Thread 280451550

Imagine the absolute stench of her farts

>>280451550 (OP)
kill yerself nigga

>>280451550 (OP)
Lovely ;)

Do female farts smell different from male ones?

>>280452808
yours probably smell of semen

>>280452808
Misato drinks beer a lot and beer farts are the worst

>>280451550 (OP)
I would only consider smelling Rei’s.

>>280453990
They would smell of LCL

>>280454751
No, those are her periods, as well as probably her piss. Her shit is just vegetarian.

Hag farts specifically turn me on so much.
https://files.catbox.moe/hhss8d.jpg

>>280453990
spoiled cabbage and eggplant

Microwaved goods and beer sound likes a pleasant aroma.

>>280455824
yeah, there's not a chance every inch of misato's intestines aren't just full of greasy ass yakisoba

do you think she ever thought about farting on shinji? or maybe asuka or ritsuko?

Misato is definitely a braphog, shes already a slob I wouldn't be surpised if she ripped one out so shamelessly

>>280451550 (OP)
How often would she pass out drunk and shit herself? Once a month? Twice?

>>280451550 (OP)
She's the type who accidentally farts a lot while fucking but it kinda turns her on more to embarrass herself, and Kaji was into it too.

>>280456015
Like two to three times a month before Shinji moves in, after he moves in she tries to be more ladylike and it becomes once a month but she blacks out and pisses herself more often as an excuse to get him to clean her up

>280455876
>Shinji, If you don't get in the Eva then maybe this will!
>**BRAAAAAAAAAPP**

do you think the explosion was an allegory of her ripping one?

>>280455876
>Shinji, If you don't get in the Eva then maybe this will!
>**BRAAAAAAAAAPP**

>>280456207
How can one teenage boy be so lucky

>>280456047
she probably does it on purpose to bully Ritsuko when she gets too close to kaiji

>>280451550 (OP)
No.

what would you do in this situation?
https://files.catbox.moe/bnbe51.jpg

>>280456385
Pull up her pants and carry her off to bed. Get some Febreze and open the windows.

>>280456252
Miyazaki will say shit like this, then you find out it was over something stupid like a movie he didn’t like.

>>280453458
>no scene of the kids on the way to school where asuka is furiously ranting about misato's hung over beer shits stinking up the entire apartment while shinji tries to placate her for the sake of appearances (but secretly agrees)
highly unrealistic

>>280456579
imagine drunk misato farting directly on asuka or shinji's face for fun like its a family guy episode

imagine being a high school student and you see this only for her to accidentally break wind.

The tighest assholes have the stinkiest farts
https://files.catbox.moe/jicrli.png

what is the value of this thread

>>280457134
my erection

https://files.catbox.moe/htd4e8.png
misato's are so perfect

>>280451550 (OP)
*sniff*

>>280452808
they smell worse (unironically)

>>280455797
giwtwm

>>280458930
hot...

>>280458930
yes its a hormonal thing

>>280455818
No. Flowers and nature.

>>280451550 (OP)
floral

not enough art of gassy misato
https://files.catbox.moe/l6vt5u.png

Indian site

>>280451812
bp

If you were Shinji, would you rather walk into the bathroom after Misato or Asuka takes a shit?

Misato is an angel, I'd pay money just to lay my face against her asscheeks and inhale her farts, no matter how rancid.

>>280465979
Misato is the type of woman that would take a fat shit and then not even bother flushing it.
So as cute as Asuka might be, the answer is Misato.

>>280466530
>So as cute as Asuka might be, the answer is Misato.

holy shit this made me laugh

>>280456502
Miyazaki was a mistake.

>>280466530
>Misato is the type of woman that would take a fat shit and then not even bother flushing it
Like Taylor Swift

>>280456502
based chuunizaki

>>280470086
wtf I'm a swiftie now?

>>280472533
There was an anon schizo posting on b about how Taylor doesn't flush after pooping

do you think Misato farts while she's in the bath tub or shower?