>go to anime convention with your mom
>see this booth
>mom says “that looks interesting, do you want to check it out?”

How to reply?

>go to anime convention
God fucking no.

>>280195126 (OP)
why would I go with your mom to an anime convention when I can be fucking her in your dad's bed?

>no way, mom, I don't give money for a retard that is deleting sadpanda galleries
>lets go see Nikke instead!

>>280195196
Try not to gouge your eyes out after she hangs herself out of regret.

>>280195176
>with your mom
Why?

>>280195196
brown

>>280195126 (OP)
I slap my mom on the ass and tell her we'll see it later.

>>280195126 (OP)
>go to anime convention with your mom
Are you 14?

>>280195661
Without actually attending one, I've seen 35+ go inside events with their moms. What type of phenomenon is this called
>>280195176
bippyfippy

>>280195126 (OP)
>going to an anime convention
>with your mom
>for a fakku panel
>with japanese shadman
I am not sure it can get any worse.

>>280195126 (OP)
"No mom, I don't want to see Jewcob's nose"

>>280195740
>What type of phenomenon is this called
"anime fan" I believe

>>280195740
>What type of phenomenon is this called
Autism
>>280195780
That's not a panel, it's their booth in the exhibit hall whuch somebody probably snapped a pic of during set-up since AX doesn't start until tomorrow.

>>280195740
>What type of phenomenon is this called
Either a crazy overprotective mom or autism, usually both.

>>280195126 (OP)
>paying for porn

>>280195126 (OP)
>go to anime convention
Nu-/a/ everyone.

>>280195126 (OP)
Guest: Asanagi
Seriously? Guy wanted his uggo face online?

>japanese shadman

>>280195126 (OP)
Sure, why not?
No, seriously, anon, it's not that big of a deal. Your mom is a big girl, she's probably seen some shit before already.

>>280199703
>plane crashes

>>280195126 (OP)
Ok
You're both adults. She probably knows its porn.

>used to live in Sherman Oaks
>fucked off back to my parent's home because I ran out of money
>just before Anime Expo 2025
Somebody please kill me

>>280195126 (OP)
What does it smell like?

>>280195126 (OP)
If your mom got with your father as a teen (let's say 14) and they only had sex with each other and let's say your father is 14 cm (average Western penis erect lenght) and they have an average sex drive (teen + adulthood with pregnant pause to be considered, so let's say 3 times per week), and per average the sex act lasts 5 minutes of actual vaginal penetration (ignoring foreplay and other kinds of sexual activities) and let's give an average of one penile thrust every 3 seconds (considering pauses and slowdowns) and she got pregnant at 18 and you yourself are 18, this means 22 years of sexual penetrations, with an average 3432 instances of sex, meaning about 17160 minutes of penetration, or 343200 thrusts, or 4804800 cm of cock going in and out of her vagina; in this very virginal scenario your mom has taken almost 50 km of cock in her; I've read those porn manga and I can tell tyou that, by sheer numbers alone, she has more experience in cock that all the girls on that booth panel combined due to two decades of head start on them.
She would have no problem going in there, rationally.

>>280195126 (OP)
Ask her is she wants to try cosplay and/or incest.

>>280195126 (OP)
WTF mom get better taste

>>280195126 (OP)
Something similar happened to me when I went to Japan for my high school graduation gift. It was just me and my mom and we were walking around Akihabara just going into random shops here and there until suddenly, we were walking by a hentai store. It wasn’t full on nudity at the front but there was like big posters of ecchi in the windows, so I knew what it was, but she didn’t. Coincidentally, she says “let’s check this store out,” so I had to explain to her what it was. She thought it was funny because for a white elephant gift exchange my older brother partook in in college, he got a hentai book and it became a running gag in his friend group. So my mom thought it would be funny if we escalated the joke by bringing hentai from Japan for him. I didn’t let her go in because she would’ve been scarred

>>280195740
I honestly wish I had the level of not giving a fuck about everyone else like those autists