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Anonymous No.280459363 [Report] >>280459581 >>280459799 >>280460713 >>280461852 >>280462206 >>280463372 >>280463398 >>280463616 >>280463738 >>280463761 >>280463878 >>280465056 >>280465996 >>280467689 >>280467773 >>280468032 >>280470827 >>280471324 >>280471761 >>280477418 >>280479111
ITT: Shitty Harems
Anonymous No.280459380 [Report] >>280463830 >>280465899 >>280467605 >>280467641 >>280468032 >>280483789
you mean all of them?
Anonymous No.280459581 [Report] >>280475838
>>280459363 (OP)
Anonymous No.280459799 [Report] >>280461912
>>280459363 (OP)
Anonymous No.280460028 [Report] >>280460172
Why are people posting good shows.
Anonymous No.280460172 [Report]
>>280460028
Anonymous No.280460713 [Report] >>280460784
>>280459363 (OP)
Take it back. Haganai was the greatest experience ever, just not in the way the creator probably thought.
Anonymous No.280460784 [Report] >>280463317
>>280460713
Meat is worst Yozora best girl.
Anonymous No.280461852 [Report]
>>280459363 (OP)
actually its harem deconstruction
Anonymous No.280461912 [Report] >>280463219 >>280463321
>>280459799
this isn't shitty. it's a deconstruction
Anonymous No.280462206 [Report] >>280462225 >>280462293
>>280459363 (OP)
So meat won in the LN right?
It's been so long I can't remember anymore.
Anonymous No.280462225 [Report] >>280462276 >>280463317
>>280462206
Meat ended up with no friends because she smells bad.
Anonymous No.280462276 [Report]
>>280462225
>t. Hoezura
Anonymous No.280462293 [Report]
>>280462206
Nobody won, meat may still win in the future, despite Kodaka breaking their promise.
Anonymous No.280463183 [Report] >>280463266 >>280463336 >>280463616 >>280478122
Anonymous No.280463219 [Report] >>280463242 >>280475360
>>280461912
It's shitty, but it's not the worst Reijislop out there anymore
Anonymous No.280463242 [Report]
>>280463219
This is a Reiji is a god board.
Anonymous No.280463266 [Report]
>>280463183
This was the worst anime I ever watched.
Anonymous No.280463317 [Report]
>>280460784
>>280462225
>liking yozora
why? she'll cheat on you on the first opportunity.
Anonymous No.280463321 [Report] >>280473868
>>280461912
>it's a deconstruction
In what way?
It's just a harem with a designated winner and a gimmick like any other.
It doesn't deconstruct genre cliches it embraces them.
Anonymous No.280463336 [Report] >>280463397
>>280463183
I hated the CF.
Anonymous No.280463372 [Report] >>280463460
>>280459363 (OP)
Didn't this ended up with MC not only dating worse girl... But doing it while thinking said girl was a trap... And on top of it she was a real girl in the end (which makes it even worse)
Anonymous No.280463397 [Report]
>>280463336
Anonymous No.280463398 [Report] >>280463412 >>280463517 >>280463616 >>280474316
>>280459363 (OP)
Do you mean shitty as in all the girls are bad, or shitty in that there's an obvious winner or better girl than the rest and the harem is just the genre the mangaka pigeonholed themselves into?

This shit is so geared towards the snake its not even funny.
Anonymous No.280463412 [Report]
>>280463398
Shizuki got friendzoned...
He has no choice but to fix the snek
Anonymous No.280463460 [Report] >>280463516 >>280463530
>>280463372
No, he didn't date Yozora.
He did date the trap reverse trap in the LN, but it was after she started acting more girly, so no it wasn't because he wanted to date a boy.
Anonymous No.280463516 [Report]
>>280463460
what does this thing look like?
Anonymous No.280463517 [Report] >>280463631 >>280463645
>>280463398
which one is the snake
Anonymous No.280463530 [Report]
>>280463460
>it wasn't because he wanted to date a boy.
But wasn't he still unsure if she was a boy or girl at the time?
Anonymous No.280463616 [Report]
>>280459363 (OP)
>>280463183
>>280463398
>harems written by women
>dogshit
Iconic combination.
Anonymous No.280463631 [Report] >>280463726 >>280466007
>>280463517
>who is the snake
>HEBIkawa
Please learn the japanese names of all animals before posting on /a/
Anonymous No.280463645 [Report] >>280463664 >>280463726
>>280463517
The one that looks like a fucking snake.
Anonymous No.280463664 [Report] >>280463726
>>280463645
I see three snakes
Anonymous No.280463726 [Report]
>>280463631
nah, too busy fucking bitches
>>280463645
>>280463664
this, they all look like snakes
Anonymous No.280463738 [Report] >>280463896
>>280459363 (OP)
I don't enjoy humor where everyone is retarded, I just feel frustrated watching people being dumb.
So I could never enjoy haganai or konosuba.

Also the little sister is the best girl.
Anonymous No.280463761 [Report]
>>280459363 (OP)
Girlfriend and Girlfriend
Couple of Cuckoos
Anonymous No.280463830 [Report]
>>280459380
fpbp
Anonymous No.280463878 [Report]
>>280459363 (OP)
Anonymous No.280463896 [Report] >>280463956 >>280463976 >>280473718
>>280463738
But the only retarded one in Konosuba is Aqua. She is truly useless. The rest of the women are acceptably smart in their own way.
Anonymous No.280463956 [Report]
>>280463896
I think it would be better without darkness, she was just too stupid.
Anonymous No.280463976 [Report]
>>280463896
Most of the characters are retarded, except for maybe Eris.
Anonymous No.280464013 [Report] >>280478025
All harem without harem ending are shitty harem
Anonymous No.280465056 [Report]
>>280459363 (OP)
harems are never shitty
Anonymous No.280465899 [Report]
>>280459380
fpwp
Anonymous No.280465996 [Report] >>280466025 >>280466789 >>280466877 >>280467278
>>280459363 (OP)
Steins;Gate is actually a poorly veiled mediocre harem anime.
Anonymous No.280466007 [Report]
>>280463631
>HEBI kawa
more like River of snakes
Anonymous No.280466025 [Report]
>>280465996
You're a poorly veiled homosexual.
Anonymous No.280466789 [Report]
>>280465996
It's funny because the boring harem slice of life part is better than when they start going full retard with the time travel plot later.
Anonymous No.280466877 [Report] >>280467278
>>280465996
>veiled
???
I don't think it ever tried not to be. I do see onions guys try to call it not a harem to justify liking it because god forbid they like a harem anime.
Anonymous No.280467278 [Report] >>280467368 >>280474105
>>280466877
>>280465996
S;G isn't a harem unless you're stupid enough to think that 1 or 2 guys plus lots of girls makes something into a harem.
Anonymous No.280467368 [Report] >>280467483
>>280467278
>every girl except Moeka and Suzuha has feelings for Okabe at some point, even 1 dude
>it even adds a girl in the sequel
>not a harem
I have not watched any of the anime but the VNs are 100% harem.
Anonymous No.280467483 [Report]
>>280467368
>even 1 dude
it's gay, that's it you can stop talking about gay shit
Anonymous No.280467550 [Report] >>280467629 >>280476622
This is the best one
Anonymous No.280467573 [Report]
Thinly veiled recommendation thread.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.280467605 [Report]
>>280459380

fpbp
Anonymous No.280467629 [Report]
>>280467550
It's the year 2025 and I am still mad.
Anonymous No.280467641 [Report]
>>280459380
First post was a post.
Anonymous No.280467689 [Report] >>280467762 >>280469584 >>280470657
>>280459363 (OP)
How about whore-toubun?
Anonymous No.280467762 [Report] >>280467805 >>280469208
>>280467689
Isn't that just regular toubun?
Anonymous No.280467773 [Report] >>280468413
>>280459363 (OP)
is it true that this is yuri?
Anonymous No.280467805 [Report] >>280467852 >>280467960 >>280468413 >>280468887
>>280467762
No, the quints aren't actual whores.
Anonymous No.280467852 [Report]
>>280467805
Anon, I...
Anonymous No.280467937 [Report] >>280474953
Anonymous No.280467960 [Report]
>>280467805
Ichika bros...
Anonymous No.280468032 [Report] >>280469160 >>280469917
>>280459363 (OP)
There is far worse than that, at least there the protagonist was actually good looking and there was some degree of chemistry and reason they all fell in love with him.

>>280459380
You just need harems that are crime thrillers with a foursome ending sex scene anon.
Anonymous No.280468413 [Report]
>>280467773
No, but you should ignore the anime (unless you want some ecchi) and the LN, the Manga had an actual ending.
>>280467805
True they are just dumb, 5 years and they can't let go one guy, one idiot who thinks is a good idea to bring them on his honeymoon.
Anonymous No.280468887 [Report]
>>280467805
Three out of five absolutely are.
Anonymous No.280469160 [Report] >>280469529
>>280468032
>You just need harems that are crime thrillers with a foursome ending sex scene anon.
Go on
Anonymous No.280469208 [Report]
>>280467762
I know this is cope but I really do think Yotsuba fucked around in college while Fuutarou was away. This is why7 Yotsuba doesn't care if they can't fuck during their honeymoon. He just can't satisfy her. I think he truly fucked up his life with her.
Anonymous No.280469255 [Report] >>280469340 >>280477221
Haremshit eaters? Is there some slop I could watch this season.
Anonymous No.280469340 [Report] >>280477221
>>280469255
Kanokari, cuckoo, Watari-kun and that one about 3 sisters I don't watch and remember the name of.
Anonymous No.280469529 [Report] >>280469917
>>280469160
Well, that's just actually the only one I know but the foursome sex scenes aren't too rare in harems.

Manga Park has a lot of that stuff with harems that just have foursomes like a bauz.
Anonymous No.280469584 [Report]
>>280467689
Mostly sluts and gold diggers. The girl MC wanted to find though she was a turbo whore that died because of super STDs or something.
Anonymous No.280469917 [Report] >>280470095 >>280477240
>>280469529
>>280468032
A reverse harem must be a pain in the ass.
Anonymous No.280470095 [Report]
>>280469917
Sadly, the last one only has painless anal.
I wish it had painful anal but there's some kind of magic trick so it doesn't hurt.
No double penetration either.
Anonymous No.280470657 [Report]
>>280467689
The author's other work actually has NTR and extremely retarded one at that.
Anonymous No.280470827 [Report] >>280470889
>>280459363 (OP)
I miss 2010s harems. Sure, they were far from perfect, but most modern harems are mostly 5-toubun clones.
Anonymous No.280470889 [Report] >>280471304
>>280470827
5-touban format is an upgrade to love hina old format
Anonymous No.280471304 [Report]
>>280470889
You might as well include Love Hina on this list. It isn't funny, the characters suck and it can't even be carried by fanservice.
Anonymous No.280471324 [Report] >>280471526 >>280471622 >>280471686 >>280472605 >>280477685
>>280459363 (OP)
Read one good romance and you will never look at harem slops ever the same
>Doormat no personality MC
>You cant explain why the girls pursue the MC
>Girls are shallow walking archetypes
>Each girl has individual arcs
>End with confession/time skip

5toubun is the only well made harem because it has a strong MC with his own agency
Anonymous No.280471526 [Report]
>>280471324
This was a harem and the MC makes the 5toubun MC look like a doormat.
Anonymous No.280471622 [Report]
>>280471324
A good mono roamance is better than any harem. The problem is, for every decent mono there is a dozen more shitty ones.
Anonymous No.280471686 [Report]
>>280471324
>5toubun is the only well made harem because it has a strong MC with his own agency
Are we really living in an era where 5toubun is considered some haremshit master piece?
Anonymous No.280471761 [Report] >>280471948
>>280459363 (OP)
The epitome of quantity over quality.
Anonymous No.280471948 [Report] >>280472067 >>280472112
>>280471761
its both actually
some girls get more attention in their specific episode/ chapter than most main girls in a normal romcom in the entire runtime
like look at 5toubun, the """main""" girl gets the least screentime, no character arc, 0 development but "wins" while being overshadowed by literally every other girl
and thats supposed to be some harem masterpiece lmfao
Anonymous No.280472067 [Report]
>>280471948
>its both actually
If you have low standards maybe. Every girl is a 1-note cliche with no depth. They never develop, as the story skips past it by just making every girl fall in love with magic the moment they make eye contact with the MC, and the cast is so huge characters regularly go months if not years between moments of focus.
Anonymous No.280472112 [Report]
>>280471948
The main girl was pretty obvious from the moment that she didn't need convincing while the others did.
Anonymous No.280472605 [Report] >>280474181 >>280474499
>>280471324
>spending your honeymoon solving the problems of your harem instead of your wife
>not a Doormat MC
Anonymous No.280473718 [Report]
>>280463896
You’re worrying about how retarded they instead of realizing almost every character is an unlikable scumbag
Anonymous No.280473868 [Report]
>>280463321
It's a subversion of deconstructions. Sugoi desu ne
Anonymous No.280474105 [Report]
>>280467278
>you're stupid enough to think that 1 or 2 guys plus lots of girls makes something into a harem
tenchi universe is considered a harem despite having only two of the 6 girls being love interests, and i consider maid dragon a harem for this reason. and i'm not stupid, so i guess that makes you wrong.
Anonymous No.280474181 [Report] >>280474384
>>280472605
I bet solving his harem’s problems with dick would’ve beaten the doormat allegations easily
Anonymous No.280474316 [Report]
>>280463398
I doubt this harem is going to be locked to only 3 girls otherwise Snek wouldn’t have any competition
Anonymous No.280474384 [Report] >>280474635
>>280474181
let's not talk hypotheticals.
Anonymous No.280474499 [Report]
>>280472605
It was only one day during the honeymoon where he spent time with his wife and sisters to discuss their problems, which were solved after the honeymoon
Anonymous No.280474635 [Report]
>>280474384
If people are making countless hypotheticals then you know you fucked up. Besides what am I supposed to think when he writes in such a blatant NTR setup
Anonymous No.280474671 [Report] >>280474732 >>280474917
I watched one episode of this garbage and stopped. It has the worst harem MC I have ever seen.
Anonymous No.280474732 [Report] >>280474917
>>280474671
Wasn't the plot twist that a group of radfems made the virus to take over the world from the manosphere, but overestimated just how completely it would kill all males in existence
Anonymous No.280474917 [Report]
>>280474732
>group of radfems made the virus to take over the world from the manosphere
I thought they wanted to get rid of all men?
>>280474671
At least it had hot girls and nipples. I would demand a harem of hot lesbians from them and force them to fuck me and have threesomes/orgies with them.
Anonymous No.280474953 [Report]
>>280467937
Consider Primura.
Anonymous No.280475360 [Report]
>>280463219
>Banri dates a comically evil douchebag who kicks little children
Reiji upped his hack game recently
Anonymous No.280475838 [Report]
>>280459581
Posts you can hear.
Anonymous No.280476622 [Report]
>>280467550
how did 2005 /a/ react during that time
Anonymous No.280477221 [Report] >>280477556
>>280469255
>>280469340
>that one about 3 sisters
Mikadono sisters!
Anonymous No.280477240 [Report]
>>280469917
Delicious pain in the neck and legs.
Anonymous No.280477418 [Report] >>280479108
>>280459363 (OP)
Haganai was great until the end. It should be the number one example of just how hard shitty endings can ruin a series' legacy
Anonymous No.280477556 [Report]
>>280477221
>the title mentions the Mikadono sisters are choroi
>they really are choroi
Anonymous No.280477685 [Report] >>280477929
>>280471324
I've mostly stopped liking harems because ironically I don't really like harem ends but I also don't like when the winner is too obvious. Why am I committing to reading 100+ chapters of a series when it's obvious who'll win from chapter 1? It also tends to be the blandest, more boring girl that won't cause any kind of controversy. I also have even less respect for series like Bokuben or Amagami that go for omnibus endings. Problems with 5toubun aside, I respect Negi for not defaulting to Itsuki because of that.
Anonymous No.280477929 [Report]
>>280477685
Amagami is not that egregious. The routes are made in a way where only one girl loves Junichi, while the rest mostly ignore him and simply live their own lives. It's not like the traditional harem where all of them are in love with the main character.
Anonymous No.280478025 [Report]
>>280464013
This.
Anonymous No.280478122 [Report]
>>280463183
Anything that uses the meta aspect for writing always ends worse than those playing it straight
Anonymous No.280479108 [Report]
>>280477418
>A plot with cardboard characters with nothing really going on where there aren't even any sex scenes is “great”.
This is your brain in too much harem.
Anonymous No.280479111 [Report] >>280483672
>>280459363 (OP)
Anonymous No.280479713 [Report] >>280482157
Anonymous No.280482157 [Report] >>280482457
>>280479713
Is this any good?
Anonymous No.280482457 [Report]
>>280482157
1-3 are great
Anonymous No.280483672 [Report] >>280483748
>>280479111
>Bait and switch
Why do writers do this? It doesn't attract people who aren't into NTR, it just pisses them off.
Anonymous No.280483748 [Report]
>>280483672
he already won, anon
Anonymous No.280483789 [Report]
>>280459380
Nah. This one was good. MC was reasonable and not a fag when it came to handling the women.