Thread 280105754

If I were isekai'd in the world of Re:Zero I'd turn it into my personal sandbox via limitless RbD cheating unlike that non-opportunistic bastard Subaru.
A magical world like that isn't meant to be saved, it's meant to be manipulated to fulfill fetishes and fantasies.

>>280105754 (OP)
atleast you're honest about not giving a fuck about the storyline

>>280105754 (OP)
Someone in the show/novel already does this.

>Literally cannot ever die
Where's the stakes in this?

>>280105754 (OP)
i'd speedrun immediately into reggie's mansion and make this goddess mine

>>280105754 (OP)
in reality: anon mindbreaks after his second death (being generous)

>>280105754 (OP)
I would sell my cellphone and live an easy life as a merchant that actually knows basic math

>>280106021
nah, OP fucks up his checkpoint and is stuck in a death loop

>>280106021
>Assuming anyone would headrun straight into danger like Retardbaru

>>280105754 (OP)
> A magical world like that isn't meant to be saved, it's meant to be manipulated to fulfill fetishes and fantasies.
How can I fulfill my Emilia fetish without taking the Subaru route?

>>280106106
Take the Petelgeuse or Regulus Route and die retarded ass deaths

If I'm Subaru I forget about Emilia, Onis, etc and fully embrace my loli harem. That's the true path to happiness.

>>280106010
Man vs Self.
Also his save points get updated sometimes when he doesn't want them too.
Also some characters may also know about/have time powers.

>>280106010
Do you realize that the same is true for every protagonist or else the story would end

>>280106300
But he can just come back anytime so who cares when it is

>>280106428
Except ones where the main protagonist dies at early in for good

>>280106300
>Checkpoints
Satella allegedly sets the checkpoints to her benefit so if we follow the rules of you being Subaru/the protagonist, you wont get much freedom in how you use RBD. Even in half the IF routes, Subaru has checkpoints that take him all the way back to Arc 3 if he is not progressing the overall plot. Greed and Wrath IFs have progression because hes killing the Archbishops. Sloth IF Subaru's entire life will reset back to the start of his summoning when he dies of old age.

>>280106491
What is the actual point in trying to convince you of the basic premise of a series? Don't waste my time

>>280106560
I'm engaging in debate

>>280106300
> Also some characters may also know about/have time powers.
Return by Death is the strongest Authority in the verse and it's not even close, it doesn't matter if someone else has time powers

>>280105754 (OP)
this world is complete dogshit even if you don't die
real life is better unless you live in a slum or something

>>280106602
You probably shouldn't, he sounds retarded

>>280106710
>unless you live in a slum (favela)
That does describe the majority of posters on this board though

>>280106710
> real life is better unless you live in a slum or something
There are no magical flying whales capable of erasing my existence just by breathing in my general direction in my slum.

>>280106686
You sure about that Kyodai?

>>280106602
>>280106758
Retards. I'm the only sapient being in this entire board.

>>280106428
Stories COULD protagonist pivot on season 3 of an anime but no one has the balls

>>280106906
Seed Destiny screwed the pooch on that one

>see a story where the gimmick is that the protagonist can't die
>erm... but what if he died instead
What is the POINT of this argument?

>>280106943
You know what I want to see? An anime where the protag is killed on episode 10
The 2nd protag the 2nd episode of season 3
The 3rd 4 episodes after that
The 4th on the last episode of season 4
And the 5th gets all the pussy
A COMPLETELY different OP drops every time it happens

When are we getting another Subaru/Rudeus crossover?

>>280107055
>protagonist dies
>goes to a completely different new protagonist doing something unrelated to everything you just watched

>>280107109
OMG To be Hero X reference

>>280107109
No, the rest of the cast is the same

>>280107055
There is no way you can get away with that many false protagonists, especially when you start killing them off faster than the first.

>>280107184
Nope. Each is as beloved and well written as the last

>>280107233
Your audience would check out at protagonist 3's death.

>>280107284
Well you certainly have to do it right

>>280107284
Intoducing 3 and 4 at the same time and making 4 super based should solve this issue

>>280106021
Exactly. More like his first death

>>280107371
Subaru didn't even rationalize his death the first time, anon

>>280107055
>>280107184
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>>280107284
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>>280108556
Uh...

>>280108611
My bad I probably should have spoilered the image.

>>280108637
It's fully dark. Idgi

>>280107092
Subaru's wife...

>>280108556
true actually

>>280107055
Boy do I have the series for you. You're going to want to read it though since the first entry is the worst and the anime is an even worse adaptation.

>>280108926
>off-topic

>>280109395
this thread has no topic

>>280109395
Such the fuck up anon

>>280109520
eat shit retard

>>280106010
it's funny how asking a question like this inevitably gets at least 1 (one) rezerotard out to defend this retarded plot point
it's one of the bigger problems the series has to constantly ignore because tappei is a primary school tier writer and the fans are mentally handicapped
funnily enough, if you try to argue this shit on reddit, you'll get the same answers you'd find on 4chin, as if there were this little black book with bullet points they regurgitate because they need someone else to make the case for them for something that is indefensible

>>280105885
The storyline is shit.

Would Emilia hate me if I petted her unprompted?
If the answer is no, how many headpats would it take for her to get mad at me?

>>280106019
> Sylphybaru
I'm sorry, anon, Sylphy is canonically an Emiliafag

>>280105754 (OP)
>via limitless RbD
you won't get RbD

>>280112979
Subaru got Return by Death
Aldebaran got a Domain Expansion
Flugel was unkillable (according to Shaula)
If you are isekai'd into the re zero world you will get an ability related to Return by Death (and also probably be forced to read Subaru's book of the dead a billion times to be a Subaru variant)

>>280113543
Don't say those things because they bother dumb theorists.

>>280112936
She'll join the harem just so she could munch Emilia's carpet

>>280110207
I'm no a rezero fan but your complaint is mid af. Same as it was done in opm. You think all media need le stakes.
It fundamentally betrays a lack of knowing any media. You're the lowest in the dumb pole. That makes you the highest.
Does my basketball movie autobiography have stakes? Someone gotta die every 10mins to keep you engaged and subvert le expectation...in basketball? No, it doesn't. You're simply. stupid. You're just a slopfag who watches for the edge trying to look good.

Why is every thread a bait thread.
Either bait or people actually cant understand why dying dozens of times would be a bad thing.

>>280114075
This, "There's no stakes" logic can be applied to literally any media.

>>280112936
Not anymore she's based and Subarupilled now

>>280105754 (OP)
Honestly, I wouldn't even find out about the powers until years and years later.
What kind of moron gets himself killed that early?

>>280105754 (OP)
Your name is in Echidnas little book, if you deviate too much the clown mage will come and get you.

>>280106021
Shitbaru didn't even realised he died the first times, so RTD seems to protect the user from trauma. He was a hikki so his mental was already very fragile, and still ended up traumatised only after dozens of deaths. Probably an average western male would serenely cruise through that universe

>>280114863
lmao it's different, he can suicide each time a side character he cares for dies, effectively flattening any stakes

>>280117043
you just need to kill rem or ram and he will give up in that timeline because his plans are fucked

>>280106906
JoJo already did this 30 years ago.

Is there a non-zero possibility of befriending Regulus if you try hard enough?