I'm not gay, but...

You very likely aren't. Being attracted to certain 2D traits very rarely translates into real life. People like brown waifus *because* they look hot in 2D, while in real life they look absolutely nothing like that. The same goes for traps, femboys, "mommies", etc.

>>280174248 (OP)
(Same but with Laios wooo)
You can be bi, anon :3

>>280174288
as a latina-pilled sexual tourist and brown enforcerer, you fuckin wrong

they're perfect irl too ^^

>>280174389
Exceptions exist, sure. But I can guarantee you that all the guys who jack off to traps will be sorely disappointed once they realize that real life gays look and act nothing like they thought they would.

>>280174288
>>280174413
You know people of any race or sexual orientation aren’t anime characters right? Most people are not super pretty and most people wouldn’t be thrilled about living with you.

>>280174248 (OP)
The real test is if you would prefer this or a female version of this

>>280174288
he has a penis, you are gay

>>280174248 (OP)
I wish I could impregnate him.

>>280174697
we never saw it

>>280175529
not with that attitude

>>280175791
Laius did, it didn't stop him.

Is this just a Thistle thread or can I post other boys that provoke lust in me?

>>280176230
The former doesn't usually last very long, perhaps it can be a suitable disguise for a general purpose shota thread.

>>280174248 (OP)
Laius would never try raw elf(male) ass.

>>280176629
Of course not, it has to be tenderized and steamed first.

>>280176601
Onee is not a incestous freak, delete this.

>>280177281
Yamada's days are numbered, she will claim the her birthright by the story's end.

>>280174288
>So she rose and said: 'Praise be to Allah who hath created me neither leper-white nor bile-yellow nor charcoal-black, but hath made my colour to be beloved of men of wit and wisdom, for all the poets extol berry-brown maids in every tongue and exalt their colour over all other colours. To 'brown of hue (they say) praise is due.' My form is all grace and my shape is built on heavy base; Kings desire my colour which all adore, rich and poor[...]

>>280176601
>adorable boy stuck in a straight manga
I hate when this happens.

Consider a dragon
>>280174248 (OP)
Thistle cutie
>>280176230
Basil cutie
Uooh

>>280174248 (OP)
A wise man once said, and I believe this to be true, it's not gay if it's an elf.

>>280174248 (OP)
But what?

>>280175529

>>280174248 (OP)
nothing gay with femboys as long as you are doing the fucking

>>280175791
Exactly, it looks fuckable with clothes on, we'll worry about the rest later

>>280174248 (OP)
i'd splinter this thissle

>>280174248 (OP)
Yes you are and that's something to proud of.

>>280174248 (OP)
It's not gay if it's an elf.

>>280176230
who the fuck is this faggot anyways?

>>280174248 (OP)
>Make cute flat girl
>Claim she's actually a guy
>Convince all of the West they're gay for liking incredibly feminine proportions on what is supposedly a "Male"
How did they get away with this?

>>280181470
His name is Basil, can you read?

>>280181623
no

>>280174248 (OP)
how big is his dick?

>>280181557
Then he opens his mouth in the anime.
Damn I hate it when the voice also doesn't sound like a girl... and I know the seiyuu is female but that's irrelevant, as there are also male seiyuu that do sound like girls or can easily force their voice to sound like a girl's and I would have preferred that to be quite honest.

>>280176230
You may only post cute boys with plant-themed names

>>280181729
small and cute
completely eclipsed when you flop out yours on top of it so you can tease him pretending he doesn't have one at all

>>280181853
>pretending he doesn't have one at all
Why would anyone do this? The dick is the best part.

>>280182356
girly boys MUST be bullied

>>280174248 (OP)
https://exhentai.org/g/3210439/245f4676b4/
https://exhentai.org/g/3210439/245f4676b4/
https://exhentai.org/g/3210439/245f4676b4/

>>280174389
>as a latina-pilled sexual tourist and brown enforcerer

>>280174248 (OP)
if it's an elf it's not gay

>>280177655
fucking hate straight trap

>>280181470
Basil, a character from an indie RPG named OMORI. It was well received in Japan to the point of getting multiple concerts and a manga.

>>280174248 (OP)
sure...

>>280185925
wrong version

>>280185990
>clothes back on in the last panel
shoddy work, apply yourself

>>280174248 (OP)
Season 2 when?

>>280176629

>>280181470
A friend of Toby Fox, the Undertale dev, made another Earthbound inspired RPG called Omori, and it did well enough to get a manga adaptation.
Basil is the MC's closest friend, a gentle young boy who loves gardening.
The reason he looks like he came straight out of a h-doujin, is because Omocat, the dev for Omori, is a massive Shotacon, and chose a doujin artist who specializes in toxic shotacon yaoi books to make the manga adaptation.

>>280183941
All traps are straight

>>280186552
Extremely based. I live for these kinds of cross-cultural interactions.