Chapter 27 drops tomorrow morning.
Do you think part 9 has good fights so far?
Do you think Jodio and Dragona's brotherhood is just Araki trying to redo Jousuke and Kei?
What are your hopes, fears and expectations for the new chapter?
I expect faggots that don't check the catalog.
>>280613884 (OP)>Araki trying to redo Jousuke and KeiAraki had zero plans for Kei as a character, and that's much MUCH worse.
>>280614116No other thread in the catalog.
>Illuso and Formaggioโs cat
>Prosciutto getting held up
>Baby Face fucking up an assassination
>Risotto Nero does detective work
>Secco vs. an actual dog
>Gelato and Sorbet being gay niggas
Is anyone excited for this tomorrow?
>>280614116See
>>280614620This is now an official The JOJOLands thread.
>>280614752Jojo magazine i think
>>280614369>Is anyone excited for this tomorrow?I would be if I could read
>>280614752It's a compilation of a bunch of Vento Aureo stories. Five were already released, but there's two new ones.
>>280614369Why the fuck do japs love Part 5 so much
>>280615275They love Italy, la Squadra and technically GW is just SC 2.0
why do we need part 5 side stories when araki is making part 5 but better as we speak
>>280613884 (OP)Jodio and Dragonaโs brotherhood either gets a full exploration and becomes integral to some greater themes towards the end, or araki will do soft incesty undertones for fun and my pants will get bigger :)
hopefully we see howler's stand soon. 200 balloons and lyin eyes is cool and all and Paco is still my goat but i want this yacht shit finished up
>>280613884 (OP)za warudo is in part 9 or is that fake?
>>280617552Yeah, that's Diego Brando's granddaughter and she fucking hates trannies.
>Key West and Laem Chabang are not only gay, but also live together[/spoiler:lit]
The Wowokelands
>>280614369All of these stories are mediocre and forgettable outside of maybe Risotto's btw.
>>280616454Because nothing will compare to the gloriousness of Team Bruno. And Part 9's villains suck compared to any of La Squadra.
>>280613884 (OP)STORYTIME CHADS... HOW ARE WE FEELING I miss the Storytime. I hope DBanon is doing ok
>>280618590We are truly in...The GayGaylands
>>280618763I feel like I've been getting an extra 3 hours of sleep.
>>280618590The couple isn't shown in a positive light. Laem is despicable and it was made clear she deserves to die, like another evil lesbian from Part 7. The series is not trying to be woke.
Who should voice Johnny in the English dub? Should they bring the accents back from parts 1 & 2?
>>280613884 (OP)I'd like Usagi to use his Stand effectively, and Ningbo and Leam to get defeated or near defeated in this chapter so that the yacht battle moves on. This arc is nearly two volumes already and I don't want it to drag on.
>>280614990I only found Babyface's failed assassination short story translated
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/12Sy4pLj-aO-QUeyaooVr-i76u2S5yBg4CWXPAwpa-iw/mobilebasic?pli=1
Jojo but with furries would fix the franchise
>>280613884 (OP)What time is it dropping?
>>280623602In around 45 minutes.
>>280623610Trout Mask Replica
>Jobber words 1 page in
>What the fuck is your stand name bro
Amazing chapter. I fucking love JoJo
Will we ever learn what Ningpo's stand name is?
>>280613884 (OP)>Do you think Jodio and Dragona's brotherhood is just Araki trying to redo Jousuke and Kei?No, it's just that the main theme of the part is brotherhood, in part 8 was maternity
>The two Dykes have a better relationship then Yasuho and Josuke ever did
lol
>Laem Chabang and Key West are living together
>Laem does the cooking
wew lad
>>280625083when you no longer know what to complain about
>>280625166I'm not complaining, i just think it's funny how little of a shit Araki gave with part 8's romance Even tho that was still the best part of JOJOlion
>blue-balling finally ends
So, what's its ability?
>>280624979volume 6 confirmed the name is 200 balloons.
laem's stands name is lyin' eyes
If no one else wants to dump i guess i will
>>280613884 (OP)>usagi getting the coolest fucking usage of the matte kudasai yetkino fucking chapter. honestly SBR level for me
A couple of weeks ago I saw a few retards claim Chabang didnt have a stand. Kill yourselves.
>>280625246reminds me of damo
>>280625557Silliest-looking Stand in ages.
>>280625557I fucking love him so much. It will never happen but I genuinely want a plush of him so bad.
>>280625628I fucking love paco and the hustle
>>280625628Self-aware araki
>>280625628>>280625664>>280625698>>280625730when was the last time we had a character as cool as paco in jojo? Gyro in sbr?
>>280625730>inflates things like Mike O.>gets his head blown like Mike O.This is a "world" of tracing.
>>280625906>WTF Usagi? You blew his brains out
>>280625843>>280625871>>280625906can anyone explain what the fuck did the matekudasai do???? Like yeah it transformed into the gun and then what, why did the dude explode.
>>280625964Average dyke around kids
>>280625843>>280625871>>280625906>>280625940No joke, I haven't had this much fun reading a JoJo fight since SBR. This is incredible. I didn't think Araki still had this in him.
>>280625955Usagi used MATEKUDASAI's first bomb
>>280625955Made it backfire. Usagi was already established to have some control over the exact properties of the objects it summons when it he added a mini-camera to a fucking straw and its duplicate cameras all having auto-altered footage
>>280626001>ANCESTORSANCESTORSANCESTORSANCESTORSANCESTORSANCESTORSANCESTORSANCESTORSNigga your ship is burning up and you are surrounded by cops. Give it up already
>>280625940>kills a guy>NYUUUUM!!
I'm glad the Josukes are still around
>>280625955I just assumed he made the matte kudasai shoot his bullets from the back of his cylinder? I'm pretty unclear on that as well
>>280626075We are crumbling down... Lava rockbros...
>>280626000all it proves is that he really shouldn't have tried to do a slow-burn mystery part
>>280626075araki didn't forget the gappy army after all
>>280626136>Highest raised deathflag since Narancia
>>280626000you say this as if the beetle fight in jojolion isn't on the top 5 fights of the entire series.
>>280626030Oh, so it doesn't create a second gun, that was the cause of my confusion. Ok, then. Great chapter and battle.
Wonder if they'll fight Key West the very next chapter of it will be a setup for next arc
>>280626235ENTER the fucking FBI
Fin. I'll be going to post Yuri in the Madoka thread after this. All praise be to DBanon. Have fun niggas
>>280626378>>280626405>>280626439>tracing I Am a Rock AND Vitamin C
>>280626340>kei will never call you a bad boy
>>280626439>She actually did somethingI really wonder where things will go now. Maybe she will actually manage to steal the lava rock?
>>280626439I realised the Stand broke Jodio's leg. He's most likely incapacited now, so I suppose this will be Charming Man's time to shine.
>In SBR by episode 27 we were finishing pork pie hat kid arc
>In JJL by episode 27 we were just starting "i am a rock" arc
how does jojolands compare to sbr and jjl so far?
>>280626470I don't think her power is related to magnetism like Yotsuyu's. It seems like Nico Robin's, she can create small hands in a certain radius to move objects (thus, also stealing them/the rock?) and attack with them.
And when Jodio will activate November Rain, she'll understand he was the one to kill Bobby Jean
>>280626651can't wait for the dragona + charmingman pair up fight against key west
>>280626439Thank you anon. Good chapter, it went by quickly. Still wondering how this whole situation will resolve now that Key West and her Nematode gf are also acting in their own self interest against Howler.
>>280626691Boom Boom family and Pork Pie imho were mediocre (but stage 1 and Oyecomova were great). I'd say 27 chapter part 9> 27 chapter part 7
Jojolion...all the first half was peak, maybe just Yasuho VS Tsurugi was meh, but it was only 3 chapters, so... part 8>part 9> part 7
>>280626439sheโs a dicloniiโฆ
>Jojolion...all the first half was peak
Looks like you missed the storytime.
>>280626983UOOOOOO FAT WOMEN EROTIC AAAAAAAAAA
>>280626983JoJolions first arc and Beatle battle fight were good. The rest of the first half was shit however JoJolions second half was unironically better then its first, including WoU
>>280626195I'll give you that.
>>280627042born this way and i am a rock are peak, so is vitamin c. Same with shakdown street.
>>280627164>Vitamin CVitamin C is the middle of JoJolion and is so much better then everything else in that part it's unfair to put it in either half when comparing
>>280627229jojolands is 110 chapters long, meaning the exact half point is 55. Exactly the episode where vitamin c arc ends. So not only is it fair to consider it part of the first half, it's also exactly where it belongs mathematically.
>>280627380I could have sworn it went after chapter 55 but it turns out your right Anon
>>280626439Ningbo is her stand
>>280626439I'm going to guess and say this Stand moves across surfaces, and can only push its hands in a straight line. Jodio's leg easily broke because it got pushed by forces coming from different directions.
>>280627458the author's note was pretty nice desu
>>280615275we all love part 5 though
>>280628301Part five sucks. Not as much as 6, but it's not good.
>>280628347nah they're both pretty fun. stories may be whatever but they got good characters and fun fights.
>>280626405When i first saw this page i thought the suitcases were drawn to Jodio because of the lava rock kek.
>>280626691Only the first race was good in part 7 until now imho
>JojolionIt beats both of them for now.
HERO
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>>280626799>I'm always just sort of hoping an idea will fall out of the sky. And yet, I've somehow managed to keep it up for over a 100 volumesAraKINO...
>>280625769>>280625802>>280625843How is he still alive
This really is like part 5
>>280625906Paco you blew a hole in his head, he was basically already dead
>>280626136I see, so Laem is another dark skin Italian
>>280626439SHE DID SOMETHING
KEY WEST FINALLY DID SOMETHING
A shame she's a dyke though
>>280626799He's waffling, in the space made just for him
One could even could it, his own little world
>>280629163He blew a hole in his mouth, Paco destroyed his jaw and that could've been wired shut. Usagi destroyed his head.
>>280625955He immediately made a copy of the gun when Ningbo asked for it and made it a backwards gun without him realizing
>>280629392I see
Ningbo really was a tough guy
I LOVE this part's cast, Meryl, Acca and minor villains included, but my god, Paco is shaping up to be one of the best character in the franchise
>>280625620So it's like Rykiel's stand
>>280625906>I though we were gonna rough this guy up till he couldn't fight anymoreNigga, this guy had his skull caved in and half face is missing and he was still going, what the fuck were you going to do?
>Thread is basically dead
What the fuck happened?
Another fucking amazing chapter
Paco vs Ningbo is a contender for top 20 fights in the fucking franchise, from beginning to end it was Arakis best. All characters involved were so entertaining to watch, Paco and Usagi are now inseparable bros in my eyes. โPut my fingers in a cup separate from Merylโsโ, โSay your stand name before you get iced faggotโ,
Pic related
All just such incredible character moments woven together with some of Arakis most creative and kinetic action sequences. The stands are so physical and โweakโ compared to some of the more out there concepts from previous parts making the fights feel more weighted and realistic, you feel each bloody impact when a hit actually lands.
This shits too good, canโt wait for next month
Jojolion can suck my balls
>>280631524There's no schizos in JoJo threads to ramble about the slightest things.
>>280631535There's no schizos in JoJo threads to ramble about the slightest things.
>>280632213Been hyped about this fight since they set it up all the way back in fucking January. Definitely paid off holy shit. Definitely going down as a classic to me for sure
>>280632561The schizophrenia ran out with the years of Jojolion speculation.
>>280631524Glad Key has a fully human faced stand. There aren't many in the franchise, I can only think of Star Platinum, Heaven's Door and Wonder of U/Satoru Akefu
>jojolands thread
>everyone talks about jojolion
How can it be that the best part keeps winning here? I thought you guys hated it
>>280632797I know you want to keep the thread alive but this isn't the right way to do it
>>280632797It's just cause it was the part that was going on the longest and while JoJo was getting popular so it's discourse has been engrained culturally into them the most. 99% of people who got into JoJo in this thread got into it while Part 8 was being serialized and 9 is still fairly new. Most of our time as JoJo fans has been spent discussing Part 8.
We're not quite as into the thick of 9's impact on this community's discourse so people will still bring up part 8 in these threads. It for only end almost 4 years ago after all
>>280632998*It only ended 4 years ago after all
Sorry I was typing that while my cat was distracting me.
Key west is going to be main villain
>>280633162That'd be a lame Stand for a main villain.
Howler has been fucking great so far. Really haven't been disappointed so far in any regards to him as our antagonist. Can see him going down as one of the series bests if Araki sticks the landing with him.
>>280625532>>280625557Love this fat ass nigga.
>>280626983AAAAIIIIEEEEEE, MY FUARKING DIIIIIIIIICK!!!
>>280631524>Pink Dyke Boy
>>280625603now he's almost as fat looking as og valentine
meryl
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The fights have been kind of middling so far, but I'm wondering if Paco is actually going to die this chapter.
His body is already starting to explode, and even if it's not fatal he'll be badly maimed.
That said, Usagi's vital organs were turned to Swiss cheese, and he's fine, so...
>>280625557Why not 99 Red Balloons?
>>280631524you really like blue, don't you
>>280627164>born this wayboring slog, this was fact-checked by real jojo storytimers
>>280634416Maybe read the chapter, anon. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
>>28063452699 Luftballoons is a german song
200 Balloons is Prince
This chapter was amazing. Definitely up there for in Jojo moments for me.
>>280634526Needed 101 more balloons, I guess could you say inflation is getting out of hand
Then again, I may be blowing it out of proportion
>>280634416>I'm wondering if Paco is actually going to die this chapterThere is really no way for a main character to die this early in the story, in this kind of fight. Wait until at least volume 12, when the story and characters will be well established, before thinking about major deaths.
>everyone coming for the howler booty
please araki, make him btfo all of them so hard that even jodio gets mindbroken
>>280625628HE SAID THE THING
>>280626136That's a death flag in this series
>>280625628>Do the Hustle!!lmfao based
>>280634581Thought we were still a day out, good stuff.
>>280634871Eh, I dunno. I could see Araki springing a surprise early death on us.
>>280625906Did he tank that?
>>280625906>"Too far, Usagi. Jeez."
>>280625906>"How can I be homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out"
>>280626439Key West? Yeah, I'm thinking she's OUR VILLAIN
>>280635808A main character's death needs to be decently built up and coherent within the narrative. It's not right stage for that yet.
>>280625557Is this thing the single least detailed humanoid stand in the series? It's basically featureless outside its head and limbs
>>280636124It's basically a giant balloon with limbs and a head.
If Paco keeps this up, he will be more liked than Polnareff and go down as the coolest character in JoJo
>>280637017Usagi put his and Meryl's fingers on ice so that a doctor can sew them back on
I don't think it works like that, but hey it's Jojo
>>280637017Nah he's just missing so fingers
>>280637123>I don't think it works like that, but hey it's JojoThey can be reattached as long as if it's with in 10 hours or less
Paco looks like he'll be able to heal from this offcreen. Looks like my theory of him being done like Kakyoin and Ermes was wrong
>>280625557His head reminds me of Gold Experience. Gold actually suits him well.
>>280637651Now hold on we still got more chapters to go
Even anything he's more like the Mista of this part
>>280626593You mean the 'Lava Rock'.
>>280627036This, but unironically.
>>280637651>Kakyoin and ErmesAraki gives a shit about him so he couldn't be them
>>280628258Imagine the power container in that thing.
>>280634765I don't have a suitable reaction image to hand.
But fuck you.
So is Laem just stuck in the basement until further notice? Meryl's and Paco's hands are fucked up so Usagi has the best chance of shooting her successfully but even that's still pretty low. And if she tries to leave they can just jump her.
Chances Meryl uses her stand to flush her out/
>>280638251Just 2 more chapters bro, MMQ will show her stand, trust the process
>>280638251Or lulu can just use bags groove on her
>>280638251With the way things are set up, I'm fully banking on Lulu giving her a disease.
>>280638398Why would she do that?
Reminder it took until chapter 63 for Valentine to show his stand and Howler doesnโt even seem to realize he has one. Have a feeling it will be a while before we see it in action
>>280638251I'd raugh if Paco just busted open the door and beat the shit outta her, but Araki's not gonna do that. I honestly wonder if he's going to keep Laem and Key around for a while since they're in love.
I see two options. Either they job to Jodio and Paco in this arc (and Twitterfags shit themselves), or they turn tail and leave the story for a while (ร la 'To Live and Die in LA') then come back to fight Howler for the money and get killed.
>>280638427Well she is being forced to spill the beans with a gun to her head and Laem doesn't seem to have a proper escape plan
>>280625843>>280625871>>280625906Oh damn. My prediction/hope actually wasn't too far off.
>>278943193
>>280638430Howler being clueless about his own stand would be dumb. Not to mention it materialized right next to him at the airport.
>>280638463I feel like Laem will die in the next 2 chapters but Key West will stay around for awhile
>>280638614NTA but last I remember every confirmed gay character in this series has been killed in a brutal fashion
>>280627042>>280626983I think a common sentiment I was seeing at the end of the Part 8 story time was people saying they remembered the first half being good while reading it monthly and thinking the second half was shit but during the story time they realized the first half was shit and the second half was better. I think the set up and potential made the first half seem way better than it was while reading it but after knowing it all goes nowhere, you don't get that same feeling anymore
>>280638540>Lulu's Bags Grooves vs. a horde of nematodesHeh.
>>280638589I could maybe see that too. I wonder how Araki would pull that off, since he's never really had that happen to a villain, except for Risotto.
>>280638640>DIO>Sorbet and Gelato>Tiziano and Squalo>Jorin>ScarletDid I miss any?
>>280638640Gelato, Sorbet, Tiziano, and Squalo, yeah.
Dio and Scarlett were both bisexual but they also died in brutal fashion.
Things are NOT looking good for Laem and Key.
>>280626983I-I think I'm starting to see the BBWfag vision.
>>280638663>they realized the first half was shit and the second half was better.I was there and people more realized that a lot of the first half was shit but had the hypest moments while the second half got really bad when all the established storylines in the first half got no conclusion and ended very abruptly
>>280638640>>280638715>>280638719The only gay in this series which survives is Usagi. And that is assuming he 1) Knows Dragona is a guy and is still attracted to him regardless of that fact 2) wasn't lying about wanting to fuck Dragona and 3) isn't going to die
>>280638776>3) isn't going to dieI want this faggeroni to live, but I'm so sure he won't.
Also, I forgot Ermes' gash-licking ass. She got brutally murdered. Jodio is also a serious brocon, so let's see if he survives.
>>280626983>>280627036>>280638729Jodio, Dragona, Paco, and Usagi are Meryl's reverse harem, btw.
>>280638888>Asian slampig recruits a psycho-shota, a cute brown tranny, a buff meathead, and an effeminate twink to plap her cottage cheese culo on the nightlyAAAAAHHH, NOT THE QUADS OF TRUTH! MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!
>>280638729It's unironically only for men of refined taste.
>>280638888How much longer will Charming Man need to wok for her before he can hit?
Laem escapes from the shop using Lulu as a hostage (Meryl & co don't care about her, but still they are not so evil to let her die), Lulu reunites with Acca and spills the bean about Laem and Key's betrayal and reveals Jodio and Dragona's identity
Or
Being threatened and knowing she wants to betray Howler san, Lulu bagsgrooves Laem, killing her
I don't think they'll fight Key in this arc.
There are already 7 chapters, either the arc will be veeery long or Key will be defeated in just a couple of chapter. And I don't think she deserves a fate like that. Also, I don't think she can manage to win against 3 stand users
Imho she is using her power to ''mark" Jodio in order to easily find him later and attack in the next arc, or maybe she will just steal the lava rock and escape.
>>280639450Meryl doesn't like 'em above 20. She lets the group use Chฤmingu Man as their own little fucktoy. After all, they've all got to grow their own harems eventually if they really want to make it as gangsters.
>>280639575>knowing she wants to betray Howler sanI hope Lulu is still loyal to Howler. That'd make things way more interesting
>>280639672I think Jodio will notice the small hands and will attack them with November Rain.
Seeing the rain power, Key will realize it was Jodio who killed Bobby Jean, so she will stop her attack, in order to plan a flawless assassination for the future.
>>280639687I miss the storytime
>>280639875we'll have another when Part 9 is over
>>280625906>wtf dude I was only going to beat the shit out of himkek
>>280639875Me too, anon. I'm still kicking myself for missing the first four Parts.
>>280639672>or maybe she will just steal the lava rock and escapeI can imagine this happening. The arc is long enough already, so I don't really see another multiple chapters fight breaking out in the boat while it is supposed to be evacuated.
>>280625620Possibly the grossest stand in the entirety of JoJo
>yeah my ability is that I have worms living in my glasses
>>280640168>Gay Stand user>Implied to be a bottom>Stand ability is worms If Laem and Key were men the shitposting would be glorious
>>280640311>gay Stand User>implied to be a bottom>has worms>named after a city in Thailand>said to be a woman, but balding prematurely>Key West also interacts positively with DragonaThe pieces are there for a ladyboy joke if you want.
That, or she's a Sicilian, and her favorite childhood pastime was stealing the worms out a nigga's casu martzu.
>>280640311Oh my God she's literally a bottom feeder
>>280625628It's funny how a month ago we had a guy complaining about not knowing the names of their stands and now Araki pulls this.
>>280640596This bitch LOOKS like a fucking nematode.
>>280637017>>280637123Dragona will likely be able to reattach them. He seems to be the healer of this part.
All the โDo The Hustleโ moments have been so kino I feel like we are gonna get a Pacoโs Last Hustle moment down the roadโฆ.
>>280640992>Paco is going to teach Jodio how to spin his muscles
>>280638886>Ermes' gash-licking assshe has never demonstrated liking women like that tho
>>280641700I dunno, man. This shit was pretty homoerotic.
>>280626405Why hasn't Acca noticed this yet? He should be totally freaking out over this.
>>280641932She's crying because she's dying next to her friend
>>280642395He's busy being too much of a nepo baby and rich to care
Ningbo would have won if he didn't bother yelling at Usagi to give him the gun
>>280642563She's crying because she never got to eat that hapa poonani until her gums bled and she tasted soap in her throat.
>>280642617Nah he would have won if he hadn't said the jobber words
>>280626235HELP ME KEY WEST THE FEDS ARE HERE!!!!!!
>KEY WEST, STOP SEXTING YOUR MUFF-MUNCHER WIFE AND FUCKING HELP ME! I'M GONNA GET RAPED IN FEDERAL PRISON!
I still believe in my crackpot theory of Diavolo being MMQ's hot husband
It WILL happen, only a matter of time
Do you think this part will actually take place over the course of a week?
>>280643616Part 5 did
I don't see why not
>Literally EVERYONE working with Howler has turned against him
kek poor guy, he's been on a non-stop humillation ritual ever since he got introduced
>>280625730araki has finally remembered his hokuto no ken inspiration
>>280643739He kind of did it to himself
Had he not spent all this time banging stewardesses and popping molly he'd have a better line of homies
Or fear
Even Dio got fear
>>280626000I still like the first Fun Fun Fun fight and the Beetle Speed King fight a bit more but otherwise this fight is leagues better than anything else in Part 8
This Jojo team was a massive turnaround, I thought they were going to be extremely shit due to the first few chapters but goddamn am I pleasantly surprised with this part so far.
>>280643855My only issue is that Jodio still isn't impressing me. He's had some interesting schemes, but I feel like the last time he really shined was against Rohan.
>picJojolion copeposting was the best.
>>280644314So far he's, ironically enough, about as interesting as Giorno was to me. Has the same issue as him too, where he's just completely outshined by his own crew
>>280644519NTA but I'd say that Jodio has more going for him than Giorno
He seems to not have the same moral hang ups as Giorno did so his dream of being rich seems realistic as he's willing to do whatever it takes
He also is the most unhinged jojo we've ever had
>>280644575I can get behind that. Definitely agree on the unhinged characteristic, but it feels like that was more present at the start than it has been for awhile now. I just hope he gets more moments to have those traits shine
>>280643739I believe in Howler becoming an ally
>>280644771Yeah I really hope that cover is a hint to him becoming an ally, basically Araki's redemption for fucking up Jobim
>>280643739I really want to see what his stand does
>>280613884 (OP)We aren't getting any news of the new anime until September right? I'm glad that they got a good staff at least, hopefully they manage to get a good episode count
My crackpot theory is that Hawaiian lava Goddess Pelee will be the main villain of part 9. I just really want 1 female main villain before the series ends
>>280638414>little girl named Lulu vs. psycho-lesbian with a gunParallelCHADS???
>>280639904A full storytime? Parts 1-9 again?
>>280644314Jodio hasn't wowed me yet, but I still like him.
He feels like an actual 15 year old shitlord.
>>280638589Key West isn't sticking around. She exposed her Stand and attacked Jodio.
>>280639672>>280639973She literally twisted his ankle with her Stand. A fight is obviously going to break out.
>>280644771>>280645200They are literally stealing his wealth. Drop this retarded theory, Howler's either a rival jobber or a main villain.
>>280648905Ningborschach vs. Dr. Alohattan
>>280649461another one for good measure
>>280643739Is there any JoJo character that would both willingly work with him and not betray him?
>>280648905Why is Usagi's ass so big
>>280624774>Now on sale with great fanfare!>Iggy the Stray DogWhere my iggaz at
>>280625557https://youtu.be/t7NNqNSoO8s
How sad of a ending do you think this part will get honestly i want something similar to Stone Ocean, maybe not everyone dying but i want my heart to be broken by it after finishing it
>>280626136I love seeing this stone-cold bitch act genki with her girlfriend
>>280626439Thanks for posting
>>280651784so I can plap it better
>>280638251>>280638292I'd honestly be pretty down for Meryl Mei to not be a stand user, just someone in the know and who is smart enough to utilise them properly
I hope Usagi and Dragona kill the Lesbians
>>280648671He seemed like a main villain, but with that cover that paired him with the rest of the cast, him seemingly jobbing hard right now, everyone from his team turning on him and Charming Man joining the cast I'd say there's a genuine possibility.
My guess is that Howler will somehow find a way to turn this around but won't exactly win, a new antagonist will be introduced and Howler will sort of serve as a third party faction that sides with the heroes occasionally but is still against them.
>>280645200>>280653088>but with that cover that paired him with the rest of the castThis was a preview for the sixth volume made by some guy at Shueisha who doesn't know how the story will develop. It literally just shows the key characters of this arc. Don't take this shit as an evidence for your crackpot theory.
>>280651167Almost every morally grey or evil person in the series is a selfish motherfucker, so probably not.
>>280652074Araki refuses to leave the Prince Estate alone. Love to see it.
>>280626136>Laem uses parentheses in her texts unironically.Is she a former Gaia user?
>>280648168I don't think we will have that again.
>>280652133I think we will have a golden ending wiith Jodio and gang becoming filthy rich and surviving.
I hope Josuke comes back and calls Charming a dirty Rigger
So is Meryl May or Meryl Mei?
>>280654865It's Meryl Mommy
>>280654865Wasn't it officially romanized as Mei at some point?
>>280638251If Meryl was a stand user I feel like she would've used it already. Unless it somehow happens to be so ridiculously situational or useless that she wouldn't even bother trying to use just to see if it can help.
>>280625620To be fair, you could have some doubts
PAPER MOON KING CRIMSON when?
I wish there were more time stands
You know, I noticed that unlike most others parts, we don't know how most of these characters have gotten their Stands
>In part 3 most Stand users just happen naturally (in practice it was probably the Arrow but IIRC they were introduced in part 4)
>In part 4 and 5 the Arrows cause most new Stands
>In part 6 it's mostly Pucci's disks
>Part 7 the Devil's Palms
>Part 8 the Wall Eyes
>>280656236Either Araki stopped trying to find a justification for them, or the holy corpse is somehow linked to the Hawaii islands.
>>280637123It works almost exactly like that, but the fingers shouldn't have direct contact with the ice. As long as they're reattached quickly then it's fine
>>280656313Jesus took a little vacation after he came back to life
How do you rank the Part 9 protags in terms of death flags?
>Jodio is basically guaranteed to survive since heโs the narrator
>Dragona might die near the endgame to make Jodio absolutely lose his shit, especially since heโs the second weakest physically of the group
>Charmingman is the team newbie with the least characterization, and heโs got to find out about his lost brother, so his death flags are pretty low for now. That being said, heโs an awful look like Kakyoin.
>Usagi is pretty weak, but it would almost be better narratively to let him live. Nevertheless, if he dies, itโll be a tear-jerker.
>Paco is a real nigga, and real niggas always die in Jojo. Heโll surely go out in a blaze of glory.
>>280657233I'm fully confident on at least Paco and probably Dragona but i have 0 fucking clue on Usagi. I still feel like there is a lot more to that nigga then what we know, and until we come to understand some of it i just can't say what will happen to him.
I really want him to live tho, he's up there with Paco as one of the realist niggas in the part
>>280626439>OH GOD OH FUCK MY FUCKING LEG>oh shit, this kid's leg is fucked. this must've just happened, and the only people who could do this is the guy that was holding them at gunpoint and his lawyer>they both get arrested, if not shot by the swat teamWOOOOOOOWWW, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?
>>280657401>implying alphabet drones would care about an injured child
>>280613884 (OP)Meryl Mei is a stand user, right?
She's basically Polpo, it would seem odd if she coincidentally has an all stand user team without even knowing what they are.
>>280615275Italy is the closest thing to a first world nation by Japan standards.
They care about art, food, culture, nature, and beauty.
All the other former first worlds became too brown to appreciate those things.
>>280625620Most disgusting ability in the whole series given to the ugliest character that looks like a concord design.
>>280657233Paco > Usagi > Dragona = Charming Man > Jodio
Paco fits the "tough guy with an heroic death" archetype, and Usagi is the jester who could easily have a serious fate similar to Shigeshi's.
I'm not sure who has the biggest death flag between Dragona and Charming Man. It depends on if Araki has the guts to kill off the main character's literal brother.
Jodio is last for obvious reasons, and his narration implies that he will survive.
>>280657770If she is then I'm just wondering what the fuck her stand would be
>>280626136What did Araki mean by giving the faggot parasitic worms as a stand?
>>280658123The word you're looking for is 'lesbo', anon.
>>280657233Meryl Mei > Paco > Dragona > Usagi > Charming Man
>>280658067Jodio will control all of Howlers assets and its revealed they have a secret fruit greenshouse, Jodio checks it out and the last page is him being sneak attack killed by Josuke
>>280658333Unironically i feel like if Josuke comes back he is somehow going to be connected to Howler. Maybe after the Dykes betray him Josuke will show up and try to teach Howler the spin or something.
>>280658437>Instead of the previous Jojo helping the new jojo, they will instead fight eachotherCould be interesting
Would also be a way to counter go beyond seeing as rohan dropped that detail that Jodio's rain is not of this world
>>280626439What will be the stand name? The Midas Touch? Band of the Hand?
I think Meryl Mei has a stand, but at the same time she doesn't have to. True, she hired only stand users, but, if you know that stands exist in this world, you could know who is a stand user even only by his personal history.
The bus catch fire and suddenly there is a rainpour coming from nowhere just inside it, and Jodio was close.
Paco has an abnormal body since his childhood and all of a sudden he is capable to forge checks with a perfect print.
Maybe also Usagi's past is related to something "absurd" involving Themattekudasai
>>280658437>Maybe after the Dykes betray him Josuke will show up and try to teach Howler the spin or something.Never become a writer.
>>280658661>Never become a writer.But I've already started work for my first novel Growing up i always wanted to write or draw or make something creative. I guess I'm almost there but i wouldn't describe non-fiction history recounting as very creative
>>280658809It's a start
You shouldn't worry about creativity unless you're doing a one for one rip
Jojo itself started as being based on HnK and Dracula and then turned into it's own thing
I'm thinking Jodio will be the only one left alive by the end. Note how he says "story of a boy becoming filthy rich", not "me and my brother/gang". Also the question of "can I be happy" will be important. Money doesn't buy happiness.
>>280659122Jodio will find that his friends and family brought him happiness but he'll only figure out after they are taken away from him
He'll remember all the good times he had with the cast and then cry realizing it's all over
>>280659268And then he'll November Rain himself all over the floor
>>280657770When you think about it, Meryl Mei keeping her ability hidden is a power move. Since her subordinates don't know what she's capable of, they would think twice about betraying her.
She'd become an easier target if it turned out her Stand was weak.
>>280658113It would be convenient if it was something with healing capabilities after all the gory injuries sustained this fight.
Maybe something related to stitching considering her job as a fashion designer.
RIP Ningbo
You were a great minor antagonist
>>280661123He's inflating with the angels now . . .
>>280661123Drawanon!
Wait a minute, is 200 Balloons hitting the Wally West pose?
>>280656313>>280656236Its all connected to the mechanism
>>280661123based drawfriend
>>280652074This song kinda sucks
>>280657233After Paco brutally beat the shit out of Ningbo I can't see him living. He's way too fucked up to survive and will have to have some karmic death because Araki doesn't like characters even remotely morally grey, even a main JoJo like Johnny got his head smashed in.
>>280661842>He's way too fucked up to surviveJosuk8 is alive and he's killed like 3 random innocent people at least, and beat a Rigger to death on a street corner, and debated killing a baby
Paco fucking up a guy trying to kill him is nowhere close to being bad
I don't think anything could've saved him, Paco was just too aggressive
>>280648557She'll be Part 9's Ojiro, coming back later to enact her new plan only to job almost immediately
which of the jojolands boys are you all fucking first to last?
Dragona > Usagi > Jodio > Charming Man > Paco
>>280665420I said boys, anon. Not females.
>>280665352Dragona
Charming Man
Jodio
Bobby Jean
Paco
Rohan
Yokohama
Ningbo
Howler
>>280665352>>280665951I can't imagine sex with Charming Man would feel all that great considering his skin feels like sand
>>280667210There's a work around to that with lotion and oil
>>280667210I'll just have him inside me instead then
>>280667352>I'll just have him inside me instead thenYou want to be fucked by a guy who's dick would feel like sand?
>>280667396fuck yeah dude
>>280667396that would feel really nice desu
>>280665569The joke he's trying to make is that (you) are Meryl Mei because of your tastes and desire to have sex with the main cast of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9: The JOJOlands
The fact that Acca hasn't used his stand yet and appears to feel entirely dependent on Key West is pretty interesting. I wonder if Araki is gonna have him be inexperienced in stand matters or even entirely unaware that he's got one
>>280673134I'm thinking he might not totally be aware of it yet, given he's been spending these past few chapters having a violent tantrum but hasn't thought of using his ability yet.
I don't browse /a/ but I wanted somewhere to talk about jojo since I started reading it recently as the first manga I've ever read, currently on part 4. Is it fucked up that 3 is my least favorite so far?
>>280673327Part 3 is the "good enough" part
>>280673327many share that sentiment, not me tho, JoJolion is shit
>>280673327Personally I think I like part 5 even less just because it's essentially part 3 again but in Italy and a way less interesting villain. Stand fights are cool tho.
>>280673327common opinion
>>280658517For your consideration.
>>280661842Giorno literally impaled a guy through the neck by repeatedly curb-stomping him.
>>280665352Dragona > Charmingman > Usagi > Paco > Jodio
Dragona's basically a girl; you know Usagi is tight as fuck and sucks good dick; Charmingman can transform into literally anyone; and even though I'm not into bulky guys, Paco's got that pretty boy face and complete control over the muscles in his body. Can't say no to that.
I'm a slight shotafag, but Jodio is รผber-autistic and he looks like he smells weird. No thanks.
I'd fuck Meryl Mei any day of the week over the guys though.
>>280675452Part 5 was a notable exception to the rule and Araki openly regretted making it as dark as it was. He cut the whole Fugo plotline just because he felt the Giorno killing one of his friends was too far for a protagonist.
>over a hundred runs
>just noticed you can steer the bird when you first drop
>>280676214OK, but I still wouldn't say that Araki specifically has it out for main characters who are brutal. Like that one anon said, nothing bad happened to Gappy for all the riggers he killed in cold blood (although maybe I'm speaking too soon).
>>280676214Wasn't it because Araki was going through hard times and he didn't want to make something depressing like Giorno having to kill one of his friends at the time?
>>280625557HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO
>>280680475I might be wrong, but I remember him mentioning Giorno being a shonen protagonist, and how the younger fanbase would process it.
As in, since JJBA is technically a manga for children, some kid with Fugo as his favorite would watch the character you were supposed to root for brutally murdering him, and the thought of that broke Araki's heart.
>>280673327Hi newfriend
Be careful, or you'll never leave this place
>>280663218Ojiro was a joke character that Araki disposed of the instant he became a serious threat. Key West spawned in as an immediate threat to Jodio. Jodio is all too willing to kill his enemies, Key West offers no valuable info to justify her survival like Lulu did.
>>280682645I'd say Jodio wouldn't be retarded enough to kill a person while he is right next to a bunch of Glowies, but chapter 2 showed how retarded he can be when it comes to Glowies, so i honestly wouldn't doubt him trying to kill Key West next chapter while Howler and the FBI just watch
>>280682726You underestimate JoJo's plot convenience. Jodio assaulted cops, burned their vehicle and got away with it even after a failed arrest against him in the past. Jodio fought Bobby Jean in a public hospital with cameras and got away with it. In fact, Paco was the one that got the attention of the authorities. Don't understand plot convenience. If Jodio has a proper battle versus Key West, he is going to kill her and get away with it.
>>280613884 (OP)I checked out of JoJo midway through JoJolion. How is JoJoLands? Good shit?
>>280682790>Jodio fought Bobby Jean in a public hospital with cameras and got away with it.There are no cameras in the bathrooms.
>>280682790*Don't underestimate plot convenience
>>280682805They fought and chased each other outside of the public bathrooms. And Jodio was around dodging bullets when people were publically getting shot, remember?
>>280682797So far it's ok
It's got good moments but nothing has really hit hard so far
This fight was close though
>>280682726There is literally the ocean around him to throw in Key's dead body
I hope we see the Josuke horde one more time after this chapter
>>280682827So... decent at worst, with some nice moments. No super hype bits.
Fair enough.
Maybe I'll go finish JoJolion first before jumping into JoJolands.
>>280683271hope you survive the ride anon
>>280683465I miss the storytime
>>280682797VERY good shit, and with one of the best cast ever
>>280657850The next time Araki goes to Italy he'll probably get stabbed to death by an Afghan
wat stands from the original continuity would you like to see redone
>>280684069King Crimson but only if Usagi has it
>>280673134>>280673223He's totally aware of his Stand. Even though we don't know its ability, I don't see a single moment where it would have been of any help. Attacking the "bank" would have been counterproductive when his goal is just to keep his land.
>>280684069Kraftwerk and Moody B
>>280673327Everyone has their favorites newfriend.
>>280682805Its been fun so far.
>>280682790>Jodio fought Bobby Jean in a public hospital with cameras and got away with it.Did you skip the part where Dragona said Usagi faked the security cameras?
What do you hope Howlers stand name is?
>>280685279Boring but I hope it's Funky Town with AoE coverage
jojolands is based af. praise our savior araki
>>280657233Assuming that Araki doesn't decided to retcon the opening page where Jodio and him ride a boats to an island, Dragona is practically gonna survive until the end game.
As for the rest, they either stayed behind for some reason, or was killed.
Personally, I feels like it's Paco> Charming Man>Usagi according to Araki writing pattern.
>Paco is a bro, and as you said, is likely to dies in a blaze of glory for emotional impacts>Charming Man feels strangely disposable, perhaps in a similar way to Wekapipo, a character with a tragic past get killed to emphasis their tragedy. At the very I hope his goals get some closures.>Usagi, there isn't much of a reason for him to die, but can be killed to set a more serious mood, not unlike Narancia.Hopefully most, if not all of them survives
>>280618763I miss it too
I just took it for granted that storytiming Jojo would go on forever, then it just...ended
>>280687324Jojo has always been rarely talked about on this board and it's only in reference to the newest part or adaption
The storytime provided fans a chance to talk about it all at once
>>280686407>Usagi staring at DragonaI love that fucking fruity nigga
>>280684069Purple haze my beloved
>>280657233For me the probabilities are
Usagi=Paco>Charming>Dragona>Meryl>Jodio
Usagi is the group's baby so he could die for an emotional moment
Paco is similarly the most trustworty one so I can see him dying in the endgame to hammer home some themes like connections making up machinations or whatever.
Charming man is giving me severe FF vibes so I think he will kick the bucket as soon as he finds out what happened to his brother.
Dragona will either sacrifice herself for Jodio or she will survive. I really don't see him dying when Paco is there otherwise
Meryl could die to increase stakes but there isn't much reason for her to die outside of it.
Jodio is definitely surviving.
Quiet honestly I can see this being a part where no one dies like part 4 but it depends on what kind of tone he will go with in the rest of the story.
If we have to trust Rohan about the fact someone will betray the group (I know he doesn't specifically speak about a traitor, but more like "be careful who you trust", but still...) , I bet my money on Paco who, right now, is the goat. But, seeing the whole crew, he's the one whose personality and physique tends to overlap with Charming Man's. Jodio, Dragona and Usagi have alle different personalities, while Paco and Charming are both tall and muscular and both with a strong and rude personality. Plus, he's a kleptomaniac. Also, he's very attached to Meryl, which I think will be the one with he'll betray the crew.
Charming Man, I think he'll live, after all Araki at the start of this arc already gave a huge death flag on Mauka, and I'm referring about Charmy's clan words "The one who will laugh together in the family will surely meet again" (I don't recall the exact words). I think Mauka will be found dead and Charmy, remembering those words, will think they will meet again in another life or something like that.
Usagi could die like Narancia, for emotional value.
Dragona is 50/50, Jodio will give his best to save him, or he will grieve and mature after his loss.
So, I'd say:
Paco 95%
Usagi 75%
Dragona 50%
Charming Man 33%
Jodio 5% (the narrator in Jojo never dies, but his death could arrive after he finishes the narration)
>>280682790>Jodio assaulted cops, burned their vehicle and got away with itStand bullshit, and the cops were fine afterwards. Plus, Jodio deleted the footage, and it would be hard for the cops to testify against the fact they were straight molesting Dragona.
>Jodio fought Bobby Jean in a public hospital with cameras and got away with itJodio's 15, and the entire fight was him getting chased with a gun until Bobby "mysteriously received a wound right through the top of his skull.
>>280686591>Assuming that Araki doesn't decided to retcon the opening page where Jodio and him ride a boats to an islandThat could've easily just been a one-off cool intro shot to show off the Hawaiian location. Even if it's gonna be in the story, who knows if it'll be the last setpiece, and the others could just be below deck. Although admittedly, another final fight on a volcano would be hype as shit.
>>280688345>Quiet honestly I can see this being a part where no one dies like part 4I hope you're right, and I think that says something about the quality of the characters.
>>280685279Queen of The Stone Age
>>280685487>>280689737Araki hasn't used band names since Under World. It's only song titles now.
>>280685279Money for Nothing
>>280685278>Nobody else watching the camera feed and documenting it before it got changedConvenient.
>>280689428Word would spread from a kid that's repeatedly assaulted cops from the force especially under such mysterious means. If the cops tracked Paco from a measly picture, then they have the means to track Jodio but didn't because it's for convenience. JoJo is not accurate to real life police forces.
>>280685279House of the Rising Sun
>>280686407How many of this year Ultra Jump covers are about Jojolands?
>>280685279My heart wishes Subhuman but there is no way Araki listened to bรถc
>>280693050this is the third one this year
>>280692386Actually based taste
>>280693343I fucking wish everyday for a stand named after Don't Fear the Reaper
>>280693567That's half of half this year.
>>280694034JoJo usually gets 3 covers a year, so this is likely the last one this year
Every volume release usually comes with a UJ cover. Volume 7 comes out this winter, so there will be another one this year.
>>280694585FUAAAARK Paco used the world...
>>280691171Cops can be extraordinarly stupid or have horse blinders on.
>>280657233I think Meryl will stick around until like the last arc. She's the mastermind here so if she goes down the rest of the gang won't last unless Araki wants to do a prison arc. Charming should last until he figures out what happened to his brother which could potentially happen as soon as next arc since this arc is about making Acca sign his land away. NGL I can see Dragona being fridged for Jodio's development once the tone of the story gets dark enough.
Honestly I have no clue as to when Paco and Usagi can go.
If King Crimson comes back this part do you think it'll make sense this time? Mind you that Jojolion's Killer Queen worked differently from DiU's Killer Queen.
>>280697789SBRverse King Crimson can effect 10 seconds in the future
example would be it reaching 10 seconds into the future and punching the bottom of a telephone pole so that it will tip over.
Then in reality 10 seconds pass and to the victims the pole mysteriously just came crashing down on its own
>>280626136HOMO GAY ASS NIGGER
Does Kei West top or bottom?
>>280698879Laem is cooking so she's the woman of the gay relationship
Kei tops
>>280697789You can only do so much with King Crimson's ability (hence Part 5's final "fight"), so it would likely be modified if the Stand doesn't make a simple cameo.
>>280698879The answer is obvious when you look at their appearance and attitude. Key West is the "man" of the couple.
>>280692386I've been wanting a stand based off of that song for so long
>>280685279Dig Me from the Three of a Perfect Pair album.
>>280698879Kei isn't the one with worms so what do you think
>>280685279Niggas in Paris
>>280625628Based kinnikuman enjoyer
>>280700872I don't know enough about lesbians to know which one is supposed to get worms.
>>280686407Dragona rape when?
>>280690051>Araki hasn't used band names in 23 years...How have I never noticed this?
>>280690051>>280703694Nut King Call, although that's an artist rather than a band
Did we ever figure out Awaking III Leaves' namesake?
>>280685279The only correct answer so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRoL-5a1zyE
>>280703868https://youtu.be/-SXL_0lHWaU
this is the current guess
>>280697789Maybe Diavolo and Doppio could be two completely different persons. Diavolo has KC with the time skip and Doppio has Epitaph. The two has to fight together with Doppio telling Diavolo when to skip time and the latter saving themselves and attacking enemies through timeskips
>Key gets Acca arrested so he'll need her for longer
>>280704518>using her stand attack to make the authorities detain Howleri would laugh my ass off if that happens
You think like a gang of firefighters are gonna come after them because of what happened to Ningbo?
>>280706158>Part 9 is just about the Jodio gang killing different, tangentially related groups of people
Paco is so fucking cool man. I don't think I've loved a jojo cast as much as this one.
Paco is so cool it makes me wish Mexicans were real!
>>280707082>it makes me wish Mexicans were real!Stroheim...
>law enforcement lesbos
>one of them is named after a city in Florida
Is... is this our Stone Ocean rep, bros?
>>280708243She can't be. She has no sex appeal
>>2806572331.Jodio and Dragona live, 100% (because of that chapter at the beginning)
2.Meryl Mei lives (anti-Pericolo and anti-Diavolo)
3.Paco (Bucciarati) and Usagi (Narancia) die
4.Charming Man either dies after resolving the thing with his brother (like Hermes) leaves (like Fugo) or lives (like Polnareff)
>>280688345>no one dies like part 4>>280689561>I hope you're rightgo fuck yourselves
you also forgot Aya Tsuji
and Josuke's grandpa
>>280706158they probably thought he was an asshole
>>280706158I wouldn't mind seeing that.
>>280709380No one important
FTFY
>>280621201by some VA who only gets to voice some unnamed extras from the crowd
>>280638663nah
the first half was bad
the second was even worse
>>280673327Nah, part 3 is usually hit or miss, depending on if you like the "villain of the weak" formula or find it repetitive, and truly this was Araki's early works with stand abilities, he gets much better at writing stand battles during part 4 and become absolutely phenomenal in part 5.
>>280708796Tell that to the dozens of anons who've been simping for Key West.
>>280709307>100% (because of that chapter at the beginning) That's not necessarily going to happen, anon. Of all the things Araki's forgotten, that wouldn't be the most important.
>Paco (Bucciarati) and Usagi (Narancia) die>Charming Man either dies after resolving the thing with his brother (like Hermes) leaves (like Fugo) or lives (like Polnareff)These are fair.
>>280709380Nigga, no one cares about Aya. And Ryohei had to die... for... motivation or sumn, idk.
Ningbo won the moral victory
>>280717716UNBRIDLED TRVTH
>>280717993Firefighterfag cope
