Did Frieren ever?

Once, with me.
Afterwards, she looked me in the eye and told me that she could never hope to top the experience, and would spend the rest of her life abstaining so as not to experience the profound disappointment that would be visited upon her by lesser men.

>>280633962 (OP)
Yes and more than you think

>>280633962 (OP)
no, she straight up said that elves have basically no drive for sex or romance

>>280633962 (OP)
With me? Yes.

Her 1000 year old hymen is reinforced with 1000 years of cobwebs

>>280633962 (OP)
Considering we are husband and wife? Yes, but after the 4th year, the relationship focused on different things than just sex.

>>280633962 (OP)
No, unless we find out that she actually had a husband and kids at some point and that they were killed during that demon raid on her village (highly unlikely)

only with girls

>>280633962 (OP)
Get good? Unfortunately, no.

>>280633962 (OP)
If I was a demon and crawled up to her and begged her to give me a chance this bitch would still kill me

>>280639365
Based race essentialist elf.

Frieren is the mother of my children so yes she did in fact

>>280633962 (OP)
She read about it in a grimoire.

>>280633962 (OP)
she a virgin

>>280634491
Should Himmel have taken the initiative?

>>280636526
Do you have proof?

>>280633962 (OP)
Shit in the woods without wiping? Many times.

>>280644184
Where is she supposed to do it?

https://files.catbox.moe/we5n35.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/04lwiy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0jsy8m.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/bee7la.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/8i3p8x.jpg

>>280644184
>shit in the woods
Is Frieren the pope?

>>280644808
She probably has a legendary-tier folk spell to take care of it

>>280633962 (OP)
yea but she's anal only (it's an elven thing)

>>280633962 (OP)
1000 mimics, maybe more

>>280633962 (OP)
yes of course, she didn't think of consequences just until recently

>>280633962 (OP)
>please check my dissertation on why this 1000+ years old chick still a virgin
Purityfags are mentally ill

>>280648801
virgin?
I thought we were talking about hanging demons!

>>280644843
not real

>>280645272
Explain

>>280651664
It is a reference to a joke that is probably older than you

>>280633962 (OP)
no

>>280642201
yes 100pc but he was too beta despite being the hero
i hope he went on a pussy tour after the party split, but it seems unlikely. just let frieren use him as a storage unit for bad juju.

>>280649139
yeah its a cartoon genius

No but she has sniffed and licked feet before

>>280652359
Which joke?

El diabolos demona sexo

>>280639827
Elf butt

>>280651664
"Does the pope shit in the woods?" and "Is the bear a Catholic?" are both examples of rhetorical questions used in response to a question to which the answer is an emphatic yes.

>>280633962 (OP)

>>280655384
Totalmente demonio muerte

>>280634455
threesomes with frieren and fern would drain me dry
my balls would be unable to keep up with the demand and I'd probably die

>>280633962 (OP)
kiss?

>>280657914
yes, me

ever
ever felt like this

>>280655365
When someone asks a question with an obvious affirmative answer, there are two rhetorical answers: "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the pope catholic?" These are humorously combined into "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

>>280633962 (OP)
Play PvZ?
Probably not

>>280633962 (OP)
Unrelated, but we will ever see a female dwarf in this series?

>>280660903
hope not

>>280660903
Maybe we already have and their sexual dimorphism is different from humans' and elves'.

>>280634307
Generic orc #567...

>>280661069
Coward

>>280663028
Absolutely no good can come of depicting female dwarves

>>280661891
no, that would be #568

>>280633962 (OP)
You know what would be good, if Frieren dies, gets reunited with her party in hell and she says "Looks like the journey's not over yet" and proceeds to massacre all the demons in hell.

>>280665142

>>280656998
I learned of the pope joke from SA, I still don't know what is the meaning behind the phrase or why it is supposed to be funny even now. My face becomes like Woozie everytime I read it still.

>>280663485
I disagree.

>>280665586
If you're too autistic to understand why the idea of the pope shitting in the woods is funny or the meaning of answering a question with a rhetorical question, I wouldn't stress yourself out about it.

>>280667784
HAHAHA THE POPE HE IS PULLING HIS PANT DOWN AAAAA HE GONNA SHIT BRO AHAHAHAHAHA

>>280645272
bearly

>>280668065
Please have sex with me Ubel

>>280658219
It's amusing that the current yank pope would understand that joke

>>280668065
Imagine having a melty because you don't understand a joke

>>280668329
I wasn't him, I was just bored and jumped in sorry

>>280668267

>>280648801
reasonably, if she ever fucked, it was before these 1000 years as a young lass

whoa

>>280668267

>>280669214
speaking German makes a lot of Frieren's dialogue very funny

>>280660903
God I hope so

>>280669267
any interesting details you can think of? some of these names make sense

>>280669356
basically any time in the Aura arc that characters were insisting "yeah, we can totally trust Lord Lugner"

>>280669411
Lol

KNIFE-EARS...ARE CUTE!

>>280634491
Yeah we can tell. It took until Himmel was dead for her to realize he had a thing for her.

>>280660903
It's the beards.

>>280660903
I really hope to see a dwarf village or town at some point. So far every single dwarf we met was a loner living among humans. Also, it'd be funny to learn about some hidden elven village who escaped DK's armies but didn't bother to check on the outside world in 100 years since it's basically an eye-blink

>>280672556
not too bad as bad as gendewswap designs go

>>280672556
Fem!Land really wants to jump Ubel here.

>>280660903
As long as the female dwarf isn't bearded, I welcome it.

>>280674330
they say the same about normal Land

>>280633962 (OP)
yes with me daily

>>280666391
>no beard
shit

>>280674912
Dunno what you're talking about Land clearly aims to be an arch-wizard.

>>280669259
I have a question. Let's say that hypothetically I'm a wizard that can create magic clones of myself. And me and my clones are having sex with Ubel. If my dick touched a clone's dick (hypothetically) because we were DPing her, would be that gay?

>>280676432
Nah, it's only gay if the balls touch.

I like elf :)

>>280633962 (OP)
I was the design inspiration for Frieren

She's pure. I'm glad himmel didn't do it. Frieren you should be as pure as a white snow forever.

>>280676421
so does fem Land! no time for delinquents

>>280633962 (OP)
Yes :)
Let's just say she's a squirter... IYKWIM...
Ok, what I mean is that her pussy squirted discharge all over my giant cock when I made her cum

>>280634455
NEEEEDDD

>>280663485
Is that gold dandruff?

>>280633962 (OP)
No, she did not ever

>>280676581
ok nice

>>280674507
>>280674995
Which way western man?

>>280644184
>>280644808
There's a grimoire for that.

>>280633962 (OP)
No, took her 1000 years to fall for a man and 30 more to realize it.

Do tentacles count?

>>280679989
look, as long as it's shortstack and without elf ears (like the dog harem anime) then im good. I mean im even good with elf ears shortstacks, just dont call em fucking dwarves u retarded nips

>>280668375
I can easily visualize dragons getting crushed by ants

>>280670528
only in Frieren threads would you find funny memes like this

>>280683138
>germ*id """"""""""humour""""""""
LOL

>>280644808
The mimic/treasure chest.

>>280633962 (OP)
How it would feel to lose virginity after more of a thousand years of being a virgin?

>>280681481
No