Thread 280638029

Chapter 1: Mu Appears

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>>280638029 (OP)
Been waiting for this, own both eng and jp versions of it

>>280638139
Her smug aura is mocking him

>>280638071
>Mu
Mo's lost feline relative.

>>280638109
based Ito, dogs are great.
>>280638164
www I love Ito

Done. Hopefully this will put the comedy mangaka allegations to rest.
Are you a dog person, or a cat person? I'm cuddling with my dog as I post.
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Qda32IKM

>>280638250
Thanks, OP. I'm a dog person, I do not care about cats.

>>280638239
I don't think this manga will cater to you much, anon

>>280638250
I'm a dog person and never had a cat, but for some reason cats like me and always approach me. I am too weak to resist their fluffiness do I always pet them.

>>280638139
The cat's face doesn't look cursed to me.

>>280638250
I like cats.

>>280638109
Those eyes...

>>280638164
KUYASHII

>>280638029 (OP)
The comedy mangaka posting has finally reached its crescendo.

>>280638250
horror mangaka

>>280638029 (OP)
Meow meow :3

>>280638058
Fat cats

>>280638094
Winner

>>280638109
Horror mangaka

>>280638149
Do cat owners really?

>>280639250
He really is. He's a successful and respected mangaka of international fame, happily married, without any important health concerns, and he seems to be pretty chill.
Maybe the lack of a good anime adaptation could leave a bad taste, if anything.

>>280638250
Thanks OP
I've grown to loathe dogs. I like cats, but I'm not sure I'd ever get one

>>280638250
Horror mangaka lmao

>>280638250
gun to my head, i would pick dogs

But i think both are special in their own way

>>280638109
cant forget the boss.

>>280638139
what a man must do for some pussy (pun intended).

where's my nigga mo?

>>280639833
Taken by the spiral

>>280638250
kek. thanks op.

>>280638250
Does the horror mangaka really..

>>280638232
>chihuahua
I guess this is after boss non non's death

>>280638197
is this really how you hold a cat?

>>280638071
>"chapters all seem fairly tame so far"
>mfw

>>280639833
Moores

>>280638139
kek genuine comedy.

>>280638071
>chapter 8

>>280638250
Ito really channeling his inner Lovecraft.

>>280638250
Thanks OP
>Are you a dog person, or a cat person?
Cat person

>>280638250
I like both so long as they're fluffy

>>280638250
thanks, OP. One of my cats is napping on my side as we speak

>>280638250
Somehow scary and silly at the same time. Thanks for posting!
>Are you a dog person, or a cat person?
I like both but I like dogs more.

>>280638250
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280638250
The cat looks dignified.
Ito really loves cat huh?

>>280638250
Ito is a comedian and he doesn't know

>>280638250
Thanks anon
I did not expect this
>Are you a dog person, or a cat person?
Dog

>>280638029 (OP)
Enter: Comedy Mangaka in his purest form

>>280639304
No

>>280639833
Mo? I only know Mu.

>>280638250
Cats are cute but Dogs are simply superior

>>280638250
literally me

>>280638250
Thanks, OP. I'm a dog and cat person, having owned both. I'm secretly a bird person, though.

I vibe more with cats

>>280643753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WbxFUD5Osc

>>280639304
Fuck no.

>>280643247
They're pack animals that need a leader. Dogs are if you want a follower, cats are if you like independance.

>>280638250
Cats. I love my friends' dogs and spoiling them rotten with scratches, but indiscriminate "give-me-attention barking" is one of the most obnoxious behaviours in the world. Other animals can be just as needy and noisy, but it's impressive how effectively barking goes through headphones and apartment walls. I'm definitely a fairweather dog owner.

>>280638250
I love cats and cats love me

>>280638250
cats for sure. small quiet dogs are ok but I hate ones that don't shut up, and the bigger dogs that need huge amounts of exercise and stimulation because they were bred to be working dogs are just exhausting

>>280639323
>the lack of a good anime adaptation
the sooner people can accept that ito's manga artstyle is impossible to adapt to anime medium then maybe we can start getting decent ones. i don't know why people are so hung up on it anyway, it's possible to capture a dark and gritty atmosphere with a more animation-friendly artstyle. early SnK anime's artstyle with its thick lineart and often vibrant palette looks nothing like isayama dark sketchy g-pen style that made a very heavy use of crosshatching (that, dare i say, is kinda similar to ito, technique wise) but people loved it anyway

>>280645045
I actually like the artstyle of the Gyo OVA

>>280645068
literally me

>>280638139
that looks like a normal cat

>>280643899
Holy shit, anon. Nausicaa was my first intro to anime when I was 10. Teto climbing between Nausicaa's boobs awakened something in me.

>>280638250
Cat.

>>280638250
Cat for sure.
When I visit farms and boarding stables, all the barn cats magically find me and begin climbing me.
They know I'm a cat person.
I don't hate most animals really though.
Dogs can be good and are more useful but they're so high maintenance in comparison.
Dogs are also more likely to be noisy.

The real shitty pets are horses.
My finance has one and she's the only reason I tolerate that retarded shit machine.
Scared of anything and prone to sudden, dangerous startles, incredibly high maintenance, endless poop, useless unless you're Amish, BEANS (do not look this up)

>>280638029 (OP)
I'd say, too early. This deserves to be the final Ito dump.

>>280638250
Horror mangaka.

>>280638029 (OP)
LET'S GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>280645196
Thats the joke.

>>280639323
>mangaka
>No mention of his hands or spine a wreckage.

Thats a rare one.

>>280638139
Genuinely better comedy than most actual "comedy" manga.

>>280638250
I like cats. Dogs can be okay for short periods of time but I hate all their slobber

>>280638250
I'm a cat person. I identify greatly with the second panel. I have given my extensive thoughts on dogs previously in daily threads, but suffice it to say that I hate them, and that you are a terrible person for inflicting one upon the world should you get one. A cat is a personal burden, particularly an indoor cat. It stays mostly to itself and never bothers anyone for its entire sad, precious existence, until it dies. A dog is a burden inflicted upon others. You must take it outside and thrust it into the life of every random person you encounter, often two or three times per day. Anyone other than a PERFECT dog owner will end up inconveniencing hundreds of people per day because they decided that they wanted a big mangy shit machine. I should not have to be afraid to walk the streets because some fucking mongrel might bark at me and startle me. That's not fucking fair. I kept my perfect angel of a cat inside her entire life and she never bothered another soul. Only pure joy and love. Fuck you, dog owners.

>>280641073
>>280641128
>>280647549
He needs to prove he's a horror mangaka

>>280645045
>that, dare i say, is kinda similar to ito
Huh, now that you say it, it kind of is

>>280646935
OP's going in release order

>>280641073
>>280641128
>>280647549
Have you never heard of neutering a cat?

>>280650360
>dog is a burden inflicted upon others. You must take it outside and thrust it into the life of every random person you encounter, often two or three times per day. Anyone other than a PERFECT dog owner will end up inconveniencing hundreds of people per day because they decided that they wanted a big mangy shit machine. I should not have to be afraid to walk the streets because some fucking mongrel might bark at me and startle me.

Don't forget: The barking at night or whenever you want peace and quiet. That's the worst part. If some jackass's dog bites you because it was poorly trained, you can easily get the police or some local town officials to intervene. You can't get police to do shit if your complaint is "the neighbor's dog keeps barking randomly at night, making me unable to get proper sleep".

>>280650360
>>280651349
Barking is my absolute number one most hated sound and the world worships dogs so much you're treated like a crazy person if you ever try to actually do anything about it

>>280638250
truly women were the true horror all along

Guys I'm super scared right now

>>280638232
>>280638250
I love how self-aware junji ito is of his own style.

>>280647549
>>280641128
>>280651174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E_5y3tlE3M&ab_channel=weed75Black

>>280645068
Perfect

>>280649408
Isn't that a problem only with some major mangaka?

>>280638250
Thanks OP.

>Are you a dog person, or a cat person?
I'm 100% a dog person, and whilst we do have a lot of cats around and I kinda enjoy the life they bring with them, they aren't ours and just sorta moved in and never left. I fucking hate my uncle's absolutely psycho dog he's left with us to take care of though. Damn thing makes it essentially suicide to go outside in the mornings.

>spoiler
Cute.

>>280650360
This anon will become the next Itoverse villain.

>>280652398
Hands (carpal tunnel) and spine (constantly sitting down, bent over a desk) wouldn't be too surprising to see a lot. More hand stuff, though. Also doesn't help that both of these are exacerbated by overwork.

>>280638250
The toxoplasmosis is taking hold.

>>280639304
Even if you did you should only really do it on the corners of walls
That's where cats like to scratch

>>280652289
>mfw I see pussy

>>280638164
You WILL like the cat!

I've been waiting for this

>>280638176
We're still missing Ma, Me, and Mi

>>280638250
>Are you a dog person, or a cat person?
Dogs, but I'm seriously allergic to them (which I only found out after we got a dog when I was a boy)

>>280645141
>Gyo OVA
Shortened Gyova

>>280652161
nice spooky face on his back

>>280655841
unsettling

>>280638250
Nice OP, I like both but I find easier to train and deal with cats than with dogs.

>>280645068
Oh, no, someone posted a mirror!

>>280654043
And be happy?

>>280638250
>Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Junji Ito was not the dark and creepy horror artist I thought he was

>>280638250
>Junji is potrayed as his average insane character
>wife is evil witch
>cats are expressionless
is it accurate

>>280638250
I'm a dog person. My mother and older brother too.
But my dad was a cat person and crushed his soul when my mom "make" him "abandon" his cat. That lil fucker was a cunt and peed in my mom's clothes or my brother's toys

>>280654167
What's his cat's name?

>>280645045
Uzumaki could have been a good adaption of his style if they didn't cheap out on it. Poor animation and 3D slop have nothing to do with his style

>>280657419
Niggeru

>>280638164
kind of reminds me of the louis wain cat painings

>>280638109
I hear his wife was mildly annoyed at her depiction in this manga.

>>280661303
I'd be kinda mad if my husband drew me like that too, honestly.

>>280661303
Gee I wonder why

>>280651349
I don't get not being able to sleep through dogs barking. They aren't THAT loud.

>>280638029 (OP)
I have a serious question. Why are all notable horror writers obsessed with cats? Lovecraft loved cats. Poe loved cats. Stephen King loves cats. And, quite obviously, Ito loves cats. It can't be a coincidence at this point. Does toxoplasmosis give you a boost to imagination?

>>280661775
All comedy authors. Cats are funny

>>280645141
Here's the truth not many can handle: Gyo anime was better than the manga.

>>280638250
Thanks OP. I like cats, but outdoor cats are harmful to local bird populations, so if I get another one it'll probably be an indoor one

>>280661828
At the very least, it's a decent and respectful adaptation. They took some artistic liberties, but it's essentially an alternative retelling of the same story. The rest of his anime adaptation are just lazy and low effort.

>>280661775
There's something vaguely otherworldly about cats

>>280660117
us cat lovers just LOVE their face, aren't we

>>280654167
>>280661801
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Sweet_Ermengarde_(Beyond_the_Wall_of_Sleep)
Comedy author.

>>280662694
oh yeah, and here's another from earlier in his career:
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/A_Reminiscence_of_Dr._Samuel_Johnson
>parody of his own writing style, in which he explains that the reason it sounds so antiquated is because he's been understating his age by two hundred years, followed by leaning into the bit and going on lengthy old man ramblings
It seems to me like he had a lot more self-awareness than most people in the present give him credit for; were he born a century later, I imagine he'd be a very prolific shitposter.

>>280661303
>>280661370
>>280661381
I've fixed it, she can be happy now.

>>280661828
>>280662153
Justice for Aki!

>>280661775
Cats are the thinking man's pet.

>>280650360
based take

>>280661458
NTA but a few days ago I got woken up at the cusp of sleeping by my neighbor's dog, who decided to have a barking match with two dogs outside. It was so loud he had to shut the dog up.
They ARE loud. I'm guessing you think they aren't because they are barking far away from you. Which yes, it's normal to sleep if that was the case.

the only good junji ito manga

>>280650360
>Anyone other than a PERFECT dog owner will end up inconveniencing hundreds of people per day because they decided that they wanted a big mangy shit machine.
Funny how you can say the same about kids.

>>280665043
People saying this genuinely fill me with rage
A human child is a beautiful thing and will grow up to have its own life and personality and impact on the world, a dog is just an animal that makes noise
This culture of treating animals like children is a sick one

>>280666614
A human child is a future monster who will contribute to destroying the planet further. An animal remains innocent and childlike until the day it dies

>>280638029 (OP)
When I said Ito's work needed more pussy shots...

>>280638149
>plastic coating walls
We've reached ultimate autism

>>280638250
Cats, they're often quite smug and lazy but they don't yap all day long and don't need to go outside.

>>280640401
only when you're reloading

>>280667237
'Innocent' and 'good' are not synonyms

>>280638250
I'm not a dog person or a cat person, I'm a human being
I do like dogs more though

>>280661775
Cats are good pets for indoorsy people, which includes most authors.

>>280639833
Where Tomie fears to look

Where the FUCK is OP

>>280661775
they're independent and can take care of themselves, the perfect pet for this subset of people who lock themselves in their room the entire day. unlike dogs that for example needs to be walked everyday

>>280668895
Opole

>>280661303
Did she not know him at all? I would've thought it was funny.

>>280661828
They switched out Tadashi as the MC so I don't agree.

>>280650360
Why are catfags so vitriolic compared to dogfags?

>>280670694
Yeah, they are pretty... catty

Chapter 2: Yon Attacks

>>280670694
In my experience, it's dog people that get personally offended if you say you don't like them

begone evil creature

>>280670914
Enter Yon

>>280670954
Dog!
>>280638366
See it's fine. The whole manga has been saved.

>>280670880
In my experience, a dog lover is more likely to also like cats, while a cat lover is more likely to be exclusively a cat lover.

>>280671058
Thanks, OP.

Done. Cats are not easily commanded.
Are you placid, or weird-faced?
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmEqCc9xPGk

>>280671096
Oops. Thanks, OP.

I think I found a new favorite.

>>280670934
That's actually pretty cool.

>>280670972
>is he cursing us?
kek

>>280671096
thanks op.

>>280671034
>t. furry

>>280671058
Fair, fair

>>280670954
He got the weird chihuahua eyes down pat.

>>280666614
>A human child is a beautiful thing and will grow up to have its own life and personality and impact on the world
Too bad most become horrible adults that do more harm than good if they do anything significant at all. I don't get people who look at humanity as being innately good or important to the world just on the basis of being a person. Most of us won't do shit for the world. Dogs also grow, change, have personalities, and are capable of leaving an impact on the families they become a part of because, much like humans, they are living creatures that develop bonds to survive. It's simply on a smaller scale. But the comparison is right, because both animals and children are gonna be loud, annoying, horrible creatures if not properly taken care of. Hell, at least a dog isn't gonna grow up to become a 4channer, so they got that over us.

>>280672057
It's not about being good, it's about being substantial
A human is objectively superior to a dog, the proof of that is outside your window

>>280670954
>>280671921

>>280671096
I love Ito. He's so fun. I am weird-faced. Thanks for posting, OP!

>>280670914
Long cat

>>280670934
My uncle's (later my grandmother's, and later later kind of mine by extension) dog had a love heart on one side of her, and 'Bob' on the other side
Her name was not Bob

>>280661303
It's the cheek lines, isn't it?
>>280672110
It knows what you did.

>>280671034
What a man Ito is

>>280671096
Thanks OP
I'm placid and beautiful

This is the kind of manga you can only truly appreciate after being as familiar with Ito as we've become

>>280670914
>>280670934
Oh, I get it.
Yon.
4.
Duh.

>>280672181
Well, obviously. She loved Bob.
People don't tattoo their own names on their bodies, they usually go for the names of loved ones.

>>280670972
Separate rooms?

>>280671096
Thank you.
I've been told I have an angry face.

>>280671096
Thanks OP.

>>280671096
Thanks OP
>Are you placid, or weird-faced?
I am cute

>>280671096
Fanks Op

>>280672837
>can't believe I have to live with this human with that accursed face

>>280671034
King of the Hill reboot's looking weird.

>>280638109
>Are you a dog person or a cat person?
You think this is the kind of thing they would discuss before they got seriously involved with each other.

>>280638250
>Hopefully this will put the comedy mangaka allegations to rest.
Not with those last panels
>Are you a dog person, or a cat person?
Dog person all of the way! I love dogs! I don't hate cats; I just don't ever want to own one because I don't want boxes of shit in my house and I don't want every last one of my worldly possessions to reek of cat piss for all of eternity. I will gladly play with other peoples' cats if they are friendly.
>First spoiler
It is way too hot to hold my dog right now. I still love him though.

>>280671058
Makes me think about the story where Abbath got elected as mayor of his town. He didn't want to do it, so they elected him as a joke.

>>280671096
>Are you placid, or weird-faced?
Yes.

>>280671096
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280671010
Cats don't do that

>>280672774
Maybe it's a wonky translation

>>280674232
Maybe your cat doesn't.

>>280670992
d'aw

>>280671096
Thanks anon
>Are you placid, or weird-faced?
I hope I'm cute

>>280665043
>kids
>big

>>280675312
Sex with this cat

>>280671034
a horror mangaka

>>280667384
>>280640401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-alFm_un0k

>>280638029 (OP)
Is this a story about toxoplasmosis

>>280638250
The real horror was toxo all along

>>280638250
This guy is so goofy

>>280671058
>a cat lover is more likely to be exclusively a cat lover
No shit. A dog lover has zero chance of being exclusively a cat lover.

>>280674232
Mine does.

>>280671010
>>280671034
This is very relatable.
The envy of a cat loving another person and not you.

>>280672057
Unfortunately, we have already given humans human rights. It's too late to change that, but I will defend to the death the dogs' lack of rights.

>>280672312
Knowing him at this point the vets gonna be the most psychopathic doctor we seen yet.

>>280672774
That's apparently not that uncommon in Japan. Source: some people on here getting very mad about it in one particular series I forget.

>>280661303
She looks oddly cute...in a possible possesed by an evil entity kinda way.

>>280670934
That’s a penis

>>280671096
So, the true talent was in the women of the family all along...

>>280680269
God I hope so

>>280681401
Goddammit, I can't unsee it now

>>280671096
Wouldn't have put it past this guy to marry his own sister

Are there any real pics of Yon and Mu?

>>280682106
That's a long neck

>>280682714
In the copy I'm looking at, they each get a page of photos taken by A-ko, which we should get to either in today's dump or tomorrow's.
Since they might come up today (and therefore in this thread), I'll refrain from uploading them to avoid inconveniencing dumpanon with duplicate files; here's links to them on desuarchive instead:
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1604/16/1604169325915.jpg
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1604/16/1604169558831.jpg

>>280683453
Actually pretty spooky top left photo

>>280671058
Local little rural town between the mountains where horror manga artist lives
Town Council
Order of the day
>"When will the lighthouse demolition begin? While its strange light attracts tourists every sunset, we tragically lost another two children yesterday, who were burnt alive inside."
>"And why all the houses are placed in a spiral pattern according to the cadastral records?"
>"The Prefecture funds for the town hospital? We are ending the blood for our pregnant mosquito woman"
>"Moreover, we need a fiscal slippage to hire new part-time labourers to delimit the tombs sprouting on the roads. And we need to extend the contract of the necrofitmancer."

>>280670887
>>280670914
horror mangaka

>>280677154
It was implicitly in comparison to a dog lover being exclusively a dog lover

>>280667237
retard

>>280638250
Turns out you can be subversive and self-aware and actually good?
i need a minute to process this...

>>280684362
>t. human monster

Dogs are too high maintenance, and I don't like how subservient they are. Cats are more independant, they don't require constant attention and validation.

>>280683453
Oh.
It's actually 1:1 a skull marking like he claimed.
What are the odds that this horror-comedy-mangaka would end up with a cursed skull cat?

>>280661775
Directors like dogs because they can take them outside with them, writers like Cats because they stay inside with them.

>>280683453
Wow, it actually is a skull. Neat.

>>280671058
I'm from /an/ and I could tell you it's the opposite. We have daily console wars threads about this topic.

Do cats really not need to go outside and walk around? Like at all?

>>280638029 (OP)
>Junji Ito draws cats
This was not something that I expected I would need
>>280667384
>only when you're reloading
pew pew pew

>>280670972
>cat is actually using a human-built cat fort
that's kind of impressive, usually they prefer random cardboard boxes and shun expensive things

>>280671096
what was the video? it seems to be gone now, not just region blocked

>>280684442
The trick is to recognize that being subversive/self-aware doesn't automatically make your work good (and that subverting convention purely for the sake of being subversive ultimately leaves your work as dependent on those conventions as if it blindly followed them)
>>280686571
Works On My Machine™
Try watching it on an invidious instance in case that changes anything
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=FmEqCc9xPGk

ok weird, it won't embed, but it doesn't say anything but "not available"
usually you see something like "not available in your country" or "embedding has been blocked"

>>280686945
oh wait never mind, it says not available when I go to it, it's a cursed video

>>280638029 (OP)
Did Junji Ito ghost write this?

>>280638149
Sticking pins in the wall is better?

>>280687250
The real horror was a lack of homecare all along

Maybe...the real horror was Ito himself all along...

>>280666614
Anon, you're trying way too hard. I just joked about how kids are loud and messy.

>>280685293
It's not malding, if you have a dog they deserve you take care of them properly, nothing worse than a bad dog owner, they make both the animal and the people around them miserable.

>>280687301
He's a wholesome old man.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x65w5fu

>>280686007
They don't lol

Not part of their neural setup, but you DO need to keep them engaged

>>280687997
Trying what
I'm just saying that the elevation of animals above human children is a sick thing
That's all I have to say anymore. This isn't the thread for this sort of thing

>>280688156
>This isn't the thread for this sort of thing
Translation: I realized I've fucked up and don't have a legitimate counterargument

>>280688106
I don't know what it is about him but Itou looks like an man from the 60s dragged into the modern era

>>280688291
NTA but animals will always be inferior to humans so you are wrong

>>280688156
>>280689348
Yeah, but nobody itt made that point.
Not even Junji.

>>280689348
>Malding so hard he claims shit that no one ever said
Lmao

>>280689348
>animals will always be inferior to humans
Cow tastes better than human

>>280688291
Did a dog eat your parents or something

>>280690482
Meant for >>280689348

>>280690470
What a silly creature.

>>280638250
automatically one of the greatest thing's Ito's ever written.

>>280672152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c

>>280691263
When I was a kid we had a cat that would say "OUT NAAOW" to be let out the back door.

>>280690420
Cannibal poser. Once you go human you can never go back.

>>280690482
>>280690513
It's hilarious just how mad he's getting over people liking a different animal more

>>280638250
Thank you for posting.

>>280672774
It's the same for my parents. But then again my dad snores like a fucking chainsaw.

>>280672774
In chapter 4 they're shown to sleep in the same room, in separate single beds.

Have you ever seen a movie called "What Dreams May Come"?
I always hope that when I die, maybe I'll get to see my old dog, who was born 3 days after me. My partner always tells me to take care of their childhood cat until he reaches me. I think I'd become more of a cat person, judging from the stories of her.
Cats never like me unless it was stealing my breakfast.
>>280695015
Same here. It's mostly because mother is a night owl and father doesn't like to sleep alone. He too, however, has been sleeping with ear plugs in recently before her snoring is so loud he can hear it downstairs in the morning.

>>280684317
missing the point was the joke

>>280696534
a bold strategy

>>280690119
>>280690482
>>280692052
>NTA
Did you three forgot to read this? I'm not that anon, I've only wrote that one comment

Where the FUCK is OP

>>280699724
Cat scratched him and the cut got infected

Chapter 3: Battle of the Cat Wand!!

>>280700100
ito is really good with drawing quick movements

Done. Dumb animals... easily tricked...
Do you know how to play with a pussy?
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mDfYIxqdWY

>>280686571
Don't worry about it, I just like posting whatever I'm listening to while posting the chapter.

>>280700198
Thanks, OP.

>>280700198
>Do you know how to play with a pussy?
ask your mom lol

>>280700078
eww

>>280700198
dumb cats. our hero would have been happier with another non non.
thanks op.

>>280700141
>Owari Da.

>>280700088
>prepare your ass, J-kun

>>280700114
Penis cat

>>280700198
Thanks OP
Cats seem to like me, but pussy seems to be allergic

>>280699664
>Did you three forgot to read this?
We read it, we just don't believe you.

>>280700198
you have every good taste in music homie, every dump

>>280699724
Opole Lubelskie

>>280700114
Surprisingly detailed cat anus

>>280700198
thanks anon

>>280700078
I guarantee that those cats are doing their business elsewhere besides the box.

>>280700198
I like to think I'd be very good with them, if one were to fall into my lap.
So to speak.

>>280700887
have you tried hors pussy

>>280700198
Thanks OP. The way Ito draws his wife walks a fine line between sexy and disturbing

>>280671058
As a cat lover, I also like dogs, but actually owning one is too much for me.
I think there's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad owner, and unfortunately most dog owners are pretty bad.

>>280700198
Thanks OP
>Do you know how to play with a pussy?
Yes, you just give them fishes

>>280700141
Very consistent poop.

>>280700198
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280700198
Thanks anon

>>280701596
Duck pussy >>>>>>>>>

>>280702871
>there's no such thing as a bad dog

>>280700183
>the way of the wand

>>280706286
she's cute!

>>280663148
>I imagine he'd be a very prolific shitposter.

He'd be a very prolific everything poster. Dude carried on correspondences with people all over and did a lot in the amateur press of the time. Nowadays he'd probably have a substack, multiple social media accounts, and still find the time to post on 4chan every day

>>280700198
THE SPIRAL

>>280700100
The cat... is strong!

>>280700088
I like his wife

>>280700198
Thank you for posting.

>>280701596
Don't do it, anon.

>>280700162
>tlits N64 cartridge
>>280700198
Thanks anon, absolutely not.

>>280706286
In her defense, she looks pissed because another dog kept nipping at her feet; it's the owner at fault for mistaking blatant agression signalling for "aww she's smiling (:"

>>280701596
How about horse cock?

>>280652163
>pew pew pew
>mew mew mew

>>280702871
>there's no such thing as a bad dog

>>280700764
>It was made for me! This is MY hole, J-Kun!

>>280700073
I had something like 8 cats over the course of my life and never once did they scratch the walls or the floor. Worse they did was scratch one single, select part of the couch that had been chosen as a sharpener, nothing else.

>>280671058
i'm a cat person and i like dogs too (except small dogs they're literal genetic monstrosities that should all be put down)
BUT if you have an indoor cat/dog, i think you should kill yourself. Get a fucking aquarium or something nigger

>>280674232
They do sometimes. Especially if they're taken from their mother too early

>>280715166
I had a mostly outdoor cat that came with a house that I moved into. He liked to pee on vertical surfaces. And yes he was cut (apparently vets notch an ear when they do that.)

Never had problems with cats scratching the walls since they are made of bricks

>>280717861
Most people have flesh cats though

>>280717905
Softer but not as good for throwing.

>>280720032
and then the bite

>>280638250
I have two nukos

>>280717905
Most people are boring and my brick cat can beat their flesh cats

Chapter 4: The Events of one Late Night

>>280727916
WTF

Done. Catgirl fiance, hm...
Have you tasted the bitter fruit of rejection?
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3pJZSTQqIg

>>280728002
Thanks, OP.

>>280727782
>two beds
Honestly sounds better than sharing a bed every night, I move a lot and like to wrap my blanket around me

>>280727834
Brutal

>>280691263
>All the old internet meme cats are long dead by now
How do I escape the demiurges grasp?

>>280727964
blankets>cats

>>280727853
I love this chuuni

>>280728002
thanks op.

>>280727894
Two pussies in the bed at once
A shame they were just golddiggers

>>280727990
>tecŸician
Once would be a funny typing error, three times is strange

>>280727874
That second panel is disturbingly normal

>>280728002
Thanks OP
Youthful oneitis is a painful thing to go through

>>280727990
Why does it make so much sense that he was formerly a dentist?

>>280728238
He's seen horrors we could never imagine

>>280727894
Learning the hard way that paying for pussy never really works.

>>280728002
Does Ito not have any kids? It's always his mother, sister and wife in these things.
And thank you, OP.

>>280728479
He's a pet parent :^)

>>280727894
LOL

>>280727916
High quality jump scare. Gave me flashbacks to the old Goosebumps book Cry of the Cat

>>280727782
>a paramour perhaps?
Wait... is Ito into being cucked?

>>280728002
Ran Purahachi Daruma Tsuchinoko Bandit katsushin-bros...

>>280728768
:^(

>>280727990
My copy doesn't have that error in it, wonder how that happened

>>280729375
>separate beds
yup

>>280729402
:^|

OP YOU'RE FUCKING LATE AGAIN

>>280728479
There's an extra mini comic added in the english version that had originally been published elsewhere with a couple of them shown in a panel

>>280727894
He's a tragedy mangaka now......

>>280728002
Thanks OP

>>280728086
https://youtu.be/j-cTWXGtWzE?si=hlSWmBxD03VM9SbQ
Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

>>280728002
Thanks, OP!
>Have you tasted the bitter fruit of rejection?
My (now ex-) wife stating to my face "I don't love you anymore" was pretty up there.

She was supposedly a cat person, but she even put them up for adoption when she left the state. I guess the three of us just weren't worth it. 9 years well spent. Oh well.

>>280727782
At least we know why they don't have children.

>>280731029
Rough. Sorry, anon.

>>280728002
Thanks OP.
Every time i asked a girl out in 26 years.Honestly i might become a monk after my parents pass away and take advantage of that.

>>280638029 (OP)
kek this is junji ito's best work
>t. the only one ive read

>>280728002
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280729524
Dunno, if your SO regularly went to bed at odd hours it'd wake you up. Might be they use J-kun's semi-double when they go to bed together.

>>280727874
>>280727894
I thought the gag would be that after all of that they were gonna puke on his bed after feeding them like that.

>>280727805
Mu has such a smoochable head

>>280728002
>Have you tasted the bitter fruit of rejection?
No, cats always love me the most. That's what you were asking about, right?

>>280728002
Thanks anon
>Have you tasted the bitter fruit of rejection?
Many times, I just stopped caring

>>280728002
Thank you for posting.

>>280728002
Thanks OP
>Have you tasted the bitter fruit of rejection?
No, every girl I wanted accepted me and now I have a harem of hundreds

>>280713851
this can kill
>>280706286
btw

>>280731029
>she even put them up for adoption when she left the state
Couldn't she give them to you or she got them after the divorce?

>>280727916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>280728002
>Coldplay
Huh. Funny. I was just listening to Adventure Of A Lifetime

>>280728002
I am in my 40s, and a woman has never even looked my way.

>>280727834
kek

>>280727964
He just can't win

>>280728086
maybe have a few more cheezburgers

>>280728002
>Ran Purahachi Daruma Tsuchinoko Bandit Katsushin
based

>>280727916
Horror mangaka

>>280735415
You just can't beat early 'play.
Adventure of a Lifetime is aight, though.

>>280638164
2cat! lmao!

>>280727990
>former dental technician
>all his scary humans/monsters have horrific-looking, too detailed teeth
some professional trauma no doubt

>>280727834
My cat does this.
He doesn't want to sleep with me when I go to bed, but he always hops into my bed right when I need to wake up.

>>280727916
horror mangaka

>>280737173
My wife

>>280733639
this lands even better if you've read some of his more regular work

New Vivarium chapter!
>>280744389
>>280744389
>>280744389

I think it's pretty funny that Señor Ito's default artstyle is just naturally unsettling. But he's a good sport about it, knows what to lean into.

>>280743340
Fat cat.

>>280700078
FYI those self cleaning boxes are convenient, but don't get the cheap Chinese ones that rotate up and down. They have a major safety hazard inherent to the design and there have been many cases of cats being literally guilotined.

>>280746597
Survival of the fittest.

>>280728086
You have to beat him JRPG style.

>>280744405
Cool.

>>280735331
At the time of the divorce, she was still living in-state, and since I had to move in with my family again, I couldn't have more pets due to family allergies and landlord bullshit.

I never imagined she'd ever give them up and by the time I learned she had, it was too late. That still fucking hurts to this day.

>>280728002
Thanks OP!
>Have you tasted the bitter fruit of rejection?
once, 9 years ago.
I still haven't recovered.

>>280752538
NTA but you have my sympathies. That's a shit hand to be dealt.

>>280727834
This is me. This is my life.

>>280727834
He thought he'd escaped being cucked...

>>280729816
Children? Or cats?

>>280728002
>Have you tasted the bitter fruit of rejection?
yeah...

Soon.

>>280760612
Spoon (in a new bread)

>>280760685
That should be obvious.

>>280752538
Yeah, that's shitty anon.