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Have you ever gotten a Turkey before /a/?
Anonymous No.280475804 [Report] >>280500522 >>280501221
>>280475582 (OP)
I don't like turkey
Anonymous No.280475896 [Report] >>280476774 >>280476802 >>280477343 >>280482178 >>280482185 >>280483811 >>280487953 >>280489897 >>280494592 >>280504667
I'm dogshit at bowling.
Any anons have some beginner tips?
Anonymous No.280476774 [Report]
>>280475896
travel back in time to feudal japan
Anonymous No.280476802 [Report]
>>280475896
Make sure to do it during a lightning storm
Anonymous No.280476996 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
I have 25 sanctioned 300 games, does that count?
Anonymous No.280477038 [Report] >>280477255
What was that film about some genius amish bowler?
Anonymous No.280477165 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
Should have aired on Fall, everyone loves turkey during fall.
Anonymous No.280477255 [Report] >>280477301
>>280477038
Kingpin.
Anonymous No.280477301 [Report] >>280477451
>>280477255
Holy sex girl
Anonymous No.280477343 [Report] >>280492824
>>280475896
watch The Big Lebowski
Anonymous No.280477451 [Report] >>280481668 >>280492744 >>280496509
>>280477301
Definitely.
Anonymous No.280477454 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
I barely ever got strikes, 50% of my shots ended in a gutter. Also haven't been to bowling ever since it stopped being something my parents were paying for, which was, as you can guess, an incredibly long time ago. I liked it but not enough to go find an alley and pay for it myself.
Anonymous No.280477477 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
I live in Germany. I hate turks but they are less bad than kurds and arabs.
Anonymous No.280478136 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
No but I think I've gotten a double before. I only play around once a year, which would explain my lack of skill.
Anonymous No.280478339 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
No but I did had some chickens when I was kid.
Anonymous No.280478455 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
I'm more of a Kazakhstan guy.
Anonymous No.280478942 [Report] >>280492824
>>280475582 (OP)
Nope, the last time I bowled was around 2009.
Anonymous No.280481668 [Report]
>>280477451
I need to lovingly correct her.
Anonymous No.280481672 [Report] >>280482911
>>280475582 (OP)
>Watanare but raped by GQuuuuuuX
No thanks
Anonymous No.280481839 [Report] >>280483246 >>280491086 >>280519015
>>280475582 (OP)
>... Is there a fucking bowling anime?
>look it up
Oh my god there's a fucking bowling anime. Niggas really will make anime about ANYTHING.
Anonymous No.280482136 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
What the fuck did I just watch?
Anonymous No.280482178 [Report]
>>280475896
Don't throw it into the gutter
Anonymous No.280482185 [Report]
>>280475896
Roll the ball at the pins
Anonymous No.280482225 [Report] >>280482911
>>280475582 (OP)
>Hibikek with time traveling and bowling
No
Anonymous No.280482386 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
I worked at a bowling alley for a year and played a decent amount on my breaks. I could pick up spares pretty consistently but getting a strike felt like suck rng.
Anonymous No.280482911 [Report]
>>280482225
>>280481672
every day i pray to god to not make me like you on any way shape or form
Anonymous No.280483246 [Report] >>280509759
>>280481839
It's not actually about bowling
Anonymous No.280483811 [Report]
>>280475896

don't ever use lane bumpers
always choose a ball with the best hole size for your fingers
get a wrist guard if you have trouble keeping your wrist straight on the throw
use both a heavy and a light ball, feel out how much spin you want on the shot and how well you can control it
the release is everything, you want a turkey don't ever fuck that up (back up and try again if you know it's gonna go bad)
Anonymous No.280485817 [Report]
When will someone finally draw porn of this glasses dork?
Anonymous No.280485867 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
i hate roaches
Anonymous No.280486704 [Report]
God straight bangs are fucking ugly
Anonymous No.280487953 [Report]
>>280475896
Balls at the lanes suck and are hard as hell to curve until you know what you're doing. They will only shoot straight.
Instead of power, work on keeping your arm and wrist straight and learning to aim. After you learn to aim you can work on throwing harder.
Leaning over and sweeping your leg behind you can help with this by moving your body out of the way of your arm/the ball.
The marks on the lane can help with your accuracy. Aim for them instead of the pins.
The lines/dots/arrows/whatever on the floor by the ball return can help you line your feet up more consistently. Use your dominant foot (the first foot you step with), and line it up with one of those. Adjust left or right to help with your aim.
Once your aim gets better and you can consistently put the ball where you want it, aim for one pin left or right of the center pin. This should help the pins "explode" and knock more of them down.
Have fun. Bowling is about drinking beer with your buds and putting funny names up on the score board.
Anonymous No.280489897 [Report] >>280489918
>>280475896
there's a couple tutorials on youtube ripped from old vhs tapes that are extremely valuable for learning the essentials
Anonymous No.280489918 [Report]
>>280489897
Link?
Anonymous No.280491086 [Report]
>>280481839
wait until the end of the episode lmao
I haven't felt bait&switch'd this hard in a long time
Anonymous No.280492744 [Report] >>280493038 >>280496108 >>280501056 >>280503041
>>280477451
what is this phenotype called?
Anonymous No.280492824 [Report] >>280496093
>>280477343
>>280478942
Reminder that Walter did NOTHING wrong and was not at fault for his wife leaving him.
Anonymous No.280493025 [Report] >>280502995 >>280519015
Is this about turkey, bowling or time travel?
Anonymous No.280493038 [Report]
>>280492744
Failed Bangs
Anonymous No.280493379 [Report] >>280494002
By far my favorite part about going to bowling alleys was watching these animations. Some of those were absolutely bonkers.
Anonymous No.280493397 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa57i-n8lKU
Anonymous No.280494002 [Report] >>280494448
>>280493379
>we could have had bowling animation eyecatches
So much was lost by not making it a regular JK club anime.
Anonymous No.280494032 [Report]
https://x.com/BAKKEN20190301/status/1943958517955580210
Anonymous No.280494448 [Report] >>280498655
>>280494002
Maybe one day we'll get an adaptation of one of the bowling manga series.
Anonymous No.280494592 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
Why is this Donuts sponsoring this? Quid Pro Quo for the T7S Round1 Collab?

>>280475896
Pick the lightest ball possible.
Anonymous No.280494759 [Report] >>280494835
>>280475582 (OP)
I have no idea what a turkey is but I usually just throw strikes
Anonymous No.280494835 [Report]
>>280494759
Three strikes in a row.
Anonymous No.280494847 [Report]
Zenshu > Turkey
Anonymous No.280495772 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
A thread died for this fucking piece of shit?
Anonymous No.280496093 [Report]
>>280492824
>married a kike
Walter fucked up big time.
Anonymous No.280496108 [Report]
>>280492744
Wife material.
Anonymous No.280496509 [Report] >>280499337
>>280477451
>tiny knowitall nerd who likes terrible puns
I need a girl like this in my life
Anonymous No.280496573 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
>Rina but a cockslut like Kumiko and Akko
Fuck off
Anonymous No.280497384 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
It was delicious
Anonymous No.280497611 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
No, I've only gotten deer.
Anonymous No.280498122 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
Only once in highschool, and a handful of times in Wii bowling
Anonymous No.280498655 [Report] >>280499984
>>280494448
Do Japanese girls really bowl in skirts?
Anonymous No.280498728 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
No, but I've been to Turkey multiple times.
Anonymous No.280498836 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
Yeah sometimes at subway when I'm too lazy to cook. I eat chicken, pork and beef much more than turkey.
Anonymous No.280499337 [Report]
>>280496509
She’s cute. I hope the numbers don’t actually mean anything and she gets home safely…
Anonymous No.280499519 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
Mark it zero!
Anonymous No.280499521 [Report]
I've gotten a few Turkeys. I haven't bowled in about 8 years though.

Also, I was actually excited for Cute Girls Do Bowling club and thought I'd enjoy the "let's have fun vs tryhard" conflict set up in the context of a bowling club. I don't even know where the show is going at the end of the first episode.
Anonymous No.280499984 [Report]
>>280498655
Only when they're gay for each other. These ones most certainly are.
Anonymous No.280500522 [Report]
>>280475804
why not
Anonymous No.280501056 [Report]
>>280492744
Ugly girl.
Anonymous No.280501221 [Report]
>>280475804
Armenians and Greeks don't like it either.
Anonymous No.280502995 [Report]
>>280493025
Yes.
Pokémon Trainer !!OK/b5TsfmRY No.280503041 [Report]
>>280492744
Best girl.
Anonymous No.280504667 [Report]
>>280475896
Play GTA IV
Anonymous No.280504878 [Report]
wtf was that ending
Anonymous No.280506274 [Report] >>280506308
>>280475582 (OP)
For dinner yeah.
Anonymous No.280506308 [Report] >>280507362 >>280512931 >>280514837
>>280506274
>Bumping this thread
Fuck off
Anonymous No.280507086 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
Anonymous No.280507362 [Report]
>>280506308
y u mad tho
Anonymous No.280508395 [Report] >>280509188
>>280475582 (OP)
>Have you ever gotten a Turkey before /a/?
I'm going to be honest, this clip and The Simpsons are the only two things that I know bowling from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8
Anonymous No.280509188 [Report]
>>280508395
which country are you from?
Anonymous No.280509759 [Report] >>280509989
>>280483246
It is.
Anonymous No.280509989 [Report]
>>280509759
It's boreling.
Anonymous No.280512324 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw
Anonymous No.280512373 [Report]
TAHKII
Anonymous No.280512931 [Report]
>>280506308
Fuck it anon. Let's go bowling.
Anonymous No.280514837 [Report]
>>280506308
let's do it again!
Anonymous No.280516864 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.280517183 [Report]
>>280475582 (OP)
This schlock was so fucking bad. The girls have as much sex appeal as a bag of used diapers.
Really hoping for some good torture/misery porn going forward
Anonymous No.280517608 [Report]
First 20 minutes I thought I was watching one of those tanoshi girls' sports anime which are always good. After that ending I don't know what this is.
Then again, Akanesasu started the same way.
Anonymous No.280519015 [Report]
>>280481839
>>280493025
Turkey! Time to Strike is a pancensored anime disguised as bowling.