Another self insert isekai is releasing today.
I self insert as the girl with bow
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why bother with a cheap knock off when you can have the original?
I self insert into the girl with bow
Alright give it to me straight is it going to actually be
>this dude is ugly but powerful and maybe has a good personality or other qualities that your usual fantasy anime self-insert lacks
Or is it going to be
>dude is ugly but all the girls arbitrarily fall in love with him anyway
>>280289505 (OP)i self insert as the ugly dude fucking the girl with the bow and than leaving her to a bunch of goblins
>>280289610Next season when?
It's like playing with your friend that maxes out all the sliders randomly in the create a character.
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>>280289505 (OP)>Cute girl likes ugly guy.>Handsome guy likes ugly girl.When are we gonna see an ugly girl fall for an ugly guy, like the natural order?
I think these two seasonal ugly bastards make a great couple.
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>>280289505 (OP)Oh hey, isn't that the character who punches out anti yuri fags and hetfag delusions? Didn't know he came from isekai, is this stealth yuri then?
>>280289738There is never going to be an anime where the girls all reject the MC for muh realism or whatever, just give up.
>>280289926Eventually, probably since they teased more at the end.
>>280289505 (OP)The synopsis sounds so bizarre that I have to give this a chance.
>>280290196I'm hoping the vending machine gets the girl.
>>280289738>i like him because........ a man wrote me............
>>280290377>>280289505 (OP)It's one thing to be bald and ugly, but there is no excuse for being fat.
>>280290377isn't he rich? Yeah that's plenty for a ton of girls.
>>280290377I'm so triggered and angry right now..
>>280290055well actualy she's more a Golgo autist than ugly, when she doll up she's got quite the look
>>280289738I think just the one chick thinks he's cool but isn't like PLEASE FUCK ME RIGHT NOW or anything. Mostly just big fat guy beating the shit out of baddies and making friends
>>280290428Pure dose of truth. Getting fit is a MUST. You can compensate for so many things by only doing this.
>>280289610I need to watch shows with Inagaki Konomi in them
>>280290524That bothers you but not the impossible dragons and magic? Your ability to suspend disbelief is really selective.
>>280290377Some women out there have real bizarre taste, or maybe just dubious thoughts like
>he's so ugly that I can be 100% sure that he will never even get the chance to cheat on me
>>280291128I remember a manga where the girl tried making her BF fat and balding so nobody would try to take him.
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>>280291181There also this one
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>>280291226This CANNOT be real if she were beautiful and she knows it, especially if she's being validated on social media. Her dangerously exuberant sense of self-worth will NEVER conclude such this. Never.
>>280289505 (OP)He's literally me
>>280289505 (OP)The mole hair makes him too ugly. Just pluck it bro.
>>280291502He should at least comb his hair, this lazy fat.
>>280291631wind tussles hair and that is a good thing as it lends the subject a casual bohemian chic sort of vibe.
>>280289738It's
>guy plays with chargen making the weirdest ugliest characters he can but then the game starts without warning
>>280291425the lady has some issues, and wanting a worthless bf that will never ever cheat on her ever is a result of that
>>280290055he looks like young asian hank hill.
>>280291659>bohemian chic vibe.aka homeless vibe
>>280291910eh that's literally hank hill with a different hair cut and maybe slight darker complexion.
>>280290428He's bulking. When he cuts, you'll see the results. ~t./fit/
>>280290196Why do so many Westerners even want that? The core Japanese audience clearly doesn't.
>>280293338There was that anime where the only love interest is killed in like episode 5, no I don't remember which one because it was really bad.
>>280290196Oregairu was going for that until the editor made the author change the ending because it wasn't a profitable ending.
>>280289610This one will have subtitles and an uninterrupted release.
>>280293461>uninterruptedI don't watch currently airing anyway.
>>280289505 (OP)He doesn't look like a "normal plain young Japanese man" though
>>280289505 (OP)Is it too much to hope this wouldn't force a romance anyway?
>>280289505 (OP)>fat is just a fake avatarsigh, another case of Skeleton knight and Shangri-La Frontier
>>280293656so it's going to be fucking amazing then, thanks for the recommendation
>>280289593based AGP bitch
>>280293241Been bulking all my life. One day I will be the most powerful
>>280289505 (OP)I relate to this absolute unit far more than the average faggy schoolboy twink protag
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The wary expression of the MC looking guy on the right gets me every time.
>>280293656DROPPED
What's the point of this anime then
I half expect the fat guy to get sidelined so the twink and the one of the girls get their own love story.
>>280293241>Forever bulkersA surprising number of lifters fall into this deadly trap. It's now or never, EAT LESS RIGHT NOW.
>>280290377>1751641171462211[1]>i like him because........ a man wrote me............You already made this bit 6 times this week, anon.
>>280295313Is she wrong, though?
>>280289505 (OP)Finally, representation for the average /a/non.
>>280290377IT'S SO OUTRAGEOUS!!!
>>280293656Who's the fatty in SLF?
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This shirt rejection scene mostly made me feel warm and fuzzy nostalgia, how over is it for me?
>>280298404I didn't need to remember that time when I offered a cute obviously cold girl my jacket and she just said "ew, no"
>>280289972>Busu ni Hanataba woDid this not get an official overseas release?
Surprising
ADAPT KOKAN MUSOU INSTEAD OF THIS GARBAGE
>>280289972How would they fix their gene pool otherwise
I thought he was handsome in real life.
>>280289505 (OP)He.. he looks like me...
Okay, in all seriousness, this is one of those stupid scenarios that becomes a must watch, if only for three episodes.
The only way isekai can be relevant these days is to either be the biggest trainwreck in the room or to do something really silly.
>>280289738Have you seen hentai? This guy should be rolling in pussy since these are anime girls. Big fat old men are chad thundercock to the average hot anime girl.
>>280290196I'd actually like to see an anime like this, at least once for variety's sake
>>280289505 (OP)so is the ikemen fucking both girls while the ugly pig listen from the other room
>>280289505 (OP)Any elves in this?
>>280289505 (OP)Literally me the anime
>>280300538Is this what happens when you attain wizardhood irl?
>>280300787How the hell is he even standing? I thought a half-ton fatass wouldn't be able to walk.
>>280289610the manga is pretty good. the overall story arc is interesting by isekai slop standards and the main cast is pretty wholesome and develops a really nice team dynamic. MC is pretty based too. why not enjoy both?
I appreciate bitches in underwear but the MC is so ugly and repulsive I can't stand watching this anime
>>280301196why tho he can't be any uglier than the guy in the mirror
>>280301019>get mogged by chad>reincarnate>get mogged by chad again
>>280289926>>280289610Covid obliterated this anime
Was insane how so many episodes got delayed by months and even a year I think?
>>280301028>I thought a half-ton fatass wouldn't be able to walk.fat people actually have insanely strong legs because well, it's hard to move when you're fat so their leg muscles get giga jacked to cope with it
Is it really that bad to eat a burger in wrapping that has fallen to the ground?
>>280293967sasuga ainz sama!
>>280291128>>280291181>>280291226This is a thing IRL
>Ohhh baby you can eat the ice cream with me!>I love your big pot belly baby~>Come watch netflix with me on the couch baby, you don't have to workoutThen somehow she loses all interest in you and says you're not the same man as before. It's a sabotage technique woman employ on men to keep their man from being stolen but then inherent biology and hard brain wiring tells them that the same guy is no longer attractive.
tl;dr don't listen to her lies
>>280290428>but there is no excuse for being fat.its a choice
>>280301580Something something loli is a body type
So he can never fuck the girl?
What the FUCK why would she decline??? Does she know how comfy a big ol' fat shirt is???
>>280302360Technically, he could stick it in once,
>>280301825, but it won't end well.
>>280301939>mfw I sometimes get cunts laughing at me as I walk down the streetNice, finally an anime where I'm the protag!
>>280302544>>280302370Finally, a show for MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>280300787he looks like he could fold all three of them like paper
>>280300961Yes, except the money part. Being wizard with job will leave you with shit tons of money.
i am so scared of this shit
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>defence - a trillion
That's a great start.
>>280302964armpits are an anatomical weakspot, you'd think someone obsessed with DEF would cover them up first
>>280289505 (OP)>ugly bastard isekai>but it isn't a hentaiWhat's the point?
Strong is beautiful.
Big boys get all the girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBMNsGFYpE
>>280302999You don't need to protect armpits when you have shield or two shields.
>>280293967Sasuga Ainz-Sama!!!
Didn't expect this to have such a good OP
>>280302236>Back ArrowThat fat guy doesn't count, he nerfs himself on purpose and immediately becomes a buft fitguy when he has to be serious
>>280302889did nothing wrong
>>280303442kek
second season when?
>woman ruined everything
You have to give credits to the muslims for making women know their place. This kind of would and will never happen under Sharia law.
>>280302879This is true. It also comes with an interesting paradox:
>Have a lot of money now>Could afford to fuck some good whores>But this will no longer make you a wizard nowWhat do?
>>280300655>Big fat old men are chad thundercock to the average hot anime girl.Then why do they only seem to be able to rape them? It's almost like they wouldn't willingly ever touch them.
>>280289781>i self insert as the ugly dude fucking the girl with the bowBASED SUICIDECHAD!
>>280303118What are these things, Jew monsters? Those fucking konks.
Pretty mid first episode, and I say this as an Isekai/banishment slop enjoyer who watches at least a couple of these guilty pleasure shows a season.
I think I like the overall set up, however, the whole "I can't touch a girl" plotpoint feels like its goiing to get annoying real quick.
I get that the author wants the MC to be an incel/vocel, but making him ugly and fat would have been enough.
what the heck is her problem lmao
>>280303715god i wish that were me
>>280301825Ahh yes
The incel class
>>280303593I have seen consensual ugly bastard hentai. Your hentai skills are lacking. Now go fap to 1000 doujinshis and come back.
>>280303715>>280303442I was convinced that fucking series was Korean as well, everything from the character models, plot points and story, blatant wish fulfilment to the point of becoming comical like the modeling shit and how his family is dealt with, and the way main character autistically acts just scream gook shit...
>>280303633Bull Southern Elephant Seals.
absolute bulk chads, the largest known specimens were up to 7m long and weighed 5 tonnes.
While the cows are only like 350-900kg and 2.5-3m long.
>>280301825the self deprecating shit was unnecessary. poor fuck
>>280290055>Chud and Chudette
>A 2020 YouGov survey found 8% of U.S. adults reported being falsely accused of abuse (including SA). Of these, 62% of accusers were female.
BRUH
>>280304142>giga fat>still has noticeable bulgedude would be hung like a horse if he was fit
Doesn't Japan still consider sumo a sport, weird that there isnt a single anime where the mc is big guy, and its not just a comedy.
Doesn't even have that the dude is super fat or ugly, but more like strong fat.
so which one of them was also ugly in the previous life but gave themselves looks?
>>280304205There's that one sumo anime about the short sumo fighter?
>>280304205Is Abarenbou not big enough to fit that?
>>280303722the series 99.999% riding on how cute she is and the lengths the viewer self insert will go through to protect her smile
>>280304216the handsome guy was ugly and socially awkward
the blonde girl was an old hag since she said "i'm (the character) supposed to be 16"
Gentlemen, it's OUR time now.
>>280303086What would be amazing is if there was another ugly bastard, like a dark fatty counterpart, and that ugly bastard tries to rape his teammate, and he saves her, but now his teamgirl has PTSD and lets slip that he reminds he of the rape, so he has to restore his owner and defeat his evil dark version to show that ugliness is just skin deep.
>>280289610better girls too.
oh no, i want to watch more
So what made the FMC want to start life anew in another world?
Were they prostitutes? Porn actresses?
>>280304385the only good girl in that show is the glasses girl and her sweater puppies
>>280304165And keep in mind those stats are most likely understated. The percentages are most likely a lot higher.
>All the ugly bastard isekai series have the mc be basically asexual
>Complete refusal to actually show that ugly guys can get laid sometimes or that love can be blind
Cowards
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>>280297973They always think "I can lose my weight anytime, I don't want to hinder maximizing my muscle gain" but in fact, they have NEVER achieved a fit body and live on with their pot belly. Muscle building doesn't require overabundant calories, a daily surplus of a few hundred kcal just does it.
>>280304287what about archer girl?
So were the party members also uggos too?
>>280304518I bet they're all dudes
>>280303715Yeah the show was Korean as fuck even by isekai slop standards.
>>280304481>love can be blindnobody believes that fairy tale shit for kids retard
even in the hunchback of notre dame the ugly bastard mc lost
>>280304603n-not in hunchback of notre dame 2....
>>280304603>the ugly bastard mc lostHe "lost" a filthy gypsy
>>280304481Ugly dudes get laid all the time. Money and personality matter a ton. Look at Pete Davidson.
>>280304554If it forces 16 then I assumed this was Seika, if not this scene was fucking weird.
She's kind of dumb, and kind of mean... but I like her.
>>280304845personality > money
>>280304937I HATE NICE GIRLS
>>280304554>>280304675>MC looked fit when working>MC is now fat>fit dude was a fat dude>both lolis were fat dudesthis is why none of them batted an eye at him being fat.......this is VRchat the iisekai anime kek it all makes sense now
>>280305000I love nice girls. Especially if they're a little dumb.
>>280305000Trips of truth. Give me some evil chick with tight clothing, big tits and a cruel smile as she MAKES MY LIFE HELL.
I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME WORSE, BITCH! COME AT ME, FOR I WILL COME IN YOU!
>>280289610>>280289505 (OP)You guys wished you looked this good, make a fusion between these 2 and then you can have the true first self insert anime.
>>280305000She is nice to everyone.
>>280304603Irrefutable truth therefore the ending of Paprika is not reality based, just as the whole dreamscape of that anime. Believe me, the best hope for ugly mugs is getting fit, if you are lucky you can even look good and see yourself something you have never dreamed before. It is that miraculous so hit the road now FUBanons. No excuse for being fat.
This is just what peak male performance looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEE7gDS-oPs
Quasimodo for modern audience.
>kills a weak mob and becomes god like after leveling up
mmmm
If you can't stand watching this MC it's because you can't stand looking in the mirror
>>280304554We see the brunette in the ED, so she's probably a real girl. I'm half suspecting the blonde is the one bitch that ruined him.
>>280305607SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!
>tfw an ugly dude has more encounters/game with women than you do
>t.5“7 feet midget who suffers in a country with an average men height of 6 feet
I guess they could adapt the entire original manga since it's only 32 chapters.
>>280291128>>280300787>>280304142He is far too tall to be -255 looks. Just being a hulking mass of flesh will instinctively weaken any lass with overwhelming maleness.
>>280304960Depends on the ratio but assuming you arent a spaz, money is more important
>>280306020wew that's short
>>280305985Merry is the cutest!
>>280289505 (OP)Irony poisoned garbo
>Suwabe as 2 MC old dudes in this season
I give it half a season till he gets slimmed down because its a Isekai, and those always turn it into the same character.
>>280301703no
but you know how anal nips are about food and cleanliness
>>280306100The actual original source is the WN but it's also just as short and still not updated since almost 3 years ago. There is also a sequel manga which started last year (only 1 volume so far).
Would you trade your looks and being able to touch women for god-like stats?
>>280289610ojisan is not even supposed to be that ugly, it's just that in isekai everyone is beautiful
>>280306716>tradeIf I had any of that to trade away, yeah.
>>280306716>LooksI look like shit no matter what
>Being able to touch womenI have never had the ability to do that
>Godlike statsSign me up. I'll just be me but with superpowers.
How does a level 31 have trillions per stat? Is the 13k growth exponential somehow?
>>280294759You eat to lift.
I lift to eat.
>>280306449>Oji-san voice actor? I know just the guy
>>280300344>embracing the fat ugly bastardbased
>>280304855Makes sense, girl is dumb at every level, so her excuse is being a cripple her whole life.
>>280305569Banaza got double-blessed accidentally, so his levels went from 1 to ∞ in one step. This MC only has a 10000x multiplier on XP gain, which is worse.
>>280301939has he tried not being ugly?
He'll overcome the touching debuff right?? Justice for my man
>>280306517Literally impossible.
>>280303715I thought they were both korean kek
>>280302223>>280304142FINALLY an anime I can self insert to
>>280306517>and those always turn it into the same character.>vending machine
>some fucking skank frames an innocent eroge appreciator
brehs...
>>280301939Most relatable anime of all time
i fucking hate women so much it's unreal
i wouldn't be surprised if they actually end up doing this for real someday
>wanna get isekai'd? you can come back but it will probably kill you
that's an interesting way of doing things, i can't say i've seen it done this way before
>level quadrillion rapemaster with 100 trillion points dumped into STR
jesus christ this is like, multiversal universe destroying god levels of power
>packing some serious schmeat
>fucking dies if he uses it
he boned himself hard here
No women so he's a GOOSHcore build
Or become immortal I guess
>>280308465nigga japan barely has people as is. I'm surprised they dont have some blacksite research facility developing artificial wombs to then manufacture humans with jomon genetics.
>>280308784he can't fuck anything, male or female
>>280308567why would you want to go back to dogshit japan when you can be a demigod in isekai land where everything is perfect? i bet the author wont even touch on this subject.
>damn jackie, i can't control the weather
>all 4 of them got isekai'd together
huh, i thought they were gunna be natives, more unusual twists i didn't expect from this
This concept only works in isekai. Status is everything to women, and there’s nothing more high-status than a cheat MC. Ojisan Isekai puts that dynamic clearly on display by the harem directly admitting that ojisan looks like a orc but they are desperately thirsty for him anyway.
isekai is just a government scheme to cull the NEETs
seika is in dire need of correction
>>280307450it''s either him or Hiroaki Hirata when it comes to ossan voice.
fucked up looking goblins
>kill 1 goblin
>become god
MY FUARKIN HERO
>>280290428>no excuse for being fatClearly you've never actually gotten to know a fat person.
>tactical goblin nuke
orcbolg would be proud
>>280309645it's about what i expected to be, it was alright
>isekai medieval mcdonalds
>>280309645it's ok, will keep watching
losing 10% of your hp might not sound too terrible but if your max hp is 580 trillion, taking 58t damage from touching a woman has got to be agony, jesus
>>280309677I thought nips wrap ero stuff in a non transparent paper for situations like this
>>280289505 (OP)This show seems like a one off, not one guy would want to be that hideous and give them false hope looking like that will get you girls.
>>280309926yep, it's imperative nobody finds out you're a sad fat balding loser retard in his 30s who plays VNs!
>>280301196that's the point
>>280301196hes supposed to be a self insert
>>280301196I think he looks pretty cute for an anime fat ugly bastard, ofc real fat ugly bastards are ugly
>>280289505 (OP)He... He is... Built just like me...
Thank you.
>look, I'm lvl31 and you're still lvl2. To stay in this party, there are a few rules you'll need to comply with
>>280309645I wish this is actually a comfy adventure series instead of a drama series that you can't escape from your past even in another world
Suwabe is carrying this show pretty hard. Not sure I enjoy the semi-LOG HORIZON approach to isekai the show is going for.
>>280289505 (OP)This is just evil... It's not even about refraining from sex, it's that you can be instantly killed with things out of your control
>>280310529but thinnk of the bonus points
>>280310529>Stupid sexless incel in our world>Stupid sexless incel in isekai 2D worldat that point stop living
>>280310529just needs armor, -255 looks probably at nanopp anyway
>>280310529assuming you have enough HP regen you can just get a girl to jerk you off
>>280310529get pain resistance potion and revive potion
>>280289610DO They finish his anime?
Did the -255 bother anybody else? 255 is the maximum value for an unsigned byte but if it's signed the minimum is -128 and the maximum 127.
>>280289505 (OP)I look like that. When does the doujin drop?
>>280310529>This is just evilHe did it to himself, anon. This is just a warning to never do your character generation with a devil may care attitude.
>>280309788hidden forest ninja mcdonalds always made me laugh
If it weren't for the fact that he's in the OP, I would think he was a backstabbing, two-faced asshole who would probably try to kill the MC, because he certainly has that demeanor.
>>280310529>out of your controlhe has a trillion stats, he is impossible to rape
he did it to himself so he's not seeking out sex either
perfectly balanced
>>280310529Keyword here is 'directly.' He can at least negate the first point by covering every inch of his body, or if it only applies to his hand, by wearing gloves. The last point, though, yeah, he screwed himself out of screwing anyone, really.
I'm really liking this group and the dumb setting
>>280310976heh, was thinking the same
It's because of that generic ikemen look
>>280310828Many RPGs still used 255 caps even after 2+ byte ints became common
>>280310828Since every thing else is a potentially huge decimal value, I'm just going to pretend that they're stored as text strings. The -255 as a min for Looks is just the UI coder fucking up.
What do people with appearance 255 look like?
>>280310621>takes too much dps and regen can't negate it>can only get cock teased for the rest of his isekai life
>>280311058>He can at least negate the first point by covering every inch of his body, or if it only applies to his hand, by wearing gloves.Or convincing himself, or the GM, that only human females are "girls" then going after non-humans.
>>280301196The only thing distracting about the MC is the hairy mole on his face
>>280311241The Chad meme, complete with bizarre walk and perfectly triangular hair.
>>280311324Yeah, he should get magical laser surgery.
>>280304188Fat people also store fat in that zone, genious
>>280311521Touching boys is fine, but sex with one will still kill him.
i didnt read any of the stats, is magic a thing?
>>280289505 (OP)Couldn't he sue his former employer for wrongful termination?
>>280311666its not wrongful if he plead guilty. its rightful.
This was alright. It didn't rise above the level of what I was expecting, but it was enjoyable nevertheless. I don't know why, but when it comes to isekai, I can only seem to connect with series that have an ojisan as the MC.
>>280311663>is magic a thing?Yep.
>>280311743ojisans just work for isekai because they're not insufferable japanese children. i think the comedy works pretty great and theres the whole party of weird backstories to get into. am very hopeful.
>>280310621In theory, if it only lasts 9 seconds, you can tank a handjob. But you'd be in agonizing pain during it, so I don't know.... if you're into that....
>if you touch a girl's skin
skin is only on the outside anons, he's fine.
>>280310588>IncelYou don´t even know what that wordd means. He CHOSE that life, not the other way around.
>>280289505 (OP)finally a anime for an ugly bastard like me
So will he be irresistible to Orcs? I remember this one doujin where this ugly knight guy who is treated like shit by everyone gets captured by Orcs. They force his helmet off revealing the ugly bastard underneath and the amazonian Orc chicks in the room immediately drench their panties and jump on him because he looks like a 15/10 to an Orc.
>>280311945it's not voluntary when the world enforces it
>>280311663The dude summoned a fuckiing lightning dragon... ofc there is magic
>>280312023A volcel is still a volcel even after he decides to castrate himself or become a monk alone in the middle of nowhere. He chose this life.
>>280312035i do not know the limits of archery club
>>280312085I wish I had it. There was a princess who was captured too and she gets raped and mindbroken by the male Orcs. Then the knight becomes the Orc leader and commands raiding parties while being fawned over by his Orc harem. I remember it well, but not the name of the doujin itself.
There are way too many shows I’m enjoying this season! I want to talk about them with you guys but I can’t watch and participate in so many threads!
>>280312207There are like 30 people in /a/ so don't worry about it. Just watch what you want to watch.
>>280312207
>>280312207I still need to finish shit from last season.
I liked that sword master one but only got half way and semi forgot about it.
How many points in attractiveness do you think his group used? Also imagine choosing 10 or 20 thinking that’s the max only to end up, as a 5 or 6 out of 10 at best.
>>280301958she's very cute
BTW notice how Japan manipulates character design. JP never makes legit ugly protagonists, and certainly not MCs. That’s why this character who is supposed to be brutally ugly is drawn in such a cute way. Very round, soft features meant to invoke feelings of being "cute" in the same manner of a plushie or something. "Not sexually attractive" is the utmost Japan can do to make a MC "ugly".
>>280312603It would be a lot of work to have him animated like one of those grotesque Spongebob scenes all the time
>>280312603People are getting grossed by a mole, imagine if they put more stuff in his face. And it's not like it's only him, it's thd nature of 2D do not draw faces exactly how they would be IRL.
his boss was uglier than he was
>>280312085it's not like there are hundreds of orc doujin
just search like "english orc harem"
>>280312603You are ome special kind of retard...
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>>280312603>notice how Japan
>>280302370Fat grease on the inside. Wouldn't want that on my skin either.
>>280312821Boss sacrificed looks and put all points on money and connections. The problem is how in MMOs money you make trading with other players is orders of magnitude bigger than with npcs so burning millions of points in money made him wealthy but not trillionaire. Should have invested more points in charisma
>>280289505 (OP)The way the purple one acted initially made me think she's the women who set him up but by the end I'm not sure anymore
>>280313542i think they hinted she's wheelchair girl from the way she was sitting in an isekai scene
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>>280312603BTW notice how America manipulates character design. USA never makes legit ugly protagonists, and certainly not MCs. That’s why this character who is supposed to be brutally ugly is drawn in such a cute way. Very round, soft features meant to invoke feelings of being "cute" in the same manner of a plushie or something. "Not sexually attractive" is the utmost America can do to make a MC "ugly".
>>280293656>fat is just a fake avatar
>>280302370>why?"Sweet perfumes are made from fat..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMDKFydXX_s
>>280313577The way she stuck out her tongue when he offered her his shirt just seems odd then. Wouldn't the wheelchair girl appreciate someone helping her out
>>280313789yeah definitely could be but i'm not sure how much of that whole intro was in MCs head.
>tfw your face is too fat for a classic OP scene
>>280289505 (OP)Why do you sound so mad?
>>280293967Sausaga Heinz-sama
>>280314430He is underaged.
>>280314430>>280314613Why do you both sound mad right now?
>>280289610Both this manga and the anime adaptation were far, far, far better than anything the isekai genre deserves. I've been pissing on SEGA's grave for over 20 years, but this anime was gloriously /vr/ in all the right ways.
saying shit like this when you can't have sex without dying is cruel to ladies everywhere kek
>>280314044i look like this and do this
>>280314764BELLY WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
>>280289610I'm waiting on a new season any day now. Need more Sui.
>>280312153>>280312085[Odd] Orc Musume wa Ikemen ga Osuki | Orc girls love handsome guys (COMIC Anthurium 2016-12) [English] [Digital]
Surprisingly entertaining, the minutes flew by
So he cant even get with main girl no matter what? Is this an adaption?
>>280302360What's the point of being a fat ugly bastard if you can't even ntr anyone
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He... He looks like me..
He's built like me... I... thank you <3
#RepresentationMatters #BusamenGachiFighter
>>280315116I wonder this every day of my life...
>>280315111>Main girlThis is not a romcom, shipper
Charisma is such an important stat even irl. You can get away with so much shit by just being conventionally attractive.
>>280315436Charisma is not the same thing as looks. Politicians have charisma even if just to tell lies but many still are ugly.
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>>280289610actually good anime, actually great manga
>>280289610>DUDE SEGA LMAOthis was trash if you didn't live through their golden era
>>280311571not in dick or balls - above and around so it is comically sunk under the belly and underbelly fat
>>280315549No, the Sega is pretty much a gimmick of it, that honestly is coming out of nowhere.
The author could do it without it. He just didn't, probably way too much of a diehard himself.
I wonder if Japanese believe in Roald Dahl's ugly thoughts make ugly people phenomenon. It reminds me of the Japanese guy Masaru Emoto who claimed positive and negative thoughts and words can change the molecular structure of water, like making water crystals more beautiful with kind affirmations or making rice spoil faster if you call it a piece of shit.
This VA huh, he's in a lot of stuff.
His boss is one hell of an ugly bastard.
Why scribble his face when they can just crop the cut a little lower so we can't see? Seems like a weird shot.
Japans punishment for minors is highly fucked. There was a kid who decapitated and put another kids head on a pike and they got sent to a special school as punishment.
Why would he drop the looks to the maximum negative value? Also why does a value for an isekai have a one byte limit?
What a tard, put all those negatives and forgot to distribute his points. They could have at least to an auto distribute button in.
If he can be severely injured from touching women, why would he ever party with them?
OP is ok, kinda generic. His fat jiggling is funny. Cute flower crown, reminds me of that one image of the fat ugly bastard buying an elf and treating her like a daughter.
Wide load.
Why are these girls in their underwear? Were they getting impregnated by the guy?
An isekai waiting room? Were the two girls former men? Is that why they don't care about standing around in their underwear?
The way they animate his fat ass is amusing on its own.
The problem of points sure was short lived.
Team Gobbo blasts off again!
Moleh moleh moleh moleh.
Lol, the arrow nuke.
This show has a lot of dorks so far. Fat being best dork?
American isekai or 'murican was isekai'd and opened a burger shop?
The ED focusing on purple is interesting. If she really was a girl before being isekai'd, I can't imagine her life was all that bad.
A good first episode. Seems it'll be a nice silly sunday show.
>>280315943they have to inform us the audience that he doesnt look the same as the fatty fat MC but he is still very ugly.
So, he took 58 trillion damage despite being an almighty god?
Uff, girls really are terrifying.
Will the MC really go solo, or will the other three isekaijins stay with him? They look like nice people, and it's always good to have friends to contrast the action of the MC, who is now the superugly mug with almighty superpowers and superweakness.
>>280316298the OP is all party things, he's never going solo.
>>280315370The black haired girl is clearly billed as the main girl. The ending is all her actually
>>280316298this series is about MC being the other party members (unlucky girl in particular) secretly OP babysitter. he handles almost everything behind the scenes, and later on the other party members kind of find an RP sync to go in stride with MCs OP shenanigans. there's some deep lore too, about the world they're in and they face off against other isekai-jin who made the choice to sacrifice power at the cost of penalties. the main ongoing thread though is resolving the cute black haired girls curse
I didn't know Kouta Hirano got an anime made of him
>>280315549good thing I did live through it then
>>280290428This
Trust me fatcels you will be much happier if you stopped fucking eating shit food all of the time with no exercise
>>280317182>much happier if you stopped fucking eating shit foodeating shit food makes me happy though
do you see the problem here
>>280317182exercise is literally worse than death
>>280317198yes but all of the time?
with not excerise? You can have some, even have some often, as long as you make a bit of an effort to walk or burn off the fat
>>280317217true but being fat doesn't instantly kill you it just drags you a long in an awful sort of half-death
dont like this everywhere
good anime so far
>>280317295>somefat people have 0 self control, that is the issue
they literally CAN'T have "some", that's how they end up the way they do
most often they overeat because they're depressed
>>280317182Just replace all of your sugar intake with bacon.
>>280317326It's to distract you from the low quality of the animation. Think of early 2000s bloom setting in videogames.
This anime sounds like absolute dogshit.
>>280317415Oblivion looked amazing.
in real life i do sorta look like the mc but i don't think most people realize there is actually a whole sub-culture of women who are into guys that look like that (but to more of an extreme)
>be me
>work as security guard for massive tech company during college
>its 8pm on a saturday, occasional employees coming on the weekend to show their families where they work, maybe do some work, etc
>get approached by this 6/10 korean girl who's an employee
>she's 30 at most, about late twenties
>im about 20 at the time
>im sitting taking a break from walking my guard patrol when she comes over and asks for a photo
>i assume she means me take a photo of her next to the tech companies front desk or something
>turns out she wants a selfie with me
>wtf.png
>agree because im not supposed to upset the clients workers
>pans waaaay out on the camera, more than just a selfie, basically a waist-up shot of us both, gets really close and i hover arm over her
>thanks me and goes away
>about an hour goes by
>same korean girl comes by with what i assume is her friend (another 6.5 out of 10)
>apologize and ask of they can both get a selfie again
>same thing as last time, only after she takes the photo, her gallery pops up and i see the first photo we took
>only see it for less than a second but quickly see what it is
>some kind of filter or photoshop was done to my face to make me look like my head was cocked over and i was drooling, my clothes were ripped, and my face looked even fatter with big lips
cont.
>>280317726>somehow turned me into a proper UB>both girls awkwardly giggle and go away>genuinely having a wtf moment >get off shift, ask supervisor about "suspicious ladies in the common area" and we both look up their badge hits to get into the space>"oh just looks they're normal employees anon, but good job keeping an eye out!">get one of the girls names>get back to car, find her linkedin>some shared twitter repost of who i think the other friend was>go through her twitter>do some digging and end up finding a similar username on a Naver sub-page dedicated to fat fetishes>ohno.wav>check her user-tag>scroll through her posts, all links to selfies hosted on a different website>basically selfies with lots of fat men who she used this filter or photoshop thing on, and herself blurred out in the photos>comments all very but basically its other women hooning over big, ugly, fat men and how they'd be "powerless" to resist them >some kind of weird fantasy rape thing going on here>look around sub-page more but stuggle because don't know korean how tf to navigate this website, but there's at least a post a day of some random women getting a selfie with a fat guy, some blur their faces, some don't, some use filters on the guys, some are just so ugly they don't need a filter>genuinely creeped out>check it a week later wondering if she posted mine>never was able to find it, but she did upload more selfies of other men she goti realize this is kind of a dairy post, but don't let anyone kid themselves in these threads, women into UB apparently do exist, they just aren't that good looking themselves
i'm just here to let you know i'm not going to read any of that bullshit
>>280317726>>280317749korean women are mentally ill so it checks out.
>>280310529He is oddly vulnerable for someone who supposedly attained god-status.
>>280317726>>280317749This is the reason why I only purchase handguns by mouthfeel.
>>280315642There's probably something about the quality of your thoughts/speech/psychic impressions leading to some kind of different result. But some people are way too fundamentalist about it. Ugliness is inherently repulsive, I very much doubt I'd be able to hug the Elephant Man, though this isn't out of personal cruelty on my part. The real error is assuming that these people somehow have less dignity.
>>280301825The author really hates romance.
>>280289505 (OP)>ugly bastard isekai self-insertUhm, he's literally me?
>>280318910>assumingTrue you don't need to assume that which is axiomatic.
>>280300808Nope the ikemen is getting gooshed
>>280301580Yes, and?
>>280302999Cute anime girls need to be banned from wearing sleeves
>>280289610I look exactly like this
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>>280315549It honestly being harem trash was worse
It ultimately was no difference from other isekai
>>280315549that's the joke
>>280318998>getting gooshedhe CAN'T have sex
>>280310266I Left My Salaryman Life and Became A Scumbag Who Blackmails Women Into Sexually Compromisng Situations In Another World! is sadly not an isekai.
>>280319581A blowjob isn't technically sex, and it's a world with magic so the traps would look actually like girls.
>>280315549I feel that Isekai Ojisama, a series that comes from a place of pure love and sincerity, is a good litmus test to know if a person has a soul or not. Sad to say, you failed the test.
>>280319950>so the traps would look actually like girls.he never specificed sex with a woman, gender is irrelecant
if he puts penis in pussy or ass or someone puts penis in him, he dies
if anyone is the fake-molester girl i think it must be ikemen
>>280319967Yeah, but blowjobs aren't sex. He can just get traps who are convincingly girls to suck him off. He doesn't need to have actual sex with them.
>>280319950>A blowjob isn't technically sex>>280320100>Yeah, but blowjobs aren't sex.Look, Willie, you can risk your life arguing technicalities if you want, but MC isn't a lawyer.
>>280317198>>280317374Just get on those Ozempic-style medicines that make it so you're never hungry. It still requires a modicum of willpower because it's perfectly possible (and common) to eat when you're not hungry. But after like a couple weeks of trying, you'll be able to do OMAD without breaking a sweat.
>>280319964Not sure about the litmus test, but
>series that comes from a place of pure love and sincerityis so fucking true.
>>280319950>Oral sex>Not sex?????
They are weirdly ok with this.
Having been overweight before, I can tell you what it was like to lose half my body weight and become underweight through constant discipline and exercise. Once you hit your goal, you realize that you're not just starved for food, but starved for dopamine. If you have nothing going on in your life, no hobbies or achievements or fulfillment, food becomes a substitute. Eating, tasting strong flavors, becomes instant dopamine. It's like a drug. But my father was the same. He is completely at-ease with a sedentary lifestyle because he replaces all boredom with food and television. He doesn't do anything, or have any hobbies. He also feels compelled to assert his food choices on everyone else, they need to eat slop like him because it's reassuring to him. He especially gorges himself in social gatherings. He'll order three different main courses on the menu because he thinks he won't have a chance to eat them otherwise.
Anyway, what I'm saying is that a lot of fat people are missing something meaningful in their life that can fill them, so they fill themselves with shit food to fill that void. When losing weight, you need to have something else to replace food, and you need to be in an environment where you're not being sabotaged by crabs.
>>280321058Yeah, I was wondering why they were so calm half naked around a half naked ogre
>>280309645I was expecting the overused, companions being assholes to the woe is me main character so I was surprised when they are actually kind. It's heartwarming that they are all losers and appears to be a comfy show instead of edgy.
>>280304855>>280305721if all the party members are characters from the prologue it would be pretty fucking kino
>>280321365agree, it has to be true yeah? so maybe ikemen is his boss who felt bad about firing him when the accusations were false and thats what he meant about screwing up again.
>>280321058>>280321347They all know they come from the same place and are the same age (or at least their isekai body age).
Spoiler
Other members crews backstories are dark as hell.
>>280310976>says he has a communication problem>means it literally and he's a mute in real lifemfw if that was the case
>>280289505 (OP)i won't be watching this, but the girl on the left is cute, i like her hair
what are some good sadpanda tags to find doujins like this
i literally look like this guy without the weird mole
>>280310976still not watching this but this blonde is very cute
>>280322333they were black
>>280289505 (OP)Is this the one where he goes around impregnating women starting with the guild girl?
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>>280309645i'll definitely be watching until the end, its defintely not going to be the best story but honestly it was just so easy to watch
>>280322391no he dies if he has sex
>>280322391You are thinking of Harem Ou no Isekai Press Manyuuki?
>>280322550>Harem Ou no Isekai Press ManyuukiAh, I am. They both fat ugly bastard isekai'd MCs so I mixed them up in my head.
>>280304142God I wish that was me.
>>280305031>>280304554loooool
>please please please
>>280290377Women do desire powerful men, no matter how disgusting they might be. She has seen the level of his power first hand.
>>280301196Try watching it without your dick in your hand.
>>280291128I guess that's how my ex-wife felt...
>>280302964Wasn't another season of this announced? I want more of this one dork apocalypse.
>>280289781I want to fuck your brains out (I'm the ugly bastard)
>>280303442Depends when they meet. This guy became a very attractive man but not too insanely strong. This show the guy became even uglier but stronger than OPM.
>>280302889Someone should stuff her into a suitcase
>>280304855This is who I figured purple might have been before being isekai'd.
>>280303086That already exists
>>280308831Why the fuck did he do it?
>>280321058>Calls the blond chick a loli????
>>280325473yes that is correct
>>280325420Have you never had the urge to roll up an absolutely asinine character just to mess with peoples' heads?
>>280325420to get more stat points, duh
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>this is MC's final form
>>280325746>he turns into a hottiedropped
>>280325746at look 255 you turn aryan?
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>>280290428I look like shit if I am not fatty.
Some people need more fat to look better.
IT'S UGLY FAT BASTARD SEASON BROS!
>>280304142A shame he can't bang the chicks, just imagine the carnage this tank can do to a girl.
>>280317726>>280317749You made my day by giving me maybe the best LMFAO of this year and thanks for sharing your experience. The best post of this thread btw, there are always unknown wonders in the world.
>>280302988>>280303064>>280303111so she used to be a poor fujo who dumped all her points in being pretty and rich, yeah?
the blue hair whore is cute wish she was my 2d wife