Thread 280289505

Another self insert isekai is releasing today.

I self insert as the girl with bow

why bother with a cheap knock off when you can have the original?

I self insert into the girl with bow

Alright give it to me straight is it going to actually be
>this dude is ugly but powerful and maybe has a good personality or other qualities that your usual fantasy anime self-insert lacks
Or is it going to be
>dude is ugly but all the girls arbitrarily fall in love with him anyway

>>280289505 (OP)
i self insert as the ugly dude fucking the girl with the bow and than leaving her to a bunch of goblins

>>280289610
Next season when?

It's like playing with your friend that maxes out all the sliders randomly in the create a character.

>>280289505 (OP)
>Cute girl likes ugly guy.
>Handsome guy likes ugly girl.

When are we gonna see an ugly girl fall for an ugly guy, like the natural order?

I think these two seasonal ugly bastards make a great couple.

>>280289972
Its kino.

>>280289505 (OP)
Oh hey, isn't that the character who punches out anti yuri fags and hetfag delusions? Didn't know he came from isekai, is this stealth yuri then?

>>280289738
There is never going to be an anime where the girls all reject the MC for muh realism or whatever, just give up.

>>280289926
Eventually, probably since they teased more at the end.

>>280289505 (OP)
The synopsis sounds so bizarre that I have to give this a chance.

>>280290196
I'm hoping the vending machine gets the girl.

>>280289738
>i like him because........ a man wrote me............

>>280290377
>>280289505 (OP)
It's one thing to be bald and ugly, but there is no excuse for being fat.

>>280290377
isn't he rich? Yeah that's plenty for a ton of girls.

>>280290377
I'm so triggered and angry right now..

>>280290055
well actualy she's more a Golgo autist than ugly, when she doll up she's got quite the look

>>280289738
I think just the one chick thinks he's cool but isn't like PLEASE FUCK ME RIGHT NOW or anything. Mostly just big fat guy beating the shit out of baddies and making friends

>>280290428
Pure dose of truth. Getting fit is a MUST. You can compensate for so many things by only doing this.

>>280289610
I need to watch shows with Inagaki Konomi in them

>>280290524
That bothers you but not the impossible dragons and magic? Your ability to suspend disbelief is really selective.

>>280290377
Some women out there have real bizarre taste, or maybe just dubious thoughts like
>he's so ugly that I can be 100% sure that he will never even get the chance to cheat on me

>>280291128
I remember a manga where the girl tried making her BF fat and balding so nobody would try to take him.

>>280291181
There also this one

>>280291226
This CANNOT be real if she were beautiful and she knows it, especially if she's being validated on social media. Her dangerously exuberant sense of self-worth will NEVER conclude such this. Never.

>>280289505 (OP)
He's literally me

>>280289505 (OP)
The mole hair makes him too ugly. Just pluck it bro.

>>280291502
He should at least comb his hair, this lazy fat.

>>280291631
wind tussles hair and that is a good thing as it lends the subject a casual bohemian chic sort of vibe.

>>280289738
It's
>guy plays with chargen making the weirdest ugliest characters he can but then the game starts without warning

>>280291425
the lady has some issues, and wanting a worthless bf that will never ever cheat on her ever is a result of that

>>280290055
he looks like young asian hank hill.

>>280291659
>bohemian chic vibe.
aka homeless vibe

>>280291910
eh that's literally hank hill with a different hair cut and maybe slight darker complexion.

>>280290428
He's bulking. When he cuts, you'll see the results. ~t./fit/

>>280290196
Why do so many Westerners even want that? The core Japanese audience clearly doesn't.

>>280293338
There was that anime where the only love interest is killed in like episode 5, no I don't remember which one because it was really bad.

>>280290196
Oregairu was going for that until the editor made the author change the ending because it wasn't a profitable ending.

>>280289610
This one will have subtitles and an uninterrupted release.

>>280293461
>uninterrupted
I don't watch currently airing anyway.

>>280289505 (OP)
He doesn't look like a "normal plain young Japanese man" though

>>280289505 (OP)
Is it too much to hope this wouldn't force a romance anyway?

>>280289505 (OP)
>fat is just a fake avatar

sigh, another case of Skeleton knight and Shangri-La Frontier

>>280293656
so it's going to be fucking amazing then, thanks for the recommendation

>>280289593
based AGP bitch

>>280293241
Been bulking all my life. One day I will be the most powerful

>>280289505 (OP)
I relate to this absolute unit far more than the average faggy schoolboy twink protag

>>280290196
MHA exists

The wary expression of the MC looking guy on the right gets me every time.

>>280293656
DROPPED
What's the point of this anime then

I half expect the fat guy to get sidelined so the twink and the one of the girls get their own love story.

>>280293241
>Forever bulkers
A surprising number of lifters fall into this deadly trap. It's now or never, EAT LESS RIGHT NOW.

>>280290377
>1751641171462211[1]
>i like him because........ a man wrote me............
You already made this bit 6 times this week, anon.

>>280295313
Is she wrong, though?

>>280289505 (OP)
Finally, representation for the average /a/non.

>>280290377
IT'S SO OUTRAGEOUS!!!

>>280293656
Who's the fatty in SLF?

>>280294759
Elaborate

This shirt rejection scene mostly made me feel warm and fuzzy nostalgia, how over is it for me?

>>280298404
I didn't need to remember that time when I offered a cute obviously cold girl my jacket and she just said "ew, no"

>>280289972
>Busu ni Hanataba wo
Did this not get an official overseas release?
Surprising

Don't do weird rituals

ADAPT KOKAN MUSOU INSTEAD OF THIS GARBAGE

>>280289972
How would they fix their gene pool otherwise

I thought he was handsome in real life.

>>280289505 (OP)
He.. he looks like me...
Okay, in all seriousness, this is one of those stupid scenarios that becomes a must watch, if only for three episodes.
The only way isekai can be relevant these days is to either be the biggest trainwreck in the room or to do something really silly.

>>280289738
Have you seen hentai? This guy should be rolling in pussy since these are anime girls. Big fat old men are chad thundercock to the average hot anime girl.

>>280290196
I'd actually like to see an anime like this, at least once for variety's sake

nice

>>280300344
kek

>>280289505 (OP)
so is the ikemen fucking both girls while the ugly pig listen from the other room

>>280289505 (OP)
Any elves in this?

>>280289505 (OP)
Literally me the anime

>>280300538
Is this what happens when you attain wizardhood irl?

>>280300787
How the hell is he even standing? I thought a half-ton fatass wouldn't be able to walk.

>>280289610
the manga is pretty good. the overall story arc is interesting by isekai slop standards and the main cast is pretty wholesome and develops a really nice team dynamic. MC is pretty based too. why not enjoy both?

I appreciate bitches in underwear but the MC is so ugly and repulsive I can't stand watching this anime

>>280301196
why tho he can't be any uglier than the guy in the mirror

>>280301019
>get mogged by chad
>reincarnate
>get mogged by chad again

She's so cute

>>280289926
>>280289610
Covid obliterated this anime
Was insane how so many episodes got delayed by months and even a year I think?

>16
>loli
???

>>280301028
>I thought a half-ton fatass wouldn't be able to walk.
fat people actually have insanely strong legs because well, it's hard to move when you're fat so their leg muscles get giga jacked to cope with it

Is it really that bad to eat a burger in wrapping that has fallen to the ground?

>>280293967
sasuga ainz sama!

>>280291128
>>280291181
>>280291226
This is a thing IRL
>Ohhh baby you can eat the ice cream with me!
>I love your big pot belly baby~
>Come watch netflix with me on the couch baby, you don't have to workout
Then somehow she loses all interest in you and says you're not the same man as before. It's a sabotage technique woman employ on men to keep their man from being stolen but then inherent biology and hard brain wiring tells them that the same guy is no longer attractive.

tl;dr don't listen to her lies

>>280290428
>but there is no excuse for being fat.
its a choice

>>280301580
Something something loli is a body type

LMAO

>>280302056
My king.

Fuck we are eating good.

So he can never fuck the girl?

What the FUCK why would she decline??? Does she know how comfy a big ol' fat shirt is???

>>280302360
Technically, he could stick it in once, >>280301825, but it won't end well.

>>280301939
>mfw I sometimes get cunts laughing at me as I walk down the street
Nice, finally an anime where I'm the protag!

>>280289505 (OP)
IT'S TIME

>>280302544
>>280302370
Finally, a show for MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>280300787
he looks like he could fold all three of them like paper

>>280300961
Yes, except the money part. Being wizard with job will leave you with shit tons of money.

i am so scared of this shit

>defence - a trillion
That's a great start.

>>280302964
armpits are an anatomical weakspot, you'd think someone obsessed with DEF would cover them up first

>>280289505 (OP)
>ugly bastard isekai
>but it isn't a hentai
What's the point?

Strong is beautiful.
Big boys get all the girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBMNsGFYpE

good op

>>280302999
You don't need to protect armpits when you have shield or two shields.

>>280293967
Sasuga Ainz-Sama!!!

Didn't expect this to have such a good OP

>>280302236
>Back Arrow
That fat guy doesn't count, he nerfs himself on purpose and immediately becomes a buft fitguy when he has to be serious

why are they naked

uchida maayaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>280302889
did nothing wrong

AOTS
literally me kino

Who would win?

>>280303442
kek
second season when?

>woman ruined everything
You have to give credits to the muslims for making women know their place. This kind of would and will never happen under Sharia law.

>>280302879
This is true. It also comes with an interesting paradox:
>Have a lot of money now
>Could afford to fuck some good whores
>But this will no longer make you a wizard now
What do?

>>280300655
>Big fat old men are chad thundercock to the average hot anime girl.


Then why do they only seem to be able to rape them? It's almost like they wouldn't willingly ever touch them.

>>280289781
>i self insert as the ugly dude fucking the girl with the bow
BASED SUICIDECHAD!

>>280303118
What are these things, Jew monsters? Those fucking konks.

Pretty mid first episode, and I say this as an Isekai/banishment slop enjoyer who watches at least a couple of these guilty pleasure shows a season.
I think I like the overall set up, however, the whole "I can't touch a girl" plotpoint feels like its goiing to get annoying real quick.
I get that the author wants the MC to be an incel/vocel, but making him ugly and fat would have been enough.

what the heck is her problem lmao

>>280303715
god i wish that were me

>>280301825
Ahh yes
The incel class

>>280303593
I have seen consensual ugly bastard hentai. Your hentai skills are lacking. Now go fap to 1000 doujinshis and come back.

KAKKOIIIIII

>>280303715
>>280303442
I was convinced that fucking series was Korean as well, everything from the character models, plot points and story, blatant wish fulfilment to the point of becoming comical like the modeling shit and how his family is dealt with, and the way main character autistically acts just scream gook shit...

>>280303633
Bull Southern Elephant Seals.
absolute bulk chads, the largest known specimens were up to 7m long and weighed 5 tonnes.
While the cows are only like 350-900kg and 2.5-3m long.

>>280301825
the self deprecating shit was unnecessary. poor fuck

>>280290055
>Chud and Chudette

Made some stitches.

>A 2020 YouGov survey found 8% of U.S. adults reported being falsely accused of abuse (including SA). Of these, 62% of accusers were female.
BRUH

>>280304142
>giga fat
>still has noticeable bulge
dude would be hung like a horse if he was fit

Doesn't Japan still consider sumo a sport, weird that there isnt a single anime where the mc is big guy, and its not just a comedy.
Doesn't even have that the dude is super fat or ugly, but more like strong fat.

so which one of them was also ugly in the previous life but gave themselves looks?

>>280304205
There's that one sumo anime about the short sumo fighter?

>>280304205
Is Abarenbou not big enough to fit that?

>>280303722
the series 99.999% riding on how cute she is and the lengths the viewer self insert will go through to protect her smile

>>280304216
the handsome guy was ugly and socially awkward
the blonde girl was an old hag since she said "i'm (the character) supposed to be 16"

Gentlemen, it's OUR time now.

Last stitch.

>>280303086
What would be amazing is if there was another ugly bastard, like a dark fatty counterpart, and that ugly bastard tries to rape his teammate, and he saves her, but now his teamgirl has PTSD and lets slip that he reminds he of the rape, so he has to restore his owner and defeat his evil dark version to show that ugliness is just skin deep.

>>280289610
better girls too.

oh no, i want to watch more

So what made the FMC want to start life anew in another world?
Were they prostitutes? Porn actresses?

good ed

>>280304385
the only good girl in that show is the glasses girl and her sweater puppies

>>280304165
And keep in mind those stats are most likely understated. The percentages are most likely a lot higher.

>All the ugly bastard isekai series have the mc be basically asexual
>Complete refusal to actually show that ugly guys can get laid sometimes or that love can be blind
Cowards

>>280297973
They always think "I can lose my weight anytime, I don't want to hinder maximizing my muscle gain" but in fact, they have NEVER achieved a fit body and live on with their pot belly. Muscle building doesn't require overabundant calories, a daily surplus of a few hundred kcal just does it.

>>280304287
what about archer girl?

So were the party members also uggos too?

>>280304518
I bet they're all dudes

>>280303715
Yeah the show was Korean as fuck even by isekai slop standards.

>>280304481
>love can be blind
nobody believes that fairy tale shit for kids retard
even in the hunchback of notre dame the ugly bastard mc lost

>>280304603
n-not in hunchback of notre dame 2....

>>280304554
KEK

>>280304603
>the ugly bastard mc lost
He "lost" a filthy gypsy

>>280304481
Ugly dudes get laid all the time. Money and personality matter a ton. Look at Pete Davidson.

>>280304554
If it forces 16 then I assumed this was Seika, if not this scene was fucking weird.

She's kind of dumb, and kind of mean... but I like her.

Oh.... she's nice...

>>280304845
personality > money

>>280304937
I HATE NICE GIRLS

>>280304554
>>280304675
>MC looked fit when working
>MC is now fat
>fit dude was a fat dude
>both lolis were fat dudes
this is why none of them batted an eye at him being fat.......this is VRchat the iisekai anime kek it all makes sense now

>>280305000
I love nice girls. Especially if they're a little dumb.

>>280305000
Trips of truth. Give me some evil chick with tight clothing, big tits and a cruel smile as she MAKES MY LIFE HELL.
I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME WORSE, BITCH! COME AT ME, FOR I WILL COME IN YOU!

>>280289610
>>280289505 (OP)
You guys wished you looked this good, make a fusion between these 2 and then you can have the true first self insert anime.

>>280305000
She is nice to everyone.

>>280304603
Irrefutable truth therefore the ending of Paprika is not reality based, just as the whole dreamscape of that anime. Believe me, the best hope for ugly mugs is getting fit, if you are lucky you can even look good and see yourself something you have never dreamed before. It is that miraculous so hit the road now FUBanons. No excuse for being fat.

This is just what peak male performance looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEE7gDS-oPs

Quasimodo for modern audience.

>kills a weak mob and becomes god like after leveling up

mmmm

If you can't stand watching this MC it's because you can't stand looking in the mirror

>>280304554
We see the brunette in the ED, so she's probably a real girl. I'm half suspecting the blonde is the one bitch that ruined him.

>>280289505 (OP)
literally me

pierced

>>280305607
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!

>tfw an ugly dude has more encounters/game with women than you do
>t.5“7 feet midget who suffers in a country with an average men height of 6 feet

I guess they could adapt the entire original manga since it's only 32 chapters.

>>280291128
>>280300787
>>280304142
He is far too tall to be -255 looks. Just being a hulking mass of flesh will instinctively weaken any lass with overwhelming maleness.

>>280304960
Depends on the ratio but assuming you arent a spaz, money is more important

>>280306020
wew that's short

>>280305985
Merry is the cutest!

>>280302056
CUTE

>>280289505 (OP)
Irony poisoned garbo

I give it half a season till he gets slimmed down because its a Isekai, and those always turn it into the same character.

>>280301703
no
but you know how anal nips are about food and cleanliness

>>280306100
The actual original source is the WN but it's also just as short and still not updated since almost 3 years ago. There is also a sequel manga which started last year (only 1 volume so far).

Would you trade your looks and being able to touch women for god-like stats?

>>280289610
ojisan is not even supposed to be that ugly, it's just that in isekai everyone is beautiful

>>280306716
>trade
If I had any of that to trade away, yeah.

>>280306716
>Looks
I look like shit no matter what
>Being able to touch women
I have never had the ability to do that
>Godlike stats
Sign me up. I'll just be me but with superpowers.

How does a level 31 have trillions per stat? Is the 13k growth exponential somehow?

>>280304510
watch the ED

>>280294759
You eat to lift.
I lift to eat.

>>280298629
>>280298404

>>280306449
>Oji-san voice actor? I know just the guy

>>280300344
>embracing the fat ugly bastard
based

>>280304855
Makes sense, girl is dumb at every level, so her excuse is being a cripple her whole life.

>>280305569
Banaza got double-blessed accidentally, so his levels went from 1 to ∞ in one step. This MC only has a 10000x multiplier on XP gain, which is worse.

>>280301939
has he tried not being ugly?

He'll overcome the touching debuff right?? Justice for my man

>>280306517
Literally impossible.

>>280303715
I thought they were both korean kek

>>280302223
>>280304142
FINALLY an anime I can self insert to

>>280306517
>and those always turn it into the same character.
>vending machine

>>280304142
absolute UNIT

>some fucking skank frames an innocent eroge appreciator
brehs...

>>280301939
Most relatable anime of all time

i fucking hate women so much it's unreal

i wouldn't be surprised if they actually end up doing this for real someday

>wanna get isekai'd? you can come back but it will probably kill you
that's an interesting way of doing things, i can't say i've seen it done this way before

>level quadrillion rapemaster with 100 trillion points dumped into STR
jesus christ this is like, multiversal universe destroying god levels of power

>packing some serious schmeat
>fucking dies if he uses it
he boned himself hard here

No women so he's a GOOSHcore build
Or become immortal I guess

>>280308465
nigga japan barely has people as is. I'm surprised they dont have some blacksite research facility developing artificial wombs to then manufacture humans with jomon genetics.

>>280308784
he can't fuck anything, male or female

>>280308567
why would you want to go back to dogshit japan when you can be a demigod in isekai land where everything is perfect? i bet the author wont even touch on this subject.

el ogro de americano

>all 4 of them got isekai'd together
huh, i thought they were gunna be natives, more unusual twists i didn't expect from this

This concept only works in isekai. Status is everything to women, and there’s nothing more high-status than a cheat MC. Ojisan Isekai puts that dynamic clearly on display by the harem directly admitting that ojisan looks like a orc but they are desperately thirsty for him anyway.

isekai is just a government scheme to cull the NEETs

seika is in dire need of correction

>>280307450
it''s either him or Hiroaki Hirata when it comes to ossan voice.

fucked up looking goblins

>kill 1 goblin
>become god
MY FUARKIN HERO

>>280290428
>no excuse for being fat
Clearly you've never actually gotten to know a fat person.

>tactical goblin nuke
orcbolg would be proud

did you rike it

>>280309645
it's about what i expected to be, it was alright

very sad moment...

>>280309645
it's ok, will keep watching

>>280309645
im lovin' it

losing 10% of your hp might not sound too terrible but if your max hp is 580 trillion, taking 58t damage from touching a woman has got to be agony, jesus

>>280309677
I thought nips wrap ero stuff in a non transparent paper for situations like this

>>280301196
This.

>>280289505 (OP)
This show seems like a one off, not one guy would want to be that hideous and give them false hope looking like that will get you girls.

>>280309926
yep, it's imperative nobody finds out you're a sad fat balding loser retard in his 30s who plays VNs!

>>280301196
that's the point

>>280301196
hes supposed to be a self insert

>>280301196
I think he looks pretty cute for an anime fat ugly bastard, ofc real fat ugly bastards are ugly

>>280289505 (OP)
He... He is... Built just like me...
Thank you.

>>280310168
kek

>>280308904
el goblino

>>280309645
I wish this is actually a comfy adventure series instead of a drama series that you can't escape from your past even in another world

Suwabe is carrying this show pretty hard. Not sure I enjoy the semi-LOG HORIZON approach to isekai the show is going for.

>>280289505 (OP)
This is just evil... It's not even about refraining from sex, it's that you can be instantly killed with things out of your control

>>280310529
but thinnk of the bonus points

>>280309645
ya i did

>>280310529
>Stupid sexless incel in our world
>Stupid sexless incel in isekai 2D world
at that point stop living

>>280310529
just needs armor, -255 looks probably at nanopp anyway

>>280310529
assuming you have enough HP regen you can just get a girl to jerk you off

>>280310529
get pain resistance potion and revive potion

>>280289610
DO They finish his anime?

Did the -255 bother anybody else? 255 is the maximum value for an unsigned byte but if it's signed the minimum is -128 and the maximum 127.

>>280289505 (OP)
I look like that. When does the doujin drop?

>>280310529
>This is just evil
He did it to himself, anon. This is just a warning to never do your character generation with a devil may care attitude.

>>280309788
hidden forest ninja mcdonalds always made me laugh

If it weren't for the fact that he's in the OP, I would think he was a backstabbing, two-faced asshole who would probably try to kill the MC, because he certainly has that demeanor.

>>280310529
>out of your control
he has a trillion stats, he is impossible to rape
he did it to himself so he's not seeking out sex either
perfectly balanced

>>280309645
ye

>>280310529
Keyword here is 'directly.' He can at least negate the first point by covering every inch of his body, or if it only applies to his hand, by wearing gloves. The last point, though, yeah, he screwed himself out of screwing anyone, really.

I'm really liking this group and the dumb setting

>>280310976
heh, was thinking the same
It's because of that generic ikemen look

>>280310828
Many RPGs still used 255 caps even after 2+ byte ints became common

>>280310828
Since every thing else is a potentially huge decimal value, I'm just going to pretend that they're stored as text strings. The -255 as a min for Looks is just the UI coder fucking up.

What do people with appearance 255 look like?

>>280310621
>takes too much dps and regen can't negate it
>can only get cock teased for the rest of his isekai life

>>280311058
>He can at least negate the first point by covering every inch of his body, or if it only applies to his hand, by wearing gloves.
Or convincing himself, or the GM, that only human females are "girls" then going after non-humans.

>>280301196
The only thing distracting about the MC is the hairy mole on his face

>>280311241
The Chad meme, complete with bizarre walk and perfectly triangular hair.

>>280311324
Yeah, he should get magical laser surgery.

>>280311282
or boys

>>280304188
Fat people also store fat in that zone, genious

>>280311521
Touching boys is fine, but sex with one will still kill him.

i didnt read any of the stats, is magic a thing?

>>280289505 (OP)
Couldn't he sue his former employer for wrongful termination?

>>280311666
its not wrongful if he plead guilty. its rightful.

This was alright. It didn't rise above the level of what I was expecting, but it was enjoyable nevertheless. I don't know why, but when it comes to isekai, I can only seem to connect with series that have an ojisan as the MC.

>>280311663
>is magic a thing?
Yep.

>>280311743
ojisans just work for isekai because they're not insufferable japanese children. i think the comedy works pretty great and theres the whole party of weird backstories to get into. am very hopeful.

>>280310621
In theory, if it only lasts 9 seconds, you can tank a handjob. But you'd be in agonizing pain during it, so I don't know.... if you're into that....

>if you touch a girl's skin
skin is only on the outside anons, he's fine.

>>280310588
>Incel
You don´t even know what that wordd means. He CHOSE that life, not the other way around.

>>280289505 (OP)
finally a anime for an ugly bastard like me

So will he be irresistible to Orcs? I remember this one doujin where this ugly knight guy who is treated like shit by everyone gets captured by Orcs. They force his helmet off revealing the ugly bastard underneath and the amazonian Orc chicks in the room immediately drench their panties and jump on him because he looks like a 15/10 to an Orc.

>>280311945
it's not voluntary when the world enforces it

>>280311663
The dude summoned a fuckiing lightning dragon... ofc there is magic

>>280290428
trvth nvke

>>280311998
link?

>>280312023
A volcel is still a volcel even after he decides to castrate himself or become a monk alone in the middle of nowhere. He chose this life.

>>280312035
i do not know the limits of archery club

>>280312085
I wish I had it. There was a princess who was captured too and she gets raped and mindbroken by the male Orcs. Then the knight becomes the Orc leader and commands raiding parties while being fawned over by his Orc harem. I remember it well, but not the name of the doujin itself.

There are way too many shows I’m enjoying this season! I want to talk about them with you guys but I can’t watch and participate in so many threads!

>>280312207
There are like 30 people in /a/ so don't worry about it. Just watch what you want to watch.>>280312207

>>280312207
I still need to finish shit from last season.
I liked that sword master one but only got half way and semi forgot about it.

How many points in attractiveness do you think his group used? Also imagine choosing 10 or 20 thinking that’s the max only to end up, as a 5 or 6 out of 10 at best.

>>280311708
damn.

>>280301958
she's very cute

BTW notice how Japan manipulates character design. JP never makes legit ugly protagonists, and certainly not MCs. That’s why this character who is supposed to be brutally ugly is drawn in such a cute way. Very round, soft features meant to invoke feelings of being "cute" in the same manner of a plushie or something. "Not sexually attractive" is the utmost Japan can do to make a MC "ugly".

>>280312603
It would be a lot of work to have him animated like one of those grotesque Spongebob scenes all the time

>>280312603
People are getting grossed by a mole, imagine if they put more stuff in his face. And it's not like it's only him, it's thd nature of 2D do not draw faces exactly how they would be IRL.

his boss was uglier than he was

>>280312085
it's not like there are hundreds of orc doujin
just search like "english orc harem"

>>280312603
You are ome special kind of retard...

>>280312603
>notice how Japan

>>280302370
Fat grease on the inside. Wouldn't want that on my skin either.

>>280312821
Boss sacrificed looks and put all points on money and connections. The problem is how in MMOs money you make trading with other players is orders of magnitude bigger than with npcs so burning millions of points in money made him wealthy but not trillionaire. Should have invested more points in charisma

>>280289505 (OP)
The way the purple one acted initially made me think she's the women who set him up but by the end I'm not sure anymore

>>280313542
i think they hinted she's wheelchair girl from the way she was sitting in an isekai scene

>>280312603
BTW notice how America manipulates character design. USA never makes legit ugly protagonists, and certainly not MCs. That’s why this character who is supposed to be brutally ugly is drawn in such a cute way. Very round, soft features meant to invoke feelings of being "cute" in the same manner of a plushie or something. "Not sexually attractive" is the utmost America can do to make a MC "ugly".

>>280293656
>fat is just a fake avatar

>>280302370
>why?
"Sweet perfumes are made from fat..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMDKFydXX_s

>>280313577
The way she stuck out her tongue when he offered her his shirt just seems odd then. Wouldn't the wheelchair girl appreciate someone helping her out

>>280313789
yeah definitely could be but i'm not sure how much of that whole intro was in MCs head.

>>280289505 (OP)
Why do you sound so mad?

>>280293967
Sausaga Heinz-sama

>>280314430
He is underaged.

>>280314430
>>280314613
Why do you both sound mad right now?

>>280289610
Both this manga and the anime adaptation were far, far, far better than anything the isekai genre deserves. I've been pissing on SEGA's grave for over 20 years, but this anime was gloriously /vr/ in all the right ways.

saying shit like this when you can't have sex without dying is cruel to ladies everywhere kek

>>280314044
i look like this and do this

>>280314764
BELLY WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

>>280289610
I'm waiting on a new season any day now. Need more Sui.

>>280314764
record it

>>280312153
>>280312085
[Odd] Orc Musume wa Ikemen ga Osuki | Orc girls love handsome guys (COMIC Anthurium 2016-12) [English] [Digital]

>>280314898
based

Surprisingly entertaining, the minutes flew by

So he cant even get with main girl no matter what? Is this an adaption?

>>280302360
What's the point of being a fat ugly bastard if you can't even ntr anyone

He... He looks like me..

He's built like me... I... thank you <3

#RepresentationMatters #BusamenGachiFighter

>>280315116
I wonder this every day of my life...

>>280315111
>Main girl
This is not a romcom, shipper

Charisma is such an important stat even irl. You can get away with so much shit by just being conventionally attractive.

>>280315436
Charisma is not the same thing as looks. Politicians have charisma even if just to tell lies but many still are ugly.

>>280289610
actually good anime, actually great manga

>>280289610
>DUDE SEGA LMAO
this was trash if you didn't live through their golden era

>>280311571
not in dick or balls - above and around so it is comically sunk under the belly and underbelly fat

>>280315549
No, the Sega is pretty much a gimmick of it, that honestly is coming out of nowhere.
The author could do it without it. He just didn't, probably way too much of a diehard himself.

I wonder if Japanese believe in Roald Dahl's ugly thoughts make ugly people phenomenon. It reminds me of the Japanese guy Masaru Emoto who claimed positive and negative thoughts and words can change the molecular structure of water, like making water crystals more beautiful with kind affirmations or making rice spoil faster if you call it a piece of shit.

This VA huh, he's in a lot of stuff.
His boss is one hell of an ugly bastard.
Why scribble his face when they can just crop the cut a little lower so we can't see? Seems like a weird shot.
Japans punishment for minors is highly fucked. There was a kid who decapitated and put another kids head on a pike and they got sent to a special school as punishment.
Why would he drop the looks to the maximum negative value? Also why does a value for an isekai have a one byte limit?
What a tard, put all those negatives and forgot to distribute his points. They could have at least to an auto distribute button in.
If he can be severely injured from touching women, why would he ever party with them?
OP is ok, kinda generic. His fat jiggling is funny. Cute flower crown, reminds me of that one image of the fat ugly bastard buying an elf and treating her like a daughter.
Wide load.
Why are these girls in their underwear? Were they getting impregnated by the guy?
An isekai waiting room? Were the two girls former men? Is that why they don't care about standing around in their underwear?
The way they animate his fat ass is amusing on its own.
The problem of points sure was short lived.
Team Gobbo blasts off again!
Moleh moleh moleh moleh.
Lol, the arrow nuke.
This show has a lot of dorks so far. Fat being best dork?
American isekai or 'murican was isekai'd and opened a burger shop?
The ED focusing on purple is interesting. If she really was a girl before being isekai'd, I can't imagine her life was all that bad.
A good first episode. Seems it'll be a nice silly sunday show.

>>280315943
they have to inform us the audience that he doesnt look the same as the fatty fat MC but he is still very ugly.

So, he took 58 trillion damage despite being an almighty god?
Uff, girls really are terrifying.

Will the MC really go solo, or will the other three isekaijins stay with him? They look like nice people, and it's always good to have friends to contrast the action of the MC, who is now the superugly mug with almighty superpowers and superweakness.

>>280316298
the OP is all party things, he's never going solo.

>>280315370
The black haired girl is clearly billed as the main girl. The ending is all her actually

>>280316298
this series is about MC being the other party members (unlucky girl in particular) secretly OP babysitter. he handles almost everything behind the scenes, and later on the other party members kind of find an RP sync to go in stride with MCs OP shenanigans. there's some deep lore too, about the world they're in and they face off against other isekai-jin who made the choice to sacrifice power at the cost of penalties. the main ongoing thread though is resolving the cute black haired girls curse

I didn't know Kouta Hirano got an anime made of him

>>280315549
good thing I did live through it then

>>280290428
This
Trust me fatcels you will be much happier if you stopped fucking eating shit food all of the time with no exercise

>>280317182
>much happier if you stopped fucking eating shit food
eating shit food makes me happy though
do you see the problem here

>>280317182
exercise is literally worse than death

>>280317198
yes but all of the time?
with not excerise? You can have some, even have some often, as long as you make a bit of an effort to walk or burn off the fat
>>280317217
true but being fat doesn't instantly kill you it just drags you a long in an awful sort of half-death

dont like this everywhere
good anime so far

>>280317295
>some
fat people have 0 self control, that is the issue
they literally CAN'T have "some", that's how they end up the way they do
most often they overeat because they're depressed

>>280317182
Just replace all of your sugar intake with bacon.

>>280317326
It's to distract you from the low quality of the animation. Think of early 2000s bloom setting in videogames.

This anime sounds like absolute dogshit.

>>280317415
Oblivion looked amazing.

in real life i do sorta look like the mc but i don't think most people realize there is actually a whole sub-culture of women who are into guys that look like that (but to more of an extreme)

>be me
>work as security guard for massive tech company during college
>its 8pm on a saturday, occasional employees coming on the weekend to show their families where they work, maybe do some work, etc
>get approached by this 6/10 korean girl who's an employee
>she's 30 at most, about late twenties
>im about 20 at the time
>im sitting taking a break from walking my guard patrol when she comes over and asks for a photo
>i assume she means me take a photo of her next to the tech companies front desk or something
>turns out she wants a selfie with me
>wtf.png
>agree because im not supposed to upset the clients workers
>pans waaaay out on the camera, more than just a selfie, basically a waist-up shot of us both, gets really close and i hover arm over her
>thanks me and goes away
>about an hour goes by
>same korean girl comes by with what i assume is her friend (another 6.5 out of 10)
>apologize and ask of they can both get a selfie again
>same thing as last time, only after she takes the photo, her gallery pops up and i see the first photo we took
>only see it for less than a second but quickly see what it is
>some kind of filter or photoshop was done to my face to make me look like my head was cocked over and i was drooling, my clothes were ripped, and my face looked even fatter with big lips
cont.

>>280317726
>somehow turned me into a proper UB
>both girls awkwardly giggle and go away
>genuinely having a wtf moment
>get off shift, ask supervisor about "suspicious ladies in the common area" and we both look up their badge hits to get into the space
>"oh just looks they're normal employees anon, but good job keeping an eye out!"
>get one of the girls names
>get back to car, find her linkedin
>some shared twitter repost of who i think the other friend was
>go through her twitter
>do some digging and end up finding a similar username on a Naver sub-page dedicated to fat fetishes
>ohno.wav
>check her user-tag
>scroll through her posts, all links to selfies hosted on a different website
>basically selfies with lots of fat men who she used this filter or photoshop thing on, and herself blurred out in the photos
>comments all very but basically its other women hooning over big, ugly, fat men and how they'd be "powerless" to resist them
>some kind of weird fantasy rape thing going on here
>look around sub-page more but stuggle because don't know korean how tf to navigate this website, but there's at least a post a day of some random women getting a selfie with a fat guy, some blur their faces, some don't, some use filters on the guys, some are just so ugly they don't need a filter
>genuinely creeped out
>check it a week later wondering if she posted mine
>never was able to find it, but she did upload more selfies of other men she got

i realize this is kind of a dairy post, but don't let anyone kid themselves in these threads, women into UB apparently do exist, they just aren't that good looking themselves

i'm just here to let you know i'm not going to read any of that bullshit

>>280317726
>>280317749
korean women are mentally ill so it checks out.

>>280310529
He is oddly vulnerable for someone who supposedly attained god-status.

>>280317726
>>280317749
This is the reason why I only purchase handguns by mouthfeel.

>>280315642
There's probably something about the quality of your thoughts/speech/psychic impressions leading to some kind of different result. But some people are way too fundamentalist about it. Ugliness is inherently repulsive, I very much doubt I'd be able to hug the Elephant Man, though this isn't out of personal cruelty on my part. The real error is assuming that these people somehow have less dignity.

>>280301825
The author really hates romance.

>>280289505 (OP)
>ugly bastard isekai self-insert
Uhm, he's literally me?

>>280318910
>assuming
True you don't need to assume that which is axiomatic.

>>280300808
Nope the ikemen is getting gooshed

>>280301580
Yes, and?
>>280302999
Cute anime girls need to be banned from wearing sleeves

>>280289610
I look exactly like this

>>280311111
Nice quints

>>280315549
It honestly being harem trash was worse
It ultimately was no difference from other isekai

>>280315549
that's the joke

Sex with blonde...

>>280318998
>getting gooshed
he CAN'T have sex

>>280310266
I Left My Salaryman Life and Became A Scumbag Who Blackmails Women Into Sexually Compromisng Situations In Another World! is sadly not an isekai.

>>280301580
nip agrees

>>280319581
A blowjob isn't technically sex, and it's a world with magic so the traps would look actually like girls.

>>280315549
I feel that Isekai Ojisama, a series that comes from a place of pure love and sincerity, is a good litmus test to know if a person has a soul or not. Sad to say, you failed the test.

>>280319950
>so the traps would look actually like girls.
he never specificed sex with a woman, gender is irrelecant

if he puts penis in pussy or ass or someone puts penis in him, he dies

if anyone is the fake-molester girl i think it must be ikemen

>>280319967
Yeah, but blowjobs aren't sex. He can just get traps who are convincingly girls to suck him off. He doesn't need to have actual sex with them.

>>280319950
>A blowjob isn't technically sex
>>280320100
>Yeah, but blowjobs aren't sex.
Look, Willie, you can risk your life arguing technicalities if you want, but MC isn't a lawyer.

>>280317198
>>280317374
Just get on those Ozempic-style medicines that make it so you're never hungry. It still requires a modicum of willpower because it's perfectly possible (and common) to eat when you're not hungry. But after like a couple weeks of trying, you'll be able to do OMAD without breaking a sweat.

>>280319964
Not sure about the litmus test, but
>series that comes from a place of pure love and sincerity
is so fucking true.

>>280319950
>Oral sex
>Not sex
?????

>>280309645
It was ok.

>>280293967
shit series

They are weirdly ok with this.

Having been overweight before, I can tell you what it was like to lose half my body weight and become underweight through constant discipline and exercise. Once you hit your goal, you realize that you're not just starved for food, but starved for dopamine. If you have nothing going on in your life, no hobbies or achievements or fulfillment, food becomes a substitute. Eating, tasting strong flavors, becomes instant dopamine. It's like a drug. But my father was the same. He is completely at-ease with a sedentary lifestyle because he replaces all boredom with food and television. He doesn't do anything, or have any hobbies. He also feels compelled to assert his food choices on everyone else, they need to eat slop like him because it's reassuring to him. He especially gorges himself in social gatherings. He'll order three different main courses on the menu because he thinks he won't have a chance to eat them otherwise.

Anyway, what I'm saying is that a lot of fat people are missing something meaningful in their life that can fill them, so they fill themselves with shit food to fill that void. When losing weight, you need to have something else to replace food, and you need to be in an environment where you're not being sabotaged by crabs.

>>280321058
Yeah, I was wondering why they were so calm half naked around a half naked ogre

>>280309645
I was expecting the overused, companions being assholes to the woe is me main character so I was surprised when they are actually kind. It's heartwarming that they are all losers and appears to be a comfy show instead of edgy.

>>280304855
>>280305721
if all the party members are characters from the prologue it would be pretty fucking kino

>>280321365
agree, it has to be true yeah? so maybe ikemen is his boss who felt bad about firing him when the accusations were false and thats what he meant about screwing up again.

>>280321058
>>280321347
They all know they come from the same place and are the same age (or at least their isekai body age).

Spoiler

Other members crews backstories are dark as hell.

>>280310976
>says he has a communication problem
>means it literally and he's a mute in real life
mfw if that was the case

>>280289505 (OP)
i won't be watching this, but the girl on the left is cute, i like her hair

what are some good sadpanda tags to find doujins like this
i literally look like this guy without the weird mole

>>280310976
still not watching this but this blonde is very cute

>>280321790
how dark?

>>280322333
they were black

>>280289505 (OP)
Is this the one where he goes around impregnating women starting with the guild girl?

>>280309645
i'll definitely be watching until the end, its defintely not going to be the best story but honestly it was just so easy to watch

>>280322391
no he dies if he has sex

>>280322406
Oi.

>>280322391
You are thinking of Harem Ou no Isekai Press Manyuuki?

>>280322550
>Harem Ou no Isekai Press Manyuuki
Ah, I am. They both fat ugly bastard isekai'd MCs so I mixed them up in my head.

>>280304142
God I wish that was me.

>>280304142
Big lad

>>280305031
>>280304554
loooool
>please please please

>>280290377
Women do desire powerful men, no matter how disgusting they might be. She has seen the level of his power first hand.

>>280301196
Try watching it without your dick in your hand.

>>280291128
I guess that's how my ex-wife felt...

>>280302964
Wasn't another season of this announced? I want more of this one dork apocalypse.

>>280289781
I want to fuck your brains out (I'm the ugly bastard)

>>280303442
Depends when they meet. This guy became a very attractive man but not too insanely strong. This show the guy became even uglier but stronger than OPM.

>>280302889
Someone should stuff her into a suitcase

>>280304855
This is who I figured purple might have been before being isekai'd.

>>280317415
Or RTX today.

>>280303086
That already exists

>>280308831
Why the fuck did he do it?

>>280321058
>Calls the blond chick a loli
????

>>280325473
yes that is correct

>>280325420
Have you never had the urge to roll up an absolutely asinine character just to mess with peoples' heads?

>>280325420
to get more stat points, duh

>>280325746
>he turns into a hottie
dropped

>>280325746
at look 255 you turn aryan?

>>280290428
I look like shit if I am not fatty.
Some people need more fat to look better.

IT'S UGLY FAT BASTARD SEASON BROS!

>>280304142
A shame he can't bang the chicks, just imagine the carnage this tank can do to a girl.

>>280317726
>>280317749
You made my day by giving me maybe the best LMFAO of this year and thanks for sharing your experience. The best post of this thread btw, there are always unknown wonders in the world.

>>280302988
>>280303064
>>280303111
so she used to be a poor fujo who dumped all her points in being pretty and rich, yeah?

UGLY BASTARD BROS WW@

the blue hair whore is cute wish she was my 2d wife