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Did Frieren ever?
Anonymous No.280634307 [Report] >>280661891
Once, with me.
Afterwards, she looked me in the eye and told me that she could never hope to top the experience, and would spend the rest of her life abstaining so as not to experience the profound disappointment that would be visited upon her by lesser men.
Anonymous No.280634455 [Report] >>280657525 >>280677999
>>280633962 (OP)
Yes and more than you think
Anonymous No.280634491 [Report] >>280642201 >>280670626
>>280633962 (OP)
no, she straight up said that elves have basically no drive for sex or romance
Anonymous No.280636526 [Report] >>280643124
>>280633962 (OP)
With me? Yes.
Anonymous No.280638319 [Report]
Her 1000 year old hymen is reinforced with 1000 years of cobwebs
Anonymous No.280638681 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
Considering we are husband and wife? Yes, but after the 4th year, the relationship focused on different things than just sex.
Anonymous No.280638712 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
No, unless we find out that she actually had a husband and kids at some point and that they were killed during that demon raid on her village (highly unlikely)
Anonymous No.280638753 [Report]
only with girls
Anonymous No.280638796 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
Get good? Unfortunately, no.
Anonymous No.280639365 [Report] >>280639458
>>280633962 (OP)
If I was a demon and crawled up to her and begged her to give me a chance this bitch would still kill me
Anonymous No.280639458 [Report]
>>280639365
Based race essentialist elf.
Anonymous No.280639514 [Report]
Frieren is the mother of my children so yes she did in fact
Anonymous No.280639706 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
She read about it in a grimoire.
Anonymous No.280639827 [Report] >>280656912
Anonymous No.280642111 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
she a virgin
Anonymous No.280642201 [Report] >>280653348
>>280634491
Should Himmel have taken the initiative?
Anonymous No.280643124 [Report]
>>280636526
Do you have proof?
Anonymous No.280644184 [Report] >>280644808 >>280645272 >>280680514
>>280633962 (OP)
Shit in the woods without wiping? Many times.
Anonymous No.280644808 [Report] >>280646878 >>280680514 >>280683231
>>280644184
Where is she supposed to do it?
Anonymous No.280644843 [Report] >>280649139
https://files.catbox.moe/we5n35.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/04lwiy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0jsy8m.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/bee7la.jpg
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Anonymous No.280645272 [Report] >>280651664 >>280668236
>>280644184
>shit in the woods
Is Frieren the pope?
Anonymous No.280646878 [Report]
>>280644808
She probably has a legendary-tier folk spell to take care of it
Anonymous No.280647707 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
yea but she's anal only (it's an elven thing)
Anonymous No.280647916 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
1000 mimics, maybe more
Anonymous No.280648635 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
yes of course, she didn't think of consequences just until recently
Anonymous No.280648801 [Report] >>280648941 >>280669127
>>280633962 (OP)
>please check my dissertation on why this 1000+ years old chick still a virgin
Purityfags are mentally ill
Anonymous No.280648941 [Report]
>>280648801
virgin?
I thought we were talking about hanging demons!
Anonymous No.280649139 [Report] >>280653377
>>280644843
not real
Anonymous No.280651664 [Report] >>280652359 >>280656998
>>280645272
Explain
Anonymous No.280652359 [Report] >>280655365
>>280651664
It is a reference to a joke that is probably older than you
Anonymous No.280653291 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.280653348 [Report]
>>280642201
yes 100pc but he was too beta despite being the hero
i hope he went on a pussy tour after the party split, but it seems unlikely. just let frieren use him as a storage unit for bad juju.
Anonymous No.280653377 [Report]
>>280649139
yeah its a cartoon genius
Anonymous No.280653783 [Report]
No but she has sniffed and licked feet before
Anonymous No.280655365 [Report] >>280658219
>>280652359
Which joke?
Anonymous No.280655384 [Report] >>280657377
El diabolos demona sexo
Anonymous No.280656912 [Report]
>>280639827
Elf butt
Anonymous No.280656998 [Report] >>280665586
>>280651664
"Does the pope shit in the woods?" and "Is the bear a Catholic?" are both examples of rhetorical questions used in response to a question to which the answer is an emphatic yes.
Anonymous No.280657108 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
Anonymous No.280657377 [Report]
>>280655384
Totalmente demonio muerte
Anonymous No.280657525 [Report]
>>280634455
threesomes with frieren and fern would drain me dry
my balls would be unable to keep up with the demand and I'd probably die
Anonymous No.280657914 [Report] >>280657976
>>280633962 (OP)
kiss?
Anonymous No.280657976 [Report]
>>280657914
yes, me
Anonymous No.280658087 [Report]
ever
ever felt like this
Anonymous No.280658219 [Report] >>280668302
>>280655365
When someone asks a question with an obvious affirmative answer, there are two rhetorical answers: "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the pope catholic?" These are humorously combined into "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Anonymous No.280659526 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
Play PvZ?
Probably not
Anonymous No.280660903 [Report] >>280661069 >>280661859 >>280669333 >>280670884 >>280671410 >>280674507
>>280633962 (OP)
Unrelated, but we will ever see a female dwarf in this series?
Anonymous No.280661069 [Report] >>280663028
>>280660903
hope not
Anonymous No.280661859 [Report]
>>280660903
Maybe we already have and their sexual dimorphism is different from humans' and elves'.
Anonymous No.280661891 [Report] >>280664977
>>280634307
Generic orc #567...
Anonymous No.280663028 [Report] >>280663485
>>280661069
Coward
Anonymous No.280663485 [Report] >>280666391 >>280678029
>>280663028
Absolutely no good can come of depicting female dwarves
Anonymous No.280664977 [Report]
>>280661891
no, that would be #568
Anonymous No.280665142 [Report] >>280665496
>>280633962 (OP)
You know what would be good, if Frieren dies, gets reunited with her party in hell and she says "Looks like the journey's not over yet" and proceeds to massacre all the demons in hell.
Anonymous No.280665496 [Report]
>>280665142
Anonymous No.280665586 [Report] >>280667784
>>280656998
I learned of the pope joke from SA, I still don't know what is the meaning behind the phrase or why it is supposed to be funny even now. My face becomes like Woozie everytime I read it still.
Anonymous No.280666391 [Report] >>280674995
>>280663485
I disagree.
Anonymous No.280667784 [Report] >>280668065
>>280665586
If you're too autistic to understand why the idea of the pope shitting in the woods is funny or the meaning of answering a question with a rhetorical question, I wouldn't stress yourself out about it.
Anonymous No.280668065 [Report] >>280668267 >>280668329
>>280667784
HAHAHA THE POPE HE IS PULLING HIS PANT DOWN AAAAA HE GONNA SHIT BRO AHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous !!5XMzXh4OfC3 No.280668236 [Report]
>>280645272
bearly
Anonymous No.280668267 [Report] >>280668375 >>280669259
>>280668065
Please have sex with me Ubel
Anonymous !!5XMzXh4OfC3 No.280668302 [Report]
>>280658219
It's amusing that the current yank pope would understand that joke
Anonymous No.280668329 [Report] >>280668344
>>280668065
Imagine having a melty because you don't understand a joke
Anonymous No.280668344 [Report]
>>280668329
I wasn't him, I was just bored and jumped in sorry
Anonymous No.280668375 [Report] >>280682294
>>280668267
Anonymous No.280669127 [Report]
>>280648801
reasonably, if she ever fucked, it was before these 1000 years as a young lass
Anonymous No.280669214 [Report] >>280669267
whoa
Anonymous No.280669259 [Report] >>280676432
>>280668267
Anonymous No.280669267 [Report] >>280669356
>>280669214
speaking German makes a lot of Frieren's dialogue very funny
Anonymous No.280669333 [Report]
>>280660903
God I hope so
Anonymous No.280669356 [Report] >>280669411
>>280669267
any interesting details you can think of? some of these names make sense
Anonymous No.280669411 [Report] >>280669448
>>280669356
basically any time in the Aura arc that characters were insisting "yeah, we can totally trust Lord Lugner"
Anonymous No.280669448 [Report]
>>280669411
Lol
Anonymous No.280670389 [Report]
Anonymous No.280670528 [Report] >>280683138
KNIFE-EARS...ARE CUTE!
Anonymous No.280670626 [Report]
>>280634491
Yeah we can tell. It took until Himmel was dead for her to realize he had a thing for her.
Anonymous No.280670884 [Report]
>>280660903
It's the beards.
Anonymous No.280671410 [Report]
>>280660903
I really hope to see a dwarf village or town at some point. So far every single dwarf we met was a loner living among humans. Also, it'd be funny to learn about some hidden elven village who escaped DK's armies but didn't bother to check on the outside world in 100 years since it's basically an eye-blink
Anonymous No.280672556 [Report] >>280673074 >>280674330
Anonymous No.280673074 [Report]
>>280672556
not too bad as bad as gendewswap designs go
Anonymous No.280674330 [Report] >>280674912
>>280672556
Fem!Land really wants to jump Ubel here.
Anonymous No.280674507 [Report] >>280679989
>>280660903
As long as the female dwarf isn't bearded, I welcome it.
Anonymous No.280674912 [Report] >>280676421
>>280674330
they say the same about normal Land
Anonymous No.280674943 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
yes with me daily
Anonymous No.280674995 [Report] >>280679989
>>280666391
>no beard
shit
Anonymous No.280676421 [Report] >>280677458
>>280674912
Dunno what you're talking about Land clearly aims to be an arch-wizard.
Anonymous No.280676432 [Report] >>280676581
>>280669259
I have a question. Let's say that hypothetically I'm a wizard that can create magic clones of myself. And me and my clones are having sex with Ubel. If my dick touched a clone's dick (hypothetically) because we were DPing her, would be that gay?
Anonymous No.280676581 [Report] >>280678488
>>280676432
Nah, it's only gay if the balls touch.
Anonymous No.280677387 [Report]
I like elf :)
Anonymous No.280677397 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
I was the design inspiration for Frieren
Anonymous No.280677443 [Report]
She's pure. I'm glad himmel didn't do it. Frieren you should be as pure as a white snow forever.
Anonymous No.280677458 [Report]
>>280676421
so does fem Land! no time for delinquents
Anonymous No.280677667 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
Yes :)
Let's just say she's a squirter... IYKWIM...
Ok, what I mean is that her pussy squirted discharge all over my giant cock when I made her cum
Anonymous No.280677999 [Report]
>>280634455
NEEEEDDD
Anonymous No.280678029 [Report]
>>280663485
Is that gold dandruff?
Anonymous No.280678179 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
No, she did not ever
Anonymous No.280678488 [Report]
>>280676581
ok nice
Anonymous No.280679989 [Report] >>280681632
>>280674507
>>280674995
Which way western man?
Anonymous No.280680514 [Report]
>>280644184
>>280644808
There's a grimoire for that.
Anonymous No.280681461 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
No, took her 1000 years to fall for a man and 30 more to realize it.
Anonymous No.280681481 [Report] >>280686052
Do tentacles count?
Anonymous No.280681632 [Report]
>>280679989
look, as long as it's shortstack and without elf ears (like the dog harem anime) then im good. I mean im even good with elf ears shortstacks, just dont call em fucking dwarves u retarded nips
Anonymous No.280682294 [Report]
>>280668375
I can easily visualize dragons getting crushed by ants
Anonymous No.280683138 [Report] >>280683220
>>280670528
only in Frieren threads would you find funny memes like this
Anonymous No.280683220 [Report]
>>280683138
>germ*id """"""""""humour""""""""
LOL
Anonymous No.280683231 [Report]
>>280644808
The mimic/treasure chest.
Anonymous No.280684347 [Report]
>>280633962 (OP)
How it would feel to lose virginity after more of a thousand years of being a virgin?
Anonymous No.280686052 [Report]
>>280681481
No