Thread 280187939

>>280187939 (OP)
At this point I'd marry a trashcan

>>280187939 (OP)
No way fag

>>280187961
>>280187977
The duality of anon.

>>280187961
i mean........she kinda is

>>280187939 (OP)
Tits where?
No thanks

>>280187939 (OP)
Her drills are great would marry

i'd even take the blue haired dude

>So old her mana is rotten
>all diseases of sexual nature from all kind of demi-human in her
>knife-ear
>>280187961
I understand your feeling. I would too. ganbatte anon, you can do better

>>280188552
You have to start with something to do better lol

>>280187939 (OP)
Considering that she can literally pump out magic crystals from her vagina, I would marry her even if I were a turbo-homosexual, just so that I can have an eternal supply of valuable magic crystals to sell and become rich.

>>280187939 (OP)
Yes, we will both overcome her affliction together no matter what.

>>280187939 (OP)
She isn't really a whore. Once she gets the magical diaper she only fucks her husband.

>>280187939 (OP)
Yes, She's a slut, but a good kind. She'll let you fuck her until you're dry. The fact that she fucks other people isn't your problem if she leaves you completely satisfied. Besides, she prioritizes you as her main man. That's a lot of sex for you as a husband. It's certainly a good deal not to mention that she is unimaginably beautiful.

>>280187939 (OP)
>elf
YES

>>280187939 (OP)
The only flat chested girls I like are lolis. Flat + hag is a terrible combination.

But still would

>>280189538
Have you ever tried, as we say in russia, "special love operation"? You can start from here.

>>280190049
she ain't flat

>>280187939 (OP)
I don't know who this is, but she has drills so yes

>>280187939 (OP)
>cucked the cuck kid WHILE they are engaged

>>280189792
wait, when did she ever do that? or say so?

>>280190545
This will be revealed in the middle of the first cour of the next season.
The thing you should be weirded out for now is that she can pay guys to have sex with her, even if she's not doing adventuring work, so she must somehow be able to make lots of money otherwise, or carry around valuable stuff she can turn into money.

>>280188552
>>all diseases of sexual nature from all kind of demi-human in her
detoxification magic deals with this

>>280190545
she's actually rich because of said crystals. she bought the super expensive sword that rudy and roxy noticed at the market in begaritt, is constantly paying dudes to have sex with her (before getting with cliff, at least) and is able to pay the entire tuition for ranoa upfront just to meet young guys to fuck because money means fuck all to her. the only reason she was an adventurer in the first place is because it gives her a reason to travel around and fuck a bunch of guys.

>>280187939 (OP)
I don't know who this is, but she has elfears so yes

>>280187939 (OP)
Depends on whether or not she HAS to fuck different guys or if one is enough
I'm pretty frisky so I could keep up if one is all it takes

>>280191490
She can fuck just one person but she's gonna drain them dry. Not because of the curse, but because she loves to fuck.

>>280191490
One guy is enough, assuming the guy has enough stamina, which is why she only fucks the quarter-hobbit guy afterwards.

>>280187961
>>280188552
>all diseases of sexual nature from all kind of demi-human in her
In a world with healing magic this should be a complete non-issue.
I sort of feel the same way seeing her get railed by hundreds of guys though.
But I think 'diseases' is an irrational reason in this particular world.
Even in our world, outside of HSV and HPV which are pretty minor afaik, everything sexual infection is trivially curable(I believe?) with modern medicine. Except of course HIV, which from what I understand is extremely, extremely rare via straight sex.
But I still have the same reservations drilled into me due to all that sex-ed from school where they made it sound like everything was super dangerous and deadly.
I've been purity-brainwashed to some extent I think.

>>280191490
The problem seems to be no one has ever made her theirs

>>280191942
Well, in the first two centuries or so, she did marry a bunch of guys who all died (either from old age, or killed by other greedy guys who wanted her crystal-spawning vagina for themselves), until she wised up enough to sell her vagina crystals herself and stop the tragedy that enfolds when people want her.

>>280187939 (OP)
I rather die single and virgin.

>>280192534
Why though?
Do you think that's a rational decision?
Or is it something like
>it may be irrational, but that's just how I feel and I don't care

>>280193056
>Why though?
Are you seriously asking this? Bitch takes dicks from multiple men 24x7 out of pleasure, not even because of her curse, and can't even be loyal/faithful. She's on the same level of a pornstar or prostitute as marriage material, in fact she might even be worse than a pornstar or prostitute.

>>280187939 (OP)
Healing magic means self cleansing pussy
So yes

>>280187939 (OP)
>drills
hell no

>>280187939 (OP)
>had sex with every single male on sight
fuck no

>>280193297
>healing magic resistance STDS
there, she's now re-ruined even moreso.

>>280195174
If such a thing actually existed, then she would have already spread it and caused an epidemic as ground zero.
Plus, even if such a disease existed in the first place, people would just research on a way to combat it with magic anyway.
So far, there's a cure for everything, even for really weirdly specific unnatural diseases like being slowly petrified while pregnant after being infected by a tiny rat that can only live for 7 days after contracting it in a magic flying castle.
Elinalise can afford that type of treatment. She has the money. Lots of money.

>>280193264
Actually when I was asking I forgot the OP's question was 'marry' and was just thinking along the lines of fucking her rather than dying a virgin.
Since the potential downsides are removed with healing magic.
Marriage is a whole other story, yeah.

>>280195174
bruh, basic healing magic fixes fatal wounds and broken bones in seconds; advanced magic regrows lost limbs and makes deformed or crippled children normal again. healing magic is ridiculously powerful. it's even mentioned that unless something kills you instantly, you probably wont die from any injury or sickness since you can just be healed.

>>280187939 (OP)
Thousands of other elves out there man. Not to mention all the other exotic beast/bird/demon girls you could fuck/marry.

>>280187939 (OP)
No but I would enslave and sex her whenever I feel like it. That's what should be done with all elves.

>>280187939 (OP)
>flat elf
>fucked everything that moved due to curse
>drill tails
>arrogant
No, all of my no. Especially since loyal beastmen are a thing in this universe. Eris's gramps and dad have the right idea - beast girl harem.

Sexo

>>280187939 (OP)
I'd marry a hot knife to her face

>>280196422
>>arrogant
When did she ever show that trait, though?

>>280187939 (OP)
love her
faithful slut is my type

>>280193659
Isn't that AI shit? I saw somewhere its AI

>>280187939 (OP)
>woman cursed to be a slut
>has to fuck all the time
didn't every horny teenager ever come with this idea already?
usually authors keep the stupidest fap fantasies to themselves though (and that's for good reasons)

>>280187939 (OP)
She's the kind of girl I'd marry as a last resort.

She should be popping out babies not crystals

>>280187939 (OP)
Who the fuck would marry her when you can have her for free?

>>280187939 (OP)
No. You can't turn a whore into a housewife. Don't fall in love with whores, anon-kun.

>>280187939 (OP)
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>>280187939 (OP)
Yes, her curse is not a problem is you keep pumping her with cum 24/7

>>280187939 (OP)
>would you marry the continental bicycle
I would rather hang myself. She cheated even on the smitten retard she loved.
And any kids you could have with her would be bullied into suicide since half of the town would run a train on her during your funeral.

no, but I'd have sex with her