Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:29:28 PM No.280475582
Have you ever gotten a Turkey before /a/?
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Thread 280475582 - /a/ [Archived: 377 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:42:03 PM No.280475896
I'm dogshit at bowling.
Any anons have some beginner tips?
Any anons have some beginner tips?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:14:25 PM No.280476774
>>280475896
travel back in time to feudal japan
travel back in time to feudal japan
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:15:24 PM No.280476802
>>280475896
Make sure to do it during a lightning storm
Make sure to do it during a lightning storm
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:21:48 PM No.280476996
>>280475582 (OP)
I have 25 sanctioned 300 games, does that count?
I have 25 sanctioned 300 games, does that count?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:23:38 PM No.280477038
What was that film about some genius amish bowler?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:28:05 PM No.280477165
>>280475582 (OP)
Should have aired on Fall, everyone loves turkey during fall.
Should have aired on Fall, everyone loves turkey during fall.
![[SubsPlease] Turkey! - 01 (720p) [160F007E].mkv_snapshot_00:06:10.787_0002](/images/a/1752265892794261.png)
![[SubsPlease] Turkey! - 01 (720p) [160F007E]-[11.37.113-11.38.656]_thumb.jpg](/images/a/1752005758558530s.jpg)
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:37:42 PM No.280477454
>>280475582 (OP)
I barely ever got strikes, 50% of my shots ended in a gutter. Also haven't been to bowling ever since it stopped being something my parents were paying for, which was, as you can guess, an incredibly long time ago. I liked it but not enough to go find an alley and pay for it myself.
I barely ever got strikes, 50% of my shots ended in a gutter. Also haven't been to bowling ever since it stopped being something my parents were paying for, which was, as you can guess, an incredibly long time ago. I liked it but not enough to go find an alley and pay for it myself.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:23 PM No.280477477
>>280475582 (OP)
I live in Germany. I hate turks but they are less bad than kurds and arabs.
I live in Germany. I hate turks but they are less bad than kurds and arabs.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:02:33 PM No.280478136
>>280475582 (OP)
No but I think I've gotten a double before. I only play around once a year, which would explain my lack of skill.
No but I think I've gotten a double before. I only play around once a year, which would explain my lack of skill.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:10:04 PM No.280478339
>>280475582 (OP)
No but I did had some chickens when I was kid.
No but I did had some chickens when I was kid.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:14:09 PM No.280478455
>>280475582 (OP)
I'm more of a Kazakhstan guy.
I'm more of a Kazakhstan guy.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:30:28 PM No.280478942
>>280475582 (OP)
Nope, the last time I bowled was around 2009.
Nope, the last time I bowled was around 2009.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:01:33 AM No.280481668
>>280477451
I need to lovingly correct her.
I need to lovingly correct her.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:01:46 AM No.280481672
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:07:24 AM No.280481839
>>280475582 (OP)
>... Is there a fucking bowling anime?
>look it up
Oh my god there's a fucking bowling anime. Niggas really will make anime about ANYTHING.
>... Is there a fucking bowling anime?
>look it up
Oh my god there's a fucking bowling anime. Niggas really will make anime about ANYTHING.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:18:43 AM No.280482136
>>280475582 (OP)
What the fuck did I just watch?
What the fuck did I just watch?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:20:26 AM No.280482178
>>280475896
Don't throw it into the gutter
Don't throw it into the gutter
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:20:38 AM No.280482185
>>280475896
Roll the ball at the pins
Roll the ball at the pins
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:22:09 AM No.280482225
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:28:19 AM No.280482386
>>280475582 (OP)
I worked at a bowling alley for a year and played a decent amount on my breaks. I could pick up spares pretty consistently but getting a strike felt like suck rng.
I worked at a bowling alley for a year and played a decent amount on my breaks. I could pick up spares pretty consistently but getting a strike felt like suck rng.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:46:14 AM No.280482911
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:19:42 AM No.280483811
>>280475896
don't ever use lane bumpers
always choose a ball with the best hole size for your fingers
get a wrist guard if you have trouble keeping your wrist straight on the throw
use both a heavy and a light ball, feel out how much spin you want on the shot and how well you can control it
the release is everything, you want a turkey don't ever fuck that up (back up and try again if you know it's gonna go bad)
don't ever use lane bumpers
always choose a ball with the best hole size for your fingers
get a wrist guard if you have trouble keeping your wrist straight on the throw
use both a heavy and a light ball, feel out how much spin you want on the shot and how well you can control it
the release is everything, you want a turkey don't ever fuck that up (back up and try again if you know it's gonna go bad)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:40:27 AM No.280485817![[SubsPlease] Turkey! - 01 (1080p) [C81F860F].mkv_snapshot_08.24_[2025.07.10_02.37.59]](/images/a/1752284427578107.jpg)
When will someone finally draw porn of this glasses dork?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:42:18 AM No.280485867
>>280475582 (OP)
i hate roaches
i hate roaches
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:17:36 AM No.280486704
God straight bangs are fucking ugly
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:07:27 AM No.280487953
>>280475896
Balls at the lanes suck and are hard as hell to curve until you know what you're doing. They will only shoot straight.
Instead of power, work on keeping your arm and wrist straight and learning to aim. After you learn to aim you can work on throwing harder.
Leaning over and sweeping your leg behind you can help with this by moving your body out of the way of your arm/the ball.
The marks on the lane can help with your accuracy. Aim for them instead of the pins.
The lines/dots/arrows/whatever on the floor by the ball return can help you line your feet up more consistently. Use your dominant foot (the first foot you step with), and line it up with one of those. Adjust left or right to help with your aim.
Once your aim gets better and you can consistently put the ball where you want it, aim for one pin left or right of the center pin. This should help the pins "explode" and knock more of them down.
Have fun. Bowling is about drinking beer with your buds and putting funny names up on the score board.
Balls at the lanes suck and are hard as hell to curve until you know what you're doing. They will only shoot straight.
Instead of power, work on keeping your arm and wrist straight and learning to aim. After you learn to aim you can work on throwing harder.
Leaning over and sweeping your leg behind you can help with this by moving your body out of the way of your arm/the ball.
The marks on the lane can help with your accuracy. Aim for them instead of the pins.
The lines/dots/arrows/whatever on the floor by the ball return can help you line your feet up more consistently. Use your dominant foot (the first foot you step with), and line it up with one of those. Adjust left or right to help with your aim.
Once your aim gets better and you can consistently put the ball where you want it, aim for one pin left or right of the center pin. This should help the pins "explode" and knock more of them down.
Have fun. Bowling is about drinking beer with your buds and putting funny names up on the score board.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:39:03 AM No.280489897
>>280475896
there's a couple tutorials on youtube ripped from old vhs tapes that are extremely valuable for learning the essentials
there's a couple tutorials on youtube ripped from old vhs tapes that are extremely valuable for learning the essentials
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:40:12 AM No.280489918
>>280489897
Link?
Link?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:14:38 AM No.280491086
>>280481839
wait until the end of the episode lmao
I haven't felt bait&switch'd this hard in a long time
wait until the end of the episode lmao
I haven't felt bait&switch'd this hard in a long time
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:49:27 AM No.280492824
>>280477343
>>280478942
Reminder that Walter did NOTHING wrong and was not at fault for his wife leaving him.
>>280478942
Reminder that Walter did NOTHING wrong and was not at fault for his wife leaving him.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:06:02 AM No.280493025
Is this about turkey, bowling or time travel?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:07:03 AM No.280493038
>>280492744
Failed Bangs
Failed Bangs
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:41:06 AM No.280493379
By far my favorite part about going to bowling alleys was watching these animations. Some of those were absolutely bonkers.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:42:34 AM No.280493397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa57i-n8lKU
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:43:35 PM No.280494002
>>280493379
>we could have had bowling animation eyecatches
So much was lost by not making it a regular JK club anime.
>we could have had bowling animation eyecatches
So much was lost by not making it a regular JK club anime.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:46:25 PM No.280494032
https://x.com/BAKKEN20190301/status/1943958517955580210
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:24:56 PM No.280494448
>>280494002
Maybe one day we'll get an adaptation of one of the bowling manga series.
Maybe one day we'll get an adaptation of one of the bowling manga series.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:37:24 PM No.280494592
>>280475582 (OP)
Why is this Donuts sponsoring this? Quid Pro Quo for the T7S Round1 Collab?
>>280475896
Pick the lightest ball possible.
Why is this Donuts sponsoring this? Quid Pro Quo for the T7S Round1 Collab?
>>280475896
Pick the lightest ball possible.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:50:42 PM No.280494759
>>280475582 (OP)
I have no idea what a turkey is but I usually just throw strikes
I have no idea what a turkey is but I usually just throw strikes
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:56:06 PM No.280494835
>>280494759
Three strikes in a row.
Three strikes in a row.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:56:50 PM No.280494847
Zenshu > Turkey
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:01:46 PM No.280495772
>>280475582 (OP)
A thread died for this fucking piece of shit?
A thread died for this fucking piece of shit?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:24:21 PM No.280496093
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:25:29 PM No.280496108
>>280492744
Wife material.
Wife material.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:45:48 PM No.280496509
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:49:01 PM No.280496573
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:35:24 PM No.280497611
>>280475582 (OP)
No, I've only gotten deer.
No, I've only gotten deer.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:59:24 PM No.280498122
>>280475582 (OP)
Only once in highschool, and a handful of times in Wii bowling
Only once in highschool, and a handful of times in Wii bowling
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:20:29 PM No.280498655
>>280494448
Do Japanese girls really bowl in skirts?
Do Japanese girls really bowl in skirts?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:23:10 PM No.280498728
>>280475582 (OP)
No, but I've been to Turkey multiple times.
No, but I've been to Turkey multiple times.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:27:04 PM No.280498836
>>280475582 (OP)
Yeah sometimes at subway when I'm too lazy to cook. I eat chicken, pork and beef much more than turkey.
Yeah sometimes at subway when I'm too lazy to cook. I eat chicken, pork and beef much more than turkey.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:46:42 PM No.280499337
>>280496509
She’s cute. I hope the numbers don’t actually mean anything and she gets home safely…
She’s cute. I hope the numbers don’t actually mean anything and she gets home safely…
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:53:56 PM No.280499521
I've gotten a few Turkeys. I haven't bowled in about 8 years though.
Also, I was actually excited for Cute Girls Do Bowling club and thought I'd enjoy the "let's have fun vs tryhard" conflict set up in the context of a bowling club. I don't even know where the show is going at the end of the first episode.
Also, I was actually excited for Cute Girls Do Bowling club and thought I'd enjoy the "let's have fun vs tryhard" conflict set up in the context of a bowling club. I don't even know where the show is going at the end of the first episode.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:12:10 PM No.280499984
>>280498655
Only when they're gay for each other. These ones most certainly are.
Only when they're gay for each other. These ones most certainly are.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:32:19 PM No.280500522
>>280475804
why not
why not
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:54:58 PM No.280501056
>>280492744
Ugly girl.
Ugly girl.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:00:30 PM No.280501221
>>280475804
Armenians and Greeks don't like it either.
Armenians and Greeks don't like it either.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:02:10 PM No.280502995
>>280493025
Yes.
Yes.
Pokémon Trainer
!!OK/b5TsfmRY
7/12/2025, 8:03:27 PM No.280503041
>>280492744
Best girl.
Best girl.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:59:08 PM No.280504667
>>280475896
Play GTA IV
Play GTA IV
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:06:41 PM No.280504878
wtf was that ending
![[HorribleSubs] The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.53_[2015.04.10_23.59.03]](/images/a/1752352094241088.jpg)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:38:28 PM No.280507362
>>280506308
y u mad tho
y u mad tho
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:16:21 PM No.280508395
>>280475582 (OP)
>Have you ever gotten a Turkey before /a/?
I'm going to be honest, this clip and The Simpsons are the only two things that I know bowling from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8
>Have you ever gotten a Turkey before /a/?
I'm going to be honest, this clip and The Simpsons are the only two things that I know bowling from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:52:24 PM No.280509188
>>280508395
which country are you from?
which country are you from?
![[SubsPlease] Turkey! - 01 (1080p) [C81F860F][11.34.528]](/images/a/1752359326148994.jpg)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:56:13 AM No.280512324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:58:02 AM No.280512373
TAHKII
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:20:21 AM No.280512931
>>280506308
Fuck it anon. Let's go bowling.
Fuck it anon. Let's go bowling.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:49:20 AM No.280514837
>>280506308
let's do it again!
let's do it again!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:31:12 AM No.280516864
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:47:00 AM No.280517183
>>280475582 (OP)
This schlock was so fucking bad. The girls have as much sex appeal as a bag of used diapers.
Really hoping for some good torture/misery porn going forward
This schlock was so fucking bad. The girls have as much sex appeal as a bag of used diapers.
Really hoping for some good torture/misery porn going forward
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:09:30 AM No.280517608![[HorribleSubs] Hanebado! - 12 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_14.04_[2018.09.24_07.33.47]](/images/a/1752379770566379.png)
First 20 minutes I thought I was watching one of those tanoshi girls' sports anime which are always good. After that ending I don't know what this is.
Then again, Akanesasu started the same way.
Then again, Akanesasu started the same way.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:46:25 AM No.280519015