>>280121363Because it's retarded and brown. Your obsession with sex and winning is hardly worth engaging with, and dragging down any thread to the most base third-world level.
Marcilles mom, someone that we know barely anything about, married a gnome after her father died. Her father courted her for seventeen years, and it was his passion for history that won her over. Not some garbage HFY BIG HUMAN DICK shitposting.
Fionils father is implied to be the elf, if you want to let this count, so it's 1:1.
And the canaries (elves) just can fuck with Merini and boss the governor around. Laios as a human is the hero of the story, but he's also an absolute weirdo kicked around by his own people. How the fuck is anything of this "losing to tallmen". This is not a HFY story.
This is as well what pisses me off so much about your brownoid being. You don't even talk about her parents as some kind of loving couple. No, it's just some retarded racial dickwaving contest. It's ugly and vile. You are ugly and vile.