Borgir

>>280443828 (OP)
Wife

ReiBurger

>this post is extremely low quality

>>280444128
Um... I only like the happy stuff in evangelion

>>280444192
Every time Rei is on screen

>>280444312

>>280444404
I wish she would bumb into me

>>280444487
>>280444489
Thread ruined

>>280444568
seethe?

>>280444598
Thread ruined
Rei is not supposed to have long hair

>>280444013
Been there done that

>>280444691
L-lucky

Rei burger

Bigger Rei

>>280444691
That doesn't look like real LCL

>>280443828 (OP)
She can't eat meat you dumb fag

>>280447842
She eats my meat homo

>>280443891
:)

>>280448193

>>280443828 (OP)
>>280444691
>>280448412
Do not feed my clonewife ultra-processed "food"

>>280448450
Boring

>>280448767
I'm calling CPS

>>280448841

>>280448767
Now look what you've done.

>>280449447
Got her pregnant few times?

>>280450122
Plumped her up.

>>280450222
Disgusting fanart

>>280450222
Not plump enough

>>280450280
Plumper?

>>280450260
I mean, that's good too. Contrast is nice.

I like to see it when she and Asuka are getting along.
Which spinoffs have this, other than Shinji Ikari Raising Project?

Let one hundred Reis bloom

>>280451019
Let one hundred Reis balloon

>>280450633
Asuka has a bad influence on Rei

>>280450917
Yes

>>280451019
First thought
>imagine the smell
Second thought: do you assume that all the Reis act/think independently or are they all controlled by/part of one Rei consciousness? I like to imagine it's a hive mind kind of deal.

>>280451305
It might seem like that, but since the Ree are empty inside, they operate off of instinct.
I wonder if they would return a hug.

>>280451305
They all think independently

>>280451204
She sure is

>>280451353
>>280451358
Shame. The individual Reis dying is a lot more sad. At least in my fantasies it's a hive mind kind of deal.

Mogudan Rei aaaaghhhhh my fucking dick

>>280451019
>"I think I'm a clone now" start playing.

>>280451579
There is a Rei for you

>>280451897
Yes, the Rei in my head, who can explode

>>280447933
Whoa…….

>>280443828 (OP)
An A&W Teen Burger! I can recognize that image anywhere.

>>280444128
Every post with Rei is extremely high quality.

>>280443828 (OP)
Dimmu

>>280443828 (OP)
my gf brought me lunch <3

All according to plan

do not fuck the clone of your mom

>>280459340
But it's only a genetic clone, she has Liliths soul, so really Rei is more like Shinjis sister

Rei and her stand

>>280459340
It's not my mom though

>>280459340
Would that make her Shinji's sister or aunt?

And after burger, dessert

>>280462340
Oh no REI
NOT AGAIN

>>280443828 (OP)

>>280462940

>>280443828 (OP)
Actually saw an Asukafag at my local burger King yesterday lol

Reminder the Human Salvation Project is canon

I like this artist's version of Rei.

Food

>>280466032
Yes

Love Rei.
Hate the Rebuilds for taking a fat shit on her characterization (and everyone else's too). I'll never get over it.

>>280468010
Stop looking at me

>>280469262
Why

Reipe

>>280468010
I'm still yet to watch the Rebuilds, and so far I'm not feeling like I've missed out any.
still lewd Mari though

>>280473822
Kek

Rei

>>280476498
Yes?

>>280476498
I wholeheartedly agree.

>>280476498
cist

>>280462940

>>280476498

>>280478259
Spin

>>280444691

>>280479768
Faster

>borgir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN41u0jLU0M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3FUBBuVWlA

All right, this thread has finally tipped me into action. I'm going to make an Asuka & Rei folder within my /a/ folder. Rather than making a separate folder for each of them, I'll make a single folder for the both of them. It feels appropriate.

>>280485223
Faster

>>280448450
rei can have a little borgar, as a treat

>>280443828 (OP)
Borgirs for the Rei?

>>280445173
Asuka should be forced to work at a drive thru

>>280459340
Shinji wants to keep it in the family

>>280476498
pist

this quote literally makes me tear up every time

>>280461367
There is only one auntie for Shinji.

>>280488366
That's his mommy gf not his aunt

>>280443828 (OP)
Where's that big post somebody made a few years ago about how Rei is more sentient and thinks for herself compared to Asuka?

>>280489104

bööga

Dimmu

>>280489104
>>280490488
Funny how that contrasts with Anno's view.

>>280478259
FASTER

>>280492583
Anno made a series where the deep message was for otaku to touch grass and then spent the next quarter-century selling mountains of otaku merch and remaking the series so he could insert his mommy gf as a marketable anime girl, I don't care what he says and neither should you.

>>280492798
Doesn't change this faggot gets the final say on canon events.

At least with Toriyama, continuity was practically a hypothetical before his death and has all kinds of possible branching endings.

>>280492943
I remember Anno saying all the spin off material and fan doujins are canon before the release of the last film.

>>280473280
Cool

>>280486246

>>280493940
Stop wasting money

>>280494885
NERV will spend 900 trillion yens building a fortress city that can retract underground on demand, but they'll also consider a 25 cent pony ride a waste.
Make it make sense.

>>280494986
SEELE used to bitch at Gendo over how much money they wasted on Eva repairs. They are very jewey

BORGER

>>280495364
Yes

>>280495364
tiny borgar

>>280493940
Rei should ride my face like that

>>280496828
No

does she paint her finger and toenails blue

>>280490488
Thanks, I didn't think anybody would know what I was talking about since it was a while ago and I remembered so little of it to describe

it's been 30 years. It's time to let go...

>>280499663
I will never let go of the Rei

bei ayanabee

>>280501659
Cute

>>280498495
I always figured she didn't bother painting her nails or doing similar makeup stuff since she's fairly utilitarian.

Why do I love short haired autists?

>>280505388
Short hair just looks better

Rei? Cute.

>>280485499
There's something very cute about seeing these two get along.

>>280507666
Trips of truth. The idea of them being friends is very attractive. I think because it doesn't happen in the anime. It's like Shinji/Asuka, or Shinji/Misato. The potential is there but it's never realized, so art that depicts it being realized satisfies us.

Eva is about unrealized potential, really, if you think about it. I'd argue that's its overarching theme, or at least one of them.

>>280507714
>The potential is there
hardly

>>280507793
Asuka makes an effort to be friendly with Rei, at least at first. Frankly Rei doesn't get blamed as much as she should for the sour relations between them, she could have at least been more polite rather than brusquely brushing Asuka off.

>>280450633
can someone explain this picture to me

>>280505388
wtf I don't remember posting this

>>280507921
yea that's what i mean, she makes two attempts and pretty much gets stonewalled. not a lot of potential.

>>280505388
Rin Tezuka is best girl by so much it's incredible

>>280509421
Rei was reading.

>>280508220
I am leading the Reivolution since last october

Reipocalypse

>>280508111
Seems pretty self explanatory, Rei in a bunny outfit is taking a picture of her ass using a phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJQ6AweIf4

>>280502087

>>280503589
Would she be perplexed if someone offered to do it for her

>>280508220
Rei's gonna kick Asuka outta her country

i don't want instrumentality, i want hot quasi-incest ses.

>>280514902
perfect

>>280514902
Not the ayanabees!

>>280515932
She'd be aware it's a common social convention and would be willing to try it if someone offered, but I doubt she'd go out of her way to do it again.

>>280455002
Came here to post this

>>280520434
Pretty

>>280515932
>>280520434

Canon

W thread

>>280520434
They look blue to me here
>>280477595

>schizo is in the other thread

>>280514013
cute

>>280524128
They are both infertile

>>280531910
Rei birthed the entire human race, she's the most fertile entity in the universe.

>>280532056
I want coom inside her

>>280532056
This gives me Haibane Renmei vibes.

>>280444312
This.

>>280443828 (OP)
I will now watch your show.

>>280444598
Needs more bread
Whole grain even

>>280535495
Not that Rei

>>280535495
Disgusting

>>280535495
how about Wonderbread?

>>280535299
Rei's burger show?

>>280540691
Really?

>>280535495
Gotta watch those carbs.

>>280542843
Lose some weight

Why are Evangelion fans like this?

Smug Rei

>>280545544
Cute

>>280547429
Yes

>>280548976
No

I've tsken a pic of the moon for Rei

>>280443828 (OP)
OH NO! ASUKA IS FUCKING REI! WHAT TO DO?

>>280444128
As is yours, but who's keeping score?

>>280550757

>>280447508
Strawberry Flavored Rei a cute

>>280551591
Would she eat strawberries?

>>280552870
Maybe

>>280553367
So?

>>280550649
A pic of Rei for the moon

>>280448309
Rei does not eat meat.

>>280555441
fish cakes don't count as meat

>>280550757
join

>>280459340

>>280476498

>>280477595
cross arm breaker

>>280550757
Stare

>>280550757
Send her in prison for reipe.