Thread 280269722

What the fuck is her problem?

>>280269722 (OP)
she's american

>>280269722 (OP)
she is fat

>>280269897
this is why she's awesome

>>280269722 (OP)
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>280269722 (OP)
Based size queen making dicklets seethe

She was raised by Frieren.

>>280269722 (OP)
She has high specs herself, it's completely normal she has expectations.

>>280269991
"I’d like to see yours"

>>280269722 (OP)
She's a fat bitch

Any average/slightly below average chads in here?

>>280269722 (OP)
She grew up with Heiter, and compares all men morally and physically to him.
>>280269897
Also this. Fat girls are conscious of their pubic fat, and so they seek males with large penile organs.

Sorry bro, that priest was packing heat.

>>280269722 (OP)
Size queen, not a Stark problem.

>>280269722 (OP)
She was raised by a priest

>>280269722 (OP)
Hole too wide.

>>280269853
I need an american fern gf

>>280269722 (OP)
She has a spade tattoo

>>280269991
by cumming from my pathetic cock as soon as she mocks it

>>280269722 (OP)
How did she know?

>>280269991
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

>>280269991
Violent rape is the only rational response.

>>280269722 (OP)
i want Fern to bully my small penis with her boobs

>>280269722 (OP)
her mom is a genocidal autist

>>280269722 (OP)
She likes big cocks and rightfully mocks dicklets

>>280269722 (OP)
>>280269991
pervert

>threads keep popping up about this
Are you guys Korean or what

>>280269722 (OP)
>still clearly in love with him
why are women like this
i'll bet she brings it up when they argue too

>>280269991
Realistically, finger bang her until mind break.

>>280269722 (OP)
She's a woman, they don't know.

>>280269722 (OP)
heiter set the bar too high

>>280269722 (OP)
She was used to big priest cock, so once she saw Stark's tiny worm she was of course rightfully disappointed

>>280269991
Start jerking off and show her the full size

>>280269722 (OP)
even in anime, women are cruel..

>>280269991
>lift up her clothes
>sniff her crotch
>say this

>>280269722 (OP)
It's just a joke. Why does this scene trigger m*les so much? You don't see woman complaining about the flat as a board jokes anime & manga does constantly.

>>280269991
>It gets bigger :(

I find it very interesting that Ferns butthole does not smell..

>>280271698
……it shrinks?

>>280269991
>cant say the same about your belly

>>280269991
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Get hard?

>>280276708
Women's sexual performance is not based on the size of their tits, though. Jokes about stinky or floppy pussies are almost never made, but for some reason jokes about small dicks are the most common shit.

>>280269722 (OP)
Wants to get Stark's D but he doesn't get it

>>280269722 (OP)
I don't buy their relationship at all

>>280277862
? People say Pussies look ugly or gross all the time lol

>>280279478
Straight males don't say that.

>>280276708
God bless you anon, for you haven't seen the Dutch Wife threads

I like how the random orphan girl is a once in a millennia ultra mage talent that blows everyone away. Such a garbage manga.

>>280279555
>blows everyone away
>gets her shit pushed in by Methode
kek

Having a small dick isn't bad thing you bitch...

>>280269722 (OP)
She's hangry

>>280279555
What's worse is that Fern is clearly talented but Frieren, and by extension the author, only has her using basic bitch spells instead of something unique and interesting.

>>280279680
>basic bitch spell
So it suits her perfectly then.

>>280279331
>Wants to get Stark's D
I really doubt it.

>>280279555
>once in a millennia ultra mage talent that blows everyone away
She's literally on the same level as her peers, her teacher just happens to be one of the best.

>>280279532
Women say that about their own

>>280279303
Cutest friendly banter between husband and wife.

>>280279478
Tell me how many times you've seen that being used as a joke in a TV show or movie.
>>280279532
That's the thing with men, you put women on such a high pedestal that you let them shit on us without giving it back and even help them with it.

>>280269991
That was very rude, I think you should apologize.

>>280279798
I love how 90% of her doujin are NTR.

>>280280041
Literally no one likes Stark, it's crazy

>>280277862
A womans desireabilty and value has a LOT to do with their rack and that absolutely helps making the performance way better.

I had this chick with massive tits riding me once and I asked her jokingly if I was doing a good job and she asked why, I said "because your tits are clapping for me" and she started laughing and tensing up on my cock and till I busted.

>>280280087
I dont know why. Stark is a bro.

>>280279680
You know what I would do with Fern? Instead of wasting her as this supreme talent who just spams basic magic, I’d have her be able to straight-up copy magic she’s seen a few times — not via a supernatural power like Sharingan, but just out of pure magic analysis ability and talent. She’d be able to break out even demon magic if she’s been exposed to it a lot. If you’re going to make a super genius character do it right.

>>280279835
She literally stunned the shit out of Seiri out of her sheer ability which dwarfed that of her strongest student. She is fucking NOT on the same level as everyone else.

>>280271698
this, unironically
My peepee looks tiny in its unaroused state but it puffs up to a very solid average

>>280280203
It's mostly because of the small dick joke, that shit was like fuel for NTR artists.

>>280277611
Like a frightened turtle!

>>280280087
Stark is essentially a failed, uncharismatic version of Gourry from Slayers.

>>280277862
Men's sexual performance is not based on the size of their penis. A man's hands and mouth can pleasure a woman too.

>>280279303
giwtwm

>>280280903
This. If anything its guys who really keep the dick thing goes as if it means anything unless its so small you can't feel it or its so big that its a freakshow attraction.

Most girls can't cum from penetration anyway though I lucked out and married one, so sex is beyond effortless.

>>280280087
stark is a cuck
he started of very strong but all he does now is whining like a bitch he and fern should both be killed

>>280281786
Fern bothers me on a deep level because no one ever calls out her bratty behavior, they just let her do whatever. It's similar to the blank face problem the manga has but everyone is so dispassionate that it feels like nothing but robots talking to each other. That's why I like Sein so much, he actually emotes from time to time.

>>280281867
if it was just frieren and sein this would improve literally everything 10x

Says the WOMAN who doesn't even have one.

>>280269722 (OP)
fern actually loves small dicks. the size difference between it and her mass of meat she calls an ass is a turn on

>>280282872
This, my dick is bigger than literally every single woman’s until a single one mogs my 3 incher on a good day they have no room to judge

>>280269722 (OP)
She has a 20ft cock.

>>280269722 (OP)
She's a big girl.

>>280269991
Before I look at the replies, I'm going to guess at least 50% of the replies have to do with forcing themselves upon her.
4/12, honestly better than I expected. Still needs work, but significantly less brown than usual.

>>280269722 (OP)
>>280269991
It's meant for lolis and little girls.

>>280269722 (OP)
The girl just likes big cock. It doesn't take a genius for you to know that

>>280270190
I've seen so many different "averages" over the years that I don't even know what's actually average any more. I'm sitting at 5-1/4" and it's served me just fine.

>>280270190
I dont know how to measure. My thing goes up and I feel like its cheating if I try and make it straight

>>280285592
Get string, go from base to tip, measure the string.

>>280269991
I wouldn't know so I'll take your word on it since you're the expert.

>Serie thinks mana suppression is a meme shitter waste of time
>jizzes her panties over Fern being able to detect it since Frieren taught her non-stop about it
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, FUCKING TSUNDERE CUNT. FLAMME SHOULD'VE SOLD HER TO DEMONS

>>280280881
Stark could be cool and taken seriously, but the author doesn’t give a shit about him and Sein. Himmel is the only male character put on a pedestal and he has no personality beyond how much he loves Frieren.

>>280276708
>censoring
back to plebbit with you

>>280286086
Like everyone, she wants to have sex with Fern.

Eh, I'm never gonna use it anyway.

>>280269722 (OP)
stark deserves better

>>280269991
Kinda rude, weird and pervy to judge someone by the size of their genitals if you ask me

>>280269991
Enough to make a happy marriage life with you

>>280285321
I'm whiter than the snow and I want to cum on her tits. BIGOT

>>280269991
"I'm sorry I'm not as big as your adopted father during his nightly visits"

>>280286541
He's doomed
>female manga author
>male protag close to strong female characters
>doomed to be mocked so grrl power

>>280269991
You look like you know your way around a big sausage.

>>280269991
>glare at her chest
>"So big."

>>280270134
>"I’d like to see yours"
>She pulls shaft twice as long
What now?

>>280280903
That's like arguing it's okay for a girl to have a gaping crater for a pussy as long as she can suck dick. Nothing satisfies women mentally more than being stretched by massive cocks.

>>280287666
Well how good at sucking dick is she?

>>280269722 (OP)
what's small in their world?

>>280270190
10cm here

>>280270190
13.8cm

>>280280246
>supreme talent
absolute kek
are Fernfags this delusional?

>>280286521
>having sex with a 50 bajillon year old elf granny
yuck

>>280269991
whack her belly around and call her a chunky monkey

>>280269897
this

>>280269991
>You can use my ass.

>>280269991
>it only gets big for grown up women

>>280269991
Want to see a magic trick?

>>280269991
>It gets bigger when I pull on it.

>>280269853
>>280269897
Same thing.

>>280269722 (OP)
>What the fuck is her problem?
Did you even watch/read her story?
She's barely grown up.
Brought up from early childhood by an alcoholic priest who might have cleaned up his act in his later years but wasn't exactly a paragon of virtue.
Now she's stuck with whimsical elf magic mentor who also happens to be extremely childish and lacking common sense in many ways, needing constant babysitting throughout their journey.
She's also accompanied by a male warrior with the strength of a Hero who happens to have way too many issues for his age and meek, wishy-washy personalty.
She's basically the common sense of the group (should have been Fieren's spot but isn't) holding them together while trying to learn magic and stay alive through encounters with dangerous beings even previous Hero Party wasn't able to finish off.
Her brash exterior and her shell covers her frail maiden heart.
That's how she deals with her burden.

Also it's your fault for having a 2-incher OP.

>>280295770
>common sense of the group
>holding them together
>stay alive through encounters
What the fuck are you talking about?
She provides the elf with some much-needed human urgency. She takes care of some of the chores (though Stark helps with preparing meals), the budget and getting Frieren up and running. That's it.
Her taking care of Frieren is more than made up by the elf and Stark having to spend an entire day making her fat ass happy because she's pouting once again like an annnoying kid.
>Heiter this, Frieren this, Stark that
Ah yes, of course, it's everyone else's fault but her own.
Though to be honest here I do blame Frieren for tolerating her bullshit as she was growing up and now it might be too late to correct it.

>>280275804
why is he such faggot

>>280276708
Yes you do

>>280269991
KYAAAAA DON'T LOOK HENTAI and then punch her in the face

>>280296295
>What the fuck are you talking about?
>*continues to list exactly what I was talking about*
Self awareness is a thing retardo.
>Ah yes, of course, it's everyone else's fault but her own.
No need for such a butthurt tone, she wasn't talking about your wiener.
I guess she should have been sweet, always smiling, always ready to help and never complaining companion despite being handled a special needs duo to care for at her age.
>but she behaves like a human being
Guess what retardo, that's the natural thing to do.
Try to figure out why does it make you so irritated.
Maybe don't take it all so personally.

>>280269722 (OP)
stark told her to be casual with him, she as a turbo autist raised by a priest in isolation and a even more autistic elf mage took it literally and now treats him like her little brother (until their orphan vibes and starks unmitigated clueless rizz takes the relationship into different territory)

>>280295770
sorry fem***, but being a bitch isn't a good thing

>>280296688
she isn't really "being a bitch", she's just casual as fuck and has no filter after stark told her to drop the mr
she has only overly polite and no filter modes

>>280269991
>It gets bigger but a fat bitch like you can't turn me on at all

>>280269991
I'd fuck Frieren in front of her.

>>280269991
"i am content with my size"

>>280296581
>continues to list exactly what I was talking about
You listed a bunch of nonsense like "holding them together" or "stayling alive through encounters".
I also said how her taking care of Frieren is made up by Frieren and Stark having to deal with her day long tantrums,
>guess she should have been sweet, always smiling, always ready to help and never complaining companion despite being handled a special needs duo to care for at her age.
No one is saying that. She should act her age. If she has an issue with Frieren or Stark she should tell them.
Pouting or giving them the silent treatment is childish and annoying behavior.
The natural thing to do would be exactly what the show drives home: "people won't know what you feel unless you tell them"

>>280296718
>she has only overly polite and no filter modes
And being a pouty bitch mode.

>>280296871
that's no filter too, she isn't very good at hiding her emotions when it comes to frieren and stark

>>280296934
>no filter
>says and does nothing
That's a complete filter.

>>280296959
showing exactly how you feel despite it being rude or it seeming childish is kind of no filter autistic behavior
most mature people learn to hide their true feelings to avoid verbal conflict and other peoples probing into what's wrong

>>280269991
>"I-i'm a grower, n-n-not a s-shower..."

>>280297010
She is not hiding it. It's on full display.
No well adjusted teen or adult acts like her.

>>280297108
exactly, she sucks at hiding her emotions from frieren and stark

>>280279680
>only has her using basic bitch spells instead of something unique and interesting.
>has yet to lose a fight using this strategy
If it's not broke, don't fix it.

>>280295770
>ugh, just man up and solo the Solar Dragon you little pussy
>wow you're scared to put your life on the line for my convenience it's the bare minimum
worthless foid detected

>>280297250
>has yet to lose a fight using this strategy
>jobbed to Methode
>jobbed to the fog demon

>>280297149
The problem is not what she feels but what she choose to act about it. She choose to act like a spoiled child about it.

>>280269991
>I'M SURPRISED YOUR FATASS EVEN KNOWS WHAT SMALL IS. NOW WHERE'S THAT FREAK FRIEREN? HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!

>>280297413
she's immature and hasn't learned to socially properly since her only teachers about it have been a recluse priest who probably thought her how to act overly polite and a autistic elf lady who she has to mother around

>>280297413
So, like a woman

>>280297363
If these fights aren't covered in the first season then I cannot comment on them.

>>280297481
basically, she's just an immature woman and funnilly enough well written for having the usual flaws

Fern and Frieren should kiss

>>280269722 (OP)
Heiter had a big one so she assumed all men are hung

>>280297481
Frieren is a woman as well and she's ironically much more well adjusted.Fern is te only character we've seen in the show acting like that.
>>280297446
Neither Heiter nor Frieren pout up and bottle up their emotions. This is her own fault.

>>280297744
she's basically an overgrown child due to her lack of contact with the real world, both heiter and frieren traveled around constantly and had plenty of time to learn how to socialize with others
frieren is autistic elf so she is just now starting to learn how other people think and heiter didn't manage to pass it onto her

>>280297590
In the anime you saw her ambush Methode, and being unable to take her down. In the manga it makes it seem as if she was restrained by Methode. This is probably what happened in the anime as well, even though we did not explictly see it as it's the reason why Methode said she had confirmed on the original Fern she could restrain her.
The second fight is indeed from S2 but early on. Suffice to say she was about to get killed until she got her ass saved.

>>280297791
I understand why she is an annoying cunt. That doesn't make me like her more.
They're all flawed characters with fucked up backstories, but she's the only one who comes across as annoying.

>>280279303
Is Frieren a good aunt?

>>280297888
she acts like a baby because she wants to be babied by stark

>>280279354
They're both hormonal teenagers who have literally never met anyone else of the opposite sex. What's there to get? They're gonna eventually hold hands and maybe look each other in the eyes and blush a little but not look away.

>>280269722 (OP)
She's purple and fat.

>>280297911
Definitelly.

>>280298026
I just want a cooking show with an autistic elf girl making absurdly sized foods. Fuck reaching Ende, just start a restaurant, Frieren. Fern can be waiter and Stark can be the guy killing all their ingredients.

>>280298308
>I just want a cooking show with an autistic elf girl making absurdly sized foods
>Incredibly skilled cook
>somehow they are always in financial trouble
I could see it working

only birthday boys get big burgs

eat your burger, fern

>>280280041
>>280280087
It's not so much that but moreso that Fern has the exact body type that ntr artist love.