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ITT: Unadaptable Anime
Anonymous No.280429579 [Report] >>280429625 >>280429630 >>280437667 >>280438194 >>280439864 >>280447547
>>280429542 (OP)
Everything is adaptable you just wanna be a faggot and have a thread to complain about how companies don’t have the balls to do shit so you can get a bunch of epic Reddit upboats or whatever
Anonymous No.280429597 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Because Twitter will chimp out over it?
Anonymous No.280429617 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Hentai adaptations exist.
Anonymous No.280429618 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Anonymous No.280429619 [Report] >>280438269
>>280429542 (OP)
Zoomer's first messed up porn
Anonymous No.280429625 [Report] >>280429659
>>280429579
Jeez dude that's a poor faith argument. There are quite a lot of works that can't and won't be adapted into this medium and you're delusional if you think that will ever change
Anonymous No.280429630 [Report] >>280429689
>>280429579
Vagabond is the only correct answer.
Anonymous No.280429659 [Report] >>280429760
>>280429625
It can change you can change it you can do the adaptation if you care so fucking much anon, everything is adaptable maybe not legally or officially but everything is possible
Anonymous No.280429689 [Report] >>280430526
>>280429630
>Vagabond
Why?
What would be hard to adapt?
Anonymous No.280429711 [Report]
WHERE IS IT
Anonymous No.280429726 [Report]
Anonymous No.280429760 [Report]
>>280429659
you're absolutely right dude. Consider the new OP "Never-ever adapted to anime" because im not gonna do it and you sure as hell wont either
Anonymous No.280429880 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
This needs a hollywood adaptation
Anonymous No.280429903 [Report] >>280438050
>>280429542 (OP)
Ravages of Time.
Anonymous No.280429947 [Report] >>280434222
Anonymous No.280430031 [Report] >>280430202
>>280429542 (OP)
Manga could only ever be unadaptable for three select reasons:
>it’s porn
>it’s shit
>it would be more expensive to produce than a company thinks they could make back in profit

All three reasons can be overcome, of course, because everything is adaptable. Porn manga becomes animated porn or video games, shit manga can be seen as profitable in certain markets or as a hidden gem by some ambitious producer, expensive to produce and unprofitable adaptions fall under Chainsaw Man.
Anonymous No.280430088 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
thats probably the easiest to adapt but hentai studios are broke
Anonymous No.280430114 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Normalfag gateway.
Anonymous No.280430125 [Report] >>280440157 >>280446094
>>280429542 (OP)
I would like to see Murciélago adapted into anime
Anonymous No.280430126 [Report] >>280430345 >>280431124
>>280429542 (OP)
Anonymous No.280430202 [Report]
>>280430031
>expensive to produce and unprofitable adaptions fall under Chainsaw Man
Because the director was a moron.
I never read the manga and I could not understand what the fuck was the anime about.
It was a strange, unappealing mix of faux-real camera, stylized minimalistic dialogue driven scenes, hyperkinetic action with unreadable choreography, an unglodly amount of bad compositing and, worst of all, a clear lack of understanding of animation as a different language compared to most visual media.
Anonymous No.280430345 [Report]
>>280430126
This, and also every other VN where the structure of the medium is essential to the plot, like Sharin ni Kuni.
Anonymous No.280430526 [Report] >>280430570 >>280445957
>>280429689
Unfinished and the art style is near impossible to adapt. Anime art is usually a downgrade from the manga in general but Vagabond would be hit the hardest
Anonymous No.280430570 [Report]
>>280430526
>Unfinished
It's an historical novel on known real figures, the ending was written five centuries ago. The anime staff can make up whatever details they want
>the art style is near impossible to adapt
>Anime art is usually a downgrade from the manga
If you believe that a good anime adaptation is colored manga panels, maybe.
Anonymous No.280430582 [Report] >>280439311
>>280429542 (OP)
Actually, there's an even more brutal misery storyline than this in Clevatess right now. It even ends up just like the parody Josuke ending. I'm not joking.
Anonymous No.280430590 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
This shit is nothing compared to some eroge VN like euphoria, kowaku no toki yet the VN still get an adaptation
Anonymous No.280430744 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Contents are not a problem, nothing is too sexual or gory
Form is a problem
How do you translate Shintaro Kago?
How do you translate Keiichi Koike?
Hell, even the later Osamu Tezuka in his most experimental becomes so abstract and complex in his use of the page that really gets impossibile to transform into motion
Anonymous No.280430767 [Report] >>280430784
Is there such thing as <5 min anime episodes?
Anonymous No.280430784 [Report] >>280430795
>>280430767
Are you retarded
Anonymous No.280430795 [Report] >>280430815
>>280430784
Do shortass anime have OPs?
Anonymous No.280430815 [Report]
>>280430795
Yes
Masterpiece OPs even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZFVJhtJE0&ab_channel=TomG
Anonymous No.280430926 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
>unadaptable anime
>posts a manga
Anonymous No.280431124 [Report]
>>280430126
This would be possible. You just need to be really creative with scenes and camera angles. Make it seem like two different conversation from each time looks like a single conversation. Never show two characters from different times in same shot.

Most VNs are non-adaptable, because of amount of content and internal monologue would require too much screentime. I can't name a single VN adaptation that wasn't butchered due to lack of screentime.
Anonymous No.280431178 [Report] >>280431308 >>280435920 >>280445022
>>280429542 (OP)
>gets raped
>does drugs
>gets raped again
>does more drugs
>dad rapes her
>does more drugs
>gets raped again
>finally might get a "happy ending"
>gets beat to death by random bystanders
Honestly still a better romcom plot than Kanokari
Anonymous No.280431231 [Report]
Gundam Wing Frozen Teardrop
Anonymous No.280431308 [Report] >>280438569
>>280431178
Average Lars Von Trier flick be like
Anonymous No.280431364 [Report] >>280431891
>>280429542 (OP)
I've fapped to the part where they all kick her pregnant belly an unhealthy amount of times
Anonymous No.280431891 [Report] >>280432777
>>280431364
did the babby die tho
Anonymous No.280432777 [Report] >>280434069 >>280435920
>>280431891
No https://mangadex.org/title/9203cc8e-91c0-49ff-96f6-d39994115c0d/i-m-gonna-fix-that-girl
Anonymous No.280433558 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
shift her from gyaru to black and you have a netflix adaptation of how black people so oppressed
Anonymous No.280434069 [Report]
>>280432777
Jodio would just sell drugs to her btw
Gappy would simply abandon her
Anonymous No.280434222 [Report]
>>280429947
JAGAAAAAAN! is pretty adaptable. Lots of high action moments that can be turned into money-shots.
Anonymous No.280434287 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
During recent (well, desu it's been a while already) h-purge, it got removed from a lot of sites.
Anonymous No.280435920 [Report]
>>280431178
>finally might get a "happy ending"
>gets beat to death by random bystanders
What? I think you read the wrong manga, anon. Don't you remember the part where Josuke used Crazy Diamond on her? Reread >>280432777 to perhaps jog your memory.
Anonymous No.280435991 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Monogatari is unadaptable.
Anonymous No.280436051 [Report]
Fire punch
Anonymous No.280436595 [Report] >>280440692
Anonymous No.280436841 [Report] >>280437588
Reminds me of that /tv/ schizo that made a live action script for Shoujo Ramune
Anonymous No.280436861 [Report]
Anonymous No.280437516 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
>slut suffers the consequences of her actions
They don't make 'em like this anymore...
Anonymous No.280437588 [Report] >>280441292
>>280436841
>live action script for Shoujo Ramune
I couldn't stop laughing when I read your comment. I think Hollywood would more likely adapt a live action of Boku no Pico than Shoujo Ramune.
Anonymous No.280437623 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
>Anime
fucking esl retard
Anonymous No.280437625 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
>Ironic weebs first "shocking" hentai
Cringe.
Anonymous No.280437653 [Report] >>280444369
Anonymous No.280437667 [Report]
>>280429579
FPBP
Anonymous No.280437681 [Report] >>280437827
Anonymous No.280437793 [Report] >>280444369 >>280444512
Anonymous No.280437827 [Report]
>>280437681
is that from Nig & Reddit?
Anonymous No.280438050 [Report]
>>280429903
This currently has a series being made by Billibilli. It's not good, and cuts 85% of the philosophy out in favor of extending the action. But it exists.
Anonymous No.280438194 [Report]
>>280429579
fuck u bitch
Anonymous No.280438269 [Report] >>280438482 >>280441458
>>280429619
>Zoomer's first messed up porn
Wasn't that 2girls1cup?
Anonymous No.280438462 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
This isn't even in his top 3 most fucked up works
Anonymous No.280438482 [Report] >>280438862
>>280438269
Maybe the oldest ones, the wild west of the internet was over when half the generation wasn't even born yet.
Anonymous No.280438569 [Report]
>>280431308
desu thats literally the plot of Nymphomaniac
Anonymous No.280438608 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Pansuto
Anonymous No.280438862 [Report]
>>280438482
>the wild west of the internet
That was over before even you and me made contact with the Internet.
The 2000s were a less restricted (platform-bound) era, but frankly said hardly anyone ran his own services even back then anymore.
moot and hiro were something special in that sense.
Anonymous No.280438968 [Report]
"Girl becomes a drug addicted prostitute and dies in childbirth" is far from the darkest thing most people have seen, let's be serious here.
Anonymous No.280439068 [Report] >>280439100 >>280439144
>>280429542 (OP)
This is just Fantine from Les Miserables but for braindead coomer zoomers
Anonymous No.280439100 [Report]
>>280439068
I kinda clocked out of Les Miserables after that scene, a little too sad for me.
Anonymous No.280439144 [Report]
>>280439068
Would've been if it weren't for the fact that it just goes overboard with the
>My father now suddenly wants to rape me
>My mother blames me for it and kicks me out
It just becomes comical at that point.
Anonymous No.280439311 [Report] >>280449657
>>280430582
What, manga ???
Anonymous No.280439506 [Report] >>280439689
>>280429542 (OP)
okay I tapped out when her dad comes in and starts fucking her. Who the fuck is this for?
Anonymous No.280439591 [Report]
Anonymous No.280439689 [Report]
>>280439506
I'm pretty sure it was made for the sole purpose of making you feel bad for reading hentai.
Anonymous No.280439829 [Report]
Punpun
Franken Fran
Berserk Lost Children arc
Homunculus
Cipher Academy
Anonymous No.280439864 [Report]
>>280429579
/thread
kill yourself OP
Anonymous No.280440033 [Report]
Anonymous No.280440157 [Report]
>>280430125

This, female hellsing basically.
Wouldve worked in the ova market.
Anonymous No.280440692 [Report]
>>280436595
The Golden Age movies were great ignoring the few rushed CGI bits. If they adapted the whole series like that, even if cutting some stuff, I wouldn't be mad.
Anonymous No.280441292 [Report]
>>280437588
He even posted it on a thread, is actually not bad
https://files.catbox.moe/aq09fd.txt
Anonymous No.280441458 [Report] >>280446198
>>280438269
I was five years old when that came out.
Anonymous No.280443521 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
ai can do it
Anonymous No.280444369 [Report]
>>280437653
>>280437793
sad
Anonymous No.280444512 [Report]
>>280437793
Based Symphonic Rain poster. It's unbelievable how unknown it is despite being so good.

That being said, I don't think it'd be particularly difficult to adapt. Just a typical example of unreliable narrator.
Anonymous No.280445022 [Report]
>>280431178
>gets beat to death by random bystanders
They weren't random bystanders, they were her old schoolmates
Anonymous No.280445760 [Report]
I fucking dare any studio to give a decent CX adaptation without cgi shit
Anonymous No.280445957 [Report]
>>280430526
It would be really easy to adapt, you just do a live action adaptation lmao. The artstyle is so realistic that this is the best course of action.
I know it's hard for /a/ to comprehend, but you don't have to adapt a manga to an anime if that is not a suitable medium (and it really isn't in this case).
Anonymous No.280446054 [Report]
they'll do 1000 pokemon properties but they'll never adapt this
Anonymous No.280446094 [Report]
>>280430125
I feel like it will eventually
but whether it would be my dream Madhouse one is basically impossible
Anonymous No.280446198 [Report]
>>280441458
Well, the oldest zoomers were 12 at the time, which is an age at which children with web access definitely see shit like that.
And it has staid well-known ever after. For comparison: Have zoomers even ever heard of goatse?
Anonymous No.280446253 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Keyman. A video game by cyber connect 2 would be a possibility.
Anonymous No.280447257 [Report]
>>280429542 (OP)
Vomit suicide pact yuri
Anonymous No.280447547 [Report]
>>280429579
fpbp
Anonymous No.280449657 [Report]
>>280439311
Clevatess