>Gold Ship has been actively stationed at the Big Red Farm in Hokkaido since retiring to stud. According to the Japan Bloodstock Information System (JBIS):

>Total mares covered (bred): 591

>Total foals sired: 418
Imagine...

>>280556397 (OP)
Cygames are mega cowards for not making the stallions futas

>>280556945
>he hasn't won the onsen ticket when training a stallion yet

>>280556397 (OP)
Horse breeding

>>280556520
Tell me about Gold Ship why does he wear the mask?

>>280556397 (OP)
rookie number, Special Needs have 1236

>>280556397 (OP)
Now do Science Hors

>>280556397 (OP)
fuck you and fuck your forced, astroturfed horseshit anime/game whatever the fuck. kill yourselves en masse.

>>280557433
What shitty gooktrash mobage did Umamusume bump off to make you this angry?

I prefer the real oldie game

>>280557274
My wife and our daughter

>>280557433
Uh oh melty

>>280556397 (OP)

>>280557229
Nigger I haven't got an onsen ticket at all yet.

>>280557433
Shoes on the other foot now

>>280557321
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask

>>280557522
Nobody thinks for a second this thread or any other for Umamusume is getting made because of the anime. You're just a retarded gachanigger that's chasing the flavor of the month that will be gone as soon as the next thing pops off.

>>280557522
Blue Archive PC port(korea) and Persona 5 X(Chinese)

Would (You) be a good mare to your stallion wife?

>>280556397 (OP)
How does that work when the horses are all female? Are they impregnated nonstop for the rest of their lives, or they are futa and impregnate human women?

>>280559497
don't think too hard about it. the only thing hard should be a dick (either yours or hers) (or both if you want that)

>>280559481
I’d give her foot rubs

>>280559481
>14k for a session
I'm already saving up

>>280559497
It's a parallel reality where horse girls represent horses in this reality, actual genealogy and events that happened don't apply (see what happened to the real Rice Shower and Silence Shizuka)

>>280559710
Hoof rubs

>>280557522
Bitch I'm still waiting for more horse anime, I want more movies and more Oguri Cap being a cute glutton.

The phone game is just fine, but I need more horses being cute.

>>280557992
https://youtu.be/cxn6eHK8TZA?si=UdJck5xRMKCXZ9g0
Fuck mate, core memories unlocked

I fucking miss this type of music, it used to be everywhere on menus and shit.

>>280559497
Vodka's papa was a Uma Otaku with a motorcycle. Watch her story events

>>280558154
How was it to carry her baby?

>>280556397 (OP)
Takane Shinjou looking ass

I hate her stupid gay hat. Can't believe anyone wants to breed her with that on.

>>280562245
Look up her swimsuit version

>>280559481
Would she insist on beating me up and/or pranking me as foreplay every time?

>>280556397 (OP)
>Managed to romance various mares by being nice to them that they all want his horse dong
This autistic horse can't keep getting away with this

>>280562245
All hats are inherently funny looking.

Gold Wife

>>280556397 (OP)
So you're saying this character canonically likes fucking men based on her namesake's actions?

>>280556945
Fine Motion could be a futa, the stallions should be shemales.

>>280562245
it's her serious hat

>>280565078
591 is pretty modest all things considered, other ingame horses have >1k offspring irl

>>280562245
The hat stays on during sex

>>280559481
image if Umas where 8-10' tall and futas (no hyper) while you are a girl in world thats only Umas and female women

She’s funny

>>280569573
>Choice with consequence
>You get to breed with any Uma
>But every time you cum in one a real horse will cum in you
>Do you accept?

>>280572418
Ah ah ah, yes!

>>280573155
Yes

>>280573155
Yes

>>280567507
Based

>>280556397 (OP)
>418
Any good ones?

sex with a horse girl

>>280579738
2 G1 winners: Uberleben & Meisho Tabaru

>>280582260
Am I supposed to be surprised? 2/418 sounds like shit odds but I'm no expert on the subject.

>>280582652
I think he was just overly impressed by his body count. I imagine G1 winners are still a pretty small percentage of all horses, I'd guess 1-3%.

>>280573155
Hands-san...

>>280582873
Way too big. Try .001% considering most horses aren't race horses.

>>280562662
>Gold Ship is a very skilled breeding stallion. Compare to Special Week who treated his mates very roughly, Gold Ship breeding sessions are described as "effective, efficient, and smooth". GolShi would spend only around 5 minutes to finish mating, while never put any pressure on his mates or bother them at all. He is so good at it that many mares which had trouble getting pregnant would successfully conceived after mating with GolShi

She would drag you to a fishing tourney by day and make sweet lovin' by night.

>>280556520
Thumbnail makes it look like his weiner is out

Gold Ship is basically the same as that Olympic horse, it's just that he actually shows results when he gives a fuck so he's still beloved and just treated as eccentric. Truly, the line between hero and villain is paper thin.

>>280584746
>Truly, the line between hero and villain is paper thin.
As thin as a 12 billion yen bill.

>>280556945
I hope you are just being retarded because that would be highly disrespectful to the owners and trainers of the horses. Plus, Cygames went hard on acquiring them to get on the franchise. Otherwise, you wouldn't see them on Umamusume since getting horse rights is a bitch.

>>280584746
I mean the retarded thing about the Olympics horse fiasco is that they use stranger horses they haven't trained with, to simulate riding a stolen horse. Obviously that's going to be shit for the rider and the horse

>>280584924
They don't have the "rights" nor do they need them. Japanese courts declared horse names as being public domain (Because they're "objects" by law) a long time ago.
They get permission because they work a lot with the JRA officially and it wouldn't be wise to piss off the horse owners while still trying to do business with the industry as a whole.

>>280573032
Funny how they were yuribaiting with grandpa first then completely pivoted next season.

>>280557674
Specchan...

Did the real Special Week actually hate female horses, or did he only hate mating (aside from with Mejiro Dober)?

>>280584924
>that would be highly disrespectful to the owners and trainers of the horses.
How is it any more disrespectful than turning the horses into girls?

>>280587752
>Implying
Daiwa Scarlet's owner gave them permission only under the condition that she have larger breasts and a cuter design than Vodka.

>>280588168
Third time's the charm

Wait why even race female horses
Aren't male faster

>>280584040
That's the joke

>>280556945
>He hasn't learned nor known about IVF and iPS
Female/Female breeding will be soon as a reality.

>>280559497
female offsprings of a male human and uma will always be an uma

sometimes an uma is born from
human on human pairing

they otherwise function as regular humans save for increased physical capabilities

>>280588707
Not really. The issue with some mares is the fact that their temperaments are usually more volatile, so they're not as easy to train. Not only that, since people sell horse semen and not horse wombs, people don't really want to put in effort into what they consider a money sink.

I remember reading about how the mutation that led to Secretariat having a larger heart was passed on by the female, even though it only expressed itself in males. Guess they wasted all that horse cum for nothing.

I'm waiting for Cygames to sponsor a UK race at some shithole racetrack like Doncaster or Redcar

anyone have a higher quality stitch of this image?

>>280559497
They get pregnant from human men

>>280588707
I don't think so. But even if that was the case, that's like asking "why race horses when cars are faster". A lot of the big races in the classics are restricted to colts or fillies, such as the Triple Crown and the Triple Tiara, but there are mixed races, too.
For example, Nishino Flower was the only one to ever beat Sakura Bakushin O in a sprint race and basically saved her farm from bankruptcy due to the demand for her foals.
Haru Urara is probably an even more famous example of a female racehorse, though for different reasons.

>>280589339
>sell horse semen
They don't use artificial insemination for thoroughbred racehorses. They have to mate naturally and in front of witnesses to verify the lineage. The owners of the studs rent them out for this purpose. Golshi sired 418, but that's nothing compared to the work Agnes Tachyon had to do considering those 2,800+ foals he sired.
Also, the X-factor is basically superstition and myth. Actually putting their genetics under a microscope for eugenics would kill the global racehorsing industries; hence why there's no artificial insemination or genetic modification allowed.

>>280588243
The fuck? She has one too? It's bad enough that I've been conditioned to look for this retard everytime I hear her singing that stupid song of hers on the home screen.

>>280590246
>She has one too?
Yes.

>>280556397 (OP)
Why do I find myself attracted to her?

>>280591967
Because you want to be inseminated and give birth to a racehorse?

I don't watch the show, play the game, or read the manga
But I want to fuck the shit out of nearly every uma