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Great stuff ainon. Listen to me though, for this is very related to this thread.
So I went into AiPriverse the other day. You know, Aipri?
Well anyways there was an awfully small number of people there, so it was easy to get in.
Then, I looked at the big screen at the lobby, and a clip of Miitan doing the "Space Buzzlume Change!" was playing.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to AiPriverse just because there are buzzlume changes, fool.
It's only a cyalume change. CYALUME. CHANGE. for crying out loud.
There's barely anyone in here. They're all home, watching from their phones, huh? How fucking nice.
"Subaru and OtoP are so cute together!" God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you incest if you get out of those seats.
Pripara was a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two girls at the lobby can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what was great about Pripara.
Spectators and boys should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start performing, and then the bastard beside me goes "hello ainon, let's nakayoshi!"
Why in the world do you think I want to get along with you, you moron?
I want to ask her, "do you REALLY want a million friends?"
I want to interrogate her. I want to interrogate her for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "nakayoshi!"?
Coming from a Pretty veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, wooing Ring Clover.
That's right, it's the vet's way of doing aipri.
Ring Clover means you get the experience of an adult woman, but also a youthful body untarnished by age, so it's still fertile.
But on the other hand the chance of getting your account banned is a tad higher. This is the key.
However, if you do this then there is danger that you'll be marked by meganee from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, ainon, should just stick to punirunes.
