Thread 280130028

Yotsuba & ......

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>>280100960

Not cool, Fuuka.

>>280130179
emoji face

>>280130063
>>280130079
>>280130091
>>280130115
>>280130132
That trespassing little gremlin.

>>280130486
I don't think we often see fingernails in this manga.

>>280130544
Ena socks...

>>280130460
>twin braid Asagi

Hmm yes.

Done. This wouldn't have been possible without your thoughts & prayers, anon.
See you tomorrow!

>>280130605
Mweeh

Great chapter

Asagi is so beautiful

>>280130500
Asagi's going to get fat with all this junk food...

>>280130162
>>280130179
A for effort, though.

I mean, imagine having Fuuka that close to you trying to cheer you up.

>>280130605
This is my favorite chapter. Absolute masterpiece.

>>280130377
BAD TOUCH YANDA, BAD TOUCH!!!

>>280130091
My beautiful sleepy lazy wife Asagi

>>280130515
WALKING BY THE WALL

>>280130179
She's a goddamn dork

>>280130287
!

>>280130389
At least he managed to change her mood

>>280130363
I remember doing this

>>280130763
All the sex she has keeps her thin.

>>280130605
Thanks!

Miura is so freaking flat

>>280130179
>"you think this is a joke?"

>>280130460
Makima jumpscare

>>280130363
best uncle

>>280130179
Sheer befuddlement

>>280130091
Asagi messy braids and collarbone...

>>280130605
thanks OP

>>280130475
so, were there bugs or was Asagi just messing with Ena?

>>280130063
>Not locking the door
Is Japan really this secure?

>>280130460
How did she fix the actual mechanism though?

>>280130363
>>280130377
Why do we hate Yanda again?

>>280130424
She is already part of the family, perhaps she will even inherit the house.

>>280130475
Asagi became Makima

Yeah... whatever happened to Juralumin...

>>280134267
It's probably a mechanical growler since it only makes a simple sound and plays when you tilt the bear. Which means in a best case scenario it might just have come apart, and you could just snap or glue it back together. Or in a worst case scenario, Asagi could have just gone out and bought a new one, since you can find them at some specialty arts and crafts stores.

>>280130179
(ಠ_ಠ)

>>280134860
I think its more

>>280130460
>>280130389
alt universe Denji and Makima

>>280134888
more what

sorry guys, i know we all wanna fuck fuuka because she's prime jailbait but asagi hits a way different chord.

>>280130570
Nice a successful surgery

>>280135043
Get out of here Jumbo

>>280134273
That guy is no good.

>>280132862
Women don't lose calories from sex, they barely do anything during it.

>>280135043
Fuuka's above the age of consent, that's not jailbait.

>>280130475
The Asagi sideplot: Fuuka causes a bug infestation

>>280135260
They do if they're afraid enough

>>280130091
Do women really braid their hair just to go to sleep

>>280130091
asagi of green gables

>>280130418
>I got yelled at
Lmao

>>280130162
I want to pretend with Fuuka

>>280130570
Happiest page in animanga

>>280130515
>>280134902
Beautiful

>>280130605
Thanks anon

>>280135027
You know,

>>280135853
Probably so it doesn't get tangled.

>>280130570
Easily top 5 Yotsuba page.

>>280134217
The power of no immigration.

>>280130179
Over the line

>>280130377
fearsome yotsuba

>>280130570
Ena's freaking long arms

>>280130079
sleeping beauty...

>>280130544
Boobies.

>>280137124
But Ena is awake

>>280130091
>properly braids her hair at night
what a beautiful princess

>>280135853
the very pretty ones do. it's what sets them apart. maintaining long luxurious hair actually takes a lot of work.

>>280130162
It's amazing how bad and dumb Fuuka is and how she coasted so long without anyone calling it.

>>280130363
Future husbando

>>280130405
>we've never seen Grandpa
AZUMAAAA

>>280130460
Look at this beautiful nurturing mother.

>>280130570
This is what perfection looks like.

>>280137442
>thick fuzzy socks
I want to rub her feet so much...

>>280133077
She's a child.

>>280130605
Post these too, numbnuts

This volume has these leaflets

>>280130544
It made me smile.There's nothing purer than the connection of a small child and their favorite toy.

>>280137589
No need, since you do it for me.
Thank you.

>>280137929
Do it, cunt

>>280137552
So what you're saying is if you were to (hypothetically) run your tongue across her extremely flat chest, you would barely feel her undeveloped nipple nubs? Although the human tongue is hypersensitive, so it should still be possible.

How do you pronounce Juralumin?

>>280138049
juralumin

>>280138049
Jew rah loo mean

>>280138060
>>280138094
oh ok thanks

>>280138049
ジュラルミン

Am I going to have to give my whole spiel on how these DJT latchkey kids don't understand japanese readings and the category differences to english spelling again? I'm getting kind of tired of it.

>>280130237
SCOLDEDiwai

>>280137359
If Azuma himself doesn't die first I bet we never see Grandpa, just his funeral.
He's been foreshadowed as sick for a long time.

>>280130305
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>280133077
cute boy

>>280137673
my hibbers

>>280087395
>>280089825
>>280090118
あんしんです is an unnatural thing to say here because 安心 is a word used to describe yourself and rarely others. Yotsuba is saying "I'm fine", "I'm relieved" (as in she's not worried about anything) when the person who is concerned and needs to be reassured is Yousuke. In this case you would correctly use 安心してください. So yeah I think the translation captured that well.

>>280139358
>あんしんです is an unnatural thing to say here
Incorrect
>安心 is a word used to describe yourself and rarely others.
Incorrect
>Yotsuba is saying "I'm fine", "I'm relieved" (as in she's not worried about anything)
Incorrect

>>280139475
Can you elaborate?

>>280130179
Fuuka tries so hard to be good but she's just too dumb. Ena is effortlessly good. Asagi doesn't try to be good at all.

>>280139475
安心です is a state of being. It's applicable to anyone and anything, such as lending the camera to Yotsuba. 安心する just adds an actor for feeling 安心.

>>280137044
Holy crap, they are bit creepy long

>>280140592
Meant for >>280139358

>>280137648
Gotta need that Fuuka calendar month in full resolution

>>280134273
he ate Yotsuba ice cream once

>>280138000
dude, all you had to say was "out of 10"

>>280130333
>"this shit ain't right..."

>>280137044
Don't be rude, she's a growing girl

>>280130544
Made me tear up a bit. Yotsuba's really lucky.

>>280135853
Girlfriend does it a lot. She says it makes her hair wavier when she takes it out. It also keeps it from finding its way into my ass crack, which I appreciate.

>>280139970
I didn't ask how each sister was in bed, anon

>>280130544
>Mwehhhh

>>280130351
>"Koiwai, dude, I think your kid's broken."

>>280101463
forgot to post this last thread

>>280130179
>Good. Keep smiling.

>>280130091
Quick Yotsuba get in. She can't say no!

>>280130179
>"My neighbor is a retard!"

>>280130221
>>280130237
Poor dad. He wanted to document a milestone in his daughter's development and got scolded instead.

>>280130254
Tough times

>>280130305
Chapter saved!

>>280130377
The ol' reliable tickle attack. Always works.

>>280130389
My HERO and his venerable blade!

>>280130460
Asagi can be homely, sexy, cute or all together.

>>280130763
She's not Fuuka

>>280130570
BIG asagi

>>280130605
Thx mate.

>>280130321
>>280130333
>>280130351
>>280130363
Even Yanda can't resist the trope of the rival not wanting to defeat the hero in a diminished state.

When the only feeling left in you is hate.

>>280141062
But that was way more erotic

>>280134217
Every country that isn't America often leaves their doors unlocked
Americans are just paranoid freaks

>>280134217
>Is Japan really this secure?
Just in this book there was another story, where Yotsuba wanders into a restaurant and watches the guy who makes udon.
Nobody freaks out, someone even recognizes her from a previous community celebration. They call her dad, who arrives, apologizes and they have a meal.
No panic, no calling of child protection services or cops, just normal people behaving like normal people would do.

>>280144979
nah, it was just cringe

>>280145037
>Every country that isn't America often leaves their doors unlocked
someone hasn't been to many European countries lately. If you try that shit in France, Germany, Brittan etc. you can say goodbye to your valuables, and maybe your life too

>>280145155
I live in France and I don't always lock the door when I leave.
Americans should stop trying to speak for other countries when their worldview is entirely decided by fearmongering MSM outlets
>Brittan
Whoops, you're not even American.

>>280134273
He's a bad guy.

>>280130389
This shit is so funny to me for some reason.

>>280139358
I guess you hear things like 心配するな more often.

>>280145037
You're not paranoid if you lock your door in somewhere thats dangerous anon.

>>280130605
Thank you, OP.
Like anons have said before, it's great how Asagi is so nice to Yotsuba and terrible to everyone else.

>>280145198
yeah, I'm german
even locking up is barely enough nowadays, and I live in a freaking rural town instead of a big city

>>280145198
The point of locking your fucking door when you aren't home is to prevent opportunistic crimes, and ONLY to prevent opportunistic crimes. Nobody wants some random fucking jackass on their morning walk realizing your fucking front door is unlocked and they can just take what they please. This happens everywhere, not just America.
Nobody is under any illusion that the shitty lock on your front door is going to stop anyone from breaking into your house if they really wanted to. Those types of crimes are unbelievably rare, and 98% of the time they are pre-meditated.

>>280146841
Do Americans unironically think people just walk along on a street jiggling door handles? Do they think they're being stalked by a robber with a mask waiting for some poorfag to walk out their house?
Sorry your propaganda doesn't work on a healthy person.

>>280145103
I feel your pain in this post. Unfortunately society is too far gone, and the constant clickbait and atomization of communities is only going to make everyone more hateful and scared

>>280147082
>"I like to turn the little latch on my doorknob because it gives me peace of mind at night and when I leave the house"
>"SOURCE??!?!?!?!?!?"
You are an illiterate retard.

>>280147174
>moving the goalposts this hard
Concession accepted, now slither away from the argument

>>280143592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRl3r4q_dUY

>>280147174
>Do they just leave their doors unlocked??
>"yeah that's normal for countries that aren't the US"
>Well aren't you afraid of all the thieves and opportunistic robbers that lurk in the shadows??
>"no"
>YOU'RE ILLITERATE!!!
I don't think you're following along very well

>>280145967
Lies and slander!
She's only mean to Fuuka. Which is the norm.

>>280145198
Ferme ta gueule espèce de sale menteur (male).
You must live in fucking Neuilly if you don't lock your fucking door.

>>280147742
She's mean to her dad. Not wife material.

>>280147301
>>"no"
If you're not afraid then you're just naive. Have fun being in the "it will surely never happen to me" camp.

i lock my door because it is my private domicile and i will not be harassed, bitch

>>280148730
>because it is my private domicile and i will not be harassed, bitch
everyone thinks like that snowflake, the discussion is about whether you have to fear in the town/city you live in people entering your private domicile without invitation

>>280147164
>Unfortunately society is too far gone, and the constant clickbait and atomization of communities is only going to make everyone more hateful and scared
The 30s are gonna be wild

>>280148802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2w7z0aB3l0

do you take everything at face value you faggot retard? why are u being a pendantic faggot in a yotsuba thread, you pepperoni nipple bitch

>>280147164
>atomization
To all a heads up: this word CAN be used validily but in the majority of cases this word is used by filthy Collectivists trying to malign Individualism. Claptrap in most cases. Careful.

>>280147082
It happens in my third world shithole, if you forget to lock your door you'll get robbed, no ifs or buts. It has happened to me twice.

>>280149703
>haha, my retarded comment was just a reference, jokes on you!
acting retarded still makes you a retard

>>280150163
Just take the L

>>280150314
fr no cap red 100 emoji

>>280148614
>just say you're naive
That's rich coming from a survanute american trying to talk about other countries like he knows anything

>>280144069
Yanda is the greatest villain in all of manga

>>280148730
>i lock my door because
I lock my door because of migrants and crackheads.

>>280147164
Ah yes, "clickbait" and the "atomization of communities" are the reason why Western countries have become shitholes. Lol.

>>280138049
aluminium

>>280150974
I'm not american. Do you really think thieves don't exist?

>>280138049
Julietta

>>280130207
National tragedy

>>280130271
this page made me rofl

>>280130351
I can't believe Yanda killed Yotsuba...

>>280130500
>I'm very sorry for your lots

>>280147225
>>280147301
You were the one going off about propaganda(???) or some shit.
If just the thought, the mere idea, of a complete stranger entering a place you call home and rooting through your stuff is not upsetting in some way to you at all, then you are a broken human being. Or extremely privileged.
If that one thought isn't enough to exert the negligible amount of effort it takes to lock your car or house up when you leave either unattended, you frankly deserve your shit stolen.
I actually can't believe this is an actual hill people are willing to die on. Like, what the fuck?

>>280151676
You're illiterate

Why are yotsuba threads the only threads on /a/ that are full of chuds and /pol/shit?

>>280152978
>If just the thought, the mere idea, of a complete stranger entering a place you call home and rooting through your stuff is not upsetting in some way to you at all, then you are a broken human being.
Or they haven't been conditioned to hate their neighbors
Or they haven't been conditioned to immediately suspect their neighbors of wanting them harm

All of this sounds like projection, you seem like the fundamentally broken person here

>>280153421
These threads are every culture war newfag's first actual exposure to yotsuba, and if you know anything about newfags in 2025, it's that they always have to bring their twitter politics garbage with them wherever they go.
Just call them stupid, report the post, and move on.

>>280153421
>the only threads on /a/

>>280153644
DBS threads don't count because that's what you expect from people in those countries

>>280153384
You're good pickings for a thief.

>>280153680
there's a lot more than just DBS threads

>>280153688
You'll get him one day

>>280153720
Then you'd be lying

Or you're talking about that shitty drama queen manga, but everyone made fun of those tourists already and they scurried off

the japanese goverment should start harvesting the Ayase genes

>>280153485
Burglars don't burgle in their own neighborhoods you idiot.

>>280153792
Read @280146841
>Nobody wants some random fucking jackass on their morning walk realizing your fucking front door is unlocked and they can just take what they please.
That's not what they said is it

>>280146595
I live in the 'nice' part of Berlin. Fuckers tried to get into my basement, and the police filed it as "property damage" rather than a break-in.
The neighbor above me had 1 (failed) attempted break-in with a drill. A week later, someone tore the vertical strip off his door with a crowbar, which the police called "material fatigue". On the same day, someone drilled though the door of another appartment in the house, which the police tried to claim was a pre-existing hole.
During that time, around 30 break-in attempts happed in my immediate neighborhood, which the police claimed to be unrelated incidents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb6nZo4CujM

>>280153996
my condolences. Not only do you live in one of the most expensive cities in germany, but for it to be that bad, it's even worse than I thought(the way the police handles the situations)

>>280130142
>>280130162
>>280130179
Such a pure heart.

>>280145198
burger here, when I went to canada for a trip, I learned a lot of candians don't always lock up when they leave too

when you look into it, the main reason why people used to not lock their doors all the time is in case of emergency. if someone needed help immediately and cell phones weren't around at that time, it was just safer for everyone to allow people access to your phones

sometimes you'll see those articles come out that some Texan surbanute shooting someone for stepping foot on the property to ask for help, and I wonder if those kind of people would be so murderous if cellphones werent around

one small observation by an anon started off a war about locked vs unlocked doors

>>280154356
we've had daily yotsuba 4 times already, we've run out of things to talk about so we're getting heated over every little topic that comes up now

>>280154429
who made this masterpiece

>>280154356
some people can't imagine a lifestyle or mindset that's not similar to their own
notice how defensive they got too

>>280154429
YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DON'T TRY TO FIND PATTERNS IN OUR BEHAVIOUR

>>280154458
orchestr/a/

>>280153855
I don't really care what that guy said. Do you not lock your door because of what he said rather than what I said?

>>280153421
Because you are a discord tourist/zoomer sumerfag and need to go back.

>>280153752
Nice reddit spacing, faggot. 4chan will never be atranny safe space, fuck off.

>>280155309
>>280155344
>buzzwords

>>280153421
>Why are yotsuba threads the only threads on /a/ that are full of chuds and /pol/shit?
>the only threads on /a/
How new are you?

>>280155425
>tourist dosen't know 4channel.org linguo
ong

>>280155639
how do you do fellow channers

>>280155464
You will never force this board to be one of your safe spaces btw

Does anyone else have anti-woke fatigue?

>>280156163
Not really no.

yotsuba in the chiikawa world, dude

>>280156163
that's a very common feeling these days

>>280155425
There really is no other reason to put a space between only two lines of text.

>>280130091
Fucking hell, how come Fuuka looks like a fucking sloth when compared with Asagi?

>>280156163
I just have culture war fatigue, but the anti-woke seem to be prolonging it the most, do I guess I hate them the most

>>280156163
No, I'm more fatigued by the BlackRock-financed pedophilic trannies.

>>280156496
We're literally trying to end it, you retarded fucking faggot.

>>280156597
No you're not, you disengenous troll
The grifter problem has only gotten worse since you tards realized you can make money on third world teenagers

>>280156644
He wants to end it by winning.

>>280156163
kek have you seen trumps approval ratings?
seems like everyone else is already there with you

>>280156656
The only thing he's won is getting a draft to fight for israel, like all his anti-woke grifters are telling him to do, like asmoncoal

>>280156700
>you have to either be woke or fight for israel
whatever dude

>>280156700
The most influential anti-woke figure is Sam Hyde and I doubt he wants anyone to fight for isr*el.

>Yotsuba&! thread
>look inside
>/pol/ schizo babble

>>280156768
>any /a/ thread whatsoever
>look inside
>trannies derailing the thread and getting called out for it
>they then blame /pol/

>>280156738
Yeah, that's how it works.
If your politics have lead you directly to supporting Israel, then yes.

Reminder that anti-woke is code for pro-israel

>>280156768
somehow this is yanda's fault

>>280156768
I know bro. I hate summerfags so much.

>>280156768
these threads are newfag central, so of course you'll find the same polfags you find everywhere

>>280157445
Koiwai needs to lock his door.

>>280157442
I live in Iran.

>>280157543
Imagine being pro-israel when you live in iran holy fuck
What a brainwashed retard

These same people crying about /pol/ will have nothing to say when the most vulgar and explicit pedoshit gets posted.

>>280157696
yeah because this is /a/

>>280157454
>>280157468
Discord, go back there. You will never fit in.

>>280157696
hey man that's really cool that you invented someone to be upset about, but you can post about it somewhere else?

>>280157468
Ah yes, fucking Yotsuba& is newfag core. Lol.

>>280157863
are you retarded?

>>280133077
teasing Miura is fun

>>280133077
she is a coward.

yep, sure is a yotsuba thread alright

>>280157602
I like this bait. Could you lay out the scenario for me where an iranian would have to physically fight for israel?

>>280157863
Well it IS required reading after all.

>>280156163
>>280156279
>>280156677
>no, why do people KEEP resisting and challenging all the leftie stuff we successfully pushed, stop it
Once all the faggy and anti-white stuff is actually gone, then we can talk. Until then, go fuck yourself.

>>280157442
>anti-woke is code for pro-israel
>hating leftoids means you must support the jewish state
No. I am perfectly able to oppose both.

>>280157696
>suddenly

>>280157696
You aren't doing a good job convincing me that /pol/niggers aren't tourist scum

>>280156163
I have "poster who says they have anti-woke fatigue" fatigue.
You people are seemingly incapable of comprehending that there are a lot of people out there who uttery despise wokeness, and haven't had the ability to express their discontent without being socially ostracized until fairly recently.
If they are still at it in two years, then you can complain. It should be out of most people's system by then.

>>280159468
They don't care about off topic shit, they don't like it because they're leftists.

>>280159322
Why do you care so much about /pol/? Discord is worse and not een from here.

>>280156163
>do any fellow humans have pattern-recognition-fatigue?

>>280156163
I have brown people fatigue

>>280156163
negative

Yotsuba & Torako
This is probably my favorite volume cover.

>>280160607
>>280160617
Poor Yotsuba is having flashbacks about the bombers once again.

>>280160556
>Torako chapter
it's gonna be a good one. where are my fellow Tigerbros?

>>280160565
Director Kiyohiko Azuma invented the concept of "panel" in a manga.

>>280160628
nose spotted

>>280148802
I lock my door to keep my parents away.

>>280160607
'nam...

>>280160556
our heroes and miura

>>280160774
I could go for some tea too, Yots

>>280160774
She's a good host

>>280160819
lookin good scruffy!

>>280160978
She did it!
8 8 8 8

>>280160819
Nice pose

>>280160998
YOTS YOU'RE GONNA CHOKE HER

Done. Torako is not a smart woman, but she makes up for it in cuteness.
See you tomorrow!

>>280160842
I like Fuuka's feet.

>>280161033
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>280161050
Sankyuu!

>>280161058
>footfags

>>280161033
Torako kinda looks like a girl here haha

>>280161050
Don't say that about Asagi's wife, she'll punch you.

>>280161099
her confused expression here is really cute

>>280160951
>Koiwai's wife and his children

>>280161033
Jumbos future wife is so cute.

>>280161033
Indeed kawaii

>>280161223
She is, but I don't know why we're talking about Miura when she didn't even appear in this chapter.

>>280161174
She IS cute

I like this chapter because Yotsuba was taught something essential like tying her shoelaces by someone mostly unrelated to her and who clearly has trouble dealing with kids. There's something heart warming about it.

>>280160998
Tora on a leash!

Tora isn't very good with kids.

>>280156163
I have faggots-fatigue desuuuu

>>280160565
Directed by Hideo Kojima

>>280160700
Cool transistion into the ToC

>>280161021
so pretty

>>280160556
OUR HEROES. . . and ena

>>280160828
lmao

>>280160899
I think this is the closest I've ever seen Tora come to smiling.

>>280160727
I LOVE GIRLS WITH BEAUTIFUL MEAN EYES

>>280160727
fuckkkk she's so pretty fuckkkk i need a girl like her so bad hgrnnnnhhhh

>>280160850
>can't explain clocks to a child
Bros... Tora wouldn't be a good mother...

>>280160765
Lesbian boots

>>280160754
>Not your house
At this point, it is.
>>280160765
Tora looking extre feminine this chapter.

>>280160910
All dailies are connected

>>280160850
The big numbers are for the hours, there's numbers that you can't see for the minutes, so 12 is 0 for minutes
Every number after that is 5 more, so 1 is 5, 2 is 10, 3 is 15, and so on
There's numbers in between too, so halfway between 2 and 3 could be 12 or 13 minutes, some clocks will even mark the minutes in between so you can count
It goes all the way around up to 60, where it goes back to 0 minutes and a new hour, because there's 60 minutes in an hour

>>280160978
Heard that yep in Hank Hill's voice.

>>280162584
Okay, now explain why it's 12 hours and 60 minutes instead of 10 and 100.

I told you, Yotsuba will inherit the house one day!

>>280160850
cant blame tora, the best way to explain is probably to take the clock down so yotsuba can see the small dots, but it's not her house so...

>>280162584
I wonder how much analogue clock literacy has dropped with each subsequent generation

>>280162546
Kek, was going to post that.

>>280162619
Ancient Sumerians/Babylonians used base 12 I believe

>>280162619
The planet takes 24 hours to rotate one complete revolution on its axis.

>>280160556
LAMBORGHINI MIURA
LETS GO

>>280161033
Cute Tora

>>280162584
That doesn't explain why, just telling her how it is.
60 minutes in an hour
12 numbers on the clock
60/12 is 5
So, each mark is 5 minutes

2 is 10 because 2x5 = 10

The long hand means "this number five times is the minute", while the short hand means "this number once is the hour". You can remember because the long hand is five times as long as the short hand (maybe).

>>280160850
Ten is ten but only for the small hand tora...

>>280160828
How Yotsuba knows what is a Yakuza ?

>>280163263
Yotsuba can tell a burakumin just by looking. She's that good.

>>280160727
Cute and straight.

>>280160739
>>280160754
Yotsuba using grown up phrases is the cutest thing.

>>280161033
Nigga that's kawaii

>>280160850
>tora suddenly realizes that they have lied about clocks all this time
yots is absolutely right

>>280160658
i have never really thought about east asian migratory bird periods. The western-centric part of my mind has always been aware of American and Western European migrations (like Swallows carrying coconuts) but I've never once wondered about anything in Asia
>>280160862
a beauty mark
>>280161050
thanks, OP

>>280161488
>Directed by Hideo Kojim

>>280156163
Everyone has that now

>>280163263
Isn't Yakuza just any gangster in Japanese, just like katana is any sword?

>>280164278
>just like katana is any sword

>>280160978
Yotsuba has quickened her motherly instincts. Now is the moment to wife her.

>>280160978
She has such sad eyes.

>>280156163
yeah

>>280156163
Only when it's undeserved, like when dbspics and poltards complain about yuri or call moe anime "trannime".

>>280130515
the hospital did this for my sister's stuffed bear when she had appendicitis, so reading this chapter got a great smile out of me.

>>280130305
does yanda say room everytime he enters a room?

>>280160565
>>280164098

>>280160819
>>280160828
>A child takes better photos than me

>>280160685
Her eyes get farther apart as we zoom out.

>>280163263
>How Yotsuba knows what is a Yakuza

>>280162619
12 is evenly splittable into 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 12, or rather, wholes, halves, thirds, quarters, sixths, twelfths
10 on the other hand is only splittable into 1, 2, 5,10 or rather, wholes, halves, fifths, tenths
10 can not evenly split into thirds or quarters which makes it more obtuse to deal with at a glance compared to 12
same with 60, it's more evenly splittable than 100, and also because it's a factor of 12

>>280165895
>>280143843
>Yotsuba tools

>>280163137
yotsuba probably hasn't even learned addition and subtraction yet

>>280166845
I knew it at her age. If you showed her on a circle, I bet she would get it well enough. Even if she doesn't really get it right then, she will later, and at the very least you've actually answered her question.

>>280166845
If she can count she can add.

>>280143592
savd

>>280161050
torako is street smart

>>280130544
>>280130560
Alright erryone hol up. I thought I remembered the joke being that, after the repair, his "MEEEEH" sounds were way lower and distorted, due to damage from the water/washing machine, but Yotsuba didn't notice or care. Does this translation just not make the text distinct here, or does that happen later during another incident?

>>280167245
not true by the way

Tora's motherhood

>>280167498
Totally true.
Source: me, I can count and I can add.

>>280134217
Yes, it is. Though most people I know still lock their doors anyway.

I don't think I can communicate to people who haven't spent time here how real everything in Yotsuba is. The festivals, the sleepy train rides home*, the cozy and comfy shops run by the community. This is really one the big things that still hits me after all my years here, even in a big city like Tokyo, so many restaurants and cafes are just run by PEOPLE, small places that seat only a few and you can directly interact with the owners, not the big faceless megarestaurants you see all over the US that employ dozens of faceless people you'll never remember. Everything is just so real and alive.

*unless you live inside the metropolitan 23ku in which case you totally will be packed in like sardines during rush hour and last train

>>280153421
>I hate people who are sane
>please please stop challenging my utterly insane anti-reality garbage, it makes me very uncomfortable

>>280156700
>draft to fight for israel
You cannot actually be this stupid and retarded. It isn't humanly possible. What went wrong with your brain.

>>280161033
cuteness overload

>>280166840
Nice.

>>280160910
>got Julietta's name right
Bear lore

>>280160951
We'll make a mommy out of her yet

>>280161021
I swear if you removed the text and told me this was a flash-forward to adult Yotsuba I wouldn't know the difference. The "cartoon" thing to do is "child keeps the same hairstyle into adulthood" but I really think she's going to go long and beautiful.

>>280161033
You may not like it, but this is what peak perfection looks like.

try and stop me

>>280168680
>Still speaking in the third person
Nice touch.

learning how to tie shoelances is one of my earliest childhood memories. I remember being in preschool and pretty much everyone else already learned how to do it, but the teachers just weren't able to explain it to me in a way I could understand. So they said I should try it on my own for a while. After only a few minutes of trying to figure it out on my own, I learned how to do it.
It took me another 10 years before realizing that I can learn better on my own than trying to understand teachers.

>>280168902
I vaguely remember learning too, because my mom taught me, and it was some weird technique that literally only she, my siblings, and I use. Teachers told me I was doing it wrong but whatever. I'm nearly 40 now and still tie them that way, and on the off chance anyone sees me tying them, they ask wtf I'm doing.

>>280160774
>carried it without spilling
UNPARALLELED character growth

>>280164278
Yes, but actually no?
Katana can be translated to "sword" but it's a single-edge blade so it's closer to a sabre?
I mean... sword can be literally any fucking blade but ehhhh idk??
>>280164470
Same bro

>>280164278
>>280164470
>>280169980
Masterwork bastard sword./

>>280170069
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong

>>280160700
Absolute kino

>>280168309
man, fuck dungeon crawlers, why do I keep coming back to this shitty genre like a battered housewife

>>280168902
maybe your teachers sucked at teaching, or you sucked at learning from other people

>>280170920
considering I said 10 years(it was actually more like 13) that obviously would mean that it spanned over several school, thus it can't be "the teachers suck"
And I wouldn't dismiss it as simple as "you suck at learning from others" either. It's just some peoples brains work differently from others. However teachers are only taught to teach in one specific way, the way the majority of people(according to them) think like.
It's like, you may have heard stuff like "Some people learn by seeing, others by doing" and I would describe my type as "learn by reasoning".

>>280160998
>Tora being throttled
Someone do the sicko at the window saying YES meme but it's) Jumbo and he's a love rival instead of a sicko

>>280169980
>Katana can be translated to "sword" but it's a single-edge blade so it's closer to a sabre?
This distinction only exists in English. In Japanese katana can refer to any kind of sword.

>>280171790
:V

>>280160842
>Directed by Quentin Tarantino

>>280167713
>I don't think I can communicate to people who haven't spent time here how real everything in Yotsuba is. The festivals, the sleepy train rides home*, the cozy and comfy shops run by the community.
God I wish I had actually learned Japanese when I was younger and got a good paying career. That sounds like my dream life right there.

>>280168680
>creak
lol
though I don't think Koiwai's the type to buy a bed

>>280162363
>mother
it's going to be hard while being a butch

>>280161050
Thank you for posting.

>>280160565
>>280160658
>>280160700

>>280160951
>>280160978
Wife and mother material

>>280171488
i tried

>>280160700
missed opportunity
maybe they would have done it if it were an uneven numbers of chapters

>>280174810
nice

>>280175280
10/10. Appreciate it.

>>280160645
She said "He". Fucking hacks!

>>280160565
>Here's your Yotsuba&! anime bro

>>280174810
Hey, that's pretty good.

>>280175280
for a second in the thumbnail I thought the barn was that mo girl they keep posting in other dailies

>>280134217
Many people in US don’t lock the door all the time. Stop living in shitty areas.

>>280134217
Here’s the map.

>>280171790
Vui

>>280162619
Because Frenchman failed to rule the world

>>280178062
The French and their consequences...

>>280130570
This single page made me smile widely

>>280177527
I wonder how much Atlanta is contributing to Georgia percentage

>>280180330
102% with a 2% margin of error

>>280178062
I hope you have a nice Messidor. I like Germinal weather, myself.

>>280160800
before the series ends, torako needs to appear one more time, and yotsuba needs to take a picture of her
then later she needs to show that photo to jumbo so that the jumbo-misunderstanding-torako-and-asagi gag finally gets paid off

>>280163263
she watches movies

>>280182556
Brad??

>>280177527
this is just a heatmap of population centers in the US

>>280182556
I miss stick yotsuba...

>>280182556
That guy looks really apathetic about the murder he's committing

>>280184334
Pros have standards.

>>280183783
Yeah pretty much. I notice that one of the highest ranked states is CT but CT is one of the lowest for crime rates, so it clearly isn't correlating door locking with crime. Turns out people are just more likely to lock the door of their house if there are other people near their house. Who would have thought.

>>280182360
>Torako meets Jumbo
>He turns out to be her type

>>280184334
He was a psycho, an American psycho

>>280170667
RAIN STEEL UPON EM

>>280185668
>he's not interested and torako dies alone

>>280184334
>It's a living.

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