Thread 280337555

Will Nina and Alina take command next year?

Darjeeling

Darjee is a prostitute and I'm her only client

Bump

>>280340252
feet

I'm thinking about getting a pet bunny. should i get ayumi or azusa?

How does Mibo react to canon Shiho pubes being out in the world now?

El lost!

>>280341051
Holy moly fat tighs

>>280341051
Kay cheated

>tfw losing an argument on /gup/
>purposefully make my responses dumber and dumber to exhaust my opponent
>ignore every point they make and just ramble on sprinkling insults into my responses
>call the other guy out for not being able to make a coherent argument (I dont even know what coherent means)
>pretend to be someone else and call the other guy a retard
>close the thread after simply typing 'lol' and sip on ice-cooled tea and bask in my win

>>280341217
>I fancy you, Nicole

>>280341217
I literally do these things

>>280341217
This just sounds like you lost some argument real bad and are still slightly bothered by it

>>280341268
lol

lol
*sips iced lemonade*

>>280341304
Terrible situation, origin story of many of our shitposters even

what I do is post anything anime thats on my mind right now and check back a day or two later

i call bullshit, no one is arguing on /gup/
we all just talk about wanting to fuck underage girls driving tanks

Is there hope for the world? How do I transcend the garupain and achieve garupleasure?

wife

>>280338185
wtf is this creature?

>>280341475
It's just a little bit smaller than that.

Have you been the beach yet this summer? There are girls in bikinis there!

>>280342382
Yea, this morning i went to beach and it was fun every anon should have fun outside sometimes.

>>280342114
Kurezawa Satinichia McDowell, the next queen of heck

I'm more of a Shadow Mistress guy myself

>>280342461
h e double hockey sticks

im more of a flat chest guy myself

im more of a gock guy myself

>>280342382
>>280342433
I was but I didn't see any sexy guppies there...

>>280342918
That's because they were all with me
We prefer to keep things private

>>280342967
Oh you were the guy who brought all those body pillows to the beach? Didn't know they had guppies on them.

>>280343322
Nah I just told you we weren't there lil man
This is why you aren't getting any guppie beans by the way

>>280343469
ayo this nigga eatin beans

>>280343504
While watching cars 2?

wir sind die roboter

>>280343504
The amount of beans I flick is only superseded by the banana I make guppies eat

>>280343528
cars 2 was kino desu

>>280343569
Wir funktionier'n Automatik
Jetzt woll'n wir tanzen: Me'kanik

Erika rapes miho

Vagina bones

>>280344021
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>280344021
vagina bones
are not
a fucking
real
thing
what you see there is just the pelvis being visible under the skin, it is (typically) a female trait BUT NOT ALWAYS

who asked tho

>>280344021
Licking mechanic vagina bones...

Lurk more retard

>>280344091
shut up fat ass

>>280344187
>mechanic vagina bones
For me? Manual vagina bones for me

Automatic vagoo boneys

>>280344317
>fatass
lol that is the most unfitting insult by far
i wish i got some more fat actually

which tank as vagina bones

>>280344318
Manuals are the best you more of a feel from it

Pripri BD status?

15 yo vagina bones

>>280344602
I'm more interested in that midriff and bellybutton

>>280344602
Anal correction

>>280344602
Is there going to be a new wave of Russian women looking for foreign husbands thanks to Putin's 2 week special operation killing all the Russian men?

>>280344634
Understandable

>>280344741
Yeah that's it. Smooching that midriff while looking up at her and seeing her blush.

whats with the 1 eyed thing? Which samurai is famous for that?
also
>A MLLSD 4koma heavily suggested that Saemonza doesn't wear any underwear. When Saori asks her and Oryou if it's true that Japanese women didn't wear underwear until recently, they confirm that's true, including during their favorite historical periods, and finish with a grin that implies they are, indeed, being historically accurate.
wtf

>>280344782
That's hot just like her thigh highs. Also the eye is only for her most trusted comrades to see.

>>280344782
>She usually closes her left eye like she is aiming her bow

Not reading all that

N

I

G

fat woman

G

>280344905
Kill yourself waste of semen

>>280344782
Just read MLLSD

R

>>280344782
>>280344803
you're telling me her pussy is flapping in the wind like that with that short ass skirt? or does she wear some sengoku period underwear alternative

maus appears

mouse eats arisa

>>280345005
does a man need reason to post his wife?

>>280344966
Yes, remember guppies have magic skirts. But if she does wear a fundoshi that is also just as dick breakingly hot.

Alina is the cutest ari girl

mouse welcomes alina

>>280345092
alina is not a ari girl she is strictly ali

>>280345005
He needs to remind pepperoni how he cheated them dumped her

Same shit

all Z girls pale in comparison to Nona/Klara/Katyusha, the trio is simply too powerful, sorry contrarians

Not too big on women

erika, die russen kommen

>Nina gets a swimsuit
>Alina doesn't
This guy doesn't get enough hate

>>280345497
>aryan goddess for the kissing and dinners n shit
>HUGE boobs pawg slampig for the sex
>cute katyusha for drinking cuddling and other silly stuff
with these 3 wives your existence would be perfect

>>280345534
I would immediately throw Kat into the river to prevent having to support her financially

>>280345595
money is no object when it comes to your wives' faggot

>>280345595
BASED

>>280345661
>wives' faggot
Are you calling Kat a fag?

>>280345661
I just don't think Kat is particularly worth supporting financially and that she belongs more in the river

>>280345595
BASED

its not based at all
support Kat

fuck nonna
marry klara
kill katyusha

Marry Katyusha
Fuck Katyusha
Kill nobody

Kill katyusha
Dont care about the other two desu ne

>>280345941
Honestly this, no other options really

we love katyusha here

Said no one ever

Katyushit

no taste, no nutrition, just filler carbs. why are japs obsessed with this shit?

>>280345941
What makes Klara more marriable than Nonna?

>>280346494
And yet the Nips are almost all lean, so there's evidently nothing wrong with eating rice

>>280346494
>>280346543
not only are they lean they're also some of the healthiest people on earth with the highest life expectancy, carbs are overhated by retard brainlets

Saint Gloriana was the moral winner.

>>280346642
be sure to put that on your university application

>>280346771
Post your body and we'll talk about how a healthy body should look after that.

>>280346818
G-Ghosts...

>>280346831
This

>>280346831
>post your body on an anime thread so some random npc can judge your opinion
I'll pass, you'll just have to take my word for it, 99% of nutrition content online is made by dudebro fat americans with 0 knowledge on anything

>>280346916
>t. Fatfuck

>>280346916
You're fat, aren't you?

>makes a claim
>refuses to provide evidence
>complains about dudebro fat americans with 0 knowledge on anything
>just trust me bro

>>280346968
Nta but that's literally me

>>280346494
What about now?

>280346997
Ok fat

>>280347024
homemade salt pero pero

>>280346997
It's always obese tards who are the loudest on diets

>>280346831
>>280346997
>post your abs and dick or I won't agree with you

>>280347024
That armpit has so much nutrition...

erika go away

>>280346968
This is literally me

>>280347103
I look like this. You'll just have to take my word for it.

>>280346968
I'm built like that

>>280347169
Would fuck

>>280347103
I look like this

>>280347103
Just the abs, not that anon has any

>>280346543
>>280346771
maybe you have a point
t. eats carbs all the time and weighs 54kg

>>280347161
>>280347177
>>280347001
Suddenly the average post quality in this general makes more sense

>>280347213
Weird way to ask for benis images

>>280347246
nothing wrong with having some meat on your bones

halt die klappe erika

>b*cchi
Leave

we love bocchi here though

>>280347272
benis?

wir hassen bocchi die schlampe

>>280347279
Meat is red, fat is white

>>280347341
And that's a good thing

fat is marie

all things considered its better to be skinny than fat

>>280347246
Well I'm about stretch Kat out so I'd say it evens out for me

list of chars we love
>katyusha
>bocchi
>tanya

>>280347377
Ew.

I'd rather be fat than a malnourished Auschwitz survivor

>>280347437
fat cope
also manlet cope

>>280347410
*would throw into a river

>>280347437
>it's one extreme or the other

>>280347377
>>280347437
>>280347406

>team, charge the hell out of these Western boars!

comes a fat woman to the store

>>280347491
>gets mogged by a sherman

>>280347546
sherman was the best tank of the war, stupid wehrmutt

>no boars allowed
Explain MLLSD to me then, atheists

This franchise's run is as slow as the fat bastards in this thread.

>>280347571
>8 shermans to kill 1 tiger

>>280347624
FACT you cannot compare a medium tank to a heavy tank in a 1v1, numerous reports irl of the sherman snub 75 taking down panthers and tigers with AP shells (something impossible in war thunder for example), a tank's overall effectiveness is judged by its impact on the course of the war, and the sherman's reliability, versaltility, crew comfort and gumption was enough to win the war, everyone loved the sherman whenever they got it, soviets from lend lease, germs captured, etc, just an amazing vehicle

>>280347607
DF5 won't come out until we have purged the most awful parts of the fandom and deemed ourselves worthy in the eyes of the Ankou God

>>280347437
This x1

>>280347624
>being mass producible is a bad thing, actually
Umm okay sweetie

>>280347709
If Miz is any indicator to go by then DF5 releases only after we've all embraced the cowboy lifestyle

Wani lost a few extra pounds

>>280347437
Same

>>280347823
Idoru uicchis.....

Quite fond of the M4 Sherman

>>280341051
Impossible

>>280347437
I'd rather be historically accurate than politically correct

>>280347959
wtf I'm in that picture

>>280347959
The West has fattened. Millions must diet!

Erika did nothing wrong.

>>280347959
Why did you post me??????

>>280347959
You shouldn't just face dox people like that,...

>>280348028
I started gym 3 times a week a month ago and I'm seeing some minor gains and feel quite better overall
but I can't get the dieting thing going, I can't give up snacks, sodas etc, cheesy food is one of the core pleasures of being human, giving it up or even curtailing it is simply wrong, I'll just stick w my regimen and see what happens

>>280348155
you can't exercise your way out of a shitty diet, mate

Fats WON

>>280348235
its still better to exercise with a shitty diet than to not exercise with a shitty diet tho

Guppies don't like grease (especially Arisu), vanish

all fat chicks (and bocchi) will eliminated by panzer maus

>>280348155
>still eats like shit
Stay fat

>>280348235
NTA but you kind of can if you lift heavily and frequently enough that your energy needs obliterate the junk you shove inside your mouth, so long as you don't double down on the dosage

>>280348354
>>280346856
>>280346693

Oh great, a repost bot now?

>>280347959
Me on the left (I also have a cowboy hat because I'm a GuP fan)

>>280348405
I feel like Kay doesn't get enough love
shes always slept on compared to the other girls

it doesn't help that Sanders are jobbers and the Alice academy fucks are just American tank- better edition i suppose

>>280348448
I'm removing the watermarks

>>280348155
>cheesy food is one of the core pleasures of being human
This honestly
Cheese is impossible to cut
I'm eating cheese right now

>>280348510
honestly based
i got some in the fridge
time to take some thin slices for a 12 am snack

>>280347959
i dont look anything like this

>>280348502
Why do you also make the pics for ants

>>280348502
Why

>>280348502
do this one

rakamakafon

>>280348584
I honestly can't remember a single occurrence of Sanders being badass
pravda is based, they have the most popular AMVs for a reason
https://youtu.be/L977bc_QTkI

find me similar shit from sanders
they're fuckin jobbers....

>>280348636
okay now get the rest of it

dont we all like naked underage girls

>>280348510
Cheese and "cheesy food" are quite possibly two different things

>>280348655
Having an AMV is a negative thing

>>280348763
nah by cheesy food I meant like
pizza, quesadillas, tacos, pasta, nachos, grilled cheese
I even put melted cheese on top of pancakes instead of anything sweet, cheese is king

>>280348761
okay now get the rest of it

>>280348802
shut the fuck up stupid FAGGOT bot
AMVs are the sovl of GuP
still waiting for the next Honza upload
https://youtu.be/03BPG9daepE

>>280348655
>I honestly can't remember a single occurrence of Sanders being badass
Naomi's snipes, which actually brought them a victory once?

>>280348763
Why choose

>>280348804
Disgusting

AMVs are shit (I dunno what that means desu)

>>280348827
Something is off here, unfeminine vibes.
As if someone was pretending to be Kay.
Is it just me?

>>280348804
Yeah, I found the problem here.
You think your addiction is just cheese, it's really wheat or corn plus cheese

>I workout and I get fat whyyy :<
>eats like shit

>>280348935
american women aren't feminine

>>280348935
Your (shit)posts suck

>>280349015
Fats are not people

>>280349022
She's from Sasebo

>>280348832
Why are you always this cringe, it's amazing

>>280349022
tru

>>280349025
Is this one supposed to look any better?

>>280349015
>I workout and I get fat whyyy
Haha I don't even work out tehe~

>>280349015
thats not what i said you dumbass?
I know why I'm fat but I'd rather be fat than give up junkfood, I'm not complaining, the working out is more of a band aid, its better than not doing it + it makes me more confident regardless, I think I do look slimmer, gonna try to cut carbs as well a bit I suppose, but I'm fine with just maintaining my current weight

>>280349111
>I'd rather be fat than give up junkfood
God you disgust me

>>280349111
I've eaten one of these things, doesn't beat cheese

>>280349068
I used to think AMVs were cringe too when I was 16
now I see them for the pure sovl they are, just embrace cringe-kino
https://youtu.be/NRgtsMIHFCY

>>280349111
>I'd rather be fat than give up junkfood
Now imagine saying this out loud in front of your high school class. Meditate upon the feelings you get out of the idea

>>280349111
You do not look slimmer if you say "I think" lol

>unmasculine anons diss Saunders' women
Shut up

>>280349173
What's she flicking her bean to?

>>280349226
Fat anons

>>280349226
boys don't have beans

>>280349226
Not to you, that's for sure
>>280349244
Kys

>>280349111
This is (You)

>>280349265
What is this phenotype?

>>280349265
KEK

>>280349259
You sound mad

>>280349168
chatgpt told me you need 8-12 weeks before first real visible results going into it as a complete beginner, but I def feel slimmer since strating the gym
you fags wouldn't get it, you're not real appreciators and conniseurs of junk food

>>280349265
do americans really?

>>280349265
>filename
top kek

>>280349015
i workout and got even skinnier
what the fuck?

>>280349265
Literally everyone posting here is a pathetic loser lmao
It's only the delusional faggots who think they're somehow secretly strong

>>280349321
Yeah I wouldn't get it, enjoying staying fat

>>280349320
You sound pathetic

>>280349321
>8-12 weeks
Unless you're taking it a bit too easy, that sounds way too slow. 4 weeks maybe

>>280349381
>secretly strong
AHAHAHAHHA lil bro thinks its a shounen anime

>>280349381
I am tho that's the funny thing

>>280349390
I sound pathetic because I made a comment on your tone?

>>280349426
Based stronk anon!

>>280349404
>gained ten pounds in >4 weeks
Thank you creatine

>>280349450
how the fuck
I take that shit too and i cant gain anything

>>280349450
>not natty
Ngmi

>>280349437
Ok, I intuit you as pathetic.

>>280349458
Because you're a fucking faggot that's why
>>280349461
Everyone and their mothers take it cope

>>280349450
that sounds wrong? I take creatine from the start too and my weight has remained the exact same since starting gym + creatine 4 weeks ago
chatgpt told me creatine will give you like +2kg muscle mass and it'll stay that way not increase past that

>>280349472
I intuit you as a cuckold

>>280349499
Unlike you, I actually workout and taken creatine before. I only started retaking it because my brother is getting bigger than me and I got to show these young niggas who the fuck runs this house

>>280349414
>>280349426
>posts made by people who t-totally wouldn't be considered pathetic losers by real society
Yeah lmao you guys really are special and stronk

>I take le magic powder
Enjoy balding lulmao

>>280349550
>real society
Is there a fake one as well?

>>280349550
Ok fat

>>280349550
>w-we must be STRONG!
nigga what the fuck are you talking about stfu goofy ass
>>280349564
thats for any test related shit
creatine is the most studied substance ever, its safeu
>>280349544
ok...? didn't know that means it adds weight past the initial 2kg of water bumped muscle mass

>>280349550
Am a shredded loser so what?

>>280349534
I intuit you as embarrassing

>>280349570
Yeah, it's called /gupg/
It's a place where 5 people wrestle with each other over (You)s and the one with most wins at the end of the thread
Then we do that all over again and pretend it means something

>>280349601
Creatine maintains water to your muscles and helps with muscle recovery. After the first week of the loading phase, week two and onwards feels like a breeze, ie, not sore or tired, meaning more gains built. I also eat a lot of meat and rice to help the recovery process

>>280349604
I kneel

>>280349643
And in the end, I always win

>>280349609
My cuckold detector is still beeping

>>280349601
Why is little man writing like he's 12 tho

>>280349604
same

I started all of this by asking why japs love white rice so much.

>>280349643
>5 people
Wani Obraz, Arisa Obraz, Pepperoni Obraz, Darjeeling Obraz and Katyusha Obraz?

>>280349673
Yeah? Well I get better digits so that means I'm still overall better

>>280349646
>loading phase
thats a waste of time n money I just took 5g from the start
t. all my gym bro friends

>>280349709
No its obraz, melty, migger (shadow posting), keyman and (You)

>>280349676
its the turk

>>280349725
>doesn't triple the initial dosage for a week
Enjoy gaining nothing pleb

>>280349601
>nigga what the fuck are you talking about
Stick with the convo dumbo butte

>>280349734
and me??

All this talking and no one posting body lel

fuck bocchi

>>280349827
>posting your body to prove a point to a bunch of internet basement dwellers for a one up
ummmm how about no?

>>280349784
>>280349758
that guys talking about who thinks he's "secretly strong" or some shit its cringe so I replied like a nigger deal with it
>>280349827
weirdo stop trying to get men to post their bodies for you

>>280349827
Maybe two weeks, I am not satisfied with my results yet

>>280349861
you started it by being cringe

>>280349861
>that guys talking about thinks he's "secretly strong"
So you don't even read the posts before you reply
Why are you this dumb kek

is waffle-chan powerful enough to get this thread back on track?

>>280349991
She isn't even fucking canon

>>280349991
>fat girls: ok!
>fat guys: LE BAAAAADDDDDDDDDD
I hate this society

>>280349827
One anon posted his body

>fat guys: LE BAAAAADDDDDDDDDD
>I hate this society
Lol, cry more

>>280350010
that's simply false

>>280349973
>So you don't even read the posts before you reply
Literally me

>>280349973
unlike you simpleton focused solely on the thread, I'm watching youtube, gooning, snacking, playing gachas and scrolling instagram reels at the same time

>>280350232
brain rot

>>280350232
epic

>280350232
Kill yourself

>>280350337
This but unironically

Good morning

>>280350232
Yeah this explains why it feels like I'm talking to a chatbot who has difficulties communicating in English
Half of the time you don't even know what people are discussing but you still scream random things

Somehow, the quality itt is better than the previous ones

>>280350371
Gm

>>280350232
>>280350337
This does nothing to explain why your posts are so fucking dumb though. Of course people multitask things, but they at least can keep up with the thread.

>>280350477
>>280350407
you lot are mistaking me for someone else.... I'm just a chill guy that came into the thread tonight after weeks
not a regular

>>280350605
I don't care who you identify as, you just made enough dumb posts itt to be recognized as a moron

Shut up turk

>jak posting
Fuck off

>>280350652
ok schizo

>>280350740
Did you really think insisting you're not a thread regular makes your posts in this thread somehow less shit? You're again just coping by saying random shit

Flat...

>>280350799
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY POSTS ARE
you're a schizo
you're fuckin schizophrenic imagining and pinning boogeymen everywhere

Fat...

>>280350845
Its easy to tell turk

>>280350845
You really think you're some kind of a stealth poster huh? And you still fail to understand I don't need your entire portfolio to call your posts dumb, latest one as standalone is easily enough

>>280350826
Nigger coded

>>280350845
>noooo you can't call me stupid because you don't know the one post I made in 2016
You're stupid

>>280350932
not t*rk
>>280350972
enough of this
my post quality far exceeds yours

Who's stealth posting?

>not t*rk
Lol

>>280351020
>enough of this
>still replies
Very high quality post for sure kek

I blame migger for this btw

>>280350464
I like every single thread

Meltroon x Migger

I have no label in the thread
I'm a stealth poster and a quality one at that

If I only had the Key to crack this Man's label

>>280351262
Meltputa x Mikputa

Darjeeling won

>>280351448
What did she win?

>>280351609
im here for the last 7 hours

>>280351627
Fat bastards

>>280351629
Old Brass get a life

>>280351634
Oh, she lost

I just busted a huge fucking load, holy shit, it was massive, edged for 2-3 hours

Fine I'll ask, what is it with the Kay psyops

>>280351686
>edged for 2-3 hours
Puta moment

>>280351627
The battle against Wani, and my heart.

>>280351686
Ok?

>>280351680
what the hell for

Darjeeling
Disgusting

this is the most bizarre thread on /a/

>>280352549
*best

>>280352549
The other threads should get on our level.

>>280353107
removing that watermark is immoral
let the artist be represented whenever its reposted, its the good thing to do

>>280352968
>>280353107
>>280353184
I just noticed u also raped hte image quality here
bad
bad job

Plucking out pubes

>>280353426
Don't

she saved gup

who

>>280354490
waffle

Wani

Lost

>>280354211
La creatura

wani wan

Wani backwards is i wan

BK?

Forced maymay

steki?

medium well

No steki

Hamburg stek for lunch

>>280355163
No Kay don't say it!

Hamburg steki is pretty mid

>>280356242
Oi I just had some today

Hamburg steki is pretty good

stekki is overrated gang not gonna lie

Fumikane should sexualize his daughter more

Are Wanis asleep right now?

>>280357911
It's past her bed time.

ded general

Not funny, will never be funny

will wani enjoy it

>>280359288
Me on the left

>>280354988
Lol

>>280359288
Leila!

>mehry
pass

>>280360202
This

>>280359925
You're eating up the image limit with all your undersized reposts

what's wrong with Kay?

>>280360575
No underwear...

>>280360575
Not enough bbq sauce.

>makotocuck is a yuropoor
Ew

>>280360778
>arisanimal

df5 when

>>280361050
never

someone make a gup version for this meme. like miz and staffs or some guppies.

>>280361115
and actas

arisanimal (forma wife)

>>280360960
I want Arisa Obraz to punch Makoto Obraz's guts to hell and back

>280361437
nobody asked

Can someone link the 2chan thread

Kay is a tankbunny

>>280354988
Underrated post

>>280361604
Cute name

>>280361115
Here

>>280362281
try mllsd guy(picrel)

>>280362281
>>280362334
Lol, why do you want this

>>280362417
because they are funny and can be used for memes later

>>280362334
U happy now?

>>280362281
>please like wild west...

Wow I thought this thread reached 500 and made new thread

>>280363346
What do we do now?

Darjeeling won

>>280363394
Nothing.. we are out of contents

>>280363048
>please like my fat jokes

>>280354988
First gupg thread?

>>280363048
>Let me make piss jokes...

>>280361577
Please?

>>280363857
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1334120195.htm

>>280364064
Thanks anon!

Midna

I would bang Hana but only if it's stealing her from the Hanafag

>>280365277
Buttstuff

I want mikko back, I miss him

>>280365396
no you dont

>>280365510
I tried to view it positively but I can't anymore, I wonder what he's up to

>>280365569
i dont want to know

>>280365654
I want to know

ich hasse wani

>>280365569
Obsessively stealth posting and waiting when enough time has passed so he thinks it's safe to start avatarfagging again

>>280365893
>Obsessively stealth posting
I haven't noticed him at all. How do you tell?
>and waiting
He shouldn't

>>280365958
>How do you tell?
Post here long enough and you can tell. He still sometimes uses the same pics too

>>280366098
Stop giving me hope or quote an example

>>280366186
Now this is content

>m*kko
>m*rie
>w*tch
This sucks

how about boats?

>>280366363
I love boats

>>280366772
what kind of boats do you like?

>>280366973
All kinds, but if I had to say then I'm mostly a fat carrier fan myself

>>280367062
Very cute...

>>280367461
Gup has boates tho

>>280366363
Have you watched Kancolle 2? What did you think of it?

>>280368292
bad