I have a geology degree and I work in the environmental consulting business. Ask me anything

>>280314574 (OP)
why didn't you get a real degree

How big are your boobs?

Mineralogists which make you rock hard.

>>280314574 (OP)
is Phosphophyllite a real rock?

>>280314574 (OP)
How to impress JCs with a fucking rock?
Why your breast so fat?

>>280314574 (OP)
has AI replaced you yet?

>>280314643
I'm a dude

Cute and funny anime!

>>280314730
that doesn't answer anon's question.

>>280314633
I like rocks and minerals and volcanos, earthquakes simple as

>>280314721
No we need to be in the field to collect the samples and send them to the lab

>>280314574 (OP)
I ask you to fuck off

>>280314791
I love nagi's butt

>>280314787
My pecs are big cause I work out, have to be fit in the field. Pretty much a marine commando

>>280314574 (OP)
>Introduction to mineralogy
why are you fucking retarded?

What is the best rock, in your opinion?
Also, why are you gay?

>>280315006
It's better if certain "people" don't find the thread.
Someone made a new one, lets see what happens.

>>280315006
I am me and I accepted that fact

>>280314574 (OP)
What to think of Nagi's ass, thighs and tits?

>>280314574 (OP)
Why the ching chong subs? Are you a Chink?

>>280315087
Holy kino, literally the perfect woman, smart, strong, into science. Turns me into a caveman

>>280314574 (OP)
How do I make artificial diamonds that pass certification?

>>280314791
I have an estwing rock pick and a wright in the rain note book lol

>>280315460
A really big explosion. You have to have heat and pressure

>>280315460
contract a condition where they come out of your dick when you cum

>>280315893
that was my kidney stone, can I sell that

>>280315460
>How do I make artificial diamonds
Don't they do that for industrial applications all the time?
> that pass certification?
That might be the interesting part.

>>280314574 (OP)
Why are you guys so fucking autistic?
I have never met a geologist that wasn't an autistic fuck, specially men.

why did it take thousands of years for people to realize that there was a ton of coal just sitting there close to the surface that could be used as fuel?

>>280314574 (OP)
If I ever find a small diamond how much will I earn a where do I sell it?

>>280314574 (OP)
How realistic is houseki no kuni?

>>280316019
We like rocks and minerals and science in the environmental business your going to run into people that are part of the spectrum and those people can't handle themselves in a social function.

>>280316019
Maybe the one autistic you are referring is the OP

>>280315176
Na, from Texas

>>280316141
Early humans noticed two things when it came to fire:
1. Super airy light fragile grassy things caught fire easiest. Want to start a fire? Burn the lightest thing you could find. i.e. not-rocks
2. If you COULD "burn rocks" it would just be lava! What use do I have with a volcano!?

>>280314574 (OP)
Did your degree get you little girls with big tits to molest?

>>280316179
You need to be more specific. I don't think you can even find diamonds in most of the world unless you're in Africa or some shit like that. Plus there's stuff like how big is it? What carat is it? Someone who actually knows their shit could tell you, I sure as hell don't

>>280315016
Scoria and obsidian just because it's related to volcanism

>>280317313
I live sorrounded by a bunch of inactive volcanos does that help the search?

>>280314791
She's so thick. I love her.

>>280314574 (OP)
love her design to so much(best girl design)
Ruri is cute also

>>280317664
I don't know

>>280315922
>Don't they do that for industrial applications all the time?
Yes, often used to make drill bits.

>>280317664
>>280317952
Gem-grade diamonds are almost invariably found around kimberlites, if you're not near one then you're not finding diamonds.

>>280318504
Yeah Im fucked

>>280314574 (OP)
How hard is it to find a job in this field?
t.EE, but sounds fun...

>>280318618
>sounds fun
don't look for a job in the field then

>>280314574 (OP)
>blah blah blah
are you a breeding sow with massive tits and a thick dumper that constantly strains through your jeans and is only matched by your equally plappable thighs? If not, then I don't care.

>>280316734
Why do you have Chinese subs then?

>>280318618
>How hard is it to find a job in this field?
How willing are you to move to canada/australia and/or work at a minesite?

>>280314574 (OP)
You don't happen to play TF2 do you?

>>280319989
Mines are neat to work at, I can go look for rocks on our dumps when I'm bored

>>280314903
Reminds of the anon on /an/ who is fucking huge due to his work requiring him to climb trees every day

>>280314574 (OP)
mineralogy is boring isn't? Like watching someone else playing golf.

>>280316141
why would you dig up a bunch of rocks instead of just burning wood from your backyard

>>280315016
In terms of gems I like alexandrite, >>280317427
Scoria is pretty cool as regular rocks. It is cool how the colors vary and how light but relatively strong they are

>>280315016
Do JKs really like fresh, uncut shiny rocks that much?