>Eurasia+Africa mostly normal, couple oddities, political borders notwithstanding
>Australia and Antarctica same deal
>SEA/Oceana is a bit fucky, a mysterious new massive island
>South America seems fi- wait what the fuck is going on where it meets and with central America
>North America, completely fucked but apparently Texas, Michigan, Cuba, and Hispaniola are still mostly the same?

Interesting world map. I especially like Alaska desperately trying to rejoin Russia, the Baltic Inland Sea and dangling testicle Hainan

>>280119940

Hasshin had no right being as good as It was

https://exhentai.org/g/1873402/186070a089/
Bless Kuronyan

>>280110096
Fanbox link?

>>280120431
literally second link when googling him lazyass

>>280104356 (OP)
Some quality Hideaki Anno approved anime

I hate how this show is another nationalistic japoids wank. japs lost, there is nothing for them to be proud about.

>>280120870
Go back

https://exhentai.org/g/1021265/e2295054d3/
Bless Toudori

>>280120785

Ever since learning Anno has at least ten copies of the Strike Witches movie I have always wanted to know who his favourite Witch is. Any guesses as to who it is?

>>280115233
> cursed breast expansion idol
It is. Fun episode albeit not as good as the "Stolen pantsu" episode from season 1.

Trude and Elia would be the ideal threeway, prove me wrong.

>>280121475
Wtf I respect Anno now?

>>280118933
>Chile and Argentina are mostly the same
>Peru, Bolivia and part of Brazil are fused into one country

>>280108126
Luminous Witches is good Thoough

>>280121475
He has a thing for redheads so it's either Shirley or Minna.

>>280123002
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Which version do I watch? StrikeS? Coalgirls? Others?

>>280118016
>Annoying
>Bitchy
>French
Perrine is cute! CUTE!!!

>>280120870
Look at this did getting heated over cute Fuso witches! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>280123478

Perrine probably had the best character growth in the entire series. I hated her at the start but she became one of my favourites at the end

>>280123478
Perrine is like the girl from Railgun that will zap you during sex.

>>280124240
I like haughty brats, but seeing her lighten up with Miyafuji and Lynette is nice, too.
>>280124804
I want her to zap me (and ojou laugh while she does it.)

>>280118933
I always liked how Austria-Hungary and The Ottomans were still around in this universe. I wish Ostmark got more love. Also, what's with that big island in The Pacific, east of The Philippines and New Guinea?

I wish there was a good SW map mod for Hearts of Iron.

>>280116820
No, you use . and ,

>>280123262
for my rewatch a while back I went with kuchikirukia for S1, quetzal for S2 and pretty much the rest with releases that had eila in the name. I was satisfied with these.

>>280124804
>>280125535

I wonder if Witches really do use their abilities during sex. I bet it's a nice feeling when you're in missionary with Perrine then you feel a light tingle run up your spine and the nape of your neck realising she's teasing you with tonerre a little.

>>280123016

>Shirley or Minna
Anno has great taste as usual

>>280121475
>learning Anno has at least ten copies of the Strike Witches movie
We all knew he was big pervert.

>>280117452
She is perfect for threesomes.

>>280127176
German wives for me

>>280127176
>That scene with Gertrud being all shocked and flustered after Erica slaps her ass full-force
Hot hot hot hot hot
The dub VA giving a shaky "my aSs!" right after is cuter than the original voiceover, IMO.

>>280127713
>The dub VA
Congratulations, you just alienated everyone here. Get out of /a/.

>>280127804
I didn't say I watched it entirely dubbed though...

I just liked that one moment. It was cute.

>>280127176
They've definitely practiced this maneuver before.

>>280127933
too late. you are officially kicked out of /a/ GET OUT.

>>280110349
Several have 6 without 1

>>280110349
They had some collaboration with Alice Gear Aegis when the Aegis anime came out. I got all the free ones but from the good ones that you get out of the gacha gambling game I only got Lucchini.

>>280127933
>>280127176

An Erica and Trude threesome or a Raisa and Marsielle threesome, which one would you rather take part in if you only had one choice?

>>280128181
I pick sex with my witch Erica and Trude can watch if she wants.

>>280128045
It's so fucking OVER.

>>280128181
Can I swap one of them for EIla and Sanya? If not, then Trudy and Erica. Erica seems like she'd be into some kinky shit, and I want Gertrud to choke me.

>>280128328
>Erica seems like she'd be into some kinky shit
RIP anon's balls.

>>280128328

I think Trude would act bashful at first but would really get into it once she starts enjoying it. I'd love to be dommed hard by her.

>>280118933
looks like california, new york and DC got ayylmao'd
the aliens saved America.

>>280125887
>I wonder if Witches really do use their abilities during sex
id be extremely disappointed if they did not pop ears and tail when climaxing.

>>280128695
Florida looks like a dingleberry.

>>280128824
yeah i gave up trying to make sense of it.

>>280128695
They went to New York in Luminous Witches.

>>280125863
Thanks.

Posting more of my wife and her wife

>>280128181
Erica is my favorite witch. Therefore Erica in a threesome and in a marriage.

>>280116285
We like the slag whore here.

>>280129528
nta but I'm woefully out of the loop, and I keep hearing people call Lynette a slag. Is it because she's the shy girl with big boobs?

I've already seen some of the official lewds.

>>280128824
Florida is already weird enough that it's one of the few parts of SW America to not get changed. Feels good.

>>280129350
>my wife and her wife
That sounds hot but it also sounds like you need to ask permission from your wife to fuck her wife or to have a threesome with your wife and her wife.

Why does Erica want to be a doctor? Is it just based on the fact that Erich Hartmann's dad was a doctor?

>>280130004
yes

>>280130050
Thanks, that whole thing with Erica wanting to be a doctor threw me off. I understand Yoshika's reasoning, but again, Erica caught me off guard.

>>280118933
>>280119975
from s1e6, in sanyas room

how do i know if i'm watching a censored copy? before this shot they were topless with visible nipples.
idk this much obstruction looks like censorship.

>>280130641
You're retarded newfag but open up, that scene has nipples too meaning it's dvd release, if not, download something else, some scenes are artistic by choice

>>280127176
It looks like they are about to rape her...

>>280130641
It looks the same as the one I have, so I guess it's meant to be this way.

>>280130706
>>280130641
maybe they thought a bunch of naked teenagers would be too distracting, kek.

>>280130813
erotic

>>280130498
It took me years to realize that Karlsland includes a big chunk of western Austria, and also that Ostmark has a phat chunk of Poland/Ukraine.

Does Scandinavia being called "Baltland" imply that Sweden is the dominant entity?

>>280110222
I like how The Western Roman Empire never *totally* collapsed according to this timeline, and instead just chugged along and split into Karlsland & Gallia over time.

>>280112972
Man, good memories. Strike Witches fans have always been gigabased.

I wonder if they're still around for downloading.

>>280131282
see this is what confuses me. is there another version that's less censored? not that this show has a lot of censoring.
anime fandom is god damn confusing.

>>280131412
There's a fan edit with coin slots.

>>280132017
personally i think pantsu is hotter

>You'll never end the day with your face buried into the breasts of your favourite witch as you both drift off to sleep in bed together

Why does it hurt so much?

>>280133263
she is incorrigible

>>280133707
>Major's majors

>>280133728

Mio probable has the most underrated set of breasts next to Trude.

>>280134120
she's fairly well endowed.
but for me, it's the flatties. also whats with the ojisan laugh.

>>280111857

I hope anon is watching episode 6, it's great
Not just "nakkid witches" great, it has banter and Perrine bullying and Eila being cool and night flying.
Also it has nakkid witches.

>>280135796

Man imagine how great an Elia and Perrine threeway would be. I imagine the banter and shocks would be plentiful.

>>280135796
Perrine and Eila are underrated.
The resident simp VS the resident prankster (and also simp)

>>280136193
>>280136262
Eila and Perrine would be the best threesome. Gently teasing Perrine until she gushes.

>>280136343

>Elia and Perrine would be the best threesome

I don't know I still think one involving Trude and Elia would also be pretty fantastic or Trude and Perrine. Maybe Minna and Trude or Lynette and Yoshika

>>280138277
Cute brown pasta toes

>>280138552
Shove it, Macaroni!

>>280138655
Eila is so talented and cool!

>>280138655
All fighter aviation maneuvers should be illustrated with flying pantsless little girls

>>280135456
very cool

>>280138552
DELICIOUS, FLAT sheets of pasta

>>280138920
Thin sliced

>>280138552
sex with this little brown wop cocksucker must be incredible

>>280139028
Absolutely mind-blowing
And she knows it too, smug cheeky brat

>>280138929
good god that waist.

>>280139073
She probably makes a lot of Lucchini noises

If it's still available i highly recommend DLing StrikerS's old DVD subs for season 1. They decensored episode 7 to show EVERYTHING.

>>280131412
>>280139254
Yes there are multiple [StrikeS] versions, one of which is the fan decensor with the slits. It's DVD quality. Good for the novelty of a better time in fansubbing, but it doesn't really add much to the show itself.

>>280120785
>>280121475

Source on this please? This is news to me.

>>280139254
>>280139341
I love the old-school subtitles in the StrikeS version, it's comfy
Also the version I have includes an extra mkv file that plays the whole season back to back as one 4.5-hour movie, which is sort of interesting.

>>280139436
simply using chatgpt led me to the source just now, you really have to stop being so lazy

>>280139436
He kept a copy of the DVD on his desk and told the director he’s a huge fan

>>280139154
Conceptualize

>>280139244
>Squeaky Chiwa Saito noises
Cutelewd

>>280139800
I want to lick her perflat chest.

>>280139800
molesting her grade-school body!

>>280139800
Lightly biting her budding nipples

How is this thread still up?

>>280141144
Ever since the hack Strike Bitches threads haven't autosaged or pruned, at least the one I've frequented.

>>280141173
Actually the opposite, before the hack apparently that janny had no deletion privileges for a bit but seemed to come back after the hack probably due to lack of janny manpower he deleted mine and even banned me for the pleasure
>>280141144
Someone earlier up said something about mod protection?

>>280141144
>he doesn't know

>>280138655
>burning all your energy in sharp turns and then trying to follow a 109 in the vertical
absolutely deserved

>>280141500

>>280141500
>>280141598
so many cute little butts in this anime, I should rewatch it

Missionary sex for the sole purpose of duty with Major Mio Sakamoto

>>280125535
I love her hair, its beautiful!

>>280104356 (OP)
I hope you enjoy OP, and share who your favorite character is! SW is a classic.

>>280114171
I wish girls existed

>>280141144
>>280141173
Strike Witches is back on /a/.

>>280122418
>Trude and Elia would be the ideal threeway, prove me wrong.

>>280122418
For me it's Yoshika and Lynette. Watching best friends become tender lovers as I fuck them both... the best.

>>280141252
>Actually the opposite, before the hack apparently that janny had no deletion privileges for a bit but seemed to come back after the hack probably due to lack of janny manpower
That dishonest cancer definitely was active after the hack too. He's a mod. There's no other way to explain this shit.

>>280142224
It is!

>>280139637
Didn't he get it signed by the original author as well?

>>280143977
Nah

>>280104356 (OP)
I will never forgive them for not making the big tits from RTB7 permanent. The fertility idol should have won, we would have had big tit fertility obsessed Yoshika. We were robbed.

>>280141345
She's so damn smug.

>>280145598
I'll never forgive them for not showing Shirley's nipples in this scene.

>>280144021
Wonder where I heard that part of it from then

>>280141668
Shut up Perrine

>>280145122

I can't decide if Trude has the most magnificent ass or the most magnificent breasts. Either way I love them both.

>>280147131
Imagine the smell