Thread 280322848 - /a/ [Archived: 507 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:29:22 AM No.280322848
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>Every woman at NERV creams her pants over a nigga with a ponytail
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:33:32 AM No.280322949
you wouldn't get it
Replies: >>280323036
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:37:30 AM No.280323030
>>280322848 (OP)
You're a broccoli head aren't you OP
Replies: >>280331005
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:37:43 AM No.280323036
>>280322949
Yeah you're right, i'm not gay
Replies: >>280331284
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:39:20 AM No.280323078
ponytail is always perfect, you uncultured swine.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:44:32 AM No.280323200
he looks so fucking lame lol
Replies: >>280323510 >>280323855 >>280331130
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:55:55 AM No.280323473
It's because he's le confident
Replies: >>280324118
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:57:35 AM No.280323510
Asuka melon
Asuka melon
md5: c5772387f4fc7372b0801d3c14b3d8ea๐Ÿ”
>>280323200
bogus bomb
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:05:05 AM No.280323653
>>280322848 (OP)
It's just Misato and Asuka
Replies: >>280324044
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:12:29 AM No.280323792
>nigga
He's Asian.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:13:43 AM No.280323816
>>280322848 (OP)
i could tie my hair back but it's really uncomfortable
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:14:47 AM No.280323835
The Duck
The Duck
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>>280322848 (OP)
Problem?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:15:49 AM No.280323855
>>280322848 (OP)
>>280323200
It's not about looks, he has charisma
Replies: >>280328058
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:24:44 AM No.280324044
>>280323653
And Ritsuko
Replies: >>280324094 >>280325311
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:27:12 AM No.280324094
>>280324044
She doesn't really take him seriously, she only plays along to make Misato mad
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:28:10 AM No.280324118
>>280323473
That's all it takes irl too.
Replies: >>280324435
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:29:31 AM No.280324143
MayaRitsu
MayaRitsu
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>>280322848 (OP)
Not every woman.
Replies: >>280324230
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:33:22 AM No.280324230
Ritsuko kaji
Ritsuko kaji
md5: 598af1b70e762c23c2d63af3fab7998c๐Ÿ”
>>280324143
Replies: >>280324912
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:44:27 AM No.280324435
>>280324118
only if you're also attractive
confident and ugly results in the police getting called
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:45:34 AM No.280324458
>>280322848 (OP)
Why does his hands look abnormally large?
Replies: >>280324597
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:53:24 AM No.280324597
>>280324458
Yaoi hands. Chicks love them. It's like how some guys like feet.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:08:20 AM No.280324880
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Not Rei
Replies: >>280331072
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:09:49 AM No.280324912
>>280324230
what the fuck did he mean by this?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:42 AM No.280325089
>>280324912
He just wanted to fuck ritsuko
Replies: >>280325128
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:54 AM No.280325128
>>280325089
After marrying her, right?
Replies: >>280325133
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:21:26 AM No.280325133
>>280325128
No
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:32:00 AM No.280325311
AR9H6YP
AR9H6YP
md5: 32f8cd60cbb0927f4e74e82de2a88ba6๐Ÿ”
>>280324044
And Shinji
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:37:38 AM No.280325396
>>280322848 (OP)
>zoomers will never understand 90s ronin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_r19xoKJE
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:42:25 AM No.280325476
>>280324912
he was messing with misato, he does it all the time until the have an actual heart to heart
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:55 AM No.280325947
>>280322848 (OP)
>Every woman at NERV creams her pants over a nigga with a ponytail
This is probably one of the most believable characterizations and parts of the show though?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:21:21 AM No.280326010
>>280322848 (OP)
Maybe if he let a bunch of 25 year old fatherless virgins beat him up, then he'll be a real man.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:43:00 AM No.280328058
>>280323855
he's just tall
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:44:40 AM No.280328085
>>280322848 (OP)
Kaji was probably the last chad on earth after 3rd impact. Can you imagine the amount of pussy he was drowning in wherever he went?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:21:50 AM No.280328563
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>>280322848 (OP)
>Otaku director thought a scraggly unkempt senpai that he met in college is the coolest guy ever
>Otaku director puts his senpai in his anime
>Jap otaku thinks this archetype is cool and tries to be scraggly and unkempt to attract women
>Jap otaku get slapped by reality when IRL women don't respect them
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:19:49 PM No.280329314
>>280324912
They are just close friends from college. It's ok to flirt a bit.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:36:19 PM No.280329561
>>280322848 (OP)
he's cool
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:26:32 PM No.280331005
>>280323030
No
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:29:09 PM No.280331052
>>280328563
There are Chads with ponytails.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:30:11 PM No.280331072
>>280324880
How does the alternate universe explain her blue hair, red eyes and why she is almost the exact same looking as Shinji's mom.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:32:14 PM No.280331103
>>280322848 (OP)
Especially with a jawline like that. The masculine pretty boy is peak male for women.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:34:16 PM No.280331130
>>280323200
i must agree. he's presented to the viewer as a cool guy but he looks like a lame try-hard most of the times. and nope, banging that slut of misato only work against her, and not in his favour.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:45:02 PM No.280331265
Only jealous women want men to cut their hair
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:46:18 PM No.280331284
>>280323036
I imagine straight girls would get it
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:48:07 PM No.280331311
Calm down, heโ€™s just 2D.
Replies: >>280331417
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:54:36 PM No.280331417
>>280331311
No Kaji is real, I bought some watermelons off of him at the farmer's market.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:46:04 PM No.280332225
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:53:01 PM No.280332368
i never seen an irl woman have Kaiji as a husbando, the creeators must have thought that having long hair and a patchy beard is the coolest thing ever
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:58:05 PM No.280332492
8c81d6fce71b3a8809011b46cb45026f
8c81d6fce71b3a8809011b46cb45026f
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Like the Cowboy and the samurai, this trope transcends space and time
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:52:31 PM No.280333708
>>280332368
>i never seen an irl woman
bet